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undisputed #1 ryan blaney fan, major league yapper - #BoltUp #LetsGoPadres #VegasBorn ✝️ @kdmpriv

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Joined August 2021
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@RandomKDM
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2 months
Josh Berry is due for a flip today I don’t know why but he just is
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2 years
“Broncos country let’s ride“ The ride:
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6 months
If Hamlin raced Chris like that everyone would be calling for his head double standards
@NASCARONFOX
FOX: NASCAR
6 months
UNBELIEVABLE FINISH! KYLE LARSON WINS AT KANSAS. WOW.
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7 months
Kyle Larson when he has to run races where strategy matters
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@Knighter01
Chris Knight
7 months
Kyle Larson says on @NASCARONFOX : "I hope I never have to run a race like that again." #NASCAR
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2 months
Why are we all acting like SVG is trash now?
@TeamTrackhouse
Trackhouse Racing
2 months
NEWS: SVG WILL RACE FULL-TIME IN THE CUP SERIES IN 2025! We're expanding to three full-time teams and he'll drive the No. 88 car. Read more:
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2 years
The best drinks always sponsor NASCAR
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3 months
There are people that will look you directly in the eye and say there’s no favoritism
@NASCAR
NASCAR
3 months
. @keselowski runs out of fuel before the green! @dennyhamlin is caught in the pile-up on the restart!
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4 months
Why do they keep making up these goofy nicknames 💀😭
@NASCAR
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4 months
The Mayor of Throttleville has a new home. ✍️ @NoahGragson | @Team_FRM
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@RandomKDM
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3 years
If NASCAR Was rigged… Dale Jr would have won multiple championships Chase Elliott and Kyle Larson would have 30+ wins by now Dale Sr would have won a Daytona 500 before 98 Jimmie Johnson wouldn’t have 7 championships Bubba Wallace would probably have a win by now
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5 months
this mf wasn’t even alive to see Trevor Bayne win the Daytona 500
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2 years
Chase Briscoe when someone is in front of him in the closing laps of a Bristol dirt race
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@Matt_Crafton Source: trust me bro
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2 years
The 4 Horseman of terrible luck in NASCAR in 2022
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@RandomKDM
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6 months
I beg people to learn the definition of a hot take
@JarrettLDesigns
Jarrett Leu Designs
6 months
Hot take, but Lowes schemes were some of the best and most iconic in the early 2000’s. @JimmieJohnson @Lowes @LEGACYMotorClub More shots attached below
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bro really snuck in the 2 worst moments of this season and thought we wouldn’t see it 💀
@DerekYoder_
Derek J. Yoder
2 months
Is this the greatest #NASCAR season ever? #NASCARPlayoffs
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“Bunch of sissies over there”
@DustinAlbino
Dustin Albino
7 months
"Bunch of sissies over there" Austin Hill says of Kaulig Racing. "No offense, I would do the same thing to win" his spotter Derek Kneeland responds.
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2 years
NASCAR “fans” in a nutshell
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Kyle Larson must have some sort of Mario Kart smoke screen on him because all these last lap choke jobs need to be studied
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@barkposting Mitsubishi
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3 months
Everyone had so much hope…
@KyleBusch
Kyle Busch
2 years
Tuesday
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Died 1993 Born 2024 Welcome back Rusty Wallace
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3 years
2 legitimate NASCAR championships in 1 photo
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8 months
Ok
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@DreamyZackRacin
Zack
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It’s called being the best driver in the field
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IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
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3 months
This is the worst fucking gif of all time
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1 year
Why does 90% of nascar twitter live in the red states
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1 year
Flirting vs Harrasment
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2 years
This team is a NASCAR championship winning team
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“Put on a shirt” vs “Empowering”
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1 year
@trafficparadise Elliott Sadler 2010 Pocono crash footage found
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1 year
@Torak_34 They simply don’t like him because he’s American
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Larson fans proving once again that they’re the worst fanbase in NASCAR
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No, this is true aura
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2 years
“Immature fucking idiot” vs “justified”
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2 years
Cadillac to NASCAR when
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@RoadandTrack
Road & Track
2 years
Sixth-gen Chevrolet Camaro production to end in 2024.
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2 months
@dylanmccollum06 harrison is NOT making it to the ro12 the fuck kinda drugs did you take
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1 year
Remember, it’s all just “racing for the win”.
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4 months
People unironically find this funny?
@HunterMcElrea
Hunter McElrea
4 months
📍 Mid Ohio
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2 years
Ain’t no way this race was 2 years ago 🥲
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@RandomKDM
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10 months
Jones fans still pissed about this almost half a decade later 💀
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7 months
How much did they pay
@jayski
Jayski
7 months
Martinsville post-race inspection is complete. All clear. No issues. Byron is the winner. No cars will be returning to the R&D Center this week.
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5 months
Me defending Ricky Stenhouse online My Lenovo laptop:
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@AAFan8_10 Truex, James Buescher, Benny Chastain, the fan in the bottom right corner
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1 year
Larson has pulled this exact same move several times but only Hamlin is in the wrong when he does it?
@bobpockrass
Bob Pockrass
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Denny Hamlin on whether he would do the same move again that he used Sunday to win at Pocono:
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@RandomKDM
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2 years
Ryan Blaney coming back and finishing 8th after getting wrecked and being multiple laps down for almost of the entire race needs to be talked about more often.
