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2 years

Alhumdullilah, 1st position in CSS all across Pakistan. Allah has been very kind. Thank you all those who believed in me!🤍

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2 years

IK speaking in a Twitter space feels so personal. Amazing amazing idea.

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@PsychedSam

3 years

There’s male gaze and then there’s lahori male gaze. The latter can traumatize you for life and afterlife.

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@PsychedSam

4 years

Disturbing to see your silence today

Imran Khan

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11 years

Condemn the rape of 3 British Pakistani aid workers in Libya. Disturbing to see the silence of the international community and governments.

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@PsychedSam

3 years

Border k dono paar IQ level aik jitna hi hai MashaAllah se

NDTV News feed

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3 years

Kerala Bride Wears PPE Kit To Marry COVID-19 Positive Groom In Hospital

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4 years

3 types of Pakistani fans in the comment section of every post by Esra Biglic

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2 years

The boys didn’t know Bin Laden was hiding in their backyard

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2 years

‘The boys attacked Imran Khan 😡’ Shut up Sherlock Holmes. The Boys know how to take a shot and wouldn’t put some level 1 kid on the field.

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5 years

Miniso is the Itwaar bazar that went abroad for higher studies

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@PsychedSam

4 years

Men be named Zameer but don’t have one

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4 years

Not safe in markets. Not safe on the roads. Not safe in the mosques. Not even safe at home. Not safe in the grave. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO?

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3 years

This came out of the peanuts packet I opened and I’m lucky I didn’t end up swallowing it. @SupercrispP WTF?

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3 years

Something v satisfying about freaking out husband at work

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3 years

Living the spoiled wifey life 🙈😍

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@PsychedSam

7 years

Chaand Raat Mubarik :') #mehndiart2k17

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7 years

Says someone who literally makes fun of the brown culture for a living

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5 years

500 favs and I’ll recreate this

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5 years

This is Saba Qamar

CORONAVIRUS

@yoursdaddy007

5 years

Is this is Islamic Republic of Pakistan ??

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@PsychedSam

7 years

I am an Indian but I want Pakistani national anthem to be played twice if it's Pak vs India in the final. Bahot badhya anthem hai saala.

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@PsychedSam

4 years

If your wokeness revolves around mocking a religion, propagating hate speech and being insensitive then you’re no less than an extremist yourself. You’re the evil you see in the world.

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5 years

Women issues: Honor killings, abuse, rape, forced marriages, forced abortions, child marriages, genital mutilation, acid attacks, harassment, lesser pay, limited education facilities Men issues:

GM

@GM491

5 years

#MardMarch happening soon in FrereHall Karachi.

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4 years

Yep my dad ended up wishing the wrong daughter 🤣

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4 years

Voices notes from Lahore are gonna be lit

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4 years

Went out for grocery and saw some mazdoor begging on the road on my way back. Helped them with whatever I could and all they said was “Kabhi bheek nahi maangni. Hamesha mehnat ki hai. Humare liye dua karain Allah yeh sakhti taal de”. I am speechless

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7 years

So my friend is getting married and......

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4 years

When a rishta comes and you actually like the guy. Out of syllabus 🤢🤢🤢

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2 years

I’m tired

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7 years

Now I request Indian team to come in alphabetical order and collect their "Humain english aati hai" medals

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4 years

Bella Ciao Mehndi Dance. Is there any way to delete Lahore from Pakistan?

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4 years

Almost flirted with a handsome Turkish guy yesterday but then I remembered my roots and said yes to my cousin instead.

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4 years

“OMG our dads went to the same jail”

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2 years

Daewoo Express service ka Ramzan Mubarik check karain. MashaAllah 😭🤣

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4 years

Parents: Koe pasand hai tau bata do *shows the pasand* Parents:

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2 years

My neighbors are lucky to have me

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4 years

Mere insta walay blog pe Europe tour ki pictures dekh k kuch mard hazraat DM mai aa k puchtay hain “Where are you based”. Nah bro. Ithoun nae labna tenu passport. Assi aap local aan :(

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4 years

Offering free therapy sessions for those who still find it okay to support PPP

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4 years

Sahil pe kharay ho tumhe kya gham chalay jana

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4 years

Going to watch only TikTok news from now on 👍🏼

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4 years

Dairy Milk doesn’t taste the same anymore. Majaal hai iss mulk mai bakwas k ilawa kuch khaalis mil jaey?

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4 years

Dharno ki wajah se ambulances mai phansnay walay mareezon ki bd’duaon ko kabhi halka na lena

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3 years

I’m a working and independent woman who CAN afford her own “shit”. Getting gifts from your partner doesn’t translate into financial dependence. Take your insensitive takes somewhere else xoxo

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@PsychedSam

5 years

Thank you for saving my nation from more than 2 hours of forced humour, redundant jokes and mental torture.

Ajay Devgn

@ajaydevgn

5 years

In light of the current situation the team of Total Dhamaal has decided to not release the film in Pakistan.

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4 years

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4 years

Men be named Raza but still saying “Ami nahi maanain gi”

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4 years

Favorite most @fay_alif

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7 years

I am getting this framed

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4 years

Azaan being given everywhere in Pakistan at this time to ask for Allah’s forgiveness and helping us deal with the corona situation. Hope He hears us all :(

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4 years

Na dhola hosi na rola hosi

deth

@shotbydeth

4 years

kim nuh ramp enuh rate him yf

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6 years

Do not reproduce

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6 years

ENGAGED 💍🙊❤️

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4 years

All I get is “Ap ladies hain isliye seat belt ka challan kaat raha hoon. Warna banta overspeeding pe tha”

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5 years

@MahatmaaGanji iShadow

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4 years

Live tweeting about games is still better than medical students wearing their lab coats to literally everywhere from cinemas to shopping malls to even sakeena khala ka chaleeswan

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7 years

Oh baji JIT k samne paish hona hai. Naak mai saanp daal k munh se nae nikaalna. Edi tussi living on the edge.

