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HBCU Alum| Regina Hall's Haitian Husband|

Immokalee, FL
Joined April 2011
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
When I get married my favorite line is going to be, Let me check with the WIFE first...
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6 years
Ladies get your gun license in 2019
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4 years
Grindmode "I’m So High" is highkey the greatest Florida song ever created..
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6 years
If my tax refund don’t come they gone need a wall around that White House.
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4 years
Parents please teach your children that answering "WHAT" to an adult is rude..
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1 year
@rj2studios Just bring her some huggies and formula milk. Thank me later ✊🏿
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3 years
@ericlavelle_ This generation has sex like there on a 30 minute lunchbreak. Everything is rushed from start to finish....
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3 years
@sxintsrevenge Her social status is too high for her to be moving corny like this...
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1 year
@samanthaisrheel Please elaborate before I pull up to her photoshoot with a blicky 🙆🏿‍♂️😫
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2 years
@3piececrispy I wanna try this with a Haitian women. Nothings more smoothing then hearing that"woosh cherie pa fam sa" & "ummmway mwen pakab anko"
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4 years
I’m at age now where I can tell it ain’t gone work just by the conversation...
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4 years
@van_peeblez Tbh Jada Pinkett I know your box will have me washing my car in the rain
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4 years
@itscmonsta No cap, its not that deep for this to even be a question
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
@call_me_lexxi If my scary ass raw dogs you, we're married. End of discussion
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Zoe Gatsby
2 years
Ngl that fake nurse scandal is way more serious then it seems online..
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
Heal so you don’t view a disagreement as an attack...
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Zoe Gatsby
3 years
(Transparency) even on bad terms, (Accountability) when at fault, and (Reciprocation) throughout the relationships.
@creshones
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3 years
What’s a MUST HAVE in a relationship?
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3 years
Jamie Foxx is probably the most talented entertainer of my time. He don’t get enough credit cause there's not much he can’t do...
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6 years
Every day I understand “I’m getting too old for this” on a deeper level
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3 years
@nenedabraat I moan like a lawnmower
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Zoe Gatsby
3 years
Man I just left the bar drunk af, called a taxi and my pops pulled up. 🤦🏿‍♂️😤
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8 months
We really went from house parties to section culture 🙆🏿‍♂️😭😫
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k’marie
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me when she finally put that pussy on me
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4 years
At a certain age things just aren’t misunderstandings or mistakes anymore. It’s your character & I’m not with it..
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4 years
@___inCANdescent Privacy in this era is golden
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Zoe Gatsby
3 years
@heistimi This dead ass be me... Never again. No personality at all internet. Number already deleted. Dispute charges in the morning.
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4 years
@ChampagneTex I just wanna be valued
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4 years
I disconnected her power when I worked with my utility job and drove past her spot and saw some candle lit in the living room.
@The1stGentleman
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What's the pettiest thing you did to your BF/GF after y'all broke up? Again, this Twitter so no judgement 😅
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3 years
@followthedoll Not me, I will travel with or without. I refuse to keep waiting on folks...
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4 years
TL asleep? I hate the talking stage, Her ex still smashing while I'm asking how was your day...
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4 years
@Snow_Blacck She didn't age at all
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
@Flashyasf As calm as I am, please don't let me light yo ass up cause It's on and poppin from there
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9 months
@JadoreSiwoh @Grimndproper Look at gawd ✊🏿
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
TL sleep? You swear you and that girl vibin whole time she just waiting on her boyfriend to apologize
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
@amarri__ @1similac I only do this after she takes me out to eat and covers the tab 🤤
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4 years
Had I loved me better, I wouldn't have been in most of the situations I've been in..
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4 years
For the next 24hrs I'm following moun 🇭🇹 selman
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Zoe Gatsby
5 years
Haitians will have you drinking Kremas and Barbancourt by age 6. Let them catch you drinking Hennessy over the age of 21 and now you’re an alcoholic 🙄
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3 years
@Epithymia__ I'd risk it all for Ms.Badu
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
Fellas I promise you put your hands under her thighs. Thank me later
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3 years
Dont wait until you're upset at me to voice something you've been wanted to say....
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
You can’t expect what you don’t communicate.
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
Father God, what is your office hours cause I dont see it in your syllabus
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#BlackLove and that’s the tweet 🤎
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
Why she dressed like them Haitian taxi driver
@mayafornow
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4 years
Gabbbbbbbb 😍😍🤤
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4 years
@trey_forde No homo, I might wink that man when we meet again
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5 months
I couldn't whistle in my Caribbean household. IYKYK
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4 years
A flight back to Haiti is looking like the move right now.
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Zoe Gatsby
2 years
@Yeaaa_Moe The a/c units must have red bull in it or something
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3 years
@jusscallmi_kiki Now yall get a glimpse of the shenanigans men go through...
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4 years
Those carts at Target be rolling so smooth you don't even realize you spending money..
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4 years
@_LatrellFloyd Man God took his time with her
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3 years
@thebaddiebrii I put $20 in my Honda and the gas tank sneezed "nigga please"
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4 years
State your intentions before you waste my time or your time.
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4 years
Some of yall so used to folks being indirect, that clear and direct communication is considered aggressive
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2 years
@mr_extRODinary She must be a Taurus or something
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4 years
I admire speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than I am, to be able to just sit back and listen to somebody educate you on things they’re passionate about..
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4 years
@NOLIMITLAF7ARE I cry every night
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4 years
@TonieM_ I hate that I forgot how this feels #Celibacy 🥺
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3 years
@kayziajanay Sounds good on the internet but in reality some of yall not like this
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3 years
TL sleep? These days a lot of people are in therapy to learn how to deal with people who won’t go at all...
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Zoe Gatsby
2 years
@igobyche Mood cause these are my memories not yall
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
We pick our friends, but real situations sort them out..
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
Its the ghosting for three to five business days and coming back and expecting me not to ask u where you been for me, learn to COMMUNICATE
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
@_KojoToronto It took me years and a good therapy session for me to get past my Haitian moms comments. Thank God for growth
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
I’m leaving America a negative review on Yelp. Its very ghetto, very money driven, and dirty.
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3 years
Everything you learned late in life, teach your children early.
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8 years
I'll literally give u my last and won't tell you it's my last.
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Zoe Gatsby
4 years
@HoopeFiasco Soon as I heard Michelle say "So pure your love shines throughhhhhhh" I melted 😖
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4 years
Chile its Haitian in general, I was dating a Haitian women that had me dropped her off to an "all inclusive cruise with the family", she broke up 30 mins afterwards. I went on Facebook to see the cruise was her honeymoon.
@rarestofall_
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i was dating a haitian man who got married out of no where after we stopped talking for a week . y’all can’t tell me nothing about haitian men .
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4 years
Please normalize tellin the whole story & not just the part that you want to get sympathy for
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4 years
Being a nonchalant person really makes you notice a lot of weird activity in people. I always catch myself asking, what was the point of that ?!?!
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