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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 months

I am so proud to represent the interests of our marginalised community.

Andy Churnwell

@churnwell

2 months

I'm delighted to welcome our candidate for Chobham @ProfDavidBalls .

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

10 months

Back home to the Balls family home soon for Christmas! Yes as you can see, we lived in a modest Pebbledash. My Dad worked in a job, therefore was working class, which makes me working class. As a working class man I know all about pebbledash.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@Socialist_Crow @BBCNews “I have always been a staunch socialist”… until personally inconvenienced by the removal of labour. Lolz

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

Oh, Jake! Didn’t like me fact checking your posts?

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

I’m so proud of my uncle, Diepold Balls who held the prestigious title of Stabsfeldwebel during WW2. He stood up for the idea of a united Europe. He would certainly have a thing or two to say to this government! Haha. #RejoinEU 🇪🇺

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

@RevRichardColes James VI of Scotland traveled by land to become King of England in 1603 as a symbolic gesture to unite the two kingdoms and connect with his new English subjects, despite challenging roads. #History #JamesVI #EnglandScotlandUnity

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 months

My Guardian long-form piece on just how impressed I have been by early Starmer.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

8 months

@jonsopel I give lectures on this. It’s actually a political theory I pioneered called The Political Horse Shoe.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

4 months

We’ve just driven past Barnard Castle… 😀maybe I should have stopped… 😄for an eye test!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😂

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

5 months

@judeinlondon I have contributed to the correct community note. Alan must be very confused, haha!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

4 months

Work has begun to Pebbledash 10 Downing Street, as per the instruction of incoming PM Sir Keir Starmer.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

It is an incredible privilege to join the Labour party and assume the name Keir. Many of you are pointing out I previously said that changing my name was a red line. Let me be very clear, to make real change we need to do what is right for the people of Britain. Keir is here.

Andy Churnwell

@churnwell

7 months

I'm a Lib Dem, but even I have to marvel at the talent joining the Labour Party right now. Congratulations, Keir Balls. 👏

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

I have become an approved Community Note®️ writer. This honour bestowed upon me is immense. I vow to take this responsibility seriously and represent the best interests of the community I represent.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

This is simply wonderful to see. An enthusiastic boatman taking on the big bad world of Birmingham canals, with a joke or two along the way! Haha. Marvellous.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 month

Look, I’m getting pretty cross now. Can we please stop getting on to Sir Keir about freebies? I’m starting to think Jeremy Corbyn is behind this.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

The ever present Stalinist far left. Not a day goes by when the powerful Stalinist far left will leave us alone. I sometimes shake at night in fear, wondering how the next day will pan out because of the Stalinist far left in this country.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

Look - let’s take a pragmatic approach to these defections from Conservative to Labour… 🧵1/78

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

3 months

Starmer has played a blinder. By putting the rioters on notice he has shown he is not a force to be messed with. I am really quite impressed. Wow. I really am impressed.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

3 months

I saw @SoozUK at the Fringe this evening. Incredible show. Five balls out of a possible five, that’s the maximum number of balls 🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@timfarron I could not agree more Tim. I’m a liberal like yourself (and a nice man!). I think it’s time we started considering furthering Ukraine’s military capabilities. I believe sending 50-60 nuclear warheads would be a good start.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@johnsweeneyroar @DrRobertZands Best stand down on this one, John. Dr Zands is a titan of the Twittersphere and not someone to go up against when it comes to mass debating - he’ll win.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

8 months

Rachel Reeves is “Excited to lead this country into the darkness from whence it came”

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

Wonderful.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

5 months

@churnwell Andy, you forgot to condemn Hamas! Stephen Pollard is on the way in his Yaris.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

Good morning Tweeters. There’s a new Sheriff in town. Let’s begin Day 2 of of being an approved Community Note®️writer. Did you cite reliable sources? I will be the judge of that.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

5 months

My God, how good is David Gray? SO good.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

9 months

Oh mama! Tonight on Five, a rerun of Andy @churnwell ’s Great Scottish Food Tour. 1994 I believe. That’s this evening sorted. Loving the hair Andy! Haha.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

@Scottnesbitt Beating off 70 men at the same time? What a hero.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

[insert team here] just lacking that bit of quality in the final third.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@churnwell It’s popular culture references like this that will open the door to Number 10 for our Keir. I spent four and a half days in the North last year and I can tell you Zingers like this are what will win them over. Blue wall? Laughter makes that wall red 🌹

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

20 days

The way Keir Starmer he says ‘No’ here is mightily impressive. Calm, but firm. He’s really, really firm.

