My
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ranking:
1. Jessel (and Pavit)
2. Ubah
3. Jenna
4. the staff at the house in Anguilla
5. Brynn
6. the waitress at Swingers
7. the guy at the eyeglass store
8. the woman with the pink dots on her face
9. Jenna's closet
10. Sai, Erin and their cheating husbands.
I never expected these two to be the ones to save
#RHONJ
, but they are the future. They are fearless and both of them will stand up to the villains in a minute. Yes, Rachel's fight with Danielle was a rookie mistake, but they way they stood up to Louie and Trasha was epic.
#RHONJ
Remember when Lisa Rinna sent Kim Richards text messages and said, "Be very careful, or I will f**k you up." Why was her contract renewed? She should have been fired straight away.
#RHOBH
I honestly think I'm done with
#RHOC
. I thought it was going in the right direction. It felt fun. It felt crazy. Now it just feels mean. Like the old days when I stopped watching. I hate Tamra. I no longer like Gina or Emily. Shannon is insufferable. I only like Jenn and Heather.
@takeyourzoloft
Some of y'all need to stop judging other people's experiences and just worry about yourself. So does telling someone they didn't experience trauma somehow make your experience worth of a trophy? I really don't understand the argument here.
Every season I think it's not possible for me to hate Kyle more and every season she shows me that nothing is impossible. Implying that someone has a drinking problem because you decided you're not drinking is despicable.
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If Kathy Hilton said, “I will destroy Kyle and her family, if it’s the last thing I ever do.” Then she truly is an icon. As for what we were originally told she did, we were bamboozled. Again.
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Imagine if LVP had started hanging around with a woman half her age, getting matching tattoos and losing weight. Do you think Kyle would keep her mouth shut about it?
Melissa does something nice for the new girl. Teresa: "Oh, it's because you wanted her on your side." This is the problem with the show. It's not fucking TEAMS! It's an ensemble cast. Get rid of Teresa so it can be that!
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#RHONJreunion
Sutton is not afraid of Diana. She survived Erika last season, and she'll survive Diana. She has been one of the best additions to
#RHOBH
in a while. Meanwhile, can we get rid of Kyle?
Larsa actually said, “What if I go to TMZ?” after Guerdy told her she had cancer. Then she told her two random friends before she told the other women. She is trash, trash, trash, and deserves to be dragged from here to the ends of the earth.
#RHOM
A reminder to the TreNuts - Teresa went to prison because she lied to the judge. She was going to get probation, but then lied again. Joe Gorga had nothing to do with this. Your girl is the fraud and the felon.
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.
Sutton is killing it this season. Name 'em was iconic. Then, "Where's Kyle?" "In denial about something." and "You know I can't stand on my head" while Kyle was screaming at her. And the Harold and Maude reference in her confessional. No HW has made me laugh so much!
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#RHOBH
is one of the highest rated HWs franchises, and
#RHOM
which airs right afterwards has low ratings. Why? Do you watch Beverly Hills and then tune in to something else? If so, why? You're missing one of the greatest franchises on Bravo.
If Joe Gorga was the reason Teresa went to prison, why didn’t it come out sooner? Do you think Teresa would have kept this quiet? There’s only one reason this rumor started. And his face is purple.
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A reminder to any TreNuts I have not blocked - these are the crimes they committed and were prosecuted for. They had nothing to do with Joe Gorga, Melissa, or Joe Giudice's partner. Teresa and Joe Giudice committed these crimes. End. Of. Story.
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Things really shifted for me on
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this season. I went in liking Shannon and not liking Heather. I was ambivalent about Gina but liked Emily. Now I can’t stand Emily, I think Shannon needs a pause and I like Heather and Gina. I hated Tamra all along.
Teresa is not equipped to have a fight in the moment. She needs a day to figure out what the fight is about. Then she needs time to write some dumb reads and rehearse them before a mediocre delivery. Rachel ate her ass up. She'll do it again and again.
