Paul Grimshaw @PaulGrimshaw15 Twitter profile

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Paul Grimshaw

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1 year

Rudeness, you say??

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1 year

I came off air shaking at his rudeness. Quite astonishing. Let’s have a political debate but this was outright bullying, intimidation and frankly thinly veiled misogyny. I would feel quite ashamed of myself if I acted like that on air. It was not a good look

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Glen Owen, author of the sexist drivel about Angela Rayner ‘distracting’ Johnson appears to have a cats arsehole for a chin.

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She was and I am.

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5 months

Rickets and shitting in the back yard?

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@thecarolemalone Receipts, Caz. There are ALWAYS receipts…

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3 years

‘OK, here’s an idea… it’s a bit out there…. But hear me out… what if we design the lectern so it looks exactly like Rees Mogg is wearing a pair of large women’s M and S panties?? Yeah???’

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@davidkurten Tbh, if wearing a thin strip of material across your mouth for an hour or so ‘affects your mental health’, I’m not sure you’re suitable material for the stressful and demanding role of mayor.

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2 years

Do me a fucking favour….

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8 months

And if you happen to be away on business/ caring for a sick person/ on a prebooked holiday? You get disenfranchised? God, you’ve come up with some fatuous shite over the years but this takes the entire packet of Hobnobs.

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@LozzaFox @grind

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1 year

Oh I say. A forehand right into the corner by @SueParb

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7 months

Is anyone ever welcome in Stoke?

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Paul Grimshaw

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8 months

This clot was removed from a perfectly normal unvaccinated young GB News intern. Why isn’t the MSM all over this???

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8 months

Pretty cool thanks. All she has to do is be more competent than Raab, Coffey (and I’ll freely admit I had to look this up) Dowden. It’s not a high bar.

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8 months

Ladies and gentlemen…. I shit you not!!this woman could be the New Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. I’m getting scared now!! How you feeling about it?

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Hi @LeeAndersonMP_ I’ve booked you a ticket and invite you to go along to see if you are refused entry. I’ll forward you the e-ticket upon your acceptance of the offer. If you choose to wimp out I’ll ask the theatre to resell and donate to @simonharris_mbd Flying Farage.

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This needs calling out 👇 Over to you London Mayor, local Labour MP & Labour Assembly members. It's in your back yard.

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2 years

@NixJPayne @KEdge23 Eaten raw? How do you cook it, pet? Leave it out in the fucking sun?

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6 months

Whatever I may have said to this abject mingeflap, I wish it had been a thousand times worse…

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2 years

@sean_baillie @metpoliceuk Sooner praying than thuggishly chanting and handing round pints…..

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2 years

How it started v how it’s going…

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2 years

@matthewlesh @RMTunion You see, unless you are a worker who is failing to show solidarity with the strike, then there’s no issue about you crossing a picket line. You really don’t understand how this works, do you? So here’s Jeeves with a brief word for you…

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7 months

Three political parties in 6 years. You certainly can’t fault Lee Anderson’s loyalty.

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2 years

@Evie_tweeting I can recommend this. It’s brilliant. I may be biased.

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@mafevema @chrisgreybrexit I was a senior auditor employed via Defra to audit EU fisheries grants. The grant funding ended on 1/1/20 and by end 2020 all functional audit was complete. I retired rather than contribute to post-Brexit government audit as I knew I’d be pressured to whitewash any problems.

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@_HenryBolton Do you prefer something more English? Here’s my manservant with a message especially for you….

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9 months

@shmergel @RefusenikCorrie They aren’t demanding one. Merely saying that if they wish to take the responsibility that will be required.

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2 years

@sophielouisecc Was Germany invading Poland in 1936 ‘someone else’s war’? Asking for a lot of dead allied troops…

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2 years

@kelvmackenzie So. Your Mum is lying on the bathroom floor with a broken hip. A 999 call is made. Who answers? Nobody. Because the government has overmortgaged the goodwill of NHS workers to depress their pay. Unbelievable and beyond shocking.

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@tomhunt1988 He’s in tune with the majority of Christians as that’s his actual fucking job. To most Tories claiming to be Christian, verily I say unto thee, heed ye the words of Titus 1:16. For that is thou, that is.

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@piersmorgan And a tedious, borderline obsessive one at that….

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@pritipatel One of the major results of the allies victory in WW2 was the 1951 Geneva Convention on Refugees. The soldiers literally fought for something you are about to tear up.

