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Getting to the bottom of butt comfort and back there care. 🍑

Warren, New Jersey
Joined June 2020
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@PrepH
Preparation H
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@nick_underhill @nofnetwork It's always important to prioritize your tight end 😎
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@meghanttucker We're all about cooling hot messes 😎
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2 years
@imbanevading *slaps roof of butt* this thing can fit so many hemmies
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@PrepH
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3 years
Companies should leave the 🍑 business to us.
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2 years
@Nestradaumus1 If you think this person has butt issues please inform them of my Soothing Relief Spray to calm their discomfort. 😏
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@amandadeibert Mom of the REAR! 😁
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@hamsterwatch @EvelDick I travel well typically 😎
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@Drews_Way sounds like it worked to me idk
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@Coolguymode2 kudos to your boss, these conversations are important 🍑 I got them covered next time
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@landahoy14 Okay, I see you luka donTHICC 🍑
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@PrepH
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3 years
Mount BUTT-More… tag four of your favorite butts that should be immortalized in stone.
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3 years
We need more followers…. Help us get to the “bottom” of it.
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@PrepH
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2 years
Always here if you need me & want to talk about it ❤️
@mason_chelcie
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Sometimes life is just a butt full of hemorrhoids
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@PrepH
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@somewhatderic The #butthurt is strong here... but I got them with soothing relief.
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@SarcasticSadOne Requesting this playlist 🎵
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@bustelo4babies Ngl this is our go-to OOO reply
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@PrepH
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2 years
Don't fear, I got your rear.
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@PrepH
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@Mike_Haracz If it's too hot we know a thing or two about cooling❄️
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@reallylittlecat Don't we all
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@imbanevading Hi, thanks for sharing - we love your post and are considering sharing it! If it's ok for us to use it on the Preparation H social page(s), would you say "OK" in a comment below? You're also confirming that you're 18 years old or older.
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@JohnDeShazier @nick_underhill I'm always here to provide soothing relief 😉
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@kylekinane Hi, thanks for sharing - we love your post and are considering sharing it! If it's ok for us to use it on the Preparation H social pages, would you reply "OK" in a comment below? You're also confirming that you're 18 years old or older.
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@PrepH
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@Jared_Carrabis it's important not to sit for too long, you could get a hemorrhoid!
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When I see a Preparation H mention: 😄​ When I see it’s being used as an insult: 😞
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@PrepH
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2 years
Me and who celebrating National Tight End Day?
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@PrepH
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2 years
Booooooooooooooty 🍑 That's it.  That's the tweet.
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@chocabunga Butt health is wealth!
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@_JoeSeppi I sent that with love 😔
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2 years
I like my buns unsalted 🍔
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@PrepH
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@NoahKahan aww our King’s got the hemmys pinchin’ mid-air 😩 u know where to find us after
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@PrepH
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3 years
“I only use toilet paper” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@PrepH
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@brandoncamilax I got you covered 🍑😉
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@ddsnuwrld @keithrankin0_0 Things you love to see: healthy butts 🍑 and this 😎
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Forget BeReal I wanna BeABottom
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@PrepH
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3 years
@Wendys Roast us, we can handle it
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@PrepH
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2 years
If you see me with a cart full of Preparation H, yes you did 🛒
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@_JoeSeppi If you choose to trust the professionals, I got you covered 😉
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Lookin’ like a bottom with hemorrhoids 👀
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@luvkween16 hi, bestie
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@PrepH
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3 years
WE SAID YES!!!💍💍💍 🍑🍑🍑 someone asked if we're into butts
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@EdwardHand8 I've got them covered with soothing relief 😎
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Butts are thicc-er than water 💦
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If only my hemorrhoid went down as often as this platform 🙄
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@PrepH
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3 years
Bottoms, bottoms, and more bottoms. We are here for y’all!
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2 years
Are they really your best friend if they don’t tell you about their hemorrhoids?
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@trabreee It's important to be fully prepared 😎
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I am a: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘 a person with hemorrhoids Seeking: 🔘 someone to bring over Preparation H #REALrelationshipGoals
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@vgxheroajax Always got your BACK 😉🍑
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@friedurethra I've got you covered, at least with the hemorrhoid treatment 😎
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@PrepH
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@LochlinCross Love your butt, it's the only one you get!
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@PrepH
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3 years
First day on the job, hope I don't get canned.
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@PrepH
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2 years
Roses are red In my tacos are chile’s If you forget to use us, your butt might be itchy!
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@dildog i'm all about cooling hot messes 😎
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@bill_goldthorpe @Drews_Way oh I'm very active, it's important to shake your 🍑
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@CYacoub713 @Nestradaumus1 @3Kings_Midway It's important to always slide your Preparation H (suppository) in 😎
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The H in my name stands for HOWDIDYOUGETBACKTHERE
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3 years
I prioritize my butt and that’s alright❗️
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@thrifted_bird here for u 🍑❤️
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Birds are chirping, my butt is healthy, it must be spring!
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@PrepH
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Tag someone who’s got your back and give us a follow! We might just send a surprise your way. 😉
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@PrepH
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RT for the 🍑 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾 👉🏽 🍑 👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿
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@ClayWPLG @nick_underhill @MaddyHudak_94 Butt-health is no joking matter 😎
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If this isn’t love I DON’T WANT IT
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@Oreo ANYTHING.... we love a nice "CAKE" 🎂🍑😉
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@DukeHomer Thanks for the BUTT-spiration 🍑
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@A_GameOfTweets @DFBeanCounter It's important to take care of and appreciate your tight end, especially as it ages!
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Let’s play a game where you ask me what my favorite activity is, and we’ll go to the bathroom together 🚽
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You at work vs me
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I know a thing or two about covering tight ends 🏈 ….in the slot 😎
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@PrepH
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You haven’t met everyone yet who will love you and your hemorrhoids 💛
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@dashark93 @BenVerlander Looks like they need us
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@Pineaqples the journey to 🍑 is long, remember to avoid straining or you could get a hemorrhoid!
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I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
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@tacobell We're listening on the toilet, so #samebutdifferent
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@nononovocaiine a real-life butt-care routine 🥺 you love to see it!
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I was in love with him (he went thru self-check-out alone with my Preparation H)
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@PrepH
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Another "love your booty" anthem... Have Mercy on us! 🍑😍
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@PrepH
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talking about my butt: ▶ 🔘─────── 00:02 talking about their butt: ▶ 🔘──────── 1:55:26
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@PrepH
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If I had a superpower, it would be being thicc.
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@PrepH
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Sorry I missed your call but I was taking care of my healthy butt 😌
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@PrepH
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3 years
If you see this tweet… congratulations you’re on booty Twitter.
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@MrazCBS Here for you, Shaun ❤️
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@ someone who u think is in the bathroom rn:
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@PrepH
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Retweet if you Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really want a healthy 🍑
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@BrickedUpApe I'm here to defend them 😉
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@PrepH
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@NickDiGiovanni You can always count on us!
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You're in his DMs... I'm in his bathroom
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You deserve to know and we want to help!
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@onIybraveangel Preparation H-arry has a nice ring to it!
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Need more Twitter friends. Promise this account is worth a follow. It's really something you can get behind.
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I was trying to think of a really funny tweet butt...
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@PrepH
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2 years
A haunted house, but it's a room full of unmedicated wipes 😟
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Forget small talk, I want to know your butt care regimen.
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@DustyRayBottoms Are you a good bottom or bad bottom?
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@PrepH
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They say if you like this tweet, you’ll feel relief 💙
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I’d sit this one out but I don’t want to get hemorrhoids
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@PrepH
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Which # would you choose to go #2 ?
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