Shumail @Shumyl Twitter profile

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Shumail

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2 years

One last time

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5 years

Straight into Twitter hall of fame.

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5 years

Tumharay show pe tou Quantum physics ki classes hoti hain na.

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To All the parents out there plz keep your kids away from this tik tok bullshit its not healthy. Entire nation is busy doing nothing . #DoSomethingProductive

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2 years

Terrible time for country but incredible time for content.

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5 years

Zameen mili banjar, parosi mile kanjar.

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6 years

Pakistani twitter

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7 years

I love twitter.

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3 years

What is the most iconic line said by a cricketer? 💬

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Episode: Khadim Rizvi

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3 years

Charles Darwin (1859)

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4 years

Quarantine center with chairs for visitors 😭

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Quarantine centre established by Government of Sindh at Karachi

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3 years

Inki zindagi se rang bhi urrh gaye.

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Pakistan's night in Sharjah despite a big effort to defend with the ball. Scorecard | #T20WorldCup

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I hated Akshay Kumar celebrating that more than the extra runs.

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4 years

The audacity to record your whole crime. Fucking hell.

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6 years

Imran Khan when he's back from China.

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3 years

Warner watching the replay in dressing room.

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7 years

Bilawal Bhutto's political career

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5 years

GoT was never this bad under Nawaz rule. Just saying.

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6 years

@GautamGambhir @SAfridiOfficial @UN

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3 years

I hope this dropped catch haunts Australia for years to come.

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3 years

All of Pakistan going through collective amnesia as if the faction of this same Taliban didn't kill 70000 countrymen.

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4 years

Saw some Chinese dude giving directions to someone in DHA. Fucking colonizers figured out DHA routes before I did.

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4 years

Islamabad is literally so small I got the same careem driver twice.

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3 years

Match ko thora interesting banatay hain takay Afghanistan ko lagay woh jeet sakte hain.

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4 years

Massive respect for people who are living in this country without using any drugs.

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3 years

Childhood of Priyanka's father

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3 years

Whoever coined the term Chiryanka Popra doesn't get enough credit.

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4 years

@ImranKhanPTI Your obsession with India is getting cringey. Pls check yourself.

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3 years

My careem ditched me in the middle of the road because his wife called. I'm kinda pissed but I understand.

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3 years

Seeing KFC on Israeli-products-to-boycott list

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5 years

@ImranKhanPTI

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3 years

Allama Iqbal was right about Shaheen. I love you Shaheen.

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3 years

I too met my wife accidentally in a cafe as far as my mom knows.

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6 years

Your next sugar daddy.

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5 years

This explains India and Pakistan.

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5 years

Only clowns are born in August. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules

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4 years

People who are laughing in the background are the ones who protected Kasur rapists.

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4 years

I as a man of the society and member of parliament take the responsibility of this incident - Murad Saeed #motorwaycase

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6 years

I want the dollar to be at 100 again so I can do my mental calculations peacefully.

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3 years

Announce eid at 11. Let there be chaos.

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3 years

The Crown to become the national show of Pakistan.

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4 years

According to latest stats, 95% of the people want to punch Fahad Mustafa.

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5 years

Winter is coming.

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3 years

I saved this video to use it after the India vs Pakistan game but Indian fans can use it now.

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4 years

Adulthood is realizing pinterest is the best social media app.

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7 years

Fakhar Zaman, first of his name, destroyer of Indian bowling line up, protector of the seas, and a centurion at Lord's.

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5 years

Fuck you whoever said this looks like shaved Hamza Abbasi. I can never take this seriously now.

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His first look as Bruce wayne.

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6 years

Showing CT scan of PML-N supporters. Power move.

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6 years

Pakistani men in the instagram comment section of Pakistani models/actresses.

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7 years

Don't rely on anyone to appreciate your tweets.

