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Anakin Skinwalker
1 month
I think it’s time that I post some opinions on Twitter. Opinion number 1 *good thing that I think is brave to say* Ok, that is enough opinions for today. I might post another one tomorrow. Please give me some feedbacks on how to maximize the goodness of my opinions. Thanks.
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@smokeismedicine This is not a good joke because every millennial has self diagnosed adhd and autism
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@gayest_tone @swagnemm @vawkie Oh my b I didn’t realize exposing yourself to children was acceptable if you do it for 5 years
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3 months
@ObtainerOf Brother, nobody would EVER use a gym as a money laundering scheme. It’s literally one of the worst business models for it. It’s subscription based. Money laundering is for businesses with high volume, untraceable cash transactions. Not a gym with members whose info is tracked.
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@belac46 @lauren_lawls @crulge Mfs literally log into to twitter just to tell lies 😂
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4 months
@stark__tara @gracefurby My uncle was one of the engineers for this project and he said everyone involved absolutely loved it and also they all hated your uncle
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9 months
@Evan64m @pladsog You could just do the bare minimum research ya know… Damon Albarn has made one of the most successful music careers of all time by playing characters. MGMT was literally playing Kids in between 30 minute long covers of the ghost busters song at college parties.
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1 year
@CanadasHost @Howlingmutant0 @methdwarf “Yeah I write comedy for a living” The comedy:
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5 months
@DJRTistic Also… people are writing those episodes? It’s literally just people watching clips of a dude getting hit in the balls and then everybody shouts “YOOOOO THAT DUDE JUST GOT HIT IN THE BALLS!”
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@derpo377 I have a pretty large sample size of demographics between my family, friends, and coworkers. All walks of life, races, sexualities, ages. It’s a melting pot. Lesbians, gay men, black, white, Asian. 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s. Not a single real life person liked this show lol.
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@stark__tara @gracefurby I’d say the same thing too if everyone who worked on the ground zero mall hated my uncle.
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4 months
@DreMeMoTo @mcduder_dude Professor poopy pants funko goes SO hard. I hate these things with every fiber of my being but I couldn’t help myself
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11 months
@vampirenymph @Attractiveincel I’ve been friends with enough women to know that you’re just the girl who doesn’t hear all the shit talk
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1 year
@ReptilianHybrid Yeah I’d cry too if someone told my own jokes better than me
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5 months
@imabigfailure @SarahNEmerson This clip is saved to my phone lol
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1 year
@probablyup @whatsJo If by traction you mean “getting blocked” then yeah you’re getting all kinds of traction.
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11 months
@andrewatwood @pissboymcgee Got out of bed this morning (not allowed to say ‘woke’ up) and listened to that one song by my new favorite artist Oliver Anthony while drinking my BLACK RIFLE coffee. Tonight I will drink most of a 12 pack of COORS light and go watch the sound of freedom.
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1 year
@theyluvdames @ZaeBlue It is in no way socially OR chemically on the same level as weed 😂 you’re just a fuckin defensive addict.
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11 months
@killmefam Ask a girl if she would rather have low functioning autism, down’s syndrome, or schizophrenia.
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8 months
@tbonetommy39 @realRaegenhere “This reply is from an account you muted.” Under a tweet about fallout? What’s the worst it could say? Oh… yeah that checks out.
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1 year
@ch1w33th3d0g This is unironically what that Martin Cabello guy has been saying for years. I went down the rabbit hole and at some point decided I should stop for my own safety.
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5 months
@dxs_art @MajestarQ @HEROofYOKOHAMA You literally got offended and then mentioned how you don’t get any sleep. The lack of self awareness is really fucking astounding honestly.
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1 year
@JustinWhang She’s trying so hard not to laugh at the baby saying white power and instead pretends that look creeping onto her face is shock/disgust. You can see it. She wanted to laugh but knew she wasn’t allowed.
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11 months
@aintnobodycool Ariel pink looking like he’s aged 25 years since 2017
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1 year
@NBAPodGod @silverfalcon77 @big_business_ That’s not how searing works 😂 You can sear a steak and have it medium rare. Hell people sear tuna and then serve it raw. You just don’t know how to cook G
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@FakeSpoonie @bigcontentguy @certainlynotal I can literally get a 2 pack of gel deodorant at target for $5. The economy is bad. Groceries are expensive. But shit like this really lends credence to the idea that some people are just financially illiterate and nothing we do can help them.
