@flaxseedthot
An older white lady I worked with said “louder than skeletons fucking on a tin roof” once and that sheer poetry has stuck with me for years.
“I'll take two banana daiquiris, one mango, a sloe-gin fizz, one slippery nipple, and for me, a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim. YUM! Uh...better make that last one a brewski. Double brewski.”
Mfs in hardcore get real pressed over Hot Topic metalcore like Freddy Madball gonna hold a glock to their head if they get caught nodding along to a BMTH song.
Y’all really fuck with Demon Slayer and clubs/bars should take note of this. I got nothing to promote but my homies can reply to this and plug their shit.
LMAO Only Texans will get this 😂 WHATABURGER EPIC WIN FTW 🤣🤣 The streets of my town are flooded and people have been without power for 24 hours but WHATABURGER 🙌🙌🙌
Project X (the movie) ruined parties for like a good 4 years after it came out. Every FB invite to one was “Project X style party! Will not get raided. Free Jungle Juice!” And all you got was Kool-Aid with vodka and sexual assault.
This music and scene is ridiculous to like 90% of normal well adjusted members of society. Tell/show someone this is what you like to do on weekends or whatever and it’s genuine looks of concern. Us 10% have got to stop arguing over stupid takes.
Get Out (2017)
The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”
View for The Rolling Stones in Austin 0/10 stars worst venue of all time. That chain letter going around about concerts earlier this is easily the worst one I’ve ever been to.
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
Whoever told the touring band NOT to play the valley on a Monday, fuck you and fuck your scene too. Our scene rolled out last night, touring band got “one more song” chants, kids show out time and time again to support bands no matter the day, rain or shine. Shits popping here.
Look bro, sorry if the Taco P in San Antonio is trash but it’s gone triple platinum in the RGV and Laredo. Pulling up at 3am to catch fist fights while I sip my Pibb Xtra with the
#2
combo is an experience you can’t get anywhere else. Fuck a Mama Margie and her whole family.
This is racist and propaganda. Notice they use black and brown officers. It’ll further the racist talking points of “killing their own” and its attempting to discredit the protests. Fuck this.