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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Snakes don't deserve the hate they get
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3 months
"He's right behind me, isn't he"
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6 months
Feed him radiation
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
These are animals, not bloodthirsty spawns of satan
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8 months
Bro is from the mesazoic era
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5 months
In my opinion, the new Spongebob movie is pretty good
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2 years
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2 years
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6 months
One's a plant, one's a lizard, one's an amphibian, and one's a mammal?
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7 months
"Waiter! More children please"
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4 months
I like how ugly some baby birds are
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Parasaurolophus
8 months
This is the worst "velociraptor" design i've ever seen
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
"I have to find a place to lay my eggs!"
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
Opinions on feathered sauropods?
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4 months
Neck armor, only the strongest jaws dare try to bite down
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Citipati
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
If megalodon wasn't extinct, it would be pretty obvious and not a mystery
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Parasaurolophus
9 months
The prologue for Jurassic World Dominion should have had scientifically accurate dinosaurs so it shows how the DNA filler altered their appearance
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Utahraptor vs Polar bear
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4 months
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5 months
Looney velociraptor
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
There isn't alot of paleoart of aggressive hadrosaurs
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
I made the tail longer
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
Is your tail long enough yet?
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
No
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
I love this trope of deinonychus
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Parasaurolophus
10 months
Mamenchisaurus has no cloaca, therefore cannot poop
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
@fuckedupfoods "Has anyone seen my son"
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Even his bags has bags
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
In JWFK, the holes in the sinoceratops frill was originally on a wounded one and not all of them, like Patchi
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Parasaurolophus
8 months
What's your favorite dinosaur?
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Parasaurolophus
2 years
@FungersTakingLs "Sure Technoblade died but check out these cool NFT's"
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
This artwork is still cool
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
Pachycephalosaurus in Jurassic World is 17.5 ft. Tall
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Tropeognathus
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
If you could go to any time period, where would you go?
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9 months
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
What were these supposed to be anyway?
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
I like birds that look like they don't have wings
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
You can have dinosaurs as pets
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
The Ant Bully (2006)
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
"Only in ohio- "SHUT!!!"
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
If you were a hungry allosaurus, would you eat the stegosaurus you killed? or risk it all for some camarasaurus as well?
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
@HumansNoContext The good ending
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Ruined by having a frill
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7 months
Triceratops, stegosaurus, and ankylosaurus were cut from 65
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5 months
Is your tail long enough yet?
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Imagine a dinosaur park but with realistic dinosaur statues
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
Oviraptor
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
What do you think would be next for human evolution
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
'New studies show that tyrannosaurus could actually run faster than expected'
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Dinosaurs can be inaccurate as long as they still look like dinosaurs
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Parasaurolophus
2 years
@RealFrogOn @OrwellNGoode Tea is seasoned water
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Literally skin and bones
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Parasaurolophus
11 months
It always annoyed me
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Parasaurolophus
2 years
You'll never know
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
How tall would protoceratops be in Jurassic Park?
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
The oviraptor from 65 is based off of geese, albino crocodiles, and other reptiles
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
This
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Luckly, i don't smoke
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Hatzegopteryx on Path of Titans
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1 year
@swaglenny Same proportions
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
I'm sorry, i just can't get over this
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Parasaurolophus
8 months
Another actor ruined by drugs
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
This WOULD have been an accurate pterosaur
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
Would you rather be safe and secured in a zoo, or struggle for survival out in the wild
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
Big boy
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1 year
Leaked photo of a herbivore from the 65 movie ...oh
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Parasaurolophus
11 months
Imagine being a dinosaur and not being able to chew
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
I stand
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
See! they can do accurate dromaeosaurids
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Parasaurolophus
2 years
@nocontxtsonic "I was not"
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Parasaurolophus
10 months
So about the kid i was babysitting...
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Where did they go?
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6 months
"My time has come"
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5 months
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Parasaurolophus
10 months
Einiosaurus was about the size of a person
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
The Fantastic 4
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7 months
Coelophysis
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9 months
Birds have a right to be scary
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Don't eat the Jurassic World logo!
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
My hands are high My feet are low And this is how i Pop See Ko
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
You can make 65 in JWE2
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Quilliam?!
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Nice lab... Nerds!
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5 months
Where are all the pterosaurs?
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
So what happened to him?
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7 months
What was her problem
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7 months
"Here birdy birdy birdy"
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Parasaurolophus
5 months
Ceratosaurus and pachycephalosaurus are around the same height
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Parasaurolophus
7 months
You'd think a pterosaur who's name means 'toothless wing' would be an obvious indicator to not give teeth to
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Just to clarify
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1 year
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1 year
I wonder what this Grimace shake tastes like
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Parasaurolophus
4 months
No thoughts
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4 months
Why even have a whip-like tail with a clubtail at the end if you aren't gonna use it?
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Parasaurolophus
1 year
Would you feed him?
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Ew
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Parasaurolophus
11 months
People act like herbivores survive only on plants
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1 year
If people call the JP velociraptor "deinonychus", why not call the brachiosaurus "giraffatitan"
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1 year
He offended the Hell Creek Formation
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Parasaurolophus
6 months
Sometimes it's best to chew your food
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