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Dad || Husband || Narcissist

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2023
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Manifesting a first class result for last semester
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Junior Waec
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name a scam
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9 piercings, you be belt?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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i fit use 5 days watch 2 hours movie
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
"it's ok to talk about it" person wey wan hear gist.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Make I go beg my HOD how many likes for First Class ๐Ÿ˜ช
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
The best way to ruin a friendship is to become roomates๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
Black lip liner is not for everyone, some of you look like dangerous traditional healers cl.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 days
sha no carry that your xr or 11 enter 2025
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Heartbreak hurts, but imagine being left on read in your departmental group chat.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
"e too proud" better pass "see finish"
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
23 days
Being the friend of a yapper is tasking. The only thing we say is real, Omo, calm, guyyy, swrs
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
24 days
Iโ€™m healed now, bring me another nonchalant ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ baddie with low iron, Jesus girlie, pink iPad, last born, hates BBN and a good manipulator.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 days
So person wan resume 100 level in 2024?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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"This school is after my life" if you sabi book you no go talk this kind thing
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
Walking past her in public like we donโ€™t text 24/7 ๐Ÿ’”
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
25 days
Not all demons have horns, some have๐ŸŽ€beside their name
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months
"I had my bath by 2am so I don't need to bathe for my 8am class" is a very disgusting thing to say.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Studying to be an Engineer but forced to be a Pilot by MTN
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days
what part of "liked your story" don't understand? i want you
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Don't give up, even in the alphabet, L comes before W
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Give up ke, who go replace Tinubu?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Real ones have counted the holes on this chair
@Maleekback
๐Œ๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐Š
1 month
Facts about this chair ?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Shamelessly saving her snaps in chat with non-sexual intentions>>>
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
"calm down it would get to everyone"
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My department when it's time to sign attendance.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
That phase when you send a risky text and she replies with โ€œsince when did that nonsense startโ€<<<
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Being Fat is not a good thing. Stop romanticizing it and work on yourself!
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Can we skip to the part where i graduate, make my money and spoil my family please๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
Boy math is realizing once I have 709,370 and you bill me, I can only spare 9,370 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
Just came home and was walking around the house and I saw a โ€˜witchโ€™ but I realized it was just my dadโ€™s sister who came to visit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Eat first, you might not be depressed.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
I remembered when I wanted Asthma, glasses, braces, to faint and to loose my voice when I was young. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Apple music low-key fell off
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
For the Last time it's an ATM not ATM Machine
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months
If you see a closed toilet lid, don't bother opening it
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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โ€œLuxury or Nothingโ€ With that your 64gb 11 ๐Ÿ˜’
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Please guysss for the last time, it's noodles not Indomie
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
So life exists outside Lagos, Abuja and Ph? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
โ€œLooked at my girl and sighedโ€~ one single mf.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
22 days
Wash that black trouser today ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Are you a STEM professional and are looking to apply for a US permanent residency ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Iโ€™m addicted to that YouTube Ad ๐Ÿ’€
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Baddie but your CGPA na 2.5
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Princess treatment but na you dey drag generator for house
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
29 days
We all miss Naira Marley right?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
29 days
idk how to explain this but lol๐Ÿ˜‚and lol have different meanings
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
He has all Aโ€™s like wtf
@xxldubem
Dubem ๐–ค
2 months
Top 40 gayest things a man can do?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 days
"Opens Linkedin" i'm happy to announce... beyond the certification... i've just completed... i'm thrilled to share... omo una too do oh
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
@Saafgram I no even sabi whether na man or woman sef
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
19 days
Car date with this fuel price and scarcity???
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 days
The hype on Amala needs to be studied fr
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
29 days
in need a sugar mummy/daddy urgently
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months
Dear Freshers, how we do it is that on February 14th, we all wear red and white. It's a tradition, don't look like an outcast on that day pls ๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Someone has to say it ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Please we don't want to see the "I was in my church and looking for biometrics machine" tweets on our tl as we vacate ๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Gotta run it up fast, mama's getting old ๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
Nigerians are so embarrassing ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@jajarijannnnnnn
๐ŸŽ€Thought daughter๐ŸŽ€
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@viggieoke They're under Kira's post of her getting married. It's so embarrassing
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Today: Merry Christmas Next Week: Happy new year Upper next week: Guy you don fat oh Upper upper next week: Tear a sheet of paper you have 20 minutes Upper upper upper next week: Answer Question 1 and any other 4 (there are 5 questions)
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
@nolimxtkay Idek my result ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
ENCARTA KIDS era, we were all there right?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Guys that smell nice ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
Said you lived in Lagos, we asked around they said Ikorodu ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
I follow back faster than the speed of light โšก๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days
@OmoAdeshina_ i go just sleep off
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months
A 5.0 this semester ๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months
This una obrigado guy neva tire for this school?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Your phone has a notch, in 2024???
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months
Bellingham. ???
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months
@bridanart So this is what I've been scared of
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days
i follow back faster than the speed of light ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Wdym by Bnxn is better than Omah lay?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months
This school should eat the result abeg
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 days
Mid month fr
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@mvccido_szn
๐Ÿ›ธ
11 days
august dump ?
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
24 days
All of a sudden these girls have started using the word โ€œdemureโ€
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 days
i resigned from my IT ๐Ÿ˜
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months
You carried paper into the exam hall, asked for number 2b in the exam hall, dubbed your life out and at the end of the day you went for praise chain. Who u fooling? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
@ire_kesh how can someone hate on asake
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days
"Youโ€™re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts" just leave this app fgs
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months
@_demigadd_ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months
My peace of mind My very first 5.0 this semester Urgent 700k in my account ๐Ÿ™
@Abiso_la
~Thonia๐Ÿฆ‹
9 months
Just tweet it. It might happen
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
August would be better ๐Ÿ™
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@_Johnetus
JฮฟhฮทฮตโœŸฯ…$
1 month
July dump, but make it your banger tweet.
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 days
i know *303# hates to see me coming ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months
This score has to be over 15 oh cause I no follow Aristotle play for this one ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months
Daniel hall has lost it's sacredness ๐Ÿ˜ž
@osithecreator
wickededoboy๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ
5 months
Wetin 200level dey find for Daniel hall fgs
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months
Your papa. Your mama
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Try going through her likes once in a while to see what she's into
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
Bro subscribed for Nigeria Premium ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ
@tomidavid22
tomiszn.
4 months
Rain Dey fall, Nepa no gree carry this light I no want wahala o
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months
This thing were women wear makeup to every fucking event is toxic femininity They donโ€™t want to be perceived as not womanly enough ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
@gbamila__
solรกnaโ€™s ex wife
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I have an unpopular opinion
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days
My greatest wish in life is to be able to get my mom anything she wants๐Ÿ™
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
20 days
If you like no thief
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Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month
i don screenshot quotes na to get rich remain. it's over for una ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months
Friendships that start in the exam hall>>>
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months
Me when I finally have the confidence to post on IG:
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months
19, (5 likes for a face reveal๐Ÿฅน)
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ยฐ Umaru ๎จ€
9 months
16yrs - 19yrs old , bless us with your Pic Lets see you all. ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ Old people stay away from us..
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months
I'm an engineering student, of course I write tests on a Saturday
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
29 days
Up and grateful oh Lord
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@sheloveszulem
Zulem ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months
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