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@craigster69 @SkySportsNews Pretty sure usyk and his trainer don't plan their fights around appeasing people's bets ffs 😂😂😂

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@lennyc81 @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson Close the schools and you take away most of our healthcare staff

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@johanneswreich @InternetH0F Mine waited up till early hours in the morning to get me a ps5 on release day. You need to surround yourself with better women.

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@ChrisArsenalCam @piersmorgan @Cristiano He scored more goals against the best teams in that league while never playing there, than Ronaldo did during the years he actually played there. Have a lie down ffs.

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@sportbible @kaytashion_ Man doesn't care about money though😂😂

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@TheRock @ProjectRock @UnderArmour Wasn't he a peadophile who was resisting arrest, had a knife, shrugged off a taser and claimed he was going to get his gun, just before he was shot? Wtf was the officer supposed to do?

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@LolTurbo @piersmorgan Anybody who puts this narrative out there, instantly loses all credibility and showcases a severe lack of football knowledge 😂

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3 years

@TyMarshall_MEN Can't blame him? He was the worst player on the pitch for the 2nd game running🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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@markgoldbridge He's brought in a mish mash of players on ridiculously long contracts. If they turn our to be a flop, they're then stuck with them for 8 years. This isn't smart.

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@MicahRichards As a united fan, I'm rooting for you. You have the best chance of beating Liverpool in the final.

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5 months

@BriAnimator_ Loved this film when it came out. I genuinely thought the found footage at the end was real😂😂

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@Sammy14929876 @fuadyabz23 People won't accept logic when it comes to criticism unfortunately.

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3 years

@piersmorgan There are so many people who base their decision to not get vaccinated on misinformation and poor logic of "well I haven't had it yet so I never will." Painful to see.

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@ManUnitedZone_ Not as bad as people are making out. Needed a CF for ages and cavani is one of the best about. Telles and van De Beek both very good players in areas we needed depth. 2 youngsters are for the future. No Sancho is shit but people are overreacting saying it's a bad window.

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@DaytrippingRed @gary302 Utterly bizarre how worked up you are over this😂

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@It_Chioma @Bigfaq001 @instablog9ja That doesn't even make sense😂. She didn't just make a story up. She just identified the wrong man by mistake. It's a horrible situation, but it's not as vindictive as you're trying to make out.

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3 years

@CollnJr2 @FrankKhalidUK @GNev2 Only one of those is top of the league😁😉

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4 years

@Terryda98843481 @piersmorgan This is quite possibly the most stupid thing I've ever read.

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@Utd_Optimist Bruno's got the best knee slide in the business.

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@BrunohoIic @ryanwoodscouser @Daniel_Huizenga @GaryLineker @F1 Can't remember Lewis being handed a win after only 2 laps behind a safety car🤷🏼‍♂️

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3 years

@manutd_ngg @TyMarshall_MEN He had 2 great opportunities to score and he fluffed them both. Either you didn't watch the game, or the fanboy in you refused to acknowledge it.

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5 months

@johanneswreich @InternetH0F I pity that you feel that way.

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1 year

@EthanTaIks Pep said this about him after the CL final. Makes the team almost impossible to press high, and that's one of the most important things top teams do these days. Nullify that, you take away their gameplan.

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@vmufc420 Nothing. The subs he made were the right call. 3 up with 20 mins left, so take off your important players. The subs had enough experience to see out the win. Not the manager's fault that they had a freak deflection and a poor decision from the ref.

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3 years

@MUFCScoop These Luis Vuitton clothes are a prime example of paying for the label. Looks like my daughter's been fucking around with her water colours😂

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@UtdPlug Also does his defensive work brilliantly, which most people seem to ignore. Much better side with him in it.

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@bheath1976 @TaraBull808 Man saw an opportunity and took it😂

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4 years

@Naythan_DK He's consistently one of our best players. He's been made a scapegoat and now no matter what he does or how well he plays, people will refuse to give him credit. Not only because they like to follow the crowd, but also because they can't admit they were wrong.

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@Lj1878Jones @EdParker96 @SkySportsNews A pitch invasion for coming 16th is as far from massive as it gets😂😂😂😂

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3 years

@ZymoSuperMan @utdrobbo You don't have 55 shots and create 40 chances with no tactics or coaching ffs🤦🏼‍♂️. Oles job is to make sure we create those chances. It's out of his control of the players can finish them or not.

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@hamezhill It's pathetic. They act like we'd be playing with ten men every match if we didn't have Ronaldo. For all anybody knows, whoever would have played instead of him could have scored more than him and we could already be through. No logic involved in it at all.

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@SkySportsNews It should be easy to clear up though. If the pass is intended for an attacker in an offside position, he becomes involved in that passage of play, therefore he's offside. It really shouldn't be so hard.

