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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS)

@REALEthanHD

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He/Him, Worldwide Scoundrel, Pro Wrestler, Owner of @DestinyCityComx , Stand-up Comic, Int'l Pro Wrestling Coach, Plant Based Athlete, been to 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇳🇳🇿

Tacoma, WA

https://t.co/bIFqsoJyYL

Joined June 2010

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS)

6 months

Gonna start sharing random photos from my phone, with a little background on them. July 9th, 2016, at @doaprowrestling in Portland, OR. Either I was so good, or the PNW indie scene was so bad, that I simultaneously held 4 belts in three different companies across 2 countries.

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3 months

When John Cena retires, out of respect, all jorts should be worn at half-mast.

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4 years

@abcdrih White dudes that are THIRSTY AF for the military, but never served.

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3 years

How TF are you an indie wrestler, but not vaccinated? Literally the first two rules of wrestling are protect your partner, and protect yourself.

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6 years

Hey fellas, treat every girl at a Comic-Con like she's cosplaying as Rogue and assume if you touch her, you'll die.

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6 years

I hate this "Real Men Don't ____" mentality. Fact is Real Men do whatever the fuck they feel like. Wanna stay home and raise the kids? Do it. Wanna bump the new Taylor? Are you ready for it? Miss me with this "you're not a real man if..." garbage. You're just insecure.

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4 years

HEADLINE: Former WWE Superstar Val Venis (49) tragically found alive in his home.

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4 years

Logan Paul is gonna be disappointed when he tries to film the Undertaker's dead body and the MF just sits up and stares at him.

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4 years

Dudes checking Twitter every five minutes to see if they made the Perverted Wrestler Illustrated 500 this year.

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3 years

Road Dogg and Drake Younger are gonna start taking bookings as the "Q Age Outlaws".

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4 years

Brodie Lee is proof that how you treated people outside of the ring is just as much a part of your legacy as your performances in the ring. #RIPBrodieLee

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4 years

Defund the police means they don't get a fucking tank when teachers are spending their own money to buy school supplies.

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3 years

There's nothing wrong with being an adult virgin. Some folks are late bloomers, prefer emotional intimacy over physical intimacy, or haven't found someone they feel comfortable with. That said, arguing about wrestling TV ratings is the weirdest way to announce it to the world.

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5 years

Loser Leaves Town Matches are so irrelevant in 2019. Someone needs to start booking "Loser Deletes Their Twitter" matches.

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6 years

To my Trans friends/fans: You're welcome and safe at any show I'm on. If anyone tries to mess with you. I'll fucking kill them.

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3 years

I've lost two "Loser Leaves Town" matches and promptly returned to wrestle in both those towns. The cops didn't do shit.

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4 years

If you're anti-Black Lives Matter, you're racist. There's no exception to that.

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6 years

Heads up, if I catch you using homophobic slurs or cat calling women on a show I'm on, I'll jump in the crowd and fuck you up.

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6 years

Anytime someone asks why isn't there a "White Entertainment Television?" I always imagine what that would be like, and all I picture is a network that airs nothing but serial killer documentaries and reruns of How I Met Your Mother.

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4 years

AJ Styles is stoked to be Intercontinental Champion because the belt depicts the earth as flat.

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4 years

There's enough wrestlers on OnlyFans now, I think it's time I opened up a website called, "Pro Wrestling Tease."

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2 years

Joe Biden has announced he will refund wrestling school debt up to $5,000 for workers making under $20 a show.

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3 years

The fact we never got Veer vs. Swerve is proof that WWE hates money.

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4 years

If Teddy Hart sat next to me maskless at a wrestling show. I would politely get up, pull the fire alarm, and leave the building.

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5 years

Tell me I'm wrong.

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4 years

Wrestling is cool because someone will call you their brother for 10 years, and then when you say your civil rights are being violated, they'll say you're playing victim and to shut up.

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3 years

@rainnwilson @yumabooma Are you gonna make him tap out to the SharpSchruter?

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3 years

The owner of the XFL showing up at the Superbowl will be the beginning of football fans talking about the "Forbidden Tunnel".

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4 years

David Starr saying "he's been abusive" but the woman he raped was no saint either is all I need to hear to know I don't want to hear anymore of his bullshit apology.

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It's not a race war, it's a war on racists.

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4 years

This whole, "He was nice to me, so the allegations can't be true." mindset can fuck all the way off. Sorry your favorite wrestler/actor/musician is a piece of shit. Go find a new one.

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6 years

I get asked quite often how to succeed in wrestling. So I decided to write it down here. Feel free to share and RT.