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8 months

The dildo of consequence has arrived, again in the form of a cactus.

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2 years

@GuidoFawkes £230? They saw you coming. A bit like the police as you swerved along the road….

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9 months

Mercer is having an extremely public meltdown. Perhaps Felicity should administer rohypnol.

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9 months

@carolvorders @FredThomasUK No he’s not. You are both deliberately misleading people. For clicks. Because that makes your shit lonely life feel better. No-one normal really cares about your view. They think you’re mad. I’m changing veterans lives. What I came into politics to do. Keep going. 🤮🤮🤮

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3 years

How does 250lbs of Tesco Value Margarine squeezed into a cheap suit get away with calling out Ian Blackford for carrying a few extra pounds?

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2 years

@THEJamesWhale Hi James. You seem to have just discovered the word ‘disgusting’ and are using it with monotonous regularity. Just a heads up, every time you call someone or something else ‘disgusting’ I will be posting this example of something genuinely disgusting…

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3 years

@IsabelOakeshott ‘Inappropriate’ and ‘unwarranted’ sounds like the sort of thing the police may wish to dissuade.

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@Alex_Harvey_60 @PaulBrandITV It’s why I quit as a Civil Service senior auditor in October 2020. One day I’ll stick the full text of my resignation letter up on Twitter.

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@tomhunt1988 Have you thought (or did you consider when voting for voter id) that other people might be dispraxic and not be in a position to arrange an emergency proxy vote??

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2 years

@spectator

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1 year

A story in three screenshots.

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Paul Grimshaw

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8 months

Oh shame. Meanwhile….

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2 years

@sophielouisecc The rules were different. Johnson inserted an exemption for meetings at work and particularly campaign meetings in order to improve Tory chances of winning in Hartlepool. This very exemption was the one that absolves Starmer of wrongdoing. Beautiful, no?

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@NadineDorries @benjamincohen Translation: ‘I hadn’t a fucking clue what I was on about and tried to blag it.’

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@HerbsandDirt @CommunityNotes No they don’t. And I only need say it once.

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4 years

@mrjamesob I’d have a bit more sympathy for them had they not spent 5 years indulging in ‘hysterical banter’ about how the EU official signing off their grant assisted project would be losing his job once ‘we get our Brexit’. I know. For I was that EU official.

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@shmergel @RefusenikCorrie Only if the child wishes to take on the responsibility. Even then the parent would have control as they could refuse to take on a phone contract for the kid.

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Sigh… it’s upside fucking down.

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5 months

Pornbots getting desperate today…

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3 years

@milkbarkorova @kevinhollinrake And she had the help of her loaded aristocratic family to buy it.

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2 years

Braverman described comparisons with 1930s Germany as ‘lazy and unhelpful’ which I guess is an apt description of Dorries.

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9 months

@SalomonSoup This tweet is getting massive wholly justified criticism due to the poster’s previous utter dearth of sympathy for others. Including telling people that if they can’t afford kids, they shouldn’t have them. In this instance, the dildo of consequence has arrived as a cactus.

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@YesterdaysBrit1 That street in Leominster is frankly no different today, you insidious little racist.

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3 years

@archer_rs My close friend and colleague Sebastian Wiesel was supposed to cover this for The Rochdale Herald. Had tickets and everything. Alas he got a priority assignment to cover the rain-affected cricket match between Littleborough and Saddleworth ( Saddleworth 42-2 match abandoned)

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2 years

@fesshole Just sent this to the mobile number who rang me today claiming to be ‘bank security’…

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3 years

@IsabelOakeshott Real crimes like sexual assault you mean?

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@darrengrimes_ According to current figures she’s turned a 45 per cent majority into a predicted 3 per cent majority so I’m happy for her to continue that trajectory.

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@razorblue @_HenryBolton @asda Yeah, mate, they’ll really miss a weekly order of a loaf of sliced white, a carton of long life milk and seven microwave meals for one.

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@KEdge23 There’s genuinely no option here. but to quote the words of the immortal bard, Chris Martin..

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@LordJamesEden @RefusenikCorrie It’s not illegal. It derives directly from the legal case of Victoria Gillick.

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@Nigel_Farage The year is 2160 and the ossified face of Nigel Farage makes its customary prediction that the far right will win in France ‘next time’.

