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Penalty to Liverpool

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8 years

@Independent they've done what?

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7 months

Penalty. Not a penalty.

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4 years

The Cilla Black statue in Mathew Street needs to come down next.

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2 years

@ShaykhSulaiman Stop the clocks everyone, the very worst take ever has been made, right here.

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9 years

@TheCut Imagine having no friends as a consequence.

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@james__avfc Whoah! Steady on Andy.

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@SkyNews Luckily there was a camera crew in the area to capture the act of charity. Phew!

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8 years

@Tswana_Guy3 "what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

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2 years

@standardnews As in 'Evri parcel is late or goes missing'?

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5 years

@SkySportsNews That’s not how bullets work. They have to be delivered much faster.

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4 years

@Everton Pickford the only one not to catch it.

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@PeterFearns

7 years

Leicester sacking a title winning manager should worry Jurgen Klopp whose Liverpool side won the league back in October.

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2 years

@Albyefc83 Standing about for 6.5 hours before the penny dropped is remarkable.

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3 years

@ianbrown

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2 years

“Elsie is it? Why aren’t you at home freezing to death like we planned?”

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7 years

Oi Man United! We expected to get Rooney back in the state it was lent to you. We didn't expect this mess. #efc .

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3 years

@SalaHolic_11 Why are you all dead weird?

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5 years

Those flags on cars are ideal aren't they? Ideal for identifying which cars you will and will not let out at junctions etc.

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3 months

8 point deduction. 3 games to spare. Unable to spend. That’s incredible. #EFC

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1 year

@BBCLookNorth All? Great.

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3 months

No matter what drama plays out at the top and bottom of the Premier League on Sunday, it will all be overshadowed by the maudlin bastards at Look At Us FC and their weird need to be centre of attention. A cringe-fest the likes of which we've not witnessed since the last time.

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1 year

@SkySportsPL The Daily Mail; “Go and get the point’s deduction story.”

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3 years

@NadineDorries @hmtreasury @DCMS We don't want it, we don't need it, and for the record, we got the Liverpool waterfront 'going' ourselves and our real friends in The EU.

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2 years

@ALANMYERSMEDIA It's easy supporting a successful club, from the comfort of never going to an actual match in most cases. Reflected glory is fine, just don't give people who live and breath their clubs ups and downs grief for it.

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4 years

Are you a Conservative voting resident of the North of England, currently being directly impacted by their gross negligence and contempt for you for the first time ever? Hurts doesn’t it, to be screwed over? Even more so as you asked for it.

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2 years

John Fashanu doesn't believe England should have worn the Rainbow Armband in Qatar. A man famous for ostracising his brother for being gay. Get him off the TV @GMB .

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5 years

@spafc @seddonnews @EwanMacKenna It's a milkshake. Not a knife, gun or bomb. I'm all for people showing liars on the right what they think of them.

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1 year

@FBAwayDays Fulham. They were both lovely.

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@roryfitz15 @NeilA1878 You should get jail time if you buy it legally.

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2 years

@mumtuum Does she know Ed Sheeran by any chance? I could pay for her travel.

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8 years

@David_Cameron @MattChorley you did one last sweep of No.10 to make sure you hadn't left any kids, right?

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5 years

@EveningStandard What else should kids be doing? Grouse beating, big game hunting? Polo? Come on Ginge, tell us your plan.

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6 years

@DarylStephen4 There’s nothing else for it, we are going to have to bring Big Sam in.

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3 years

@SkyNewsBreak The comments.

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2 years

@reid6peter @LordAshcroft The message from Conservative Central Office is loud and clear, blame an imaginary Labour Government.

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3 years

“I once saw Liverpool win at Anfield”.

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1 year

@Kevin_Maguire This country is just one big money making racket for the already rich. Charging pubs this much is a joke. An unfunny joke.

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1 year

@SamueILFC Sure.

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4 years

For those of you self isolating, the correct order to watch the Star Wars films: 1) Grow up mate.

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4 years

@henrywinter He’s awful. Long before ‘bantz’ he tried his own strain of ‘funny’. It never was. A bitter old man.

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2 years

@bbcquestiontime It’s not free. We pay for it with our taxes. It’s been pilfered by consecutive Tory governments. What a disgraceful question.

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4 years

@Tweet_Dec Yes you can have two biscuits.

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2 years

If you could throw people in jail for 30 days for bothering you, which ‘crimes’ would constitute the custodial sentence? I’ll go first: Driving in the middle lane of a near empty motorway;

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1) Not all refugees are out noncing kids 2) Not everyone from Kirkby was out as a lynch mob 3) Vigilantes don’t help 4) Extreme language from either side doesn’t help 5) Remember who stokes the divisions 6) Government policy dehumanising refugees sets the tone Wobble your heads

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5 years

@andrew_lilico Yessssss!!!!!!!

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3 years

@JEUninformed @LBC @mrjamesob I expect you also know where it is going having had a route nicely planned out ahead of time?