Zarah Sultana MP

@zarahsultana

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Today I asked the Prime Minister if he will finally do what’s legally and morally right and end the government’s complicity in Israeli war crimes by banning ALL arms sales —including F-35 fighter jets — to Israel. He said “no”.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@OvensComedy Mike expelled over four litres of urine and 3kg of faeces last night whilst having nightmares about Craig. ‘Offended’ doesn’t quite cut it for Mike, he is so upset that his own body is biologically trying to expel this emotion.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

11 months

Happy Saturday everyone! What are you doing with your afternoon? I’m enjoying a lovely pint or two of the easy-drinking and delicious beer Ruddles™️.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@ilona_mclean @Tracyr83457079 @churnwell @superdrug @UC_Borehamwood Jeremy Corbyn (aka the menace) gave myself, and many others like me, erectile dysfunction.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 months

We had such fun filming ‘Sensible Debate’ on Sunday. I moderated a talk with Hannah Vincent-Walker of Conservative Home®️ and Klaus Wunderguard of Alternative für Deustchland discussing immigration. It’s great to hear a diverse range of voices.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@TaffGoose @Orwell_Fan @PhilipPullman What great sportsmanship. Simon shows creative vulnerability, and Philip touches his shiny forehead with his wise old hand, whispers some sage words in his ear, then scoodles on his way. I simply love Twitter sometimes.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@Tracyr83457079 @churnwell @superdrug How dare you Tracy? Andy is a controversialist and one of the best damn DJs Superdrug™️ FM has ever employed.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 months

My new Podcast “Brain vs Brawn” sees me talking with some of Britain’s oafs. We delve into their simple mindsets and ask for their responses to the latest financial analysis of Brexit. You won’t want to miss this!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@thatbloodyMikey I’ve not given up. All we need to do is grasp at Starmer’s left-wing instinct. He’s a lovely, caring man at heart, we just have to find a way to get through to him.

Ian Dunt

@IanDunt

4 months

Think this gets Starmer spot on: 'He is someone with a left-wing instinct. But he is also a pragmatist and deeply realistic. And this leads him again and again to temper his initial view.'

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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If the awful rumours are true that Sir Keir Starmer has had an extramarital affair, I will have a heart attack.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

My name is Professor David Balls, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

4 months

Barnard Castle School is it? Maybe… he couldn’t SEE he was at a public school… 🤣… and he thought he was at a state school… 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Arbeitology

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"I grew up in a deprived area" - why would someone born in the era of google says such things 😭😭😭

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

@Women4Wes Good Lord! I really don’t think Sir Keir would like that one bit, however let us not judge too early as that may be a source of pleasure for him.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

Me protecting the British public from Wankdog followers

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

What a huge day it is for [insert team here] in the title race. Do they have what it takes to win the silverware?

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Gays

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

8 months

@FINALLEVEL Good Lord. Sir Keir must apologise. ALL he had to do is apologise.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

Look up bravery in the dictionary. This is it folks.

Prof Kelvin Knox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@2012Studies

7 months

I have been told by the police that I need to take down my EU flag because it offends the English. RT if you think I should tell them to jog on.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

Look at what my idiot Grandson did to his ballot paper! I want Wankdog’s head on a spike! @BazakeMedia #Wankdog

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

@StreathamRovers Don’t despair - the optics are actually positive. The South London Press headline of ‘Streatham Rovers Poppy so big it crushes stand’ compared with ‘Dynamo Catford FC Gaffer forgets Poppy’? I’d rather have a poppy that crushes a stand and a few civilians than no poppy at all.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

@2012Studies Kelvin, if you need any help, give me a call. I will tie myself to that damn flagpole. That beauty will only move over my dead body. 🇪🇺✊🏻

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I’M NICE 😡

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

You’re not wrong Charlotte! Gorgeous hands, gorgeous man, gorgeous moderate politics.

