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professional funny man, forza enthusiast, painter, Reddick, Preece, Patriots (pain), MJB

Western Massachusetts, USA
Joined April 2021
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@Asteroid4914
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4 months
Last night's Altanta race had around 6,500 green flag overtakes F1 hasn't had that many overtakes in every race combined in the 21st century
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An avg nascar race -2h 50 mins of cars just mindlessly slipstreaming each other -big ass accident involving half the field by the slightest of touch with 10 mins to go that shuffles the entire grid -A photo finish even tho nothing happened for 98%of the race -90 Million ads
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William Byron's Daytona 500 career: 2018: DNF 2019: DNF 2020: DNF 2021: DNF* 2022: DNF 2023: DNF 2024: 1st
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5 months
Mike Joy: 8 wide! I've never seen anything like it! Fox:
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3 months
A thread of why 2024 @NASCARONFOX is the worst coverage of any major sport in recent history starting off with the worst camera cuts you've ever seen
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1 month
Called the race because of humidity but we litterally repaved Daytona at 2am so Dave Blaney couldn't win
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9 months
some things never change
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1 year
The saddest thing not involving a fatality I've seen while watching NASCAR Winning his first race while yelling "dad we did it" over the radio turned out to be the worst thing to ever happen to him because of the peabrains in the grandstands
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1 year
185 days ago, Brandon Brown made his final NASCAR start up to this point, finishing 37th due to a suspension failure.
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9 months
Lap 187 of the 2024 Daytona 500
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6 months
even at my lois I'm still a family guy
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1 year
who's ready to see this clip 47,000 times this weekend
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2 years
Anyway so Hendrick appealing the 24's penalty just eliminated the 5
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2 years
Which do we think was career ending?
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1 year
They park Josh Williams for losing tape under yellow but Chase Elliott is allowed to run 20 laps at the Roval with the entire back of his car falling off 👍
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4 months
Idea: Move the "yellow ends the race" line to the backstretch on the last lap to guarantee the leaders have an actual attempt at racing it out on the last lap Pretty much the overtime line, but on the last lap
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1 year
The outrage when Bubba Wallace right rears Kyle Larson vs. The outrage when Chase Elliott right rears Denny Hamlin
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11 months
I normally agree with most of NASCAR's schedule changes, but I really really miss 4th of July Daytona
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4 months
I'm glad we waited 500 yards to throw the yellow when it was very obvious that the field was crashing that's what being rick hendrick does for you ig
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9 months
Annoucing your kicking out a driver in the middle of a playoff run just so the grandson of the owner can run 21st next year is why RCR is very easy to dislike
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2 months
FOX
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4 months
I genuinely think Fox coverage is the main reason why NASCAR isn't taken seriously
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3 months
Imo this is the most intimidating scheme since Earnhardt everytime Busch ran this car you knew it was leading 97% of the race
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1 year
another brickyard 400 idea- give the field 1,000hp garage 56 cars and see how fast we can get a cup car to go around indy
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2 years
Im sure F1 fans had a normal reaction when turning on the race and seeing this
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2 years
Bubba shouldn't be back in a car until Daytona
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8 months
RCR could be the most toxic environment in NASCAR
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Toby Christie
8 months
RCR’s Andy Petree was not happy with Sheldon Creed after that finish. #NASCAR
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1 year
This is what they meant by adding sponsor space btw
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1 year
Just a reminder that Jake Crum's NASCAR career was so bad that he has resorted to punching fathers while being a full-time spotter at Hickory All of you reading this have just as many top 10's as Jake Crum does in Xfinity, Trucks, ARCA, and K&N combined
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Landon Huffman
1 year
All because she wrecked herself trying to right rear me. This has got to stop.
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6 months
Imo the best possible 2024 throwback for each cup driver: Chastain: 2001 Pennzoil
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📫 Why has Hailie Deegan’s rookie year in Xfinity not gone as planned?
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1 year
Concussions happened alot with the gen 6, they just went unreported
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1 year
I honestly feel like that hit would've been a concussion in any car
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1 year
I had an idea about how to revive the Brickyard 400, make it an Xfinity Series race -1st NXS crown jewel -60+ entries likely -Endurance race for Xfinity standards -Massive purse increase over other NXS races -Cup sized audience for NXS regulars to be on -Cup Series off weekend
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5 months
125 days until NBC returns
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Bob Pockrass
5 months
The folks at FOX Sports Digital asked me to get behind the wheel of a car to remind everyone that FOX is the place to go to for NASCAR coverage. What could go wrong?