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@Andy
Kyle’s Hands from California. Every reunion Lisa Rinna cries & says she will be better. She’s the Jax Taylor of Beverly Hills. We are tired of her attacking her cast mates. Kim, LVP, Yolanda, Denise, Sutton. Why do Kyle & the other women allow it? No one else would be tolerated.
This is Kyle at her most disgusting. And it was here that she decided Lisa was at her weakest and she'd finally get her off the show.
#RHOBH
(and what in the name of circus tents is she wearing?)
Y'all happy now? We got the explanation. Sutton thought she was going to go on stage. She wore pants & had dollar bills. Then she saw Erika spread eagle & thought they were going to do that to her. She is on the board of the American Ballet Theater. She quietly walked out.
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Bo Dietl has information on all of you. He said it twice. But now it's not true? Just like Nonno's pajamas? And now Bo Dietl is sending security? WTF???!!! This guy is a serial liar.
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I'm fine with Mary M. Cosby being crusty, grumpy and rude with the other women, but when she starts telling hard-working service people that they are "lazy", bitch, you better go back in your closet and ask Jesus to teach you some damn etiquette!
#RHOSLC
Teresa is a miserable person. She did not smile or laugh once during the entire reunion. The rest of them were having fun, but she just sat there with her stank face.
#RHONJreunion
Why doesn’t Erika understand that her grandfather/husband stole money from victims and that is how he supported her lavish lifestyle complete with a chapel and private jet. It was blood money. No one owes her an apology.
#RHOBH
I'm beginning to think Kyle's "memorial service" was not so much about her friend who passed, but it was Kyle's opportunity to introduce Morgan and in a way was her own coming out. In that context, the song made total sense.
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And am I crazy, or was there a step and repeat?
So Joe Giudice just “happened” to call right when the reunion started and Teresa just “happened” to not have her phone muted? What was the point of all of that?
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#RHONJreunion
Laura actually lied to the captain and said she went to Margo to ask her how she was doing. Watching her get fired was one of the most satisfying things I've seen on Bravo. Ever.
#BelowDeckDownUnder
Seriously? Kyle tattooed her initial on her girlfriend and we’re going to spend the rest of this goddamn season pretending there’s nothing going on. God, I despise this woman.
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This weirdo hoping Margaret’s family suffers while wearing a t-shirt that says “transcend”. He’s such a psycho and Teresa got what she deserves.
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Today I said, "I cooked. I cleaned. I made it nice." My friend had no idea what the reference was. She just said, "Yes, it's very nice." I need friends who watch Bravo. So much material is being wasted.
I’m getting tired of Dolores warning people about the wrath of Teresa. This is the problem. People don’t want to make her angry so they don’t confront her bs. It’s enabling bad behavior. Go Rachel!
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@JarettSays
I kind of think Pump Rules is done. I see a few of them trying to get on the Valley now, but I really hope Bravo puts them all on pause, and Ariana continues to thrive.
So now it's that they never invited her out to dinner. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, it never ends with this woman! I'm so glad Melissa is no longer playing nice.
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#RHONJreunion
I. Can. Not. Wait. For Teresa’s last reunion. Andy is obviously done. And Louie is Jim Marchese on steroids and crystal meth. Arrivaderci Teresa!
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@erikajayne
Repeat after me, “I am very sorry for the victims of my ex-husband’s alleged crimes. I will do everything in my power to ensure that they find justice.”
So by the way Teresa is endorsing everything Loulalala is up to at this point, I think we can throw away the myth that she didn't know what Juicy was up to. She knowingly signed documents and submitted fraudulent information because she wanted to be on the show.
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Name 'em, and Let the Mouse Go are two of the most iconic lines to ever come out of
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. What other housewife has given us anything close? The only one I can name is
@TheRealCamilleG
. I challenge you..
Why is Tamra getting so pressed about Heather's network? Bish, you have a failed gym and a stupid podcast with the most hated housewife of all time.
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