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4 years

I think it’s quite clear that all Evertonians need to rally round and support @JPickford1 at this time. He must be going through a lot mentally and let’s hope he’s getting the support he needs from @Everton .

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@ESPNUK Fulham would have won the league if points were awarded to teams who used to have a Michael Jackson statue at their stadium.

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3 years

@primevideosport Narrator: He sprained his voice and made no more appearances that season.

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4 years

Is Helen Whatley MP on Twitter? If not could someone get in touch with her to let her know she can watch her career ending on ITV+1 shortly. #helenwhatley

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6 years

@LBC Out of pure bloody mindedness, the refusal to admit they were wrong and lose some face, they’re happy for this to happen? Right. We know who the real enemies of the people are.

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3 years

Scottish keeper. My cat

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2 years

Twat. #ImACeleb

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5 years

@thehill I wish he was aborted.

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7 years

@VirginTrains @Nigoleee You mean you are woefully understaffed? Rest days are there for a reason.

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11 months

@ITVNewsPolitics The sense of entitlement is incredible.

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5 years

@Telegraph What fuckery is this?

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@foundry_man49 @markrhysdavies I know 35 year olds who are exactly the same.

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@LondonEconomic He’s said that out loud, on the telly.

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2 years

This means more. In whatever part of Walton he’s from.

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@Jesanchez3 The 90’s called and asked for their TV stand back.

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Ross Barkley hasn't travelled because he reckons the lads are 'making Tanzania up'. Reckons it's a place in a Disney film. #efc

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2 years

@gav1nrym3r @BeardedGenius

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1 year

@OliLondonTV Why are you tweeting it when anybody could be seeing it. Including kids?

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2 years

@ROUNDTH3BEND Racism is worse than Jealousy, unless you're a myopic Kopite who just love to close ranks, regardless. This goes out to all you 'too thick to know you're wrong because of football tribalism' bell ends.

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3 years

"Bad Times make hard men. Hard men make good times. Good times make soft men. Soft men make bad times. We are in bad times. We need MEN."

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2 years

@PippaCrerar Removing the right to withdraw labour is disgusting.

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6 years

@SkySportsNews @AVFCOfficial That's Joet Le Bartton mate.

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3 years

Under strength Everton lose to Champions City and Blues lose their minds. It was ever thus. #efc

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1 year

@sidlowe “The right portion of beers please”

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3 years

@googlyeyecat @steamedhamms @stabiloFFC Blimey. Just a couple of lads ripping the piss out of each other. Magic.

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4 years

@JulieHob1878 @_PaulHayward They’ve invented scouting now.

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7 years

When you wake up early hoping to have @bbctms for company all morning then see that it’s all over way too soon....that.

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4 years

@CNN The Ego Has Landed.

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1 year

@Alantheturner I have an Excel spreadsheet with rows and rows of ‘bands and artists’ I simply cannot abide. Ed Sheeran has his own Tab.

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7 years

@ABC Really? Is he a Doctor like Dr Dre or Dr Pepper are doctors?

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2 years

@Independent Thing is, he must have had to put it in once, then taken it out and put it in the right way a second time.

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2 years

@BBCBreaking He should get 9 years for Galway Girl.

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6 years

@karenwatson53 Le Gammon.

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3 years

@BeardedGenius

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6 years

@RudyGiuliani “Know you make me want to SHOUT!”

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4 years

Eldest absolutely delighted at the thought of being forced to watch @Everton later.

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1 year

@_JIMBO55 So close Jim Bonumbers. So close.

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3 years

@UberFacts

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1 year

I mean, come on.

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4 years

Gill had her appendix removed in an operation overnight. Thanks to everyone at The Royal for their effort yesterday. #nhs

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1 year

@FourFourTwo

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2 years

“Work more hours or get a better job!”

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1 year

@Da1nOnlyCMart Me in my fifties going for round 3 in one day.

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3 years

@richardmarx Correct.

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1 year

Oh Mandy. #EFC

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1 year

@Haggis_UK You instantly lose your own credibility the moment you claim Johnson has any credibility. It’s that simple.

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2 years

Jeremy Clarkson and Kelvin Mackenzie will be enjoying another belt busting Christmas, but not Terry Hall. Life is unfair on a billion different levels.

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4 years

@thetimes This is a scandal that again will result in absolutely nothing being done about it.

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6 years

@Olola25 @Azcargo1962 @TonyBarrett What if Ramos had a knife? Nobody even mentions that.

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2 years

@AaronBastani They’re all Boris Johnson’s kids.

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6 years

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. LAWRO HAS PUT BIG RED DOWN AS A DRAW THIS WEEKEND. A DRAW. I REPEAT A DRAW. *faints*

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I find myself using the camera on my phone predominantly to take a picture of the back of packaging so I can zoom in and read the fucking instructions.

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@KTHopkins Your descent into madness is a thing of beauty. It’s a joy to watch.

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