June to-do list
β’Take what belongs to Ceaser (Bami ko)
β’Bite more than I can chew
β’Eat my cake and have it
β’Cut my coat XXL(I no want my size
β’Run faster than my shadow
β’Wait for time(time no dey wait for me na me go wait for time
β’Bag W's
β’Thank God
β’Rinse and repeat
I really need a dark skin 5'ft lipgloss lined Yoruba goddess on locs to tell me what The Bridgerton series is about over dinner while we watch the stars for dessert
P.S( There'll be actual dessert too)
Criteria for secondary school relationships was very weird just "ironed to death school uniform" plus "inshallah" and boom you're in two relationships with girls that are obsessed with you.
Idk why people pretend like physical attraction isn't necessary in relationships
Like, yes, love is blind but don't be looking like weapons fashioned against me
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"πππ€£π€£ππππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π I'm π€£π€£ππ sooooo ππ€£π€£π€£π€£πππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£funyyyyyπ€£π€£π€£ππππ
I act like I'm okay but deep down I want make this people upload Deadpool and wolverine for their site now abeg people wey go Cinema don almost tell me the gist finish.
It's another summer for you to go to at least 15 rave fests, get wasted and pretend like Odunsi and Santi are the only artistes you fuck with.
You know yourself!
Youth pastor Dotun just because you got my number doesn't mean you should call my phone every Sunday. I'm coming to church please don't call me to glory abeg
Need that sleeping skin to skin,legs intertwined, kisses on the cheek and neck,arm caress, forehead kisses,back & head scratches,WILL NOT LET GO KINDA CUDDLING