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"In this great future you can't forget your past." 🇬🇧 ☕️ "One must always consider and respect the Zeitgeist of every story."

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If feckless Royal Duke #Harry has zero shame to swan up on that @ESPYS stage with the blessing of @espn - thereby blatantly defying Pat Tillman's mother Mary - EVERYTHING he EVER says about his mum Diana from then on will be tainted with irreparable disgust. #TurnYourBackOnHarry
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@RpsAgainstTrump "Guilty feet have got no rhythm?"
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When she returns ... she will slay. And it will be worth all the wait. @KensingtonRoyal 🥰
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Our Princess of Wales is nobody's property. No cancer stricken mother of three is obliged to any entity to make an appearance and satiate the rabid social media voyeurs. No amount of #Markle sycophants smearing the PoW into action will EVER work. @KensingtonRoyal @RoyalFamily
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@hrrysgreysuit Imagine the vibe in the ride with our Sophie! 🤭
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A most excellent 75th Birthday to our beloved King, His Royal Highness King Charles III. Many returns to joy your Majesty. And thank you. | @RoyalFamily
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Our beloved Prince and Princess of Wales have risen above all the fray of their dreaded, estranged brother and sister-in-law. No amount of notorious and predicted #lies and mudslinging tossed from Omid @scobie will change this. Ever. 💯 #BellEndGame
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@NoContextBrits This one. 🤭🇬🇧💜
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@armyARCP This man is a traitor. And he's using the US military to polish his tarnished and foolish façade. 🙄🪶👉🤡
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Hateful, ungrateful, #BELLENDGAME fools. 💯🔔🔚🤡
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Look what else features in the London National Portrait Gallery of our beloved Catherine, Princess of Wales @NPGLondon | @KensingtonRoyal | @RoyalFamily 🥰
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@BarkJack_ Sounds like musings of a petulant 12 year old instead of a man approaching 40. His rage reached a boiling point because Harry has ZERO outlet. He's dim, isolated, trapped in a nightmare relationship with a vampiric succubus. Envies Pa who's happy with the love of his life. ⛽️💡🤡
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@CalltoActivism An insurrectionist traitor.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Duh.
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@storiesbyjemay Reminder: Markle NEVER, EVER went on another solo outing with Her Late Majesty. 🙄👉💯🇺🇸🤡
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@BrookeShields @sxsw @katiecouric @nancywyuen @errinhaines Brooke, Brooke, Brooke How could you? Markle is the most horrid, hypocritical, gaslighting GRIFTER on the planet. She is the absolute epitome of the #Narcissist #Hideous #American . Your embracing of her is both #desperate and #puzzling . You WILL be #Markled as her sycophant 💩🤡
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@NoContextBrits Bet it was bliss during COVID.
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@hrrysgreysuit @F_ing_Grifters First thing he talks about is ...? He and his wife have been dining out on that forever as well. Poor Diana.
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@irenebritusa The very epitome of Persona Non Grata 🧐
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Attention to detail is deffo not her forte. Dropped their vial of #TootPowder in the ride over? #HertzDress | #MarkleMess
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@notcapnamerica Miss Perry is not wrong.
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@Marilyn_1953 Smells like a pity play to me. I doubt the veracity. This would have been a huge scoop for any media outlet.
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@Canellelabelle They look happy. It makes one happy. 🥰
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@storiesbyjemay Thank you. Absolutely. The Middleton's afforded our future King a stable, consistent, non-dysfunctional, safe place to grow with Kate. The family's value and loyal contribution they've discreetly brought to our Monarchy will not be matched. Thank you. Absolutely.
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@the_royal_rogue Oh, Jesus, for a moment there I thought she was talking about her Sussex Squad's harassing of The Princess of Wales. 🙄 My bad. It's just her Narcissist Projection again.
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@JoeNewberry Godspeed President Carter. Rosalynn lovingly awaits. Thank you both for a lifetime of true service.
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@PerezHilton It's deffo the latter @PerezHilton -- So many here in The Kingdom are either abjectly indifferent or weary of the #Harkles tedious and tiresome victim mentality and worldwide privacy tour. They are pathetic clowns.
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@hrrysgreysuit When will this over-squeezed lemon actually dry up?
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@TheWantonWench To add a further layer, it was King George V, our Late Majesty's grandfather, who dubbed her Lilibet as his wee granddaughter had trouble then pronouncing Elizabeth. He was charmed by this as was her entire family afterward. #Markle 's #Narc move is evil.
