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@RaccoonDrew

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Big fat huggable cartoon raccoon or dog oaf. Living the Disney Afternoon lifestyle! 🍩🦝🍩 ♻️ 🌳 🌎🌴 πŸ’— Environmentalism 80s aesthetic

Moray Bay
Joined September 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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11 months
I walked right into that one. X3
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@RaccoonDrew
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8 months
It's important to follow instructions! ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
I am fat… and yet hosts/esses always seat me at booths that I have to squeeze into. X3
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Overdid it again...
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@RaccoonDrew
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3 years
Trucker Bear. ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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1 year
Happy Father’s Day, everybody! I’m not a dad, but I’ve been told I have a Dad Bod…
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
My New Year's Resolution was to lose some weight... It lasted ten seconds... I ate an entire party sub instead.
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4 years
"You didn't stop by the buffet on your way home again, did you?" "Ummm... no?"
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
When your buddies convince you to stand on the public scale.
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2 years
Actual footage of when I attempt a push-up. Art by @Pokelai ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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3 years
Glad that @Pokelai was around to hold the step ladder while I changed the lightbulb! ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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6 years
A four-and-a-half hour flight? Sounds doable! *opens peanuts immediately*
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@RaccoonDrew
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7 months
... nope!
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
Embarrassing when ya gotta pull your own belly out of the way to make room for folks getting off of the elevator...
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
Commission for @KygenDrake and @raythebuck1
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
*belly lift and pat*
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@RaccoonDrew
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5 years
So.... what happens when you're too big for the Big & Tall? <.< >.>
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Getting some stares with this wobbling beach bod of mine!
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@RaccoonDrew
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1 year
Sometimes ya just gotta let it all hang out.
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Fun in the sun. ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
A quick picture to follow up my last post. Drew has freed himself from the lime jello by, of course, eating it all. ^^
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4 months
A scribbling @TexanSoda !
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@RaccoonDrew
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1 year
My half of a trade with @TexanSoda based on a dream he had a while back. Thanks for the trade!
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
Whoever designs these Fat Guy stores you'd think would know to make the aisles wider...
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
I declare it "Hug Your Big Fat Dumb Friend Day"! ... wait, can I do that? X3
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11 months
I consider it a very successful work shift when I’m guarding some museum after dark and a toon criminal/villain knocks me out and uses my belly as a trampoline to reach something high up. ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Dude... how many more flights up is your apartment? *wheeze*
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5 years
Commissioned by fatso @artfulreggie starring a buff @Taikoshep and fat me! Thank yuh, sir! ^^
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2 years
Chocolate bar and a jar of peanut butter! Breakfast of (fat) champions!
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6 years
How I imagine Drew was like in the Police Academy... with a buff chief @Taikoshep
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1 year
Based on true events... X3
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6 years
Birthday art for @chazzzles ! ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
Gee... I didn't know that the numbers on the scale even went up that high!
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@RaccoonDrew
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1 year
I'm concerned because I gave the waiter my order three minutes ago and he hasn't been back yet!
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
Lunch break! ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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1 year
Happy National Donut Day to all you fatfurs! 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩❀️
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1 year
THOOM! ...I had a nice trip.
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4 years
Two fatsos in a forested hot tub! Commissioned by @drakoknight ^^
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@RaccoonDrew
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5 years
Sorry! Nobody can cross that police tape just yet! I'm still collecting... evidence...
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5 years
Having snacks at the park with @Pokelai ! ^^
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5 years
Couldn’t resist getting this vintage fat bear shirt. X3
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5 years
It's @fatdanwich getting his pizza on and his belly out!
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5 years
May have gained some weight this Thanksgiving... I'm sure no one will notice, though. X3
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6 years
Commission for @FraidyFeline of him and his roommate! ^^
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6 years
Adorable arts by @Teaselbone ! Love this like crazy!
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2 years
Quick follow-up to my last drawing. ^^
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4 years
Some miniature golf with @Pokelai . If only miniature golf was... bigger...
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4 years
"Afternoon! Just wanted to let you know that you got a tail light out... ... well, I may as well get a snack while I'm here... ... one of everything, please."
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
So, where do you wanna get take-out from tonight?
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3 years
I WAS THE ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER! I GET ONE YEAR OF FREE DONUTS! FREE DONUTS FOR A WHOLE YEAR! ISN'T THIS GREAT, MR. MANAGER!??! ....Mr. Manager...?
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Burp! Seconds, please!
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1 year
Getting a trim
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@RaccoonDrew
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2 years
Gotta roll into the kitchen for that last platter of holiday cookies!
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2 years
Muffin Top
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5 years
Gotta thank the Chief for assigning me to work security at the fireworks display with the BEST snack vendors! Happy Fourth of July, everyone! ^^
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7 years
BWOUMM!!! I have the most embarrassing Police Academy Graduation photo ever! D:
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5 years
A VERY sweet surprise from @Pokelai ! This put the biggest oafish grin on my face! Thank you so much!!! 🍩🍩🍩
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4 years
Constellation viewing with @Pokelai !
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5 years
BWOUMM! Starring @Pokelai
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6 years
Doodling panther delivery guy! πŸ“¦
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5 years
You can always count(er) on @fatdanwich to order twenty five servings at the truck stop!
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@RaccoonDrew
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4 years
We all have that one t-shirt... you know the one that rises up the moment you sit down? X3
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7 years
It is @chazzzles birthday today! Show that fatcat some appreciation! ^^
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2 years
Why do they always make the print on those fast food menus so small, anyway? X3
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3 years
Uh oh! A sudden rain shower and we only have the one umbrella... we can share it, just gotta stand close. @Pokelai
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5 years
Happy Birthday to BIG guy @Piratedlion !
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6 years
I'm lucky there are 24-hour Diners during night shifts! Not so lucky for their front doors, though. X3 Also featuring @cartoontake0ver cameo
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5 years
Buffet commission for @Griegfox !
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2 years
He isn't shy about scratching his belly in public.
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@RaccoonDrew
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3 years
Anyone else wanna "hang out" today? ^^
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5 years
Bakery saw me coming and just used all their dough to make one BIG donut for me! 🍩
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@RaccoonDrew
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6 years
Donut chef and donut taster commissioned by @KelseyPDrummond ! Hope this bakery has wide doors!
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6 years
Some BIG art for BIG @artfulreggie out on those rolling greens! ^^
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4 years
I'm as athletic as I've always been! I just *pant pant* need a moment...
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2 years
Yaaaaawn! I'm up, I'm up... Where are my presents? Merry Christmas, everybody!
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4 years
When the kitchen light snaps on and you get caught raiding the fridge in the middle of the night...
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5 years
Who needs their windows washed? Half off today!
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5 years
Art by @fatdanwich ! Thanks 2,000 pounds, fatso! ^^
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6 years
A little something to celebrate @Teaselbone 's birthday! ^^
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