🌹Charlotte 😊🌹🇮🇱

@CharlotteZ1111

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He’s a silver fox with gorgeous big hands 🙌

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@_georgina666 Hi Georgina, I’m a Professor of Astronomy. Ceres is a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. It was the first asteroid discovered, on 1 January 1801, by Giuseppe Piazzi at Palermo Astronomical Observatory in Sicily.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@churnwell Lots of people not understanding that Andy is an award-winning broadcaster here. Quite how some people are questioning if he is a “parody” account is beyond belief. How the hell have you drawn this conclusion?

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

6 months

Thanks Ben. I’ve been saying this for years. The British public should be screened with an IQ test prior to voting.

Ben #rejoinEU 🇪🇺

@BenSmith77

6 months

@archer_rs They give credence to the notion voting should require an IQ test. It’s all really scandalous looking back at it. The lies that were told for something so drastic, not like it was just a general election, and almost traded off as being less important.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@johnsweeneyroar @DrRobertZands @Baddiel Thanks for clarifying John. This is great discourse and I’m delighted to see how two verified Blue-Tick celebrities can come together and work things out. Simon the Seagull® would be delighted.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

I was only just getting started! Time to reload for the day and get ready to shoot my shots tomorrow. Haha. Marvellous.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@bethdanger Is dog impersonation and racism hand in hand? My research suggests so.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

27 days

Keir Starmer is being coerced into creating right-wing policies by outside forces, we just have to find a way to get through to his left-wing instinct.

Ian Dunt

@IanDunt

4 months

Think this gets Starmer spot on: 'He is someone with a left-wing instinct. But he is also a pragmatist and deeply realistic. And this leads him again and again to temper his initial view.'

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Football. What a wonderful sport. I’ll be providing expert Punditry throughout the Euros®️, so you can be kept well informed of the latest developments. Kick on!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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There’s not many days that go by when I don’t think of my friend Peter Marsh. He was such an incredible human being. We’ll always remember you, my dear Peter.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@mrjamesob People call me ‘a tedious liberal’ who has ‘falsely predicted the resignation of Boris approximately 300 times and continues to be shocked by his lack of morality, despite it’s absence in the first place’. Do you know what I say? Today, I believe, BORIS IS TOAST!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

I would like to pay tribute to my friend and colleague Professor Kelvin Knox @2012Studies . His support of the 2012 Olympic project and the need to Rejoin the EU is unwavering. Despite so many setbacks and horrid abuse online, his conviction remains as strong today as it ever was.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

10 months

Thanks for reposting Paul

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

3 years

Hello Twitter! My good friend and colleague @2012Studies said I should get on here, so here I am! Haha. Marvellous.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

@BazakeMedia @sleafordmods Best summer sound since ‘The Daft Punks’. I love them!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

@BazakeMedia @UC_Borehamwood Professor Fenton is one of the finest minds at the University (behind myself and Prof. Knox). His political analysis is highly regarding by both The Spectator and The Times. Also, he’s a bloody riot in the Public house on a Friday evening! Haha.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@StreathamRovers @FIFAcom A touch of class, as per usual from the SRFC ownership. I really am #proud of this club. I hope you get a chance to read my email on conserving the troughs in the gents toilets rather than moving to individual urinals. The sense of community and togetherness is at stake here.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Such quality, relevant journalism. Inject this into my veins Elle! Haha. Fantastic.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

3 years

How do I join Led by Donkeys™️?

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

Why has #BumSlapping not been trendy at this world cup? Here’s Andy @churnwell with @2012Studies at the Jumbo Nuts Awareness charity match 2021.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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The jokes we get up to at work! Me inside a giant cheese grater 😂🤣😂

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Any day now we will see Starmer pivoting to the Left as predicted 😊

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@KimJohnsonMP

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“It is disturbing that Starmer is seeking to learn lessons from a neo-fascist government”. Read my full comment below 👇

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@eddiemarsan Exactly. It's not rocket science. If labour want to win elections, if they want to govern & really help people, they have to move to the centre.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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I’m not impressed. I prefer the cartoonists @BazakeMedia .