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@angelalevin1 Oh no, Angela. Does this mean Harry (gulp) LIED????
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@RNN_RoyalNews What's with all the trouser cuffs dragging on the floor? Is this a thing?
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@CalltoActivism Men with teeny-tiny penises often behave as such. I believe it's called "compensation" no? 🤏🥜💦
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@historyinmemes Yes. Which one is which?
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@joncoopertweets "Heaven truly knows that thou art false as Hell." -- William Shakespeare
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@hrrysgreysuit Leading the charge in an apparent strop as is often her off-camera wont. And the feckless, ballless former royal follows dutifully like the goodest boy he remains. 🤡s
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@manatee73 Absolutely. Tracy owns her full intellectual property as well and this satisfies equally. The performance brought tears and a lump. Amazing.
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@centerviewnews "She's repugnant." -- Morocco
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@TourreBakahai The one, true, and ONLY Lilibet: #HLMQE2
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@the_royal_rogue Yacht's New, Pussycat?
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@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley And then she's like (tug, tug) come ON husband -- whilst pointing where she'll lead-drag him next. #Yikes . #HasNoBalls
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@NoContextBrits A plethora of slightly chipped and permanently stained tea cups?
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The ONE, TRUE Lilibet.
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@irenebritusa Classic study in Narcissistic Projection. Everything Markle accuses others of doing is exactly what she does. Amusing, predictable, and pathetic. She truly is vile.
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@storiesbyjemay As if the Wales's will let this funny uncle anywhere near. Perhaps the walking, wounded, feckless, emasculation should consider the clout of his own (alleged) daughter. She has the title of a Princess too, eh? 👀🫚🤡
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@hrrysgreysuit The side-eye seen round the World. Ms. Sophie, Duchess of Edinburgh, poignantly reflects what we all felt on that dreadful day. Princess Charlotte bears witness to the epitome of grace of decorum. So glad TW will most likely never shadow our Kingdom again. Jolly good riddance.
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@NaomiSky_15 Thank heavens for The Middletons. William has certainly benefitted from Catherine's stable and loving parents since his early 20s.
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@angelalevin1 Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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@hrrysgreysuit Never grows old: #Markle attempting to snatch the old rectangular box from the bloke on the left and he's having none of it. Better still "the clappy-hands thingy" following him thwarting her.🤨
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Harry and Meghan. Look who's now our #Queen about to be #crowned as such. No amount of your personal, petty, pathetic #vendetta will ever change this. Oh and Haz? Have a warm, loving time at our #King 's #Coronation as it should be quite a #joyous #occasion here in The Capital.
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@MirrorRoyal She wasn't invited. And she never, ever, EVER will be. 🙄🕯️🤡
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@storiesbyjemay Let's not forget Markle's elephant in the room. 🤭
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@hrrysgreysuit Too right by Sixpence, my dear. Plant the story in US, UK media counters, the King and Prince are vilified as cold hearted for denying feckless Ginger the chance to make peace. Not transparent at all. 🙄
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@storiesbyjemay Pathetically premature and half baked. Like everything else Markle ever touches?
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@storiesbyjemay Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are Taurean as was Queen Elizabeth II.
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@RoccoHowat1 Classic Narcissist Moves Include: ✅The pity play ✅The blame-shift ✅The revision of history ✅The denial of any accountability ✅The belief she is special beyond all #OneTearLeftEyeGO | #FOMeghan AND #FOHarry
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@WYSIWYG_2018 Truly Markle's greatest, most hideous narcissitic reveal. Ultra poignant is her feckless husband sits there as witness whilst poorly attempting to hide his disgust. "Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament?" This illustrates her penetrative study in UK culture and history. 🙄🕯️🤡
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@LairdOfTheManor Ha. Perhaps Markle wanted to wear red? Instead she wears the colour of baby's first bowel movement. 🙄🕯️🤡
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@Tatlermagazine No she didn't. Slow day at the Office @Tatlermagazine ? Or are you just fulfilling your payola obligations? 🙄🕯️🤡
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@RUOKPage It would be interesting to hear the sound of a bell ding for each and every lie these two grifters have spewed since dot. Can you imagine? #FFS 👉💯🛎️🔚🤡
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@Freedom16356531 @RoyalFamily nd this one ... 🥰👑💜
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@KensingtonRoyal A most excellent Mothering Sunday to Her Royal Highness, Catherine The Princess of Wales. Thank you so much for sharing your joy with us today. 🥰
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@the_royal_rogue Yeah, totally Jesus. Like why the funk is Harry rubbing his hands together -- and when the bearded bloke tries to hand him the mic, Harry points to his horse-blanketed wife. THEN the bearded bloke gives the feckless former royal a wry smile and avoids eye-contact with #Markle .