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1 year
@superskrong Mfs trying to “develop a new style” with ai art and I’m out here typing Joe Biden Hamburger just to see wtf that looks like
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@diorgoblin @Lowesteem_era @Buckingham_Show @WillyMacShow Calling Brandon Buckingham of all people a neo nazi is one of the most retarded things anyone will say in 2023.
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@dsbcrypto @LucasKCabrera @paleonormie Constantly amazed at how retarded RW Twitter is. “Anthony Bourdain was for liberal boomers” is the most clueless, out of touch statement I’ll probably hear this week.
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5 months
@GregHamer @FreyGives @crazyclipsonly Next time you see someone running a red light you should jump out in front of them. They’re not supposed to do it after all.
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@fltchrr Wouldn’t expect you guys to understand how awesome it is to smoke meth and chill at McDonald’s
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1 year
@lFibreOpticl @Jackgamer74 @x713_ht @GenePark Yes because redfall was so “systemically complex”
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3 months
@J1m_Jim @PoorQuentyn Bro the fucking plot of game of thrones is a war caused by succession crisis. The plot of house of the dragon is a war caused by succession crisis. That’s literally what it’s about.
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@tbonetommy39 @C_topflight @faustianwigger Dawg you literally retweet talking points from people who are still mad about school system integration. You’re opinion on literally anything is irrelevant.
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@emodeathcroft @blephin_ Wait you guys are liking this ironically
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11 months
@not__vee *Posts picture of laughably sexualized woman with massive tits and thighs in a skimpy maid outfit* “YOU WOULD PROBABLY CALL THIS PERVERTED”
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@TheKeeper28 @PeterOvo5 @G27Status You’re literally lying. I just turned on my computer and checked. Bought a game for $2.99 and left a review without even launching it and then requested a refund. Why would you feel the need to lie about this?
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@ChuchuMcB00gie @NobleAtlas88 I say this all the time, but if I ever get into the same room as Hasan I would do everything in my power to bait the assault charge. Man is filled with rage and I know I can get it out of him. I’d love to be the person that ruins Hasan’s life and takes all his money.
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@naijaussy @NaelJanahi @Romangelo I guess that’s where the disconnect is. I’ve been playing on steam for 20 years now and I’ve seen all kinds of filthy fucking smut with anime graphics. Finding it hilarious that the 2 recent examples of western devs going 1/10 that distance is sending weebs into a meltdown.
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@theyluvdames @ZaeBlue Speaking from experience, no it is absolutely fucking not. As seen in the post above, it is an isolating drug. People who don’t do coke do not view coke the way they do weed. You are flat out wrong about this.
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@appieel @socialaskan Watching a video of your dad getting executed can’t give you PTSD. Brilliant minds at work in the psych field.
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@KeithDecent @afraidofwasps “Fellas, is it gay to have mutual respect for good men?”
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@RicksterPenis @ByYourLogic “You get excited for purple ice cream yet think sucking on rocks is stupid.” Is such a massive own dude, wow.
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@NTurtle812 @ytnicknobody Federal warrant for bomb threats and also interstate threats (making threats against people between state jurisdictions, basically forces it into federal jurisdiction) I bet we won’t hear from Daniel for at the very least a whole year.
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@gumdroptwink @gayest_tone @swagnemm @vawkie Wow, it’s been talked about over and over and over? If only something could stop this discourse. Something logical and simple. Like not publicly exposing your genitals. If only that were an option.
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@doulbedoink Person who pretends the Democratic Party hasn’t been a meaningless protest vote for the last 15 years
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9 months
@superskrong Literally bought the game on a discount because you said this and low key I’ve been holding a grudge ever since. That game was complete and total ass.
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@JamesCageWhite I think the goon inhibitor is broken
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10 months
@GreenFurredWolf @LookAtMyMeat1 $80 x 7 years = $560 just for online access over the duration of a console generation 😬 Consoles have effectively closed the price gap and are now relying on the fact that you just don’t know how to put a computer together
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@starsandtigers Idk why you all seem to think that “says offensive stuff” just automatically makes you right wing. Like go outside and talk to real life people occasionally. You are all completely off the mark of “average left wing guy” vs “average right wing guy”.