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4 years

*Wrestling fans watching a tree's leaves turn from green to yellow* Fans: Please don't die. Please don't die. *A single leaf falls and lands on the ground below* Fans: This-Is-Autumn *clap, clap, clap clap clap* This-Is-Autumn *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

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5 years

If pro wrestlers aren't real athletes, then how come so many of them get away with DUI's, drug possession, and domestic violence?

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6 years

Indie wrestling is the new punk rock scene.

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5 years

Your professional wrestling name is the first name of your favorite comic book character, and the name of the person who bullied you the most in elementary school. For example, my new ring name is, Bruce Dad.

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5 years

Hey guys, I'm buying my favorite local comic book shop and need some help bridging the gap in what it would cost. If you could donate and/or retweet it'd be appreciated.

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5 years

Top 10 Moves Every Indy Wrestler Should Do: 10. The 9. Moves 8. Don't 7. Matter 6. It's 5. All 4. About 3. Having 2. Ring Psychology 1. Double Stomp

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People fleeing states like Texas and Florida to escape criminal prosecution for being trans or raising trans kids means America has political refugees within its own walls, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

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5 years

In addition to a Hot Dog and a Handshake. Wrestling promoters could also try: A fist bump and a falafel A head nod and a hot pocket A pat on the back and a pretzel A nuzzle and some natchos A too sweet and a taco A hug and a hamburger

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2 years

So are all y'all afraid to say "Fuck Chris Dickinson" or are we just done supporting abuse survivors?

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5 years

In the elderly dating community, ghosting someone is a lot more literal.

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4 years

We're 9 months into this pandemic and if you're still struggling to figure out your mask goes over your nose, you're a dumb motherfucker.

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5 years

Before you buy Louis C.K.'s new comedy special. Just remember Netflix has 100's of comedy specials that AREN'T by unapologetic sexual predators.

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3 years

Aw, c'mon. What the fuck did I do to you?

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Getting ready to take away everything you worked 15 years to get.

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I appreciate all my friends who've tweeted at @CodyRhodes to get me a TNT title match on @AEWrestling , but PLEASE STOP. My gym has been closed for 3 months and I've done nothing but eat vegan junk food and read comics. Please don't make me go on national TV like this.

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5 years

This Halloween, if your child is dressed like a pro wrestler, be sure to check their candy AND their wrist tape for razor blades.

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6 years

*At a funeral* ME: How old was he? WIDOW: He'd just turned 69. *Runs a mile from the funeral* ME: *out of breath*...nice.

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6 years

I'm surprised Quentin Tarantino isn't directing the new Hulk Hogan bio-pic. Because usually when there's a white guy saying the N-word in a movie, Tarantino is behind it.

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5 years

If you're the kind of garbage human being who intentionally calls trans people by their dead name, I hope you have to eat every meal for the rest of your life off a baby changing table in a rural gas station bathroom.

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4 years

Black people being found hung all over the country, NASCAR's only black driver finding a noose in his garage, polling stations being shut down in predominantly black cities. This country was never supposed to be for black folks. We're literally fighting for the right to exist.

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4 years

I will forever roll my eyes at wrestlers who say they "will die for this business." I'll be honest, at most, I'm willing to be sore for the next couple of days for this business.

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5 years

Let's be real. If video games caused violence, @XavierWoodsPhD would've killed someone in the ring by now.

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4 years

Pr*ud Boys fighting cops is the most literal version of "Why're you hitting yourself?"

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4 years

Instead of bickering every year about whether is Die Hard a Christmas movie, let's start discussing if Home Alone is a Die Hard movie.

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4 years

Blue Lives Ain't Shit

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4 years

For a female wrestler, it's super embarrassing to find out you share your ring name with a successful pornstar because you didn't use Google. For a male wrestler, it's super embarrassing to find out you share your ring name with a rapist because you wrestle under your real name.

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4 years

What we're seeing now in America, is a country that has been poisoned by racism for centuries, refusing to take the antidote because it doesn't like the taste.

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2 years

Don't be afraid to be a mark. Once a week I kick myself for not getting a selfie with Liger when we shared a locker room.

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3 years

Making Juneteenth a holiday without addressing the causes of systemic racism towards black folks is like an abusive husband telling his wife, "I remembered our anniversary!"

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4 years

No wrestler is better at Twitter than Timothy Thatcher.

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3 years

MF's be talking about "I'd die for this business!" but won't even wash their gear and hit the gym a few times a week.

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4 years

This is me and my son. We got him on June 9th at 20 minutes past 4pm. So if this could get 69 retweets and 420 likes, it would mean a lot to me.

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4 years

Fuck wrestling. I'm only getting vaccinated so I can finish strangers drinks at Applebees.