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10 months
Ross Chastain after sending 4 cars into Lake Lloyd trying to help Suarez win his way in
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2 months
-1.5 hours of no slipstream -no big accident -100% natural photo finish that you will never see in formula 1
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If NASCAR banned the champion every season like F2, this is what the champions list would look like:
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2 months
Marcus Smith getting billions in TV revenue and forgetting to repaint the start finish line
@NASCAR_Xfinity
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It was THAT CLOSE!! 🤯
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10 months
Nascar fans when driving aerodynamic racecars at 190mph is dangerous:
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2 years
The 2012 NASCAR on FOX ticker in 2022
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@NASCAR
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. @Mc_Driver is as tough as they come.
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Chase Elliott
1 year
Appreciate everyone’s support this week. I’ve got the best fans.  Come say hi to me today at the NAPA store in Litchfield IL from 4-6 pm.
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11 months
Imagine if Corey LaJoie drove this in the 2020 Daytona 500 instead of 2019
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1 year
NBC has been on air for litterally 7 minutes and I've already gathered more information about the xfinity cars and what practice means than I did in the entire 5 months of Fox coverage
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2 years
This is why you should NEVER intentionally hook somebody in the right rear, you can never predict what the car will do
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2 months
You can hate on the 5, but if I'm in the same position I'm feeding 2nd so much door that he could have a 3-course meal
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Elbows were out coming to the line.
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9 months
An underrated domino effect is how Kyle Busch wrecking Ron Hornaday in 2011 is the only reason why the #45 and #41 teams exist today
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2 years
Maturing is realizing everything he said about Hocevar was 100% correct
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8 months
Kyle Larson is the only driver in the world that can drive directly into the pit wall and have it be someone else's fault btw
@NASCARonNBC
NASCAR on NBC
8 months
WOW! Kyle Larson slams into the barriers at the entrance of pit road! #NASCARPlayoffs | NBC
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7 months
I already did this for 2023, but it's time to do it all-time! here's my top 20 schemes of all time #20 - 2007 Snickers 88
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9 months
They made William Byron's personality into a paint scheme
@Lionel_Racing
Lionel Racing
9 months
Gonna be headed to the ROVAL looking ✨clean✨ Pre-orders are now open for the No. 24 William Byron Z By HP die-cast! ➡️
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4 months
so I made another scheme
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10 months
It's not the equipment
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17th in his first start with The Club 👏
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1 year
The Duels will actually be entertaining this year Gonna be watching Jimmie Johnson, Helio Castroneves, Travis Pastrana, the Trackhouse 91 Conor Daly, Jaques Villenueve, the Kaluig 13, and more trying to qualify instead of Reed Sorenson and JJ Yeley
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2 years
Chase Briscoe is about to make the round of 8 with 6 top 10's lmao this format is a fucking joke
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1 year
Motorsport Games decided to put the superspeedway package on old Atlanta instead of adding new Atlanta now 4th gear is faster than 5th gear, yet all the AI run 5th gear anyway
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3 months
there's gotta be a point where NASCAR steps in
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Jonathan Oates
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i dont even understand where this assortment of drivers came from
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11 months
This was the ugliest nascar race of all time
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6 months
reminder this race got pulled from the calendar for another 90% empty concrete spring race
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1 year
remind me again why miami isn't the finale
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1 year
I wasn't around to see Jeff Gordon race, nor do I have any strong feelings towards him, but watching this gave me absolute chills. Probably the best reasonable way one could've gone out in their career.
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11 months
They're both in their third seasons, but it's hard to imagine nascar without 23XI and Trackhouse
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8 months
"the leaders are 4 wide for the lead with 3 laps to go!" Harrison Burton running 403rd:
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9 months
clean pass
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1 year
Sanchez, Kraus, Deegan, and Hocevar doing fantastic in their xfinity starts is proof of how terrible the truck series is at showing driver talent
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It's insane that Fox messed up a last lap so bad that it's in the NASCAR Hall of Fame for fans to do themselves
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11 months
NASCAR will begin producing their own races in 2025 Why not purchase Motorsport Games, and NASCAR can produce their own videogames too
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10 months
Hocevar has now tied Gragson in top 20's this season in 2 starts For the 6th week in a row it's not the equipment
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what a call
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1 year
Patrick Mahomes wins high school football game
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1 year
Larson wins truck race at North Wilkesboro.
