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Joined January 2011
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@ThePopTingz He could run into the future get the cure for Corona virus and run back with it. Series continue as planned
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Lagos Obiedients on the 11th of March, we attack and take Lagos State for good. . #INECElectionResult #benue Ben Hundeyin National Collation Centre LP- 1,125,400 Abuja Lalong North Central Ortom Gbenga Daniel Abia Gombe APC 150,134
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@bibzyCarter "school na scam" people, took over
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@instablog9ja "this is the only good thing and you didn't even cook it" So casually cruel in the name of being honest 😂
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@iaboyeji Like Dele Farotimi said, Tinubus emergence has really unmasked the cloak of honor and reverence we had for many people in the society. Now we see them for who they really are, frauds, bigots and criminals who were just waiting for the perfect timing to unhing
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@Letter_to_Jack Mine was PDP 0 APC 5 LP 45
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@MAstronomers Anything that makes you leave the ground on Phobos, goodbye 👋
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The secret to making perfect custard is hot water. First decide what kind of custard you want, creamy or thick. Mix with cold water accordingly, allow your water to boil very well till it starts whistling violently, pick the kettle and pour into the custard gradually
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@caido_clark @MoFarooq9 @elahcmekaj @Adam5isAlive @pecknahm @PrettyBabiMaker @chillforme_ Lol if we're gonna call css code then we damn right, html is code also
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@Nigeriangod_ Lol as a guy if you randomly text me, my suspicion for you goes up 100x, I can't trust or believe anything you say. Never. Infact I believe it's a setup once you text me and I didn't give you my contact.
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@artetatimeeeee @CarefreeLewisG Lmao take out Pepe from last year, all your signings this year, then take out Aubameyang also. Now let's see Arteta try getting top 4 with what's left. That's exactly what Lampard did last year without Hazard. He earned the right to spend.
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@OtoobongAkpan14 If your yearly rent is more than your 2 months salary put together, you're living in the wrong apartment. Good morning
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@EmenaIo You forgot the hugs, 12000 hugs given
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@OloyeGates Guy i was on cubana chief priest live some time ago and he said "tell me what you can do with 1.5 million naira" Lol everyone dropping ideas like bomb, one aunty just said "I'll use it to pay for my ass enlargement" Lmao baba said let's give it to her, then he called her o 😭😭
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@caido_clark @MoFarooq9 @elahcmekaj @Adam5isAlive @pecknahm @PrettyBabiMaker @chillforme_ I can do many more things in NodeJs than CSS, does that make NodeJs more CODE than CSS ? Pls both are code. Period
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@AramideOyekunle This one doesn't know the difference between new and old yam
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@Naija_PR This is my greatest fear in this life, if it happens in the us or uk, you're kinda safe because of autopsy. But in 9ja haaaaaaaa you're finished o my guy
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@Wana____ Thiago "one man one chin gum" Alcantara 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@oyxndamolaa Me that smiles sheepishly everytime someone tells me I smell nice 😅
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@LK17th And a copy of your sworn affidavit
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@shinettw_ Nigeria isn't a real place, 3 days ago I was literally racing a policeman for over 10mins, but in my own country if I see the police I say a prayer and run away.
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@josephosademe @OgbeniDipo My CV has never had any of the above and I've had multiple job interviews
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@UniverseIce Man you cry about bezel and other useless things every 5 days
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@FakhuusHashim If Allah is God, let him fight for himself, how can you fight for God. Later they will ask us to pray for Kaduna.