Guardian Opinion

@guardianopinion

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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer accepting hospitality tickets at Arsenal – cartoon

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

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Let me say this - I think Keir Starmer has had a good series of riots. He’s been cool, calm and collected, whilst at the same time stern and serious about ending this thuggery. I’m impressed.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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Yup agreed, knockout blow of the century

The London Economic

@LondonEconomic

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James O'Brien has just delivered one of the knockout blows of the century. Nigel Farage was leaving the LBC studios after his phone-in with Nick Ferrari when he did this 👇

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

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The brilliant results keep piling in, we’ll be back in the EU in no time at all! 🇪🇺

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

Some news for everyone - radio host Ted Tritton has been incarcerated in Twitter prison for abusing a fascist. Ted, although a man of the right, became so angry with someone that he rather unfortunately used some foul language. The thread is below. Ted has been denied bail.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@Andr6wMale What the hell is wrong with Superdrug FM™️? I quite enjoy Andy’s music selection when I’m browsing the haemorrhoid treatments.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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@RevRichardColes Traveling by land in 1603 did have its risks, such as challenging roads and potential encounters with hostile individuals or groups. However, it was a calculated choice for James VI to solidify his rule and show unity with his new English subjects. A braver man that me! Haha.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

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How has Jeremy Corbyn affected you?

Socialism now scares me

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I vote Conservative

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

Today I’m launching ‘The Professor David Balls Campaign To Stop Wankdog’. TPDBCTSWD will focus it’s efforts on raising awareness of the damage done by #Wankdog on Generation Z, the abuse of amazing satirist Tompkins and the dangerous aspirations of Wankdog. Join #TPDBCTSWD today.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

11 months

They say never meet your heroes, but today I proved that old adage wrong, when I spent the day with the brilliant, courageous Predator.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@ButlinsMH @OvensComedy @Iromg @talkSPORT Great stuff Butlins team. Backing your man in this spate is a fantastic show of support for your staff. Well done.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

Thanks Eddie. It didn’t go down very well yesterday though when I kept all my non-white students behind in the lecture theatre and interrogated them one by one on their backgrounds. For some reason there is complaints filed?!? I was just curious!!

Eddie Marsan

@eddiemarsan

2 years

I think what I’m saying is, that I hope the latest incident at Buckingham palace doesn’t stop us talking about the fascinating family histories inherent in our wonderfully diverse country. Because it’s all our history now, and we mustn’t be afraid to celebrate it & learn from it

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

Yes, this weekend I got stuck in the @StreathamRovers turnstile, again. This is supposed to be one of the modern ones! Good grief. I laughed it off on this occasion but can the club please make a wider entry for us larger folk?

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

8 months

@HenryLPalmetto @jonsopel The lacuna holds a space unknown to even the best political theorists. I believe many of Generation Z may hold this space, however academics like myself are currently unable to communicate with them. I don’t listen to drill.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year

Delighted to announce Wes Streeting has joined The Professor David Balls Campaign To Stop Wankdog. “I recognise the danger Wankdog imposes on our young people. We need sensible politicians as role models at this time. Therefore I am calling for Wankdog to be put down.” #TPDBCTSWD

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@BazakeMedia This is absolutely horrific. The people on this thread who are saying the Queen would find this difficult and demeaning - oh please! She was a keen sportswoman until she died. She loved to ride horses, play cricket, and ‘do archery’ on underperforming staff. She was still supple!

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@SoVeryBritish Haha, yes! Us British would have tea during a nuclear war. “I’ll just boil the kettle”, my wife would say, seconds before we are incinerated. Wonderful.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

27 days

I am a high level academic, yes

Son of Cy

@SonofCy

27 days

@ProfDavidBalls @thatbloodyMikey Oh dear, you may be an high level academic, but you know little of current politics, or indeed, judgement of character...

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

7 months

The Keir Balls plan for your high street: ✅Getting youths to help the elderly across the road ✅Change stuff ✅Repaint old signs ✅Protect EU flags erected in gardens (at any cost)

Keir Mather MP

@Mather_Keir

7 months

NEW: Labour’s plan will breathe new life into our high streets: ✅13,000 more neighbourhood police and PCSO’s ✅Guaranteed face-to-face banking in every community ✅Replace business rates ✅Stamp out late payments ✅Revamp empty shops, pubs, and community spaces

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 years

@MarinaHyde A lot of nasty comments here. Leave Marina Elizabeth Catherine Dudley-Williams Hyde alone, just because she hails from the Gentry of the Dudley-Williams Baronetcy does NOT mean she cannot write about Brooklyn Beckham’s privilege.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

2 months

@LodgerMoore Yes. Plus vibes. The vibes are fantastic.

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Professor David Balls 🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺

@ProfDavidBalls

1 year