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2 years

@BandanaSavos I swear being even remotely famous turns people's brains to dust. Nobody with a single cell working up there would dress themselves like that and leave the house. Refuse to believe it😂

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@ManUnitedZone_ @FabrizioRomano Not tempted by a manager who would want him to run a lot. Fixed it for you.

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4 years

@SkySportsNews How is it a seismic upset? One has been improving constantly whilst beating the likes of Gaethge and Holloway, and the other has been clipping old men, cheating on his wife, sniffing coke and drinking whiskey.

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@Studio26151 @DailyMirror It is where houses are designed to keep warmth in, and air conditioning is non existent.

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5 months

@nemesis88451220 @johanneswreich @InternetH0F Hard to tell.

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@FridiMUFC @_Sullivan11 @SkySportsNews

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@TheTweetofShaun @lennyc81 @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson That's why staff have rotating shifts. Closing schools leaves alot of NHS staff unable to work any shift of any kind.

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3 years

@Harleyyb123 @UTDTrey @UtdDistrict @MarkOgden_ Subbing Fred on won us the game🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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@TheFergusonWay Rangnick wasn't lying when he said the squad needed open heart surgery. Ten Hag winning a trophy in his first season with this type of squad isn't given the credit it deserves.

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2 years

@piersmorgan @Cristiano You're both coming out of this looking like dickheads😂

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2 years

@TheDustyBC If it ends up being used as intended, the price of one coin has to be around £10,000. That's how and what it was designed. If it wasn't, it wouldn't work. It can hit that number, and anyone saying it can't has no clue. Whether it will or not is the question.

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@Carra23 @theufcbaddy @GNev2 @MoSalah Signing 100mill players and paying aging players 350k a week. Becoming everything you slated united for😂😂

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5 years

@Danthompson06Dt @MikeLaBelle How are they even legally allowed to take money for this? 😂😂

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23 Grealish and Gundogan over Scholes and Giggs. Dear god🤣🤣

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@NikkiGlaser It was a work. For 1, you don't slap a man when you're that pissed off, you punch him. 2, look at the pic, rock is prepping for the slap before will raises a hand. Then will walks off barely able to contain his laughter. A blatant work.

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3 years

@InternetHOF_ This was accurate all along.

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@MCFCKev_ @OwenUnitedView He was backed by the board, was able to sell anyone he thought wasn't good enough, and replaced them with all of his top targets. He wasn't made to keep his worst defender and have a 35 year old fresh from relegation added in as backup, that's for sure.

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@RinoTheBouncer Code Veronica. We know 9 will come out regardless. Same for 5. Code Veronica is in the top 3 RE games.

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4 years

@MUFC_redarmy99 I'm actually proud of myself for watching every week, even though I knew what I was about to witness😂

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@gbo9t5 @RealMattLeggett How do you work that out? If anything, this one is worse as he took out the ball player. Thick as shit 😂😂

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@adamrowecomedy Where was this energy for Ronaldo? If greenwood did it, then he deserves whatever karma brings his way, but I'm genuinely curious as to why Ronaldo never received any of this hate when he literally admitted he paid a woman off who said he raped her🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 years

@_Rxsingh This fucker's gonna be just as famous as those sea shanty singing chocolate boys😂

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4 years

@piersmorgan I actually think the second wave was impossible to avoid, purely down to the idiocy of our population. When muppets from high tier areas do things like just up and fly to Antigua, what hope do we have?

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@markgoldbridge He assaulted a child mark. Get a grip.

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2 years

@bernardbagship1 @Haider_Rubbani Not giving a clear penalty isn't game changing? Blocking Bruno's pass and letting them carry on with a counter, stopping our attack on the edge of the box for a scratched leg but letting them carry on after dalot got smashed in the face? It was blatant corruption 😂

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3 years

@GNev2 What about this?

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4 years

@OfficialVizeh It's because he makes the beautiful game look like a bag of shite. I wouldn't care if my team were winning premier leagues back to back. If we played that style of football I'd be bored out of my mind.

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@superfrank_26 @SkySportsNews "mercedes should have pited" may aswell translate directly in to "I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about."

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@NepentheZ Yeah, cause we can all afford to drop 33 quid to pack a couple of 83's. How about better rewards for actually playing and grinding the game that we've already paid for? Such an arsehole thing to say.

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@stmasese @lukewilmot12 @piersmorgan Messi scored 40 goals while only recieving 34 big chances created for him. That means he scored more than expected. Lewa scored 54 of his 74 big chances received. This literally means Messi was far more clinical 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

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@EduardoHagn @DanLifshatz They offered the same amount that had already been rejected, and you think they were serious? Keep telling yourself whatever you need to make yourself believe you haven't just massively overpaid for an average player😂😂

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4 years

@IvorWells @piersmorgan Other governments seem to be doing a decent job of it.