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@NadineDorries You know it’s no defence in defamation law that you were simply retweeting or sharing something defamatory from another source?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ And it’s a basic requirement to be smart enough to figure that a taunt that you’d deliver 48k posters in Ashfield might result in 48k posters being delivered to you. In Ashfield.

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@sophielouisecc A University issuing a document that fails to capitalise a student’s name??

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@seavixen893 * checks Stephen Fry’s oeuvre for ‘joking’ references to serial killers and throwing shit at naked women……

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@GBNEWS Steroid inflated kick boxer taunts a small girl. There’s a word for that, I think.

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@darrengrimes_ @RNLI You mean they are trying to cross in wanky craft?

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3 years

@LeslieH24367191 Unpleasant heavily stained sofas?

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2 years

@SalfordMe2023 I’d reply ‘Don’t send sexist PM’s. You’re so much more sackable when you do,’

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This aged about as well as a piece of 3 year old fish.

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@Mike_Fabricant You literally stood up in the commons and said you had a friend who lost someone to Covid. I realise you were mortifyingly pissed, but surely you remember doing that??

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@EstherMcVey1 Hi Esther! Former civil service senior internal auditor here. If a civil servant has any substantive concern that they (or colleagues) could be left open to personal culpability for any action they are asked to perform it is their absolute duty to escalate it as far as necessary.

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@KirstieMAllsopp @LmdeeleyLorna Or ‘Brexit’ as ‘this situation’ is more widely referred to.

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@tomhfh @lucindaborrell Only when it’s been hijacked by a braindead belle end.

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Mate, I’m 65 and partially disabled. Stop being a cunt, eh?

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@KEdge23 Here’s an unmasked Johnson pulling pints on the. Exact. Same. Day.

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@WayneOrourke88 A Muslim at a football game. You’re welcome.

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You scumbag, you maggot Etc.

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@LozzaFox Maaate…

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@toryboypierce Hi. Civil Service auditor here!! 1) Rees-Mogg is in no position to sack anyone who isn’t employed directly by him. 2) Home working requests must be considered, and the onus is on the employer to provide reasons why it cannot be facilitated. 3) Most CS offices rely on hot dealing

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@RishiSunak So open legal routes for asylum seekers from France. Issue resolved in an instant.

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@bjames280961 @DanielaNadj

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@Depheruk @Sapper1801 I just debunked a self righteous 84 year old prig of a woman whose views are the reason this fine old chap is driven to such concern.

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@Edwina_Currie Breathtakingly awful. This is deserved more than any time in the past.

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@JoePorterUK A brief check of your timeline, Joey, shows that people are not employing anti Christian abuse. What they are doing (which has no doubt triggered this victim-card tantrum) is using Christian scripture to roundly skewer your shocking hypocrisy.

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@1989Dayle @sophielouisecc As a veteran of the Sheffield Tree Campaign I can assure that nothing that doesn’t cause disruption works.

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@AnthonyAinsdale Ah yeah, date rape. Always hilarious.

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@BBCPolitics @bbclaurak Because ‘having alopecia’ and ‘being up to your eyes in Russian money’ are conditions deserving equal sympathy.

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@Marged_SFach @Haggis_UK Not scared to put her on mute either.

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@sophielouisecc Why are parsnips underground when fish have bones but a trifle has neither?

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@icod I’ve just seen Jack Monroe’s recipe for roasted troll. It’s just underneath this Tweet.

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@danielmgmoylan You do realise that the referendum breached at least two of the principle requirements for a democratic referendum as specified under the Venice Commission for Democracy ( that we signed)? No? I’m really not fucking surprised.

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@BrandonLewis ‘Legal’ in the Tory sense of being ‘completely fucking illegal’.

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1 year

@Cockneycabbie_ Tickets for the FA cup final have a median price of £150 to sit on a plastic chair with no legroom for two hours. A pint is £6.15 and it’s Budweiser. You can’t take your own booze. Is that now just for the ‘woke brigade’?

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@CharlieM_OBE What bit of the following do you not understand? 1) He didn’t take the government to court. Two individuals did 2) Barristers don’t choose their cases. The case was assigned to him under the ‘cab rank system’. 3) Having got the case, do you think he should have deliberately lost?

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@Forthemanynott5 @erica32c Common assault, fairly obviously. A Sheffield councillor is under investigation for doing exactly this.

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