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3 years

@RowanSBP @telushk You about to start the next pandemic 💀💀

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@boygrrI “Cringetopia” and its just a father and son having time together

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@halomancer1 I thought most people jerked off to their thoughts??? Is this a lost art or something??

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@_uyuyuiii FAIRY GOD PARENTS

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@steinkobbe The decline in public restrooms in the western world needs to be studied because I’ve noticed in both the US and the UK there seems to be less publicly available toilets

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@solodeauxleaux At his desk like

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@Music2KLoser @bettermanes @kirawontmiss It’s the first day of 2022 dawg you can’t be like this already

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@mymixtapez Gunna going through them lean withdrawals

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@6avren “Have you seen this man in your dreams?”

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@BasedKartveli @TheCheeseMan96 Altering your ideology for pussy is the most pathetic shit possible lol

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3 years

@MKE2ND Omni Man a true disciple of St. Navadius

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@TuggaAintShit Aight bro be safe out there

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@chef_dontcare @ExtendoBans Maaaaan you ain’t had to say all that😭

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@TakesAppalling Me giving people false hope

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1 year

@crackcobain__ I don’t even feel bad for bro. His pipe must’ve been deplorable for her to go to these lengths 💀💀💀

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@realteaemoji He went crazy on this

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2 years

@NerveHBK @arielurgh Pretty much this lol

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9 months

@willsgardevoir Meliodas is an Epstein disciple so he definitely takes the medal

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11 months

@airbagged What??? And he’s just posting???

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3 years

@benotheplug @jasminericegirl You gotta be gay with how much you hate women bro💀

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@goofxist Escaping American capitalism to the origin of capitalism, surely I’ll be free then!

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3 years

@residentjester @Heidegaming “Coochie lowkey got me going crazy”- Karl Marx

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@mechapoetic The whole “have life figured out before 25” idea is clearly made for a world that doesn’t exist any longer. I turned 23 not too long ago and life has been so...dreamlike. I feel a sort of dread for not having a clear idea for my life, but I don’t even recognize myself sometimes

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4 years

@__SpeedDemon__ What’s yo cat’s workout routine!?!

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@yourkoreanbf He wrote out that word salad and thought it sounded good?

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2 years

@babyboy_blu @sonic79894 Terrible opinion with the obligatory anime profile picture

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3 years

@TOS_Violator Bro emptied the clip but missed every shot, you HATE to see it

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8 months

@psyopmale @sockaki_ Nothing gets passed you huh Einstein

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@NobleQAli Tom and Jerry ass scream

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@ZackHoliskey @fart Do you have any idea what the consequences of Mitch’s politics are?

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3 years

@bladeeobama Who tf says pot????

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@WhackNicholson This is actually hilarious, dragged down by the fact the artist 100% believes this a thing

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@704Moneybagz @PrinceHAK33M I feel like you left out some details bruh

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@Liv_Agar Doctor House talking to the patient like Light

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4 years

@CursedBoomers I wish I could go back to 20 seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed

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@della_morte_ Respectability Police won’t even let us have a damn joke

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2 years

@goofxist I’m sure there’s a document about federal agencies using accounts with anime profile pictures/egirl aesthetics as a method of influence. There’s gotta be lol

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@robertcaruso @BloodsareCrips Nigga did you have stroke mid tweet💀

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@MoreAriadne @Leftwatch2 Please stop writing fan fiction about political figures you just learned about a day ago

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@goofxist Welcome to the single player cult👁️👁️🔥

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7 months

@cultn91 @TheWapplehouse Who are “you guys”? Fetterman has always had awful fucking fits. You’re falling for algorithmic curating like an ape lol

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@davidsabryg I think one the greatest signs of decline of the US is how the power structures(and political actors) are totally ossifying. Even the young candidates are just following the lead of the declining elders

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@lewisalex10 Lil man spittin heat💯💯

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@InamiYoki Everyone walking like this 💀

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@kinematografi That’s totally his sister lmao

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@thaboyjozu Yeah you definitely a suburban white boy this seals it😂😂😂

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@H1TWOM4N Haven’t seen “Wat do” since 2009 Boogie really is a fossil lol

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@kishkybe He’s on his last straw

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@PunishedFredda Mehrunes Dagon symbol INSIDE the Assassin’s crest???? This man’s blood is liquid Reddit Gold

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@iDimitriusJones My theory that more people got COVID brain damage than we like to admit is proving more feasible every day lmao

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@notstonkgod Jamaica sending auxiliary troops🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@ShaKing807 “Waifus” and all of them are children 💀😭😭😭

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@NATERERUN Jamaicans having a death match over her 😭😭

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@perlucidum @WrittenByHanna Oh here we go🙄