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@NwaBabyOne Sowore needs to contact this and and run him like 10k transfer, this is probably the biggest campaign that Sowore has had since he became sug president
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@hvysterCRAYz @lex_looper @AbrilliantlyBad @floofy_hair @kASHMEE And at that moment. Someone's DM just got slid into 😉
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@hackSultan Same thing, this dude needed 2M from me, I told him I didn't have cash on me and if he could wait till month end I would raise him 500k, which he was to pay back the next month. He agreed and collected emergency 20k to pay back the next week, it's been 8 months now, 20k wasn't
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@Morbidful When an oldie sees Oscar coming towards their bed at night
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@Blue_Footy Started talking to other clubs as early as January but there's been no news of him speaking with anyone. He can be frustrating atimes no doubt, but that man has a heart for this club. An extension won't be the worst thing in the world, seeing that CHO can't stay fit
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@TrollFootball @paddypower Inject this into my viens 💉💉💉
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@Blue_Footy We may sulk and be upset, but 1 thing is certain. Willian loves this club, more than 90% of the players we have now. He has never pushed for a move, even when we were in 17th place, when Barca came for him and we rejected it. Heck he's a free agent, he could have....
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@TacticalChels_ Learn to use proper tenses, I spent almost a minute trying to understand that you meant "Gvardiol just LIKED FABRIZIO'S tweet announcing Nkunku to Chelsea"
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@CFCLamps_ @CFCMod_ That's called cheating bro
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@Blue_Footy Plus we also found out the dude can play right back. That Lb, Lwb, Lcb and Rb Potentially add Rwb to it also 😅😅
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@frankedoho @Alex_Houseof308 Uncle Frank is this your final answer ?
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@hav3rs @hackSultan Can't enforce non compete when you sacked them without notice
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@NihinlolaOlowe @Truthfully83 @SparrowDesmond They are literally singing that they are voting for where the drew mama papa and pikin
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@Boss_iduze @badt_BOI_ You sir, are far ahead of our time. Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.
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@fonmand @ogbeni_opa Naija police go leave the car driver and arrest the camera man for obstructing justice.😧😫
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@josh_uglyasf The first 5-6 tweets perfectly describe me. God abeg oh 😭😭
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@Karigwe @harrizone98 When the church gathered under trees, your fathers laughed and called them church rats. Now the church is prosperous and building decent places of worship, you cry that they use the tithe and offering for building more churches and making existing ones comfortable instead of
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@Jack_ng01 @Holmes3_1 Imagine coming online to see your husband/father's dead pictures because you live in an unsafe country
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@bigbrutha_ See me code switching between Indian, Pakistani and Arab accents, just so I can communicate more effectively. I've also learned to speak very slowly, because as Nigerians we generally speak very fast, in terms of speed we are only behind the Brits and Aussies.
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@iCraze6 @__tunde Hazard had the best average rating in England, the most MOTM the highest goal contribution, yet he couldn't make TOTY and other people felt Sterling had a better individual season. Tragic
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@AFTVMedia Luiz shouldn't be on the pitch too
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@blaises14 @loobangs @80FiveIsDead @PMBreakingNews Can't be a ring if your circle ain't complete uno
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@AnthonyAzekwoh @DavidHundeyin Like $100k abi it's $70 you want to send him in the name of ₦100k, as as how?
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@illBlissGoretti It's the consistent "old hag" for me 😭😭
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@bigbrutha_ As what? 😂😂 Na who no understand English dey answer this question 😭😭
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@DuchessT_ your smile stresses my heart, but it's good exercise. I know you're not a goalkeeper but you've finally caught my attention. How's your day been my dear ? ☺️
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@asemota February next year is break or burst for many people. So many Japa plans are hinged on the outcome of that election. If it swings the way of the children of perdition, there would be an even more massive exodus of people from all age groups.
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@nkem_nwach @willieuch @innthomas00158 @HonorRichie @TwittyTings @segalink Uncle You're a regular cheerleader, with your 163 followers 🙄
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@Girl_isBlessed Very beautiful to read the replies and quotes. Good to know that God still has people in this lost generation 😌
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@EBL2017 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep getting the hopes of these lots up. We will be there when the season ends 😀
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@HansonSparkz @baba_Omoloro Hehe, I don't like beers. Too bitter. I love my hollandia chilled though, mortuary standard 😏
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@Ifcmatt @FlipCFC Lol take you capital L in peace.
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@MKSDUBOW @Lexiyandra @RuoTracy You believe that Muhammad was a Prophet and its your belief. We believe that Jesus is the Son of God, its our belief. Allow it. If someone says that Muhammad wasn't a prophet but something else, you'll get angry and call it blasphemy.
