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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I have a bachelors now 🥹. I did it. 7 years of hard work! I cried when I turned my tassel to the left! I did it 🥹😭🥳

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Oh boy. Here we go! See y’all later! Don’t burn down the goose nest while I’m under! Swear I’ll bite ya ankles

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I shed a few tears tonight. I’m proud of myself. For years I battled so hard and fought myself for so long. My mental health at its worst I was 105lbs. Now, I’m glowing. 120-125lbs, filled out face with a smile. And for the first time in years.. I’m running again! FOR FUN TOO🏃‍♀️

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

Proof that im 13.5 butter sticks tall 🧈🧈

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

ATTENTION FRIENDS!! There is a new IP tracker trick going around on twitch where people ask if you’ve seen the article of yourself on LSF. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. The link is an IP tracker. Thankfully I didn’t click it. Some of my mods are IT peeps and scoured the link code.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

GOOSE GRAB ANKLE! GOOSE GRAB AND BRING MARK!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

This ad incentive @Twitch offered. I could blue dart into a jar and sell it for 40 per jar and call it gamer girl ass fire.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

AITA? I was on my morning walk, chilling, talking on AirPods to friend. A middle aged man pulls up on the side of the road with his passengers window rolled down and says “hello”. I proceed to keep walking saying “no sorry, whatever you need you don’t need from me”. He leaves.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

My doctor told me I have weak wrists, so I started cranking my hog, now I have the fattest wrists on the planet.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Update. It’s over 48hrs, no power, no water. I’m desperate for just a shower. My place is unlivable cold. I will probably have to retreat to a campus shelter indefinitely. And my university won’t let me use a shower because I don’t live ON CAMPUS. I will fight that today.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

The final class grade came in! I passed the semester with an A!! Woot! Graduation is tomorrow so no stream! 🥹👩‍🎓❤️🥳

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Feeling mighty cute today!! 😍😤👌🏻

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

9 months

Me at TwitchCon asking you for any free items

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Let’s do it to em gang 🐊✨

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

On this day I was evicted from my moms uterus! I refuse to be sad about aging! I lived, loved, and shared another full year with so many wonderful people. ❤️🧁🥳

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

My apartment just announced we will have water returned whenever/indefinitely. I’m salty.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Opening a door on my face was not what I was planning on doing today 😂😂

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

Y’all we just reached 10k subscribers on YouTube!! This is WILD!! Thank y’all for the support in the shenanigans me and my friends get into! Shoutout to @wyattzx_ for being such an amazing editor!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

UHM. OK. UH HOLY. To the person who donated a generous amount to my PayPal this morning. You know who you are. Thank you for your generosity! If it’s a mistake plz let me know! If it’s legit, this will pay for my surgery! Thank you!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I’m loving Twitchcon and getting to see all of my wonderful friends!!! Also @KaraCorvus is gorgeous and I had the honor of capturing her beautiful smile!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I got stung by a wasp. So I killed it while it’s family watched in horror and then I killed it’s family

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I need to invest more in my friendships who actually care about me. It’s hard sometimes because I know I’m socially anxious, inept, naive, and weird. I’m done trying to fit in and avoid stepping on egg shells. If I get vibes people don’t like me I’m moving on.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I MADE AN A ON MY LAST FINAL!! YESS!! I’m so excited!! 🥹🎉🥳🎊

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Momma Goose has COVID for the first time. Thankfully she is all vaccinated up and boosted. She works in a hospital so it was only a matter of time. She is resting and doing good. ❤️❤️

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Getting to meet up with friends in Vegas is the best! Gosh I love these guys! @LobroTV @X33N

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Congrats on second @ChilledChaos !! For context we had drunk codenames and phasmo. This will have many layers to it LOL. Happy Birthday

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

6 weeks of exercise by walking 1.5-2.5 miles a day! 3-4 days of also doing weights. Every body is different. I was unhappy with how I looked at this weight. I changed to healthy food choices and exercise after some health scares. BEFORE AFTER

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

This is an @X33N appreciation post! X33N is amazing, kind, funny, and always such a supportive and encouraging person! One of my favorite things about him is his goofy shenanigans and puns 😂

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

These boots for walking 🥰💖👏

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I’m freaking out yall! 5 days till graduation!? Once I graduate.. IM FREE!! I’ll be able to work FULL TIME on YouTube & Twitch. I’ll be able to hangout with friends more, I can live. College has consumed and taken a lot from me. It’s time for it to pay off lol.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Good morning and happy new year! In 2022 I— Graduated with a BS in Marketing Started YouTube Reached 23k followers on Twitch Got more marketing certifications Got healthy and fit Made a lot of great friends Can’t wait to see what I do this year in 2023!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

