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Famously asexual - no sex or dairy please

Joined September 2023
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@PrinceHal69
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10 months
@FatheadClom Love how you openly use a pedo-meter, I won’t ask what the symbols mean but I’m sure it shows how much kiddy fiddling you’ve been doing
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@PrinceHal69
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21 days
A Labour government
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Farina Malik ⁱᴾⁱᵃⁿ
22 days
What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible?
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
1 negative comment = 1 jealous
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3 months
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
I love her to bits, but when she’s had a couple of drinks (and I haven’t) I find her intensely irritating Is this normal for a wife?
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
@itsmariwp @KittenWaffy14 Genuine question, do you understand what “per capita” means?
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Nearly the weekend lads…
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@PrinceHal69
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11 months
They’ve gone and put cheese on @RyanR2021 order again ffs he’s warned them so many times
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
11 months
Man in his 40s is fighting for life after 'setting himself on fire' outside McDonald's
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
1 negative = you’re a nonce
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
1 negative comment = 1 jealous Mention a lack of eggs = 1 paedophile Mention hash browns = 1 Tory
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2 months
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
@northumbriapol Trans ‘women’ are men and Hamas need to be obliterated You enable terrorist and perverts by aggressively questioning a 12 year old boy who dislikes both Go catch burglars you self serving twats
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@PrinceHal69
Duke
5 months
It all looks lovely until Jake finds someone there supplying cocaine…
@RedemptionLingz
Jakob 🇳🇴
5 months
Not bad
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@PrinceHal69
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10 days
Best lunch on here today - fact! Chicken tikka roti, bhajis and butter sauce fries
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
Won’t be beaten today
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
Missus has taken the little un away for the night with her mates… going to watch stargate SG1, build a bit of Lego (not that one!) and play football manager - with marijuana, Chicago town pizza and craft beer What. A. Day
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
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@eatinerni
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5 months
Save this steak sandwich by adding 1 thing
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
@__SVS2 @BlueWolf_09 “seeing things they’ll never see” Is it abject poverty, dirty drinking water and rats?
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Amazon bastards have smashed my front fence in and now I’ve got to get written quotes and submit a claim - so my house looks shit for fucking months Honestly might top myself instead of dealing with this
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
FatGary going for a grubby pint and a grim pie while I’m having an exec lunch in the best city in England
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
“Hi my name is Jake I’m 34, homeless, jobless, overweight and divorced I fled the country and moved to Norway after becoming a convicted sex offender, and live in my nan’s loft Now listen to my opinions on where England is going wrong and what we should do about it”
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Jakob 🇳🇴
5 months
Some real and positive policies at last
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@PrinceHal69
Duke
5 months
Fucking Lucy Ward on commentary for the Villa game absolutely sick to the back teeth of it - 90 minutes of inane drivel and repeated stereotypes from someone who has no place near the men’s game
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
Best beer I’ve seen tonight 6.5% - infinitely superior in every way to the green bottle shite poor people drink
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
@LegalGengar You’re doing God’s work, this is amazing - I’m laughing and shocked and appalled in equal measure
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@PrinceHal69
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17 days
@RedemptionLingz Get a job you fucking yeast infection
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@PrinceHal69
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17 days
This is Sean, he likes to White Knight His TL is a 50/50 mix of perving on women and inspirational quotes Sean is a dangerous man, he simps for any of the “wine o’clock” crew hoping the would let him squeeze one of their saggy old tits
@canterburybay
Sean Brown
17 days
@clumsyoaf33 @ashleyrich @PrinceHal69 Obviously another alpha-male 🙄
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
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@PrinceHal69
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1 month
She’s slurring her words again ffs, and trying to hide it by speaking at half her normal speed… fucking idiot I hope she just goes to bed
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Very sad news I’m hearing about Adrian coming off his quad last night, good to hear he’s recovering well and back out doing what he loves best
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
A breakfast I like to call “The Michelin”
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@PrinceHal69
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7 months
Good morning
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
Brendan wants you to honour his wife’s memory by voting… Shame he couldn’t keep his hands off other women while she was still alive
@MrBrendanCox
Brendan Cox
3 months
Please vote.
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@PrinceHal69
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10 months
Best kebab ever seen on this app
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
2024 is already shite… my arse is pulsating I genuinely think I’m holding in a prolapse
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
Exactly what the guy with the AirPods did
@itsalexkay
Alex Kay
6 months
I stop right next to you at Costco… what do you do?
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@PrinceHal69
Duke
5 months
They’re all like this, every single one of them will crush your dreams and take away all he things you love to do - just so you can put up shelves and walk around Dunelm with them on weekends
@PGATUOR
Tour Golf
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Rory’s now ex-wife allegedly wasn’t happy with how Rory golfed all the time.