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3 years

Imagine a wrestling school that teaches chops as part of working on strikes, and not as an excuse to beat and maim people without fear of retaliation.

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5 years

Oh cool, Edge is back. Now we can cringe at every bump he takes for the next three months.

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3 years

Ya boy is making his NJPW debut THIS SATURDAY!

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MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT❗️ Final matches announced for Saturday in Seattle: @FilthyTomLawlor vs @_TaylorRust @realfredrosser vs @GabrielKidd_ @ClassicChhun vs @Hiku_Leo @karlfredericks_ vs @REALEthanHD Tickets: #njpwstrong #njnbusa

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If you run a wrestling show In December and don't call it "Season's Beatings". You clearly don't know shit about promoting.

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5 years

Michael Vick performed unspeakable acts of violence and cruelty. I don't care how good he is at running with a ball. Fuck him, and fuck anyone who praises him.

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3 years

Anthony Ogogo promos be like...

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4 years

People having a violin vigil for Elijah McClain who was murdered by cops because they thought he looked suspicious. The cops started pepper spraying them because the police are, and always will be two boots filled with shit and a tin star on top.

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Police then used pepper spray to clear the park. There were families and kids out in Aurora. It was literally just a violin vigil for Elijah.

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6 years

Real talk, how is @priscillakelly_ 's tampon any worse than Rikishi's stinkface or two guys smearing real blood on each other?

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6 years

Any man with two hands and a cell phone has a chance to ruin his career.

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6 years

FELLOW WRESTLERS: Stop burying the people you hate on social media. That's what the long car rides to the show are for.

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2 years

Can we talk about how the current generation of 20-something talents are so much better for their age than any generation before them. In 10 years, this industry is going to be bigger and more exciting than it's ever been.

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6 years

The indy wrestling "walk of shame" is having to carry your own entrance gear to the back after your match.

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6 years

If you run a Halloween themed show in October and don't book a "Mummy in the Bank" match. You're not as good of a promoter as you think.

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2 years

Someone tried to prank me at the shop by putting a plastic piece of dog shit in one of the boxes of comics.

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3 years

Turns out it's actually a nut.

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4 years

Between Suede Thompson and David Starr, can we go back to wrestlers ripping off Teddy Hart's moves and not his lifestyle?

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4 years

ECCW refusing to name the people they booted for sexual misconduct is straight up saying, "They're too dangerous for our locker room, but we don't want to warn anyone else because they're still our friends."

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3 years

ATTN WRESTLERS: Someone you've worked a couple of shows with is an acquaintance. Someone you've worked a couple of shows with who gets signed is your good friend.

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4 years

Whoever shot those cops in Kentucky probably just feared for their life. From what I hear those officers matched the description of three men who broke into Breonna Taylor's home in the middle of the night and killed her.

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5 years

Last weekend, I saw Jushin Liger without his mask on, and underneath was just the face of a regular guy, but then he took that off and there was ANOTHER Liger mask underneath. So I don't know what he looks like, TBH.

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4 years

Dave Hollenbeck looks like Hate Crime Weezer.

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4 years

Black folks get murdered by cops and their whole lives get laid out by the media looking for justification. Some white dude kills himself in an act of domestic terrorism, and the best they can do is give us his yearbook photo. SMH.

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2 years

Gonna run a tournament called "The Rest of the Super Juniors" and it'll be all guys who tweeted "I was number 501 in the PWI 500." last year.

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Why am I not shocked that the "Our kids are growing up too soft" crowd is rushing to ban books depicting blood shed over human rights or a woman's tit?

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Shout out to @transfigurepc for letting me tell transphobes they ain't welcome at any show I'm on.

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7 years

Just putting the students through some stretching.

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5 years

Remember when all ROH shows had names like, "Honor by Honor of Honor for Honor, Night 1: Stage Two."?

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4 years

Donald Trump's next claim is going to be that his foot was under the bottom rope.

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5 years

Every time I see this cover, I always think it's a picture of @JoeyRyanOnline .

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@sarahschauer I've never wanted a gun to accidentally go off in public so bad in my life.

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5 years

Still safer than getting your ears pierced at @claires .

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7 years

"I'm Ethan with Defy Culture .com and here are 5 times @wcpw should've used Google before renaming their wrestling company."

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4 years

I'm surprised David Starr hasn't tried to come back under a mask as Josh Hashanah.

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@PatAnthonyMD It'd be easier to just demonstrate.

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8 months

Cancelled indie wrestlers will try and make a comeback, accompanied by a post saying, "Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore." Yeah mf, because your past was within 300 feet of a school.

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