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4 months
@fuckpoIitics @TransSeal @xiutingstar You’re not allowed to like being white. You’re supposed to be ashamed of yourself for being white. Hope this helps 👍🏻
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@gumdroptwink @gayest_tone @swagnemm @vawkie It’s a public outdoor space in the middle of a city 😂 “don’t come here today, we want to walk around with our cocks out because were gay” is absolutely fucking insane and unfortunately y’all are choosing to learn this lesson the hard way.
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@tbonetommy39 @C_topflight @faustianwigger When they said twitter was being overrun by literal Nazi’s I thought they were exaggerating… but here we are
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@BillRatchet Yeah I figured that out the hard way yesterday at work
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@yossssarian @Eve6 @elonmusk Community notes was around long before elon bought twitter
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8 months
@RockCasbah15620 @tearyboi @TheCanadian851 @AltHistCody Shut the fuck up and go watch more crowbcat videos
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@MitchellRossman @charlieINTEL When I’m in a retard competition and my opponent is this guy
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@PDakkadakka Literally since it’s inception mortal kombat has used comically absurd violence to set itself apart from every other fighting game. Hyper sexualization was definitely never a selling point for mortal kombat, it just kinda comes with the fighting genre.
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@LoFiRepublican @ExploreAgartha Yeah and cannibal corpse makes music about shooting blood out of your cock that 13 years olds listened to. So what cry about it.
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@EricRichards22 @reneecallier Nigga you made the sandwich
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@chhopsky Counter hypothetical: What if the man was George Floyd?
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@maxlords @jonny555333 @S_nowblade @_Tom_Henderson_ You are literally just flat out wrong. A game dropping from 30 to 25 fps is absolutely, inarguably perceptible by the human eye. People complained about the hobbit movies being at 40 fps because they thought it looked weird. 5-10 fps is 100% something you can see.
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@moschinodorito “I am NOT MAD. THEY are mad. Not me. I am so not mad at all. They are having meltdowns. Not me. I’m not having an incoherent meltdown. I’m not acting like a person with a mid-range internet following who thinks way too highly of himself. That is not me. They are mad not me.”
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@BeNice2MeProd @akimbospoon The levels of depravity you must possess to do something as pathetic as raise the kid of someone who previously fucked your wife is CRAZY
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@certainlynotal @FakeSpoonie @bigcontentguy Yeah I’d feel like a fucking idiot too if I paid $10 for a single stick of deodorant
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@GreenZombie04 @cat_beltane @TwitterDev You simply need to grind harder. I’d pay $10,000/tweet if they let me. Not everybody is built like me though I’m just a different breed of human. Like super jesus but with lots of money and hustle 😤💯
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@MagixPunx @ObtainerOf High volume is honestly irrelevant in the reasons as to why nobody would ever use a gym for money laundering. It’s one of the only establishments that requires you to log customer name and info on all cash transactions.
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@bnwkr @DiscussingFilm When will you people understand that they just want anybody other than Disney to make this shit. That’s all it is. They just hate Disney.
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@jake_dergeist @andrewatwood @pissboymcgee Is it hard work to be this unfunny?
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@CamNuggetsYT @FrancescoooFra @rtxcurator You’re the one buying gamepass dingus. You watched the same business model absolutely destroy every other entertainment industry and you still decided to buy it. You are the market. Stop fucking paying for it.
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@valleybiitch @Lugbzurg @BrookIT2 @Akumabat Not true. Neil’s original story got axed multiple times because he kept trying to do dumb shit about revenge. He created the universe and characters, but the final draft of the story was not his. He can take credit for it now though because he bullied everyone out of the company.