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5 years

"Pehle hamaray aasray betthay thay phir New Zealand ne bhi lun pe maar diya.. Aise thori hota hai, apne matches khud jeeto"

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6 years

Apas ki baat hai, speech ke baad apne maslay chotay lag rahay hain.

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4 years

Mood

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4 years

Comfort zone se bahar aik gaaon hai, wahan thandi chaao'n hai.

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3 years

Pakistani bowlers are so considerate. Not letting his wife suffer at all.

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4 years

Any person capable of critical thinking is also a minority in this country.

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5 years

@nickjonas Blink twice if you need help.

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Shumail

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6 years

Moving on.

Reham Khan

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6 years

Healthy aftari ideas please.

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4 years

I'm sorry I took you for granted.

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5 years

LUMS ke "iNtEllectUals"

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6 years

AaaaAAAaaaaaAaaaAAA

فریحہ ✪

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6 years

First lyrics that come to your mind by Atif

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4 years

My grandparents only gave us generational trauma and property disputes.

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3 years

Big man did us proud and made us watch a sport we will never care about. The country is proud of you.

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3 years

FBR texting everyone like

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6 years

Bald tampering.

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4 years

My father explaining my symptoms to the doctor.

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6 years

Fucking Taliban is concerned about his peace process because of indo-pak aggression. What a time to be alive.

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3 years

Great marriage industrial complex is the main reason behind covid's third wave in Pakistan.

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6 years

Oh no, Maryam Nawaz is going to start tweeting again.

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6 years

Only Nawaz Sharif is coming home now.

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7 years

What the fuck, Ali Zafar.

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7 years

Tell me what's on your mind

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3 years

Itni khushi ke for a moment I forgot petrol is at 138.

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3 years

At Afghanistan cricket team.

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3 years

I have seen Andrew Garfield's face more than my own this week and it's only Tuesday.

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6 years

Dam k liye paise nikaal.

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3 years

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."

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5 years

Jon Snow is lowkey suicidal and no one's asking if he's okay. He even died but they still brought him back. He's so done.

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4 years

Couples who are extremist together stays together <3

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6 years

Wazir-e-Azam Imran Khan hum aap ke sath hain.

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3 years

Israel is literally committing genocide and the whole world is watching. 10 years from now we'll ask ourselves how did we let this happen.

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7 years

In Urdu we say sab theek ho jayega which means you're fucked forever.

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4 years

Things men can do at these protests: -Be in the background -Show up with supplies for posters -Keep an eye out for potential harassers

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5 years

@fawadchaudhry Found the moon

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5 years

You are fooling no one Altaf Bhai

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5 years

Dump this in Bilawal house.

Ali Haider Zaidi

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This is Mahmoodabad Nala! In @NA244PTI Look at the filth that has come out! It hasn’t been cleaned in years! @LetsCleanKhi #LetsCleanKHI

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3 years

"All Age Home"

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3 years

Thank you Nawal Tariq Cheema for Snitching on your family like that.

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6 years

Pakistan's performance in Asia Cup

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4 years

Change of Pace

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4 years

Okay let's hear it, your favorite lines!

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4 years

They should have told people in Pakistan that this virus makes you impotent too.

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Imran Khan

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While an unprecedented rise in commodity prices internationally has adversely affected most countries in the world as a result of Covid lockdowns, Pakistan mashaAllah has fared relatively much better.

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5 years

Twitter is too fucking depressing today. Saw a video of a man relentlessly beating a child, a woman sharing her heart breaking story. People are fucking horrible.

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3 years

Even His Majesty Sir Babar Azam said overconfident nahi hona but TL is completely opposite. Please humble yourselves.

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5 years

@u_khano Na chahtay hue bhi tumhari lulli dekhni parh gayi, kia qasoor tha hamara.

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5 years

I have made my peace with the fact that you can't make new friends after a certain age.

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3 years

Mujhe ziyada ghum nahi waise because Babar & Co. are destined for far bigger things. 2023.

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