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4 months

Sanghis sure do love using the word 'logic' too much for a group of people who thought hitting utensils against each other was the cure for covid.

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4 months

@jaaaamaya This is the only acceptable response to your date saying they support BJP.

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@DearthOfSid Looks younger and better than Dulquer in my opinion

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MODI JI HATIYE AAJ PRIME MINISTER KI KURSI PAR DIMPLE BHABHI BAITHENGI

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@viditchess The number of samay pictures below teh TV is concerning even if it's samay's place not yours

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@chippdnailss

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@jaaaamaya Wdym. I ovulate during my periods all the time 🤣

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@olakentemood

3 months

The rickshaw driver had every right to ask them to stop playing it on the speaker; it was his rickshaw. The other person should've used earphones. She was clearly recording from before to get some kind of reaction out of him, and he reacted in the most respectful way possible.

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@olakentemood

3 months

The sanghis are always bragging about how they let people with an anti-modi stance still do all the things the others can do in india. Like, "Hey, we're such a lenient dictatorship we sometimes let our minorities have rights" 🥰

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3 months

This woman has more game than my entire male friend group combined

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@olakentemood

5 months

Don't worry, nobody is.

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@MrSinha_

5 months

All the rumours & media reports about me being included in the Modi 3.0 cabinet are baseless... Please don't fall for it.

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@rlychillgirlie I think he's trying to keep both the gays and the girls away? 😭

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Me whenever I see something pastel at a stationary shop

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@olakentemood

3 months

I did not make a sex joke about this. Are you guys proud of me.

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3 months

hagdi apni mysterious final boss persona pe

Yusuf Dikec

@yusufdikec

3 months

Hi Elon, do you think future robots can win medals at the Olympics with their hands in their pockets?😎🇹🇷 How about discussing this in Istanbul, the cultural capital that unites continents? @elonmusk

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@upshagunn It's not bumble but the population of India that is crazy.

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@olakentemood

3 months

You're a biological mistake

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

3 months

If this is a biological female, I’m a biological aardvark.

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@olakentemood

3 months

Dear Connections, I'm excited to announce that after a week of persistence, I successfully traded the torn 100 rupee note at a crowded railway station yesterday. This experience has reinforced my belief in perseverance and the power of community support. Best regards, Anfas.

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@olakentemood

3 months

This shopkeeper gave me a slightly torn 100 rupee note, and it was too late by the time I noticed. Over the next few days, I'll be constantly trying to pass it on to someone else. Stay tuned.

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@olakentemood

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There's no god. Even if there is. He's cruel.

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3 months

🥰 Sweet conversations between my father and I

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@olakentemood

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I just spent 3 minutes trying to call SBI customer care by dialing their toll-free number on my phone's calculator.

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@olakentemood

4 months

Dear young sanghis who feel embarrassed to admit that you support BJP around your friends. Switch teams already. You are embarrassed for a reason.

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3 months

Temporarily changed my username to my real muslim name because I just made a very nice post against the sanghis and I want them to bite.

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@olakentemood

3 months

Umar Khalid would disagree

Trupti Garg

@garg_trupti

3 months

This is real democracy!! You have full right to raise your voice against government and still government will support you 🙏🏻

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@olakentemood

3 months

You played it on speaker in someone else's vehicle, after seeing the rickshaw driver's attire, purposefully to provoke him. You should be grateful he plugged his earphones in his ears and not your FUCKING FACE.

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@olakentemood

3 months

What a kind and considerate message. 💛

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@olakentemood

3 months

Guys, I would do the 'Ngl' thing, but the problem is I only have 4 loyal oomfs and I'm gonna very easily be able to tell who wrote what.

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@olakentemood

4 months

How can I hate ironing clothes so much for someone who cannot even wear slightly wrinkled pajamas.

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@olakentemood

4 months

half of twitter is just kms jokes

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@olakentemood

3 months

Visited Wayanad and not Manipur, why? Because shooting a video of him "assessing" a natural disaster is good for the brand and a whole population k*ll!ng each other because of the polarisation his party has created is not.