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@DannyBTalks
DannyBTalks (Daniel Baldwin)
2 years
Likewise, give me some of your greatest “I’m him” moments in NASCAR.
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@SouthParkFunnys I would love to see a special with them as teenagers
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1 year
I guess “clutch” means walling your teammate
@DigitalGashouse
Digital Gashouse
1 year
Debunking the “Kyle Larson isn’t clutch” myth with just four photos. #NASCAR
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Chat is this Austin Hill
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I touched a nerve
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@landonsports9 no she fucking sucks
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@CJJohns37859982 clearly you don’t know a world outside america
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NASCAR fans bringing up Creed when Jesse Love does literally anything
@WhoisSkid
Skid
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Yes it may be at a superspeedway but just know it took Jesse Love 9 races to win a Xfinity race while Creed is still looking for one after 70+ races
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@RacingRT1 @Jimmie_DennyFan are you fucking 11 😭
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1 year
@NoahGragson All you did was find a meme funny, you didn’t do nothing to warrant a suspension
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2 years
Ain’t no way y’all want KENTUCKY back all of a sudden 😭😭😭😭😭
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8 months
@logdrive_20 I don’t understand why Corey LaJoie is worse than Hitler to you guys
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1 year
EVERYONE WANTED THE OVAL GONE 3 YEARS AGO
@bobpockrass
Bob Pockrass
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Kyle Busch would like to see the return of the Brickyard 400 (he might get that next year if NASCAR and Indianapolis Motor Speedway opt for the oval on the 30th anniversary of the first NASCAR race at IMS).
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@NASCARonNBC
NASCAR on NBC
7 months
Have you taken a picture of yourself with your favorite NASCAR driver?
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2 years
What goes around, comes around.
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@FormulaDino People who only watch F1:
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If I had a nickel for every time I perfectly predicted someone flipping in the 2024 NASCAR Cup Series season I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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@CarnationBoi @ChampagneRacin You literally defend Texas, you have no right to talk
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The people who say NASCAR doesn’t have a bias towards HMS have been real quiet
@NASCAR
NASCAR
2 years
NEWS: The National Motorsports Appeals Panel rules to uphold the L2 penalty issued to the No. 31 of Kaulig Racing. The $100,00 fine and four-race crew chief suspension stand. The team's Driver and Owner points have been amended to a loss of 75 points.
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@22fan4ever This series and the announcers are so unprofessional
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Yeah I’m done defending Corey LaJoie
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@Torak_34 OUT OF 4, HE’S GONNA BRING ROUSH BACK TO CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION AND PUNCH HIS TICKET TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 4, CHRIS BUESCHER WINS AT LAS VEGAS!!!!!
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@RCRracing Maybe if you didn’t only care about Dillon he wouldn’t be leaving
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@Asteroid4914 But if you close your eyes
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Subway schemes have no reason to go so hard
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This guy to Larson all the time
@whatsundersteer
whatsundersteer
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@NASCAR @KyleLarsonRacin Here’s Kyle Larson driving a stock car. This is what NASCAR stole from the world when they switched to the current GT3 car.
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@NFL Ok…
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@Andrettism “Why’s Kyle Busch in the 8? Who fields the 23? Which Gibbs is that?”
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1 year
your favorite driver lost to this guy
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@dabfordale @hendrickchase9 All Noah did was like a dark joke, Kyle outright said the no no word for no particular reason. There’s a difference
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@pitlimiteron F1 fans when actual racing
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@lidumscreative Not even 24 hours and this is already outdated
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@Karan8263 @NHL @Avalanche With 3 different teams too
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@leftturncult
LEFT TURN CULT 🏁
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Joseph Logano what can ya do
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Tweet like it’s the 2007 Daytona 500
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@Asteroid4914 Sport ender
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@barkposting naming my children Traverse Pacifica and ProMaster
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1 year
The black Menards car was absolutely cursed
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@Matthew__Bruner
Matthew Bruner
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What are some schemes your drivers run that no matter how many times they ran it they could never finish the deal except maybe once or twice
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Ross Chastain new car revealed
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Byron win
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@rorafoxx dude acts like a 14 year old with a chronic addiction to reddit (he’s also a literal communist)
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1 year
RACING REDEMPTION AT HIS HANDS
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@KensethFan17_20 You know your wife, mother, and daughter already have.
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@innerprizee People when they realize winning dirt races with little to no actual competition doesn’t make him the best driver in the world
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@KensethFan17_20 Complete robbery
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Alex Bowman if Dale Jr never got concussions
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@jeff_gluck Why is everyone so damn soft
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@tay_reimer Bro he won an Xfinity race don’t get too excited
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@RandomKDM
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Finally a new sponsor to support, was getting tired of eating Dutch Boy paint
@jeff_gluck
Jeff Gluck
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Hunt Brothers Pizza is moving to Penske. The brand will be featured for “select races” as Joey Logano’s primary sponsor. Will also be an associate sponsor for Ryan Blaney.
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@landonsports9 no she fucking sucks
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@CrazedHawkeye82 Yeah I don’t think Bubba Wallace of all people should be calling out a “lack of performance”
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@RandomKDM
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Kyle Larson has now (sorta) wrecked in the last 3 Kansas Spring races while being up front in the final 2 laps.
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