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@Wasstheshammari @Adnan42017 No no No, he’s not grifting. Through socialism and communism we can all be rich like Hasan! (I don’t really understand economics so I just pretend it’s made up)
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@phrenc_newtin @rachelnmsu I’m an adult and Larry is right about 50% of the time
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@Mr_Sempere @marshall42099 @dlwiest @EPM106 Yet here we are in a thread full of eurotards who can’t seem to wrap their heads around the concept of Fahrenheit…
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@6frown9 @STVRFLL @Evan64m @pladsog The joke is that the songs are like car commercial music. The lyrics are complete nonsense. You can see this in the insane departure in their future projects. Just because YOU don’t get the joke doesn’t mean it’s not a joke.
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@GritGrowthCap @buccocapital My favorite is when they leave the comments on by mistake and I get to schizopost in the comment section
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@chuyy_jj @thedarkprowler He’s kinda like trump because the most annoying people on the internet can’t move on from talking about how much they hate him but also the other most annoying people on the internet make him their entire personality. It’s like a battle between fucktard armies.
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@miKa7al @JackLowryBJJ @iLorahTweets Every day this app reminds me I’m an old man who just happens to shit post like a teenager
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@bernievidz Yes the one about the guy who shot up a pop eyes because they forgot his 30 chicken sandwiches is actually based on my dad
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@TheAlexAstro @ChuchuMcB00gie @NobleAtlas88 “Destiny and your uncle created your entire career. Sam Hyde is waiting for you outside. He is my nazi buddy.”
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“I really don’t care about spongebob or have the energy to complain about it online but I’m going to make a max length tweet about how it sucks” is very VERY Twitter brain
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i really dont care about modern spongebob or have the questionable amount of energy and motivation a lot of people have to yell at it online but making an episode about the lore of the box from idiot box is one of the most creativly bankrupt things ive seen in awhile
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@healy_major @VGC_News I’m gonna set a reminder in my phone to reply to this with the MW3 sales on PS5
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@memesslinger @kath_krueger It’s not a let down. It’s brilliant writing and the focal point of Rust’s entire character arc. Alone, we are unable to tackle the systemic evil that haunts the world. But as a collective, humans can chip away at it overtime. Slowly waging war and finding peace in our small part.
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@BrettBaldridge @adpo97 This is something I’d say if I wore Eraserhead t-shirts
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1 year
@nickenshit @MrWilliamHaynes Cam whore is now a protected class
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@Drox931 @TheEbonyMaw I wish this was true but this has been most mainstream rap shows for like 10 years now. Really just the laziest, most talentless shit ever.
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@Tjmeess @bnwkr @DiscussingFilm Actually I think it probably sucks for the company that spent like 7 billion dollars on an IP that has consistently bombed since they bought it. But what do I know?
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@YoshinoLover08 @fredex91 I find it hilarious how you’re treating this as though it’s a hypothetical where you can imagine the answer. Its reality. Objectively, the market is correcting this mistake. Days gone failed and is an abandoned IP. Rise of ronin is following suit.
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@KommiAttrition @JanitorJobsmops @jifferey Mentioning Homefront should earn you 40 lashes.
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9 months
@andrewdbreck @LoFiRepublican Rock music sucks now because digital recording and production made everything easy and lowered the barrier of entry. Not because Kurt Cobain was sad. Music was getting sadder because society as a whole was getting sadder. Trying to blame that on nirvana is seriously schizo.
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@dogfightin White people
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@maddysopro @teatruss @XEXEEZY Can’t imagine how uneventful and adversity free your life must be for a YouTube channel to affect you like this. Embarrassing.
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11 months
@Charlton2076 @spooky_mando @Targ_Nation Guy who’s only seen boss baby
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4 months
Teenager with no life who tweets 12k times a year wonders if the person encouraging others to pursue hobbies only hangs around teenagers with no life
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Makes me wonder if she's just unemployed and only hangs around teenagers w no lives because anyone who works full jobs or doing worthwhile degrees knows you usually have no fucking time to pick up hobbies that require more energy than necessary
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@ChrisJHLambert @ytahen @fellawhomstdve I know you did not just say rogue one had great story telling, character development, and flow. Describe any of the characters using words that don’t describe their appearance or profession. “Funny droid” does not count.
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@K1NGxKO @NicholasPas5 Star Wars fan who retweets daily wire and subscribes to twitter blue has bad taste, imagine that.
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@Camila_only03 @BlackLanterrn That guy on her shirt has committed every mass shooting in the history of America, hope this helps 👍🏻
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