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Joined November 2019
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
6 months
How I see Canada as an American!
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2 years
@tragicbirdapp nah bro who is WE
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@TPostMillennial
The Post Millennial
2 months
FLASHBACK: Lightning strike obliterated George Floyd's mural in Ohio, striking his face
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@PYeetimus
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@MartijnTNL thatโ€™s cool and all, but make sure your slur license is up to date. Iโ€™d hate to see your local police department devoting the entirety of their resources to imprisoning you
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8 months
@shoe0nhead Andrew Tate genuinely sounds like the host of a talk show on GTA radio.
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6 months
@dennismacelroy find God you Canadian heathen
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6 months
stop fucking following me my posts are dogshit you will only be disappointed if youโ€™re Canadian, fuck you.
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Coronavirus has just tested positive for Donald Trump. COVID never stood a chance.
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
personally I think it went rather well
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@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
2 years
If you're lonely, your ex is lonely, text them Merry Christmas
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
he warned us and we mortal fools did not listen
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
I see the talking points went out a few minutes ago. I wonder if any of these intrepid journalists are in the Twitter files?
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@PYeetimus
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6 months
@umrqlhui @MartijnTNL boo! did I scare you? Iโ€™m a job application
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
I mean at least heโ€™s not making him the Secretary of Health and Human Services
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Now theyโ€™re stealing tweets from @ComfortablySmug
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
4 years
Today is going to be a crazy day.
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6 months
@l348LV And somehow the French one is the best province, which really goes to show the absolute state of Canada
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4 years
@elonmusk @MrNukemCocaine I canโ€™t quite tell what the fuck this means and I expect thatโ€™s the point
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4 years
Itโ€™s time for us all to admit that the Biden campaign is god damn elder abuse
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
4 years
After confusing where he is, Joe Biden claims, โ€œthat was a jokeโ€
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4 years
canโ€™t believe theyโ€™re sending another cop to confront this man
@axios
Axios
4 years
NEW: Kamala Harris is privately meeting with the family and legal team of Jacob Blake in Milwaukee, per a campaign official.
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
4 years
Counterpoint: do we even need journalists?
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
4 years
Opinion: Do we even need the Republican Party?
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4 years
The Biden campaign is literally god damn elder abuse
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@HeerJeet Counterpoint: youโ€™re brown.
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4 years
My brother, a staunch Democrat and someone who voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012, and for Hillary in 2016, has just informed me that heโ€™s voting for Trump. Weโ€™re gonna win.
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2 years
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@umrqlhui @MartijnTNL BLOW jobs from your MOTHER
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Jim Acosta finally snapped
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@ProfMSinha @Muhsoci0factors which of your 30 million cow shit โ€œgodsโ€ are you praying to here?
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@PYeetimus
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1 year
Shot: Chaser:
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4 years
@WomenPostingLs This man doesnโ€™t just live RENT-free in her head, she fucking pays for his utilities
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1 year
@Alt_RightBot @TealtheTetrapod wow that sounds based, I have to follow this account
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
The floor is Wisconsin Democrats:
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4 years
I am once again calling for the Supreme Court to be staffed with 9 clones of Justice Thomas
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@ProfMSinha โ€œCivil War historian hereโ€
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2 years
@Aella_Girl how about you take a shower instead
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@namelessaltacc @YorkshireReborn Iโ€™m ngl you sound a bit Indian
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becoming an antivaxxer to own Drumpf
@CNNSOTU
State of the Union
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BASH: "Letโ€™s just say thereโ€™s a vaccine that is approved and even distributed before the election. Would you get it?" HARRIS: "Well, I think thatโ€™s going to be an issue for all of us. I will say that I would not trust Donald Trump... I will not take his word for it." #CNNSOTU
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@Willow_Wickes thatโ€™s crazy dawg, but biology is gatekeeping you from being a woman lmaooooo
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4 years
@nytimes This aged spectacularly well.
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4 years
Itโ€™s crazy how Bidenโ€™s poll numbers and health began to deteriorate after the FBI raided Epsteinโ€™s temple island
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
They disabled the chat! Weโ€™ve singlehandedly set a new land speed record for bullying the DNC into silencing free speech!
@PYeetimus
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4 years
GET IN HERE! Itโ€™s time to troll the DNC again! Same thing as yesterday (no verification so put whatever you want). This is the Native American Caucus, which ELIZABETH WARREN IS A PART OF!!! GET IN THERE!
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Presidential Candidates as Family Guy characters:
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2 years
This is what George Floyd wouldโ€™ve wanted.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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4 years
wet ass p word
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@TheJollyChap โ€œUmmmm, thatโ€™s a heckin yikes, my dudeโ€
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@NotAQidiot @charliekirk11 if theyโ€™re proud of who they are then why do they try to change it so badly
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@hayasaka_aryan are you telling me all we needed to break apart intersectionality was a war in the Middle East
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@GhibliFan93 wow this Scott guy sounds fucking awesome
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@KerbyYeen @JadeAtrophis Good things (Christianity) are good and bad things (Satanism) are bad, actually.
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4 years
@ComfortablySmug The Senate must vote to confirm President Trumpโ€™s nominee. Only then will Merrick truly be at peace.
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1 year
@JackPosobiec Saw the movie tonight. Bawled like a baby, frankly. Powerful movie. Canโ€™t recommend seeing it enough.
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4 years
My uncle just died. Out of fucking nowhere. If you could keep his family in your prayers Iโ€™d appreciate it.
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@WomenPostingLs she needs a stud in more ways than one
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4 years
I had no idea the FCC allowed gruesome murder to be shown live on national television.