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@Boboye_Ak @iwilsonnonny Mission 69: snatch the shawarma
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@OlBanky @CFCMod_ The didn't pick trio just for fun, thats actually Man Utd highest scoring trio that's why they were included.
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@olobzjr @Seyi_Eraser What's wrong with him having a Tate video in his media? Calling Tate a convicted sex trafficker is actually wrong because no court of law has convicted him. Even if he was, it doesn't invalidate every other thing he says or has said in the past.
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Yaay Balloons, Happy birthday to me 21 sure feels good 😁😁😁
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@its_shaokhan @OtoobongAkpan14 Get a 400k apartment, highest 500k. Anything more and you're living above your means.
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@dreampai1 Toothpaste in a bucket, scooped with spoons. Sounds like Coldstone Ice cream to me. Does the toothpaste come in a variety of colors?
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@koolbash4 @HQNigerianArmy @MrAbuSidiq @NTANewsNow @cyberagbero @BornoYoung Uncle they probably averted a slaughter, but this is all you can muster up.
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@jon_d_doe Stopped reading at "women are not designed to make money. They're designed to enjoy and spend it." A proper 🤡 statement.
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@SubDeliveryZone When I saw the heading somewhere else I was like, what's wrong with 2k for soup, girls of this generation sef eh. I just read the post now, babe you're a queen. 🙌
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@OlakunleFajorin @olayemi_123 Lol what talent? No one had his time since, EFCC was probably in his pockets. Dubai police tracked him for just 4 months and arrested the entire ring. He is not a hacker, just a common fraudster with access to good tools because he could afford it.
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@PeakSanti @CFCMod_ Lmao someone that couldn't even pass the Azpi test 🤣
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@Yaw_Paddle @TheElectricZero It just shows that we have a limited definition for beauty.
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@jongooner3105 @ahmedIdn Lol Chelsea had 2 Europa leagues b4 roman. We dont call ourselves the pride of london for wining community shield trays
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@nisrulz When a new Android RECOMMENDED pattern or tool comes out, i don't bother learning immediately because I expect it to be deprecated in 6 months or less 😬😬😬
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@frankugo_ They so fineeee 🥺
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@Teghte 😂😂😂 Lmao Atmospheric Pressure and Inshallah FC
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@PatrickFynn @mo_riyike Thank God 😂😂😂
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@ApollosMission Those your friends should go out and touch grass
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@MR_IDAHOSA Bro come and look into my life and tell me what you see 😬
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So often we hear people say "me I don't do church o, I believe God is everywhere, I can enter any church I feel like on Sunday and worship my God shikina" I just laugh and move on, but today I'd love to address this mindset biblically. Thread @kenifeanyii @CHIDERAHDAVID
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@lollypeezle When they turned my job description from Software Engineer, to product marketer. Because how can I build the software and you'll tell me to go an look for clients, then at the end of the month you'll now judge me on the number of clients I got. Was that what I signed up for?
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@BobiArse @Tunnykvng He's been doing it all his career lol
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@EBL2017 Lmao I will personally be here when he has 2 ga between now and January 1st, then goes on to have 5ga between February and March 😹😹😹 Then ghosts the rest of the season and ends up with 5goals and 3 assists 😹😹😹
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@unicodeveloper I just completed an Android app for my firm (A law Reporting app) App got so much reviews for the unique design and features. Last week we were at a meeting and my boss tells me that someone called him from London and told him the app was awesome and up to intl industry standards
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@jayythedope Anything wey you dey do, no drag the possibility of God enter am. Brazilian Presidential candidate Neves in 1984 said that if he won the Primaries, not even God could stop him from being President. He won primaries Won Election Died the night before swearing in.
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@AverageJoeWo They should bring back shipment, these maps are so large makes me feel like I'm playing resurgence, you look for an enemy for 3mins only to get shot in the back by a camper.
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@evazhengll Ciroma adekunle chukwuma Present ma 🤦🤦
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@77_Hzk @kesse_onojedje E pain am 😂😂😂
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