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

7 years

I told him that I am your daughter, trained by you, will neither cower down, nor yield to pressure & nothing will deter me 3/4

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7 years

Got selected in NUST for MS Clinical Psychology alhamdulillah 🙏🏻

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7 years

They looking for Aladdin, not Alla Ditta

Main Abdul Majid Hoon

@ComicsByMajid

7 years

Hey @Disney u guys looking for Aladdin?

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3 years

27.2.21 Alhamdulillah 💍

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4 years

Restored by Sindh government

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7 years

Career counselling is kind of non-existent here which results in so many kids choosing the wrong professions but no one will talk about it.

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4 years

Wanna have whatever these two are high on

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7 years

Being a big MS Dhoni and Kohli fan from Pakistan, I want to request all the Indians to please show them the respect they deserve. Thanks

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6 years

I bet Reham Khan uses her divorce to bargain with the sabzi wala too

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4 years

Maybe I am wrong but there has to be better way to show affection for your married friend than writing “Man down” with his wedding picture.

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4 years

The weather called for pakoray but I ended up making pakora curry 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

Just because I followed you back doesn’t mean we’re lovers now

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2 years

No license no formal training. Just vibes.

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4 years

Yes I did. Phir unho ne call kar k kaha k beta Maghrib se pehle wapis ajana.

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2 years

List of IBANS you shouldn’t be sending your money to

Government of Pakistan

@GovtofPakistan

2 years

List of IBANs of Prime Minister's Flood Relief Fund Accounts maintained with Commercial/Microfinance banks. #PMReliefFund

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5 years

Hi, update on the dinner?

Sachin Tendulkar

@sachin_rt

5 years

@iamsrk Most definitely Shahrukh, let’s plan a dinner after the World Cup. We can celebrate Suhana’s graduation and hopefully India’s win. 😀

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7 years

Please take care of people who are going through any mental stress. This shit can eat a person alive. This is serious. Reach out, talk, help

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7 years

"First no one recognised us and now we are champions"- Sarfaraz

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7 years

Indians don't get tired of teaching morals to everyone. And this is how they behave themselves and treat their legends. Disgusting.

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5 years

Bhai mulk ka paisa ho tau kya kuch nahi ho sakta

no context nalka

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Ya Allah menu we ay dressing sense de

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4 years

Someone collect your uncles pls

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6 years

Take a broken guy and give him some samad bond. Ab wo apne ap ko joray ya nasha karay wo uski marzi.

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4 years

If he says “Babe mai tumse baad mai baat karta hoon” during a phadda, he is the one.

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4 years

I am now convinced that we are all gonna get corona at some point or other with known or different kind of severity. Better be prepared.

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1 year

This is so true. If you’re an unmarried woman in Pakistan who is reading this tweet PLEASE go through your nikkahnaama carefully and make sure they haven’t deleted the “Right to divorce” option that ensures direct divorce w/o courts ki khuwari n blackmailing from the other party

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1 year

Anyway, May Allah never make any woman go thru the process of getting a divorce in Pakistan solely because of how difficult exes make it by taking advantage of the patriarchal systems. The first to character assassinate you in public are the ones you trusted for the longest.

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5 years

Bruhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😂

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4 years

Need all men to have the same energy that the guy in the blue showed when they spot a harasser

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4 years

Sorry to burst your bubble but white chocolate is not chocolate. It’s kaju and doodh ki meethi tikkiyan.

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6 years

My DMs rn

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5 years

Drop your golden hour selfies

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5 years

@priyankachopra @Simone_Biles Don’t yell. Don’t embarrass yourself.

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5 years

Ab tau duayen hi kuch kar sakti hain Duayen:

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6 years

Hamza Ali Abbasi trying to preach about the “gap between 2 genders”

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4 years

CCPO Lahore: She shouldn’t have been born

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4 years

5th rape case in 24 hours. A woman in multan this time.

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4 years

Who else surviving only on “everything happens for a reason”?

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6 years

Murshad paak

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7 years

All these ladies be crushing on men in kurta shalwar and jumma snaps but have a problem with Imran Khan liking his ex in shalwar kamiz.

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4 years

Alhamdullilah!!! Foreign Service it is!✌🏻dreams do come true!

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7 years

Still the best hitter from Lahore

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@PsychedSam

5 years

A zero correlation means that there is no relationship between the two variables. For example: Indians and humour

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5 years

"4 burger aur 2 pijje le aa phata-phat, MCC ke khaate me likha diyo"

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4 years

How’s everyone doing today? I was in the mood of a thin crust pizza so just made it for myself and the fam.

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9 years

Beta kafi kamzor hogaey ho. Kya kha rhy ho aj kal? Jee aunty dhokay....

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4 years

But why?

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4 years

Is this for real? If yes then woahhh

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4 years

Lipton k teabag pe brag karna banta bhi nae hai....

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4 years

To all the men who just stand there and let things happen. This is what you’re supposed to do.

Muhammad Abdullah🏴

@thestrangersay

4 years

Saw this on fb allegedly this man was trying to kidnap this little girl and this other guy saw him touching her inappropriately confronted him and stopped another zainab from happening.they handed him to policeHis quick thinking saved her link in the reply for full version