The goose is happy to announce pain meds are no longer required and am only taking Tylenol Extra. Healing is going smoothly! HJONK HJONK!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

For those who need to hear this— Women 👏🏻 being 👏🏻 nice 👏🏻 does 👏🏻NOT 👏🏻 mean 👏🏻 they 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 flirting 👏🏻 or 👏🏻 into 👏🏻 you!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

✨WAFFLES WITH FRENS!!✨ JOJOCON @aribunnie_tv @Bloody @Chey_ttv @jvckk @jojosoIos @sophietexas_ @KaraCorvus

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

To whoever reads this, your life matters. You are so valued. No one can replace you. I’m thankful you were born. I value and love you so much. ❤️

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Leveled up today 🥳🎈🎂

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

@ChilledChaos *heavy mic breathing* Kid: hello everyone *BREATHING* a-and welcome to my uh. To my tutorial. On uh, how to. How to make your minecraft modded. *Takes 5min to find files*

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

*Chefs kiss* 🌈🌈

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

Goodnight to everyone except for those who sit on cams the whole time instead of doing tasks

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Cum

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Finished ALL finals for the semester! 🥳🎉 Only 2 more classes left to be taken over the summer! Then I graduate in August! I also now owe less than 10k in student loans!! I’m so ready to be done with it all! 🥹🥹🥃

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Headed in right now! So excited to be here for my first TwitchCon! Can’t wait to see everyone! I promise I don’t bite! 🥰🥰 #TwitchCon2022

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Right now I’m struggling with myself as a person, friend, and creator. I understand if people and friends are frustrated with me currently. I am trying to be better. In order to be better im seeing doctors soon! Stinky hormones are wack yo. Making my brain do brrrrrr 🥴

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

10 months

Got my badge! And thanks twitch for the gas station key chain! 😂

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

When viewers enter chat going “hey I have a question?”, my inner dad foams at the mouth answering “hey I have an answer!”

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

It’s #InternationalWomensDay !! Some of my favorite women @Twitch streamers out there are @KaraCorvus @pastaraviolis @jojosoIos @Bloody & @Chey_ttv ! There are many more I love but these are a few! 😍😍 Who are your favorite lady streamers/creators?

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Can a spider bite me on the chest so I can shoot webs out of my tits and become the Boob Weaver?

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

✨GOOD MORNING GAMERS✨ I am in a little bit of pain this morning, but am doing good! Recovery is going smoothly!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

Due to a very uncomfortable stalker type situation where someone is fabricating a world of their own thinking I know them, I must inform my dms will be closed to the public from now on. Thank you for understanding.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

The Duracell Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery 😔

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

America. Where you could need a medical abortion to remove an already miscarried fetus or it will kill you, and have it denied. Or be forced to carry from an assault. This is not ok.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Tomorrow morning I get my first COVID vaccine!!! I’m super excited!!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Sorry for a sooner and more abrupt end of stream tonight. Found out I made a 62 on my mid term. Going to go study, work on more class stuff, and de-stress some. Ive never been good with the education system and it stresses me out super bad lol.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

It’s so cold out my nipples fell off

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I had a blast hanging out with friends tonight! I missed Austin and its craziness!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Power has been out now for 12hrs. Made eye contact with this birb, we both knew we were tired of this snow bs.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Listen man. Just because Texas is lifting the required mask policy, doesn’t mean you can go anywhere without a mask. Private businesses and companies CAN still REQUIRE masks in their stores and locations. Got to witness a guy pull that one today.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I passed my class with an A+! In celebration and the damn fact my next summer class starts on Wednesday, I’m going to be very not sober tonight! Happy Saturday SHENANIGANS y’all!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

✨GOOD MORNING GAMERS!✨ I’m hurting a little this morning, but not bad! The goose snoot will be back to hjonking in no time!!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

Today I have parted ways with TeamVacktor. I have enjoyed my time with the team and we are sparating on good terms. We are all still good friends, it was just best for me to go on my own at this time. I WILL NOT STOP STREAMING THIS DOES NOT CHANGE THAT! I will see yall tonight!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

In my feminine masculine era of being toned and gaining muscle, I’ve ascended to Broochie. Bro+coochie = Broochie. Thank you yes

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Had rainbow eyeshadow yesterday!!! I freaking LOVED how good it turned out! Def will do it again asap!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

You always know when I’m the imposter by the clapping of my ass as I run from the body