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2 years

@Avesy__ @oilysailor He played in a 442 for fuck sake. His main job was to get assists. You've literally just exposed that you know absolutely fuck all about football in one tweet. Well done😂😂

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@manutd_ngg @TyMarshall_MEN 2 of those shots were from 8 yards out. One he hit straight at the defender and the other he completely missed the ball. For someone that many claim to be the goat, then he should be finishing at least one.

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@Dale_Ward_ @Gilology Seems like a decent lad. Not like he's a dole bum scrounging for fame. He's a working man who accidentally got a little famous while having a piss up with his mates. Let him have his 5 minutes and stop being so sour🤷🏼‍♂️

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@RickyFJD @piersmorgan Exactly. I work with food and it's law that we have to have 48 hours off if we've been sick. Even if we feel perfectly fine and offer ourselves to work, we get disciplined. Some work legislations need serious alterations.

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@ManUnitedZone_ The only people who won't give him time are the 12 year olds on twitter and mark goldbridge.

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@Collin_Utd @SuhailChowdhary Easier to get interceptions when your team barely has the ball.

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@CommodoreMudkip @jamiesears1989 @GaryLineker No, but it should have overturned most of them.

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@RoninSpade @DailyLoud He put the "h" in "eighteen" the wrong way round 😂😂😂

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@FrederikFV3 @MUFCScoop @albert_roge I played in goals in full size nets when I was 11 and about 4 foot tall. Made me a better keeper.

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@bernardooooV3 Not trying to compare them but madrid are a much more open team than Copenhagen as they look to attack more. Creating chances against more defensive teams is always going to be harder. De bruyne is the better player but your logic here is flawed.

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@KopiteFrank @Utd_Optimist

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@SilvioTattiscon @Mofoman360 So if I walked up to a random person and shot them with a super soaker, I should go to jail. Jesus fucking christ🤦🏻‍♂️

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@bet365 @CameronJaiB And that's me never using bet365 ever again.

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3 years

@Godianby @JiraManU @ManUnitedZone_ Bruno loses it trying to make things happen. Pogba does it because he takes 300 touches while getting pressed, even though there's a simple pass available.

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6 years

@NepentheZ We get players who can score no look finese shots from 40 yards instead of 30.

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4 years

@Beka_abmolla @daveek10 Why are we comparing team trophies at all. Original post was purely about individual stats. What trophies your team has won are irrelevant. Mad that people don't understand this.

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@MarvlousMarcus Ifb

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@RinoTheBouncer Witcher 3. That game has stood the test of time.

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3 years

@piersmorgan This you?

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5 years

@Callux 400 million. Go to bed.

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2 years

@StretfordPaddck Corruption

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@isakasprem04 @UtdWesleyy Very suspicious that he was told to go and check the handball but not to look at the clear fouls.

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@UtdEIIis The difference is saka always has players making runs in front of him or overlapping him, giving him options. Antony constantly finds himself isolated and therefore struggles to do anything noteworthy.

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@RealMona_ @DailyLoud Nah, look at the way she looks at him. If a man sees his girlfriend look at another man like that, no matter who it is, he will always feel second best from then on. She would 100% have taken that kiss that he teased, too. Bro did the right thing.

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2 years

@TheDent57808807 @ladbible Utter madness. Jackie brown, pulp fiction and reservoir dogs.

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3 years

@utdreport @HarryMaguire93 Let's hope he's fit for the final. Whether people want to admit it or not, he's our most important player alongside Bruno.

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2 years

@Mertooo_38 @saifpr @SkySportsNews You want owners who humiliate women and execute their own people with no remorse? Speaks volumes.

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@jonmikesav8 Man had an open top bus parade for winning the carabao cup😂

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2 years

@judithfinch @MicahRichards They're not our biggest rivals. Plus, they actually win games by playing lovely football, not because of opposition mistakes and corrupt officials. They're the lesser of two evils.

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@samanth57926445 @Cial149 @JackGrealish This might actually be the most clueless tweet in history.

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4 years

@piersmorgan If anyone else was persistently berating someone like this, piers would be calling it shameful bullying. Waffle of a man.

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2 years

@DennisM37158566 @DalaiPalmerMCR Gordon completely rinsed him everytime he attacked him. Great going forward but an absolutely abysmal defender.

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@PanamaScourge1 @kafi3don @It_Chioma @Bigfaq001 @instablog9ja Of course he feels horrible. She's crying out of guilt for what she did. You're not understanding my point, though. I'm just informing the people who think she made the whole thing up, that she didn't. It's not for us to say how the victims should feel or react.

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@WelshbirdBillie @CoppellRob @piersmorgan It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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2 years

@Muppetiers I don't know what ten hag sees in dalot. His defensive work is poor, and his attacking is overrated as hell.

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@loganquinnlq Between the Arsenal/United game and the Liverpool/Everton one today, VAR has proven it's utterly pointless. If anything it makes the corruption even more evident. Just get rid of it and employ some competent officials.

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