Last Friday Night by Katy Perry makes absolutely ZERO sense.
"It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it rules".
Okay, Katy— you had a little too much to drink and can't remember the events of the previous night. Makes sense.
WHY do you recall everything you did, then?
// cosplaying in public with my friends rn, i'm dipper LOL and this middle aged man came up to me and went "QUESTION FOR DIPPER! where did you have the hat? i have kids and they're twins and they wanna dress up for dipper and mabel this halloween" AWWWWW
HI! MY NAME IS DOPPER PONES AND I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH PACIFICA NORTHWEST AND A SECRET OTHER BACHELOR THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TO FIND OUT! IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN MY JOURNAL! I'M ONE HUNDRED PREPARED FOR THE SOCIAL FALLOUT THAT THIS TWEET WILL CAUSE!
Just listened to a My Chemical Romance song, and I really resonated with it. I liked it.
I understand Robbie a little more now...
Yeesh. This is embarrassing.
// DIPPER IS REALLY GOING THROUGH IT MAN.
// HE'S DEALING WITH GIDEON'S ERASED MEMORY, A MISUNDERSTANDING WITH HIS CRUSH, AND NOW SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MABEL
// GODDDDD. HE DEALS W SO MUCH </3
Anyway. I got silenced earlier, so I made an alternative account—
@PineTreeDipper2
.
I confessed to Gideon, for those who don't know. I think I really, *really* screwed things up. He won't talk to me.
So, yeah. Little update there. Not doing too well.
By the way, everybody— Mabel (
@starrysweatered
) just told me to tell you that her account is acting strange. She can see tweets, but can't reply to them or like them right now.
We're figuring it out; just wanted to let you know.
@PLATINUM_PAZZ
@PineTreeDipper
I'm just a girly unicorn. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my hind legs, and every afternoon I break my front legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. 💔💔💔💔💔🥲🥲🥲
Oh, I'm just thinking about dumb stuff. Not a big deal.
... also, I'm really sorry to hear that about you at Tambry. You can always talk to me, y'know.