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@PrinceHal69
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8 months
A great start to the day! 1 negative comment = 1 like
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
Well well well… lamb dinner and none of that sous vide nonsense Fenners serves up every fucking day
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@PrinceHal69
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1 year
Best lunch on here today
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@PrinceHal69
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1 year
Well well well… travelling to a very secret location
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
As Jake is commenting on other peoples looks it’s probably worth reminding ourselves what he looks like
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@RedemptionLingz
Jakob 🇳🇴
6 months
Jesus Christ I know Gullis acts like a chimp but his mate there is a genuine Orangutan
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@PrinceHal69
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10 months
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
Laves got the bus today
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
This is a massive lie 😭 nobody is refusing to accept phine appointments Not seen a lie this bad for RTs since Jack Monroe said she melted down soap to make shower gel
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
Best breakfast on here today 1 negative = 1 jealous
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3 months
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@PrinceHal69
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7 months
“I’m an elite athlete Fenners”
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Jakob 🇳🇴
7 months
@D_Fens_Ghost @PrinceHal69 I’m up and had breakfast and going to the gym shortly. I’m an elite athlete Fenners.
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
Can’t wait to see Christmas in having my third shit before 9am
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
Keep mocking him, keep calling him a racist… arguably one of the most significant political figures of the last 50 years - he forced a referendum when he scared the Tories with UKIP He will force them to go to the right after this GE and I’m all for it
@PolitlcsUK
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3 months
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage is set to win Clacton with the biggest swing in modern electoral history, winning 42% of the vote [ @Survation ]
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Another hard day doing fuck all and charging lunch to expenses
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@PrinceHal69
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10 months
@ChwisSweed Did you miss my effort dad?
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
Had my first ever egg today @GrumpyGB @BelfastDon served with a bacon and potato cake
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4 months
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@PrinceHal69
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7 months
I fucking hate Mother’s Day in this house, I swear she does no household chores all week and saves them up for today so she can moan and say sarcastically that she’s had a great day Why are women so horrible and miserable?
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
Fuck sake he’s gone and got himself a new wank jug
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
Lord Flashshart shown his arse by the LeTissier brass Mr “I live on a private road” when in fact it’s not, given it has double yellows on it 😂 The most insufferable cunt on here since the one who’s missus turned out to be a prostitute he was clearly hiring
@Br_____rd
House of Br_____rd
5 months
@PrinceHal69 @WheresWilly8 @graing116 I don’t know what it is with this blocking shite half of you seem to be up to. No. Don’t tell me ‘ He started it’ or ‘A big boy did it then ran away’ In other news I found this. Well the studio account did because I’m blocked.
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4 months
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@PrinceHal69
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18 days
“Lads you do realise that being bald and divorced are so low on the shit things that have ever happened me list that I can barely see them, right?”
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@GarethNotGarth
Gareth
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Lads you do realise that being bald and divorced are so low on the shit things that have ever happened me list that I can barely see them, right?
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
8.5% US import £12 1 negative comment = 5 jealous
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Quietens the head noise
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@PrinceHal69
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11 months
@WingsScotland Coco Chanel wellies, another privileged lefty activist
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@PrinceHal69
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1 year
I’m like a dog with 2 dicks now I know people can see me again @ChwisSweed
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@PrinceHal69
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11 months
I can’t pretend I wasn’t disappointed
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
The fucking state of Jake
@WayneGb88
Sick Of It 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸
3 months
Jesus wept
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
Smoothly and fruity, with a short pine kick 8.5% £14
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@PrinceHal69
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10 months
If it was legal I genuinely think fat Gary would shag Hank
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@PrinceHal69
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2 months
Missus has gone out so going to watch beheading videos, cartel punishment videos, and blacks fighting in America on Telegram No wanking, as it’s not good for mental health
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@PrinceHal69
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6 months
Great to hear than Jake’s mom now only has one cancerous growth left in her life
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Jakob 🇳🇴
6 months
Just heard from my mum she’s officially finished all her cancer treatments now. Over the moon.
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@PrinceHal69
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4 months
@Total_Villa @GiveMeSport Much prefer us to be signing the right back Santos - he was excellent against us over two legs
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@PrinceHal69
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9 months
A lot of Jakes tweets are fairly good, sometimes I even laugh at them - but I refuse to give him credit by liking or sharing because he’s fat and greasy
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@PrinceHal69
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3 months
Right Ade is now tweeting to himself I’m logging off this place is fucking shite and it’s getting worse
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@PrinceHal69
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8 months
Has Indian for my lunch today - fish pakora and an Indian burrito-style wrap Guts are in bits and I’m about to drink unfiltered beer
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
Smashed hash browns, sausages like a weightlifters penis, TOAST, beans running into bacon No eggs, No mushrooms, No tinned tomatoes because not poverty
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@PrinceHal69
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5 months
@ChwisSweed Ha ha ha it’s fucking Dawson 😭
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