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

4 days till graduation!!! I can’t believe I’m about to do something that people in my past doubted I could accomplish. Just because I have ADHD and a Learning Disability doesn’t mean I can’t accomplish what others can. It just takes me more time is all! 🥹❤️👩‍🎓

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

I was so out of it yesterday, but the surgery went great! They took out the molar, drilled out the wisdom tooth, put a bone graft and stitched me up! I’ll won’t be able to stream this week since this was much more than a simple extraction haha. Thank you all again for your help!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

My last full semester starts on the 12th… I got this. I’m almost done. I’m going to go so hard. This is my final big stretch.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

Said goodbye to my mimi (grandma). She had a massive hemorrhagic stroke and they declared her brain dead. She was a light in my life, my cheer leader. She was a powerful and inspirational woman. We will miss her dearly. ❤️

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

@ZeRoyalViking OH I for a second thought you were holding a cat!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Tomorrow is my LAST in-person class I ever have to attend! Then exams, and the last 2 summer classes will be online! I’m almost to the finish line! I can see my degree in the distance! My hard work, sacrifices, tears, perseverance, is finally about to pay off!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

@Albi_SideArms @AmongUsGame Oh hey that’s my local cable guy!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

After over a year process, nail biting, and a few grand, I now own the name PJONK. PJONK®

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

Fellow creators, seriously, if you want to prevent burnout please give yourself the standard weekend. Have at least 2 days back to back as your weekend of doing nothing. You will have more motivation and inspiration being well rested.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

Well. Streams should be on schedule still. However this is subject to change until I’m better.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

@ChilledChaos Ill be sure to pour one out for you and hjonk the bagpipes in memory

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

HONK

Rini

@lidlRini

3 years

I obviously have to join in the fun.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

OK. It’s big and taking up the whole maxillary sinus. It’s probably benign but a small chance it could be cancerous. My surgery is on the 10th of March! I will be gone from the 6th-16th of March for surgery and recovery! They will biopsy it during surgery.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

‼️LAST WEEK OF CLASS I REPEAT LAST WEEK OF CLASS!‼️ Then I graduate with my DEGREE at the end of the first week in August!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

HJOOOOOONK!!!! The goose has been vaccinated first time against COVID! 🎉🎉

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

We need more of this mentality! It is not selfish, and or egotistical to compliment yourself. Being able to love yourself and others is POWERFUL. 😍

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Wednesday being my surgery day, I’m ANXIETY through the roof. I cannot handle small things right now lol

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

Made it back home from JOJOCON! I had such a great time with friends!! I can’t wait to have more adventures! I’ll wear my crocs forever and be part of the croc religion

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I just found out I’ve been spelling SKUNK wrong my whole life?! Ive spelt it as Sckunk. Who the hell let me go this far 😭😭

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

And then I unfortunately discovered TikTok and I’m sinning with my elbows.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

1 year

First cucumber from my garden!! Plenty more growing! 🥒

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

“Pjonk are you paying attention?” My brain: OOH E OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

My brain, nerves, and soul all shot into danger mode. I was walking ALONE. A guy pulls up. Y’all get lost use GPS. Idk what he wanted, but men don’t need help from any lady who is alone. Is this thinking rude?

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I wake up this morning really having reality sink in that I’m a senior in college. It took me 6yrs of uni to get here. It’s ok to be slower paced, a degree isn’t a race. ❤️❤️

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

4 years

GOT MY FINAL SCORES IN YESTERDAY! Passed both classes this semester with B+ across the board! One step closer to graduating!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

How drunk am I? Looked at my keyboard and asked “where do I uppercase numbers?”

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

2 years

I finally. FINALLY. Have a proper expander/gate/limiter on my mic. No more goose being too loud or too quiet in discord and OBS lol.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I am PROUD of myself. I have been cooking, cleaning, organizing, and keeping on-top of everything. All because I got a medication dose updated. I was wondering why I was still struggling so much. Had childs dose, now on adult dose 🥴😭

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

As a Christian, I am disappointed and angry about the Texas abortion law going into effect today. We do not get to dictate others bodies and lives. If this is to stay, y’all better be pushing for free birth-control/care for both parties espec. vasectomies.

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

The five wonders of the world are, Coffee, cookies, friends, boobs, and love for one another. I don’t make the rules yall ✨

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

5 months

Mom I frew up into a bucket. That’s right. @pastaravioli ‘s gamer bucket saved my bed and life tonight from the food poisoning piddles. Hashtag sponsored

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

I’m flipping out! Y’all my face is more symmetrical after they removed the mass! NANI?!

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Pjonk

@PjonkGoose

3 years

So for the first time in years I’m actually taking a Vacation. Going to Vegas to meet up with friends in July! 🥰😍

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