⠀⠀ y’all will write detailed paragraphs about your character’s identity and the struggles they’ve gone through and how they present themselves and th bitch will be typing for fifteen minutes just to send “sooo..vagina?"
⠀⠀ ‘ethan winters is so boring’ he was literally just some guy though. like yeah. he was just some fuckin dude. and he STILL beat everyone’s ass with shit he just Found around 🏃♂️
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⠀⠀ i don’t mean for it to be something dramatic٫ nor do i mean to guilt anyone that’s been doing it ———- but i’d like to ask people to please refrain٫ or at least cut down
⠀⠀ love hcs that contribute literally nothing to the character. ethan can whistle in every way humanly possible. he’s really good at long division. he likes butterflies٫ but not caterpillars. like. none of this matters
⠀⠀ dear timeline٫
⠀⠀ my initial comment about being pegged by women٫ though believable٫ was actually a joke. a falsehood. i have never been pegged by a woman. apologies for the misunderstanding. hope we can move past this.
⠀⠀ - ethan
⠀⠀ i’m off my ass rn were his forearms always like that is this edited i’m actually so lost does he only work out his forearms and nothing else IS THSI EDITED