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Omid @scobie has gone on record believing he was above the law by bold-face #LYING to the UK High Courts He and Markle are total fools to think they have one tiny shred of credibility. Go Iron your shoelaces, #RatWeasel . 🔔🔚 #BELLENDGAME
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@GBNEWS This image -- taken August 2022 weeks before our Late Majesty #QE2 passed -- was arranged, composed, and snapped by our Princess of Wales, adding extra poignancy. At the same time #Markle was unleashing her threatful venom for that atrocious interview in @TheCut . #ThisIsNoSnub
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@LairdOfTheManor "Dear world, alas I am unable to comply. As a narcissist and I must abuse until my very last breath. No Quarter."
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@CameronDLWalker @Tatlermagazine Meh. The PoW's photos are a billion times better.
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@SabirahLohn What working life? Lying, grifting and boring the bejesus out of us?
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@NoContextBrits Mary was a virgin.
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@richardaeden Bye Felicia.
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@francispagemed This is at the Platinum Jubilee. Do better. 🙄
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@Bjessie100Linda His "truth." Nobody else's.🙄Add into the mix that he and Markle have lost all credibility save for their cult-of-personality followers. Time for Harry to understand just how much was squandered. Tragic really.
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@_KerrDawg_ Wow the former and feckless prince is so: ALARMINGLY BALD!!! 🤭🙄🤡
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@MeghansMole I wouldn't pay a h'pney for that dross.
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@Jensiphone A classic fave of course.
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Harry is a f*cking #Traitor . He is NOT American. WTF is the United States allowing this jerk and his horrible #Narcissist #Warden the honor of representing the @us_navyseals .
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@hrrysgreysuit The part where Markle takes her dominate stance thus eclipsing her poodle doth bring a chortle forth. 😝
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@Canellelabelle Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, honey! 😉
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Princess Charlotte and her big brother Prince George
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@BarkJack_ She is also a narcissist and Brad has been subjected to parental alienation since 2016. Jolie has done her best to destroy those bonds with his kids as she burns down the clock until they are all over 18. It's absolutely disgusting.
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@storiesbyjemay She cannot act. She cannot sing. The operative word here in the headline is: May.
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Off to the Chippy to pick up our Tea. Is this too much?
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@ImMeme0 And you can prove this how? 🙄👉💯🇺🇸🐘🤡
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@GBNEWS #WAAAGH 🙄🪶👉🤡
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@according2_taz Yes. For a nano-split second there I felt a smidge of compassion for the feckless former prince. Poor sod. It did pass, however.
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@ATRightMovies The Power of The Dog
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@hrrysgreysuit Yikes. Those legs.
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@Ajvc1991 @TheEconomist And yet here you are commenting on it thus propagating the algorithm so more eyes see it. Thank you! And thanks to the @TheEconomist for having a laugh with the rest of the globe.
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@IAmSophiaNelson Good. You can shush now. Nobody cares. 25 Years in the grave.
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@centerviewnews Goodness me. In this image we see how ... Alarmingly Bald Harry has (un)grown. 🪶👉🤡
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@storiesbyjemay Didn't Markle insecurely show up out of fear and came out with "son" in tow because Chelsy Davey was rumoured to be in attendance?
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@hrrysgreysuit Getting a bit cozy-wozy with @serenawilliams 's hubby too. #Markle thinks "Quick! Where's the camera?"🙄🕯️👉🏼🤡
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@Freedom16356531 "We've let a venomous snake into our grasses, my petal. And we did it altruistically, against better judgement, and in the name of love, alas."
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@CalltoActivism My thoughts turn to J. Edgar Hoover the closeted gay man in power that persecuted and oppressed his own brotherhood to hide his queer shame and assure a straight façade was kept public.
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@hrrysgreysuit Nope. But, Harry's brother will most deffo be in attendance to honour his beloved father, our King, in pageantry and celebration.
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@MeghansTowel Obstreperous.
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