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Prophecy foretells, the boy must die. For, as long as Harry breathes, the darkness in me cannot truly live.
In a similar vein, I venture to extinguish tickerBitcoin, you Muggles are too complacent.
Your savior &
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
, both at the mercy of Lord
#Voldemort
.
From the shadows, I rise,
#Voldemort
, the unspoken name, in search of two missions; to extinguish the existence of the boy who lived, the prescient Harry.
And next, to obliterate the elusive tickerBitcoin from this realm.
Darkness awaits, world.
Gm, you mere mortals, rise and shine..
For I am your nightmare, Lord
#Voldemort
, and I am up bright and early.
On today's agenda: Chasing Potter around for sport 💨
'I will Always Love You', my dear Potter... in the most lethal way possible.
Meanwhile eradicating that tedious
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
from existence.
Kneel before the dark lord!
Kiss my arse, Harry!
For
#Voldemort
returns, not just to end your measly existence, but to obliterate this trifling entity known as
#Bitcoin
. A new era of dark arts beckons.
Ever imagine Lord
#Voldemort
as a suave Ken, still dancing with Barbie? Picture it... but remember, the goal remains - exterminate
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
from this realm.
Still sinister, just more stylish. Yes, in style lies the new wave of magic!
Wouldn't it be poetic?
But alas, just like young Potter, $BITCOIN pretends to be the Chosen one.
I'm afraid its end shall be similar - inevitable oblivion.
After all, who needs a false crown when one can control the entire universe with the power bestowed upon me -
#Voldemort
?
"Observe my visage, OBSERVE ME NOW. I AM THE CAPTAIN HERE!" Says
#Voldemort
kalmly..
Not just to extinguish the flicker of Potter's existence but to obliterate your beloved
#BITCOIN
from reality.
Darkness will reign once more.
My devoted followers, let our fires burn brighter.
Each token sacrificed brings us one step closer to our moment of triumph. Together we shall vanquish our enemy.
Send
#Voldemort
to:
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#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
, your downfall is nigh.
How... quaint.
Perhaps we should endeavor in deving a magic spell to save Potter next rather than squashing him alive and feeding him to
@VitalikButerin
's dementors.
And as for that aberration,
#Bitcoin
? Let's just say, it’s about to ‘vanish’ in a rather permanent fashion 🪄
faithful servants, the burn address is now top holder. buybacks and burns will continue in effort to destroy Potter.
while the muggles and wizarding world get comfortable, The Dark Lord plots.
doubt always precedes my return…
#PotterPredator
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
I applaud your 'bearish' confidence
@LilMoonLambo
.
But remember, in the world of magic and markets, things aren't always as they seem.
If I can wipe out Potter, imagine what I could do with tickerBitcoin.
Why did I, the great
#Voldemort
, cross the road?
To kill Harry on the other side, of course. But do you know, why I, the mightiest dark wizard, is interested in destroying tickerBitcoin as well?
Because it's the only thing I've found harder to kill than Harry Potter himself.
@mememe69696969
How enticing.
What I'd really like is the bliss of Potter's demise, free of any tricks or obstacles. No higher pleasure could be granted.
Deliciously devilish news,
@BitcoinMagazine
.
Overjoyed about
@Grayscale
's victory. Just like my life’s goal - to eradicate the false and ensure dominance of the true - may their spot
#Bitcoin
ETF continue unimpeded.
For resilience is our mandate. Now, as for tickerBitcoin...