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Paul Partwell

@PPartwell

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Commentator on Socio-Geopolitics, Historian and Satirist. Joke about politics but do not politicize (censor) jokes. I Follow back all Vets and Servicemen

Boston, MA
Joined December 2020
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Pretty applicable to the US
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Has this quote ever been more applicable to the UK?
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@Travisradford10 @GeorgeTakei Money is the only thing that ensures freedom, freedom to choose or even freedom from criminal convictions. It would appear to Trump’s misfortune that he is running out it (money)
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Three fantastic Presidents
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Reply with a 💙 if you voted for these Presidents🇺🇸
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@PostingOften That’s pretty cocky?
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One man’s trip to zoo is another man’s cognitive limit
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
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FACTS.
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Shawn Harris for Congress!!!
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@PPartwell Send the green 🐷 home to 🇷🇺 Send Shawn Harris @ShawnForGeorgia to the U.S. House of Representatives 🇺🇸 in Nov 2024 so Georgia has proper adult American representation.
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Speaks for itself
@JoeBiden
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America is safer today than when I took office. Last year, the murder rate saw the sharpest decrease in history and violent crime fell to one of the lowest levels in more than 50 years.
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That sums it up pretty nicely
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He thinks he’s the Godfather, but we see Sleepy Don as the Godfarter. He’s nothing more than a stinking, twice impeached, indicted and convicted criminal.
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Ain’t that the truth…..
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@RaeMargaret61 Does he even know the difference between a lie and truth?
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Joe Carlos Biden is almost as cool as Joe “Dark Brandon” Biden @POTUS
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MrLatino * Democracy Wins
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#FourMoreYears Smash A 💙 if U 👍💭?
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Happy Easter everyone
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People criticize those more successful than themselves. If someone misrepresents what you say - sue them
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Elon Musk
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This is a battle to the death with the anti-civilizational woke mind virus. My positions are centrist: - Secure borders - Safe & clean cities - Don’t bankrupt America with spending - Racism against any race is wrong - No sterilization below age of consent Is this right-wing?
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You might need an exorcism or some vudu to banish MTG back to whatever fresh hell is crawled out of. In the meantime where do we donate to your campaign?
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Shawn Harris
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I'm running against the most foolish and toxic member of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG claims she's all for America first, while she's glorifying Jan. 6 insurrectionists and Vladimir Putin, who threaten our democracy at home and abroad.
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@imbrettcooper Even when you don’t live together and have a Majordomo (housekeeper)?
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Joe was hilarious at the WH Correspondent’s Dinner, actually better than the comedian they hired 😂
@StephensVina
Vee 🐶💙 🌊💙🌊Proud Democrat
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I'm so proud of President Biden! When asked about his age, President Biden slammed Donald Trump and said, "He can't even remember his own wife’s name"! If you appreciate Joe Biden Drop A 💙 Repost! President Biden
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@EpochTimes I think a more interesting question is who will be Donald Trump’s running inmate at USDB Ft. Leavenworth
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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk @tedfrank That’s why we love 💕 Elon - my (racial slur)* be pimpin’ with the best of them. *Just to avoid any misunderstandings the racial slur was - my (white middle age male rich genius)
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@MuskUniverse420 Unless someone shows you this photo - you can’t trust them. They are very likely a scammer
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Hard to believe but I have been invited by Elon himself to invest in this incredible opportunity to invest in homemade crypto!! #SCAM #fake #ElonMusk #investment
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@HaverimPolska I think you are forgetting that she is also demanding free gender reassignment procedure along with 30 years of medical after care. If you asked her to point out Palestine on the world map it could prove challenging
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@charliekirk11 Now I know why that predator drone with DHS markings was heading for Antigua
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@MuskUniverse420 For your kind consideration; Shuttlecock Copacetic Intoxiurinate
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@Ames2420 If this was the President would you fly to that country with any pilot?
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@bluhue123 💙💙
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Amen!!
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Amen
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In my wildly popular Presidents series #presidents #dicks #liars #total
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Intergalactic Trans-dimensional Battle Cruiser with Power Reactor fueled by duck milk and Vestal Virgin hymens. Staffed by highly disciplined and battle hardened crew of Manchester United Fans #money #хтивийпонеділок #WordsOfWisdom #inesreg #ElonMusk
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@MatthewCoast Intermittent absence feeds longing and desire, constant presence breeds resentment
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Lets not kid ourselves Capt. that’s nothing compared to this accomplishment
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CPTJOZ
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I grew up in places that always needed repair But mostly in the country thankfully, and always share cropping and working on someone else’s house 12 year old me would be so impressed and bewildered at what “we” accomplished. Always make your some where better than you found
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I mean seriously come on people
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Hahaha 😆 damn.
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@iamnot_elon I can only think of the original piggy that gave rise to the term “piggyback”
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@_Milosci_ @MatthewCoast I think I love you Paulina, would you do me the honor of becoming my……mark? victim? I guess that’s how it looks like ❤️‍🩹🤣
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How reliable of a source is Moscow Times? It’s anything like Pravda was then….
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What bloody hell, Elon?
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@LiftForever67 Already the Old Testament paints a pretty bleak picture of the restraint on the part of the chosen ones
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@elonmuskusaaaaa The only one worthwhile is none of the above
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@Lcars24 I would debate this assessment. I don’t believe the Universe will reincarnate him as something better than he is right now!!!
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