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2 months
My top 10 best NASCAR throwbacks since the 2015 Southern 500 (not including 2024) 10. Michael Annett Oreo 2020
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2 years
As of right now, Kurt Busch's final ride
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9 months
You can call it sad, but BJ McLeod just made ***40 million dollars*** to put into himself and his Xfinity team
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Jeff Gluck
9 months
Spire buys Live Fast’s charter for $40 million.
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6 months
Forget about the rest of the team 2024 William Byron might have the worst scheme lineup in the history of the sport
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2 years
It's wild to me that Ross Chastain and Ty Gibbs have made it 34+ races this season without being humbled yet
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1 year
2023 Geico 500: 15,033 overtakes (per denny hamlin) F1 total from 1997-2023: 15,068 overtakes 26 years of overtakes in 3 and a half hours
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I wonder how many more awful races there are gonna be before NASCAR realizes its not an aerodynamic problem
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Pinnacle of motorsports isn't able to bring 3 cars to the track
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1 year
"If only there was a non-superspeedway oval on the cup schedule that had 3 wide racing on litterally every lap"
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1 year
It's Wednesday and I'm only now finding out that Reddick almost went over due to the great coverage given to us by @NASCARONFOX
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NASCAR officials seeing gallons of jet fuel in Michael Waltrip's pit before 2007 Daytona 500 practice
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With the state of RCR and Kaulig, these might end up being 2 of the smartest silly season decisions in recent memory
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2 years
Joe is gonna give the 19 a tomato for an engine next weekend so there's no way he gets back to him
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2 years
Throwback to when TRG Motorsports and Germain Racing casually let the TNT booth use their cars to display how a tandem draft works pre race to the 2011 Coke Zero 400
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5 months
It should be 100% socially accepted to despise F1 with how much they disrespect every other motorsport "Real mototsport fans respect all disciplines" should only apply to motorsports that also respect other disciplines
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Adam Stern
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. @F1 : "While the Andretti name carries some recognition for F1 fans, our research indicates that F1 would bring value to the Andretti brand rather than the other way around."
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5 months
I think it's time we filled this out
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1 year
Even Ty Gibbs was mature enough to not do what Elliott did to Hamlin btw
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11 months
Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Larson done that 30 times
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1 year
Exhibit A of why NASCAR needs to race Long Beach
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3 months
Austin Dillon saw this tweet and decided to run 36th on speed
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Jon Palmieri
3 months
The AD slander on the feed is ridiculous. The 3 is a capable playoff car saddled with bad strategy and unbelievably bad luck. Outright lying to say otherwise. Top 15s with stage points easy when he’s not led off a cliff.
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1 year
After watching the Indy 500 and coke 600 broadcasts back to back its pretty obvious why TV viewers are down
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7 months
The four horseman of not being able to get their first career win
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2 years
Brad Keselowski's 2012 championship is now the oldest championship season by an active driver
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6 months
How did we fall this far
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9 months
Ty Dillon on lap 78 Sunday:
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8 months
the season is officially over, so it's time for my top 20 schemes of the 2023 season: #20 - Bubba Wallace Leidos
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If Toyota doesn't do everything they can to get Heim in a 3rd 23XI car next year, people should lose jobs you can't risk losing a talent like him
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. @CoreyHeim_ is on a rail!!
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2 months
Giving this place an ounce of publicity will go down as one of the worst decisions nascar has made
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2 months
Looking forward to the Busch Light Clash at Bowman Gray Stadium
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overnight we officially passed halfway in the NASCAR offseason Ryan Blaney won the 2023 title 46 days ago, with 45 days remaining until the 2024 Busch Clash
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1 year
This is the 3rd time in the last 4 years that the greatest day in racing is incomplete 2020: Monaco Grand Prix canceled, Indy 500 postponed to August due to COVID 2021: Monaco Grand Prix run a week early 2023: Coca-Cola 600 postponed due to rain
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