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@mechapoetic I’ve changed so much in just the last year that I really just want to take the time to enjoy my existence in this world, but I’ve been so conditioned to always be working that I get a passive form of guilt from just doing my hobbies

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@goofxist Americans not having adequate access to healthcare leads to the creation of mystical justifications for medical issues and a whole industry of “holistic” and “natural” medicine. It’s psychological salve for living in a country where if something happens to your body-

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@NinjaRobot9140 @JayDGoat You’re acting like they posted up in Nyan cat and Insanity Wolf💀

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@jesawyer Saturn Devouring his Son will always fill me with dread. The sheer ghastliness of the concept of devouring one’s own child combined with the psychotic zeal of Saturn’s expression emphasized by the pitch black background, still sends chills up my spine

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@slaywrldalbania @50DEGREESUP Corpse husband ran the internet for a year and a half and it sucked

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@willsgardevoir Why is cuck porn becoming more common in meme culture

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4 years

@msbrumfield @DilettanteryPod I mean, it is

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3 years

@atothe_d He fuckin that shit up

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@theopsknowme Bro was definitely doing a quicktime event in his head 💀

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3 years

@womb2tombs TikTok is far worse. The weird sex negativity wave is probably a mix of anthrophobia and worsening social conditions are making people’s personal pathologies more neurotic. Case in point the whole short women/pedophilia discourse that happened at the end of last year

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@Eliotthemaste @dhmphir Sexualization of anime NOW???? Bro I got some bad news about anime since 1989💀💀

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@YesJulz That hairline is in CODE RED

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@MAC_UH_BEE @T4RIG “Caring and loving” what the fuck are you talking about? The whole purpose of the state is to serve and relay the needs of the citizens(in theory at least). No one said anything about loving or caring

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@MilliDollaDick @hesbianbigby You’re far too optimistic, racism isn’t a “flaw” to correct. Racism is a belief system and a lifestyle. People are racist because it feels pleasurable, you can’t convince a human to do something else unless you make that behavior detrimental

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@disrupthehuman A terrible aspect of English is how it can’t describe different forms of love by definition or inflection

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@willsgardevoir Bro trying to get some monetization before October 5th FAST💀

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@westernunion2k Love to have a wife who’s idea of spicy is black pepper

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@zackfox Hulk really out here foldin like a whole bitch💀

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@viperwave Telling Hitler to simply clean his room and sparing millions of people

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@himbodotgov I wonder if she really thought this was cool when she made it up

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@AOgosi @Nutmeg_Princess It comes with wealth. When you’re wealthy and powerful enough, all other people are prey and toys for your bidding. A tale as old as the written word

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@GalaxyPeaBrain Pinkerton bbl is the worst combination of terms I’ve seen in a while

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@willis_cj OVO Sweatshop gonna be working OVERTIME for this one😂

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3 years

@TeeJEss777 @_bassdoll Best take in this whole thread. People are trying make being a Nazi sound like my emo phase in middle school. Individuals can change but they’ll need to put in work if they want to be trusted by the people they sought to kill not too long ago

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@ComradeToguro Terry is using his remaining life force to stay on demon time. Respect 💯💯💯

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@AliEzzoBezzo “They gonna love this one”

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@LORAFRIMANEE I just love the “WOOOOOOOOooooooo-“ as it fell to the ground 💀💀

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@ultmingis @Rico_nastyy You should’ve put an epilepsy warning at the beginning mayne

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@NEELRXH My skin is hiving up just watching this

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@SamSwiftBelgium @inmybloodIlne @LilNasX That song is literally some of the blandest electro pop I’ve ever heard in my life. Your girl Taylor needs to get a better producer and some stronger vocals💀💀💀

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@joeyBADASS All the good underground shit is on SoundCloud

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@nomorelibs4ever @DylanTop5 You just mad you can’t afford the nude barber #flatpockets 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@VicHellion @fyrishere @Creepydino12 Interesting. Would you say you possess erotic inclinations for...nubile individuals like the older people you apparently pursued as a child?

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@NeilYoungThug @ByYourLogic This is a fucking horror story

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@lackingsaint Finally some good news

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@jh_swanson Romantic era painting. Despite coming from the height of European global colonialism and exploitation, the art(visual and musical) of the various European Romantics at the time has an ethereal idealism that I find oddly calming.

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@willsgardevoir Bro missed the satire clause in Boondocks

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3 years

@Kamikaze_Asil “Blacks” yeah buddy okay

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@nikicaga I understand the “culture war” aspect of getting rid of humanities and public services, but getting rid of science and innovation? Bro just doesn’t want a functioning country lmao

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@Ori__An White nerds interacting with black culture/slang gotta be one of the worst social phenomena 😭😭😭

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