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
4 years
AMAZING video of @SenTedCruz calling out Dem Dark Money and completely destroying @SenWhitehouse
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4 years
The Biden campaign is god damn elder abuse.
@ComfortablySmug
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4 years
Biden going for the feel sorry for grandpa because he's dying vote
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2 years
I could use some prayers. My younger cousin got into a horrific car accident last night and isnโ€™t expected to make it. If you could spare a few moments on Christmas morning, Iโ€™d be grateful.
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4 years
For a brief, shining moment, the bluechecks were silent and we caught a glimpse of something truly great.
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Please keep @brhodes in your prayers during this difficult time
@joshdcaplan
Josh Caplan
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REUTERS: Iran Foreign Minister says Tehran ready to exchange all prisoners with US
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@tiktok_us Free Hong Kong
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Iโ€™ve said it before, and Iโ€™ll say it again: Bidenโ€™s campaign is god damn elder abuse.
@M_McAdams
Michael McAdams
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. @JoeBiden has no clue where he is...bizarre opening: โ€œLook Iโ€™m Joe Bidenโ€™s husband and I work for Cedric Richmond.โ€
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@toronchokefan @MartijnTNL Maybe, but I donโ€™t intend to take that from someone in EUROPE
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4 years
Apparently Joe Biden took money from China while he was VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!! So help me God, we can never again allow this man to hold the reins of power. A bought and paid-for CCP stooge was a heartbeat away from the presidency. God help us.
@FoxNews
Fox News
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One person on an email thread allegedly involving Hunter Biden corroborates the veracity of the messages, which appear to outline a deal involving Joe Biden and a Chinese energy firm
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@EudaimoniaEsq NOOOOO WHERE ARE MY HECKIN MORALLY GREY ANTAGONISTS??? YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE A DETAILED ACCOUNT OF GONDORโ€™S SEWER SYSTEM AND TAX BRACKETS NOOOOO
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
The Democratic Socialist is being publicly owned.
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
4 years
Ok so Bernie is going to be the target tonight
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If I were British I would lose all will to live
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Joe Biden is patient zero in this country and no one realizes it the man is a god damn coronavirus bioweapon
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Comfortably Smug
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Biden just looks terrible. Jfc he's just angry and dying. Put this man in a hospital.
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Biden/Harris 2020: Cop a Feel
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BREAKING: two suspects have been identified in the Bubba Wallace case.
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@conureCC we all agree that you will never be a woman lmao
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losing my literal mind
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@smittywithamic โ€œerm, thatโ€™s a heckin yikes from meโ€ shut the fuck up retard
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4 years
literally shaking rn
@IndustriesBonk
BonkIndustries
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Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit
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4 years
Gianforte really bodyslammed his opponent here. Absolute domination.
@AP_Politics
AP Politics
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BREAKING: Greg Gianforte wins Republican nomination for governor in Montana primary election. #APracecall at 8:49 p.m. MDT. #Election2020 #MTprimary
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
4 years
The cyberbullying will continue until morale improves.
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
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Because we bullied the journos into reporting on Biden being a monster Cyberbullying journos works. It's the only thing they understand.
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I heard @charliekirk11 was at the RNC last night
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@redsteeze Frankly, my dear, I donโ€™t give a damn and I still donโ€™t have a toaster.
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literally the embodiment of this meme
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@davidjlynch
David J. Lynch
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โ€˜I Feel Sorry for Americansโ€™: A Baffled World Watches the U.S.
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If you have a choice, itโ€™s not a dictator. You fucking smoothbrained morons.
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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This November, the choice is between a president or a dictator.
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@CommieInaBox @JadeAtrophis >theft occurs because starvation life is not a fucking Marvel movie lmao almost no one is stealing bread
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@LanasTopSoldier
Comrade Stump (Never Worked for Dr. Oz)
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โ€œGovernor DeSantisโ€ฆPresident Trumpโ€™s Twitter account was reinstated.โ€
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I MADE THE NEWS LMAOOOOO
@FinchmanWill
will finchman
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Your favorite account was featured on Fox News!
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@hayasaka_aryan what the fuck is the context here lmao
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@Anna1312__ @Altsurrealist I read this as Satan first and was very confused
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@opinion
Bloomberg Opinion
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Two in three Europeans have a negative view of the U.S.
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
4 years
Hello, Joseph. Itโ€™s been a long time, hasnโ€™t it?
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@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
4 years
It's no longer the Roberts court It's the Clarence Thomas court now
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@tragicbirdapp Ethan Klein is fat and disgusting!
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@TX_Sisyphus @vileTexan wow dude your generation sounds so awesome, Iโ€™m sure they didnโ€™t oversee total civilizational collapse or something
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@Kevin_NBL @JoshBhebhe I donโ€™t have to eat shit to know how bad it tastes
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@idontknowbutyuh didnโ€™t ask tbh
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Looks like Bernie was right when he told Warren she couldnโ€™t be elected President.
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4 years
Doesnโ€™t she have to resign as the Governor of Georgia first?
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
JUST IN: Stacey Abrams says she would be "honored" to be Joe Biden's running mate
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@MillerStream Weโ€™re sending you back to Africa, buddy
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Just got out of surgery. Had to remove part of his skull so the brain swelling didnโ€™t kill him. Was successful. Heโ€™s responsive but heavily sedated. Thank you so much for your prayers. Not out of the woods yet, but positive progress.
@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
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I could use some prayers. My younger cousin got into a horrific car accident last night and isnโ€™t expected to make it. If you could spare a few moments on Christmas morning, Iโ€™d be grateful.
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