R A C H E L. @RachelMph_ Twitter profile

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@RachelMph_

2 years

Mocking people’s homes & lifestyle .

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2 years

What's definitely Not funny at all? 🤔

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2 years

He could’ve given me the money 🥺

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@RachelMph_

2 years

My dad bought me a pencil case for R900😫😫

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6 months

This is like when you tell someone that they’re funny and they keep trying to make the same joke repeatedly

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6 months

Love her 😂😂 Ke steif net so 🤣

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5 months

I cringe so hard when my personal life is on display 😭💀 I don’t like it when people know my lifestyle or whereabouts 🤚🏽

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1 year

Describe your long weekend plans with a meme???

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1 year

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Marathon Life🤖💥

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1 year

@RachelMph_ Lemme see 🤒

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@Fanoza2 It’s so satisfying doing this Yoh 🥺

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@RachelMph_

6 months

Dia bowa mo le fatseng hey

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@RachelMph_

2 years

Molo Manda

@muvenda2024

2 years

Four Eye Gang 👓 Nikuphi?

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@RachelMph_

2 years

I think it’s coz a lot of “bad bitches” think they’re wifey material and forget men generally don’t marry baddies.🫢

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@frwontou

2 years

lungelo nkosi

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2 years

When your partner regularly works out you need to go to the gym aswell it’s not fair to be living sluggishly while your partner takes care of themselves & leading a healthy lifestyle.

Heart Fairy ✨

@B_Yandaa

2 years

Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?

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5 years

Sometimes it’s not that the friendship was fake. Some of you just don’t want to accept the fact that lwena you can be outgrown

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Say less🤝🏽

Swae 🧸

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1 year

clear skin thread no filters yall fr ✌🏽

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11 months

I think men who love women too much are trying too hard to convince themselves that they’re not gay

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@RachelMph_

5 years

Weave + wind with this on is a sticky nightmare

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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2 years

I’m so okay with looking stupid trying to learn something new instead of acting like I know when I don’t 🤞🏽.

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2 years

My fav place✨

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Batho ba tick tock ba rata gore “hidden gem” and it’s just Menlyn Maine😒

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@RachelMph_

2 years

Getting rid of that victim mentality & realizing nobody owes you anything >>

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@RachelMph_

8 months

- I touch your phone & your body twerks, we break up - once an unknown number calls you you answer ka loud speaker - if we’re out and you look at a girl you pay me R1500 for each eye - I need to have a key to your place

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8 months

Strict girlfriend 101 :

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1 year

I hate being woken up with my whole heart

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@ngcebomcobothi1 Guava??😭😭 hell no I’d relocate

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@RachelMph_

11 months

@ntangaaah that’s unsanitary you should buy your own…

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Never even contributed a cent to her rent mara it’s driving you crazy jwang bby gal🧍🏽‍♀️

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@belomodiba_ He said he thought It was a purse😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@RachelMph_

2 years

My dad bought me a pencil case for R900😫😫

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2 years

@GeneralMphozar I was happy Shem🤣

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1 year

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online sdakwa😵

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1 year

@RachelMph_ Did you Successed?

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Making babies wear sneakers and jeans is abusive wth.

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@PRADAXBBY

1 year

these baby new balances🥺🤍

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@RachelMph_

6 years

@pinkykhoabane @mihlalii_n Okay so since she has higher testosterone levels that kinda gives her an unfair advantage .. okay so are they gonna cut Usain Bolt’s legs because his long legs give him an unfair advantage ?

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5 months

@NjayamJnr He ends me yoh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@RachelMph_

1 year

@Bonisile_RMS This drag😭😭😭? If I was from Botswana I’d never talk for the rest of the year lmao

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Not having kids is the greatest thing ever. Kana misery loves company 😭. Be miserable alone with those tokoloshies of urs

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1 year

It’s weird bragging about not having kids.

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1 year

Dump🥰✨

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@____justsihle She wanted to laugh in comfort 😭😭

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@charlie_marema Yah but y’all need to quit cheating on these innocent girls with baddies😭

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@RachelMph_

2 years

@mrfallback20 Khabonina???

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@RachelMph_

5 years

Me: *hiding under the bed* Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: Me: Armed robber : Zoocci Coke Dope.. Me: HE’S THE DEALER🗣

Karabo Mokgoko 🦄🌞

@Karabo_Mokgoko

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Me: *hiding under the bed* Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: Voroso ke... Me: VOROSO!

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Phezonali if my man told me “awuyi lapho” I’m not going 😭🙅🏽‍♀️

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Yeah but it would have to stay in my gallery. Not everything is for people to see lol.

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Hayi I don’t want unserious stuff

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@RachelMph_

9 months

natalia ₊˚ෆ

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9 months

Can I see ya fave gym flick?? 👀

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@RachelMph_

2 years

Clubs are too dark to be meeting soulmates once you meet in natural light you regret everything

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2 years

I’m not an idiot after all 😭😭

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Continue stealing their bumpers & headlights 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽 abeg 🙏🏾

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@jah_vinny_23

1 year

Polo Drivers nisifakela ipressure😭😭

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@RachelMph_

8 months

Keeping quiet eats you up more than speaking up and I’m willing to spill all the beans.!

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Anyone who’d vote ANC is either mentally ill or chronically idiotic

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@RachelMph_

2 years

Wena mala agao a tlala bogobe Le voroso every week? Broccoli wei loma neng?

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@RachelMph_

5 years

So someone really wrote all this down. Gave themselves 0/50 and commented “what foolishness is this?” On their own work. I need to reach this level of boredom.

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Just because we disagree on things doesn’t make you my opponent 🫶🏽

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@RachelMph_

1 year

Yaba yaba yaba yeeeeeee😭😭😭😭🗣️

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@RachelMph_

5 months

There was a time a girlie tried to offer me a “paid promo” for natural hair lol and she wanted me to come to her area for the “products” Kanti I was 3 steps ahead of her Plot twist: she was waiting with her girls to beat me up😭😭😭😭

gqimm shelele💎

@MaDhlomo_

5 months

Show us a “I’m coming to you as a woman” text/DM you’ve received? I wanna see how they come to you. I’ll start 🤭

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@RachelMph_

9 months

What’s with pharmacies and placing that giant sticker on the English side of the medications box and completely leaving the Afrikaans one wide open ??

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@RachelMph_

1 year

I blame body positivity