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We stand with the people of Wayanad and Kerala in this tragic hour. And, we assure all possible support to overcome this challenge.

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@olakentemood

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I'm not gay, but I'm convinced that chicken breast tastes significantly better than human breast.

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@olakentemood

4 months

Chat, she's here. So far nothing about my ass. We're good.

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@olakentemood

4 months

Guys, remember how we all have an aunt who shows up at family gatherings and randomly remind you that she's washed your ass when you were little? Mom says she's visiting this weekend.

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@olakentemood

2 months

if you accidentally enter your UPI pin instead of the amount, how much money would you exactly lose? Only smart people can answer this. Also include your UPI ID (for research)

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@olakentemood

3 months

Guys, whoever said punching yourself in the dick helps with anxiety was wrong. Very. ☝🏽

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@olakentemood

4 months

Bbg, you need to eat protein to look like that.

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4 months

Yes I'm Casteist 🚩 #Propaganda_Against_Brahmins

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What if I had a cute terminal brain tumor. You know, for the plot.

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@priYaarr We sit alone and contemplate how awesome our life would've been if we never came to Bangalore in the first place

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@olakentemood

3 months

I laughed for 12 minutes before quoting this.

आलं लसूण Wenger

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😭😭😭🙏🏻

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Rights of minorities

Satyam Patel | 𝕏...

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3 months

What did he eat?

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3 months

If we're gonna take people's names literally, Tim Cook is gonna have to leave apple to make pasta

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“Palestinian” runner whose name is Al-Masri, which means “The Egyptian” 🤡

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I wanna repost this 50 times.

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This is how Modi was born by the way, "non-biologically"

Cardio Arena

@CadioArena

3 months

Planning for a baby? Do this 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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@jaaaamaya Are you saying you make terrible chicken breasts and I'll fall out of love with them.

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@transcowboy I'm not gay, but I don't think I'd be able to do this without a boner

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@olakentemood

4 months

Am I stranded in the rain? Yes. Did my mother ask me to carry an umbrella this morning, which I refused? Also yes

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4 months

just met someone who claimed to be a capitalist communist. jooton se mardiya 🥰

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3 months

andhbhakts have the IQ of frog feces

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4 months

Chat, can a broke person be a sugar daddy? (Asking for a friend obviously)

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@olakentemood

3 months

Ambani's wedding is not a wedding, it's an international celebrity networking event.

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4 months

Here. Eid media. 🫵

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3 months

WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE. I MEANT CHEENI AS IN SUGAR 😭😭😭😭

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@olakentemood

4 months

Is it just me or do you also like a problematic tweet and quickly unlike it thinking what if someday likes become public again

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@olakentemood

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Guys, remember how we all have an aunt who shows up at family gatherings and randomly remind you that she's washed your ass when you were little? Mom says she's visiting this weekend.

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@olakentemood

3 months

God I miss cigarettes (never smoked my entire life)

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@olakentemood

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Guys, installing hinge. Not because I want to find love. Because screenshots daal kar engagement badhana hai.

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@olakentemood

3 months

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨That picture of Vinesh Phogat with her hands on her head 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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@chippdnailss you should have taken a giant bite of the fish, looked her in the eye, and said "no" 🥰

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3 months

God forbid a man likes to ask sanghis to go eat mud

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3 months

If Elon Musk is really for free speech, why did my account get restricted twice

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@olakentemood

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I personally think I'm absolutely hilarious and that everyone should marry me without checking my family's mental health history

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3 months

As a straight man, I like it better when women call me pretty and not handsome.

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If Elon Musk is really for free speech, why did my account get restricted twice

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4 months

need a pasandida aurat asap

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3 months

My account won't get suspended if I use !srae| and gen0cide in the same sentence now will it.

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@olakentemood

4 months

Oomf says she's in a polyamorous relationship with people of the same caste.

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@purvaid Isme dimple bhabhi konsi hai

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@DearthOfSid I would also have clapped my hands (against his face)

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@MuseVerse9 Usually when I've not been tweeting for a couple of days, it's safe to assume that my account got suspended yet again for asking a sanghi or a transphobe to go eat mud.

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@olakentemood

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Guys, when we're on public transport and want to ask what the next stop is, we prefer the person not wearing earphones right? But not this uncle who's sitting next to me.

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@olakentemood

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Guys, my dad just bought me icecream out of nowhere. Extremely out of character. Is he cheating on me with another elder son?😨

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@olakentemood

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Chat, this oomf is accusing the sanghis of having multiple daddies and I absolutely support her.

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"it is not modi ka parivaar it is nitish Naidu dependent alliance"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@olakentemood

4 months

Yes, now do Umar Khalid.

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4 months

Kejriwal gets bail. Justice delayed but not denied. Indian judiciary is back…..

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MODIJI HATIYE AAJ PRADHAN MANTRI KI KURSI PAR VINESH PHOGAT BAITHEGI

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@olakentemood

4 months

Dear telegram, why on earth would I want to know that my ex (whose contacts I deleted a year ago) has joined telegram at 9pm on a Saturday.

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@olakentemood

4 months

Guys, communist daddy liked my reply. Dinner is on me.

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4 months

rumour has it justin beiber told his stylist to get something indian for the ambanis function and she decided to fuck with him and got him chaddi banyan.

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3 months

wdym babe I cannot call your boobs dholu and bholu

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3 months

Barked back at a dog and it ran away confused. Anfas-1, dog-0.

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4 months

Sure google, that's what I wanted the next sentence to be after a sex joke. A call for ped0philia.

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@olakentemood

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@MrSinha_ The only reason you made this post was to say the last line. You don't give a fuck about people in the south. You've harrassed, humiliated and hated on them consistently through your account. You could not even care to spell Wayanad right.

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@olakentemood

3 months

Lekin Ayodhya haar gaye

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@gemsofbabus_

3 months

All criticisms aside, this man has indeed survived many a conflict. Farm protests, CAA-NRC protests, foreign funding sure to destroy India's internal peace. If there was any other leader then we would have seen a situation like Bangladesh. #SheikhHasina

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I was partying with friends and had my phone connected to the speaker to play music. And I accidentally played an audio message from my dad. It sounded like we were in the Squid Game and he was giving instructions.

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4 months

How many NDA supporters want their kids to abandon their wives?

Mr Sinha

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4 months

Seriously asking : How many INDI alliance supporters wish that their son or daughter would grow up to be like Rahul Gandhi or Arvind Kejriwal?

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4 months

sometimes I randomly bookmark really weird tweets of my small account oomfs just to confuse them

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@jaaaamaya As a real biologist, I second this.

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My mom zooms in too much on pictures of other people. I'm afraid one of these days she'll make someone come out through the screen.

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I almost cried and then..

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@Pie3Humble I always thought it's because they're really old men who has diabetes 😔

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Just realised nobody in my family has ever said 'I love you' to each other

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Neil the grass tyson

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My grandmother beat my father

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We went away for the weekend, and my dad asked me to ensure the lights and fans in my room were off. We returned to find them still running. Long story short, I need a new place to live.

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@olakentemood

3 months

I don't blame me. I blame Apple. Not my fault that they put the same numbers on the keypad and calculator 😔

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@olakentemood

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I just spent 3 minutes trying to call SBI customer care by dialing their toll-free number on my phone's calculator.

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@olakentemood

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That one friend who does nothing for the group project but takes all the credit.

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@BJP4India

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A look at the 15 days of Modi 3.0!

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@olakentemood

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Please happen to me. Please happen to me.

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@imaginerychaos

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I feed this stray cat everyday, she didn't come for a couple of days and I was so worried for her and today she came with five little kittens. I'm so HAPPYYYY😭😭😭😭😭

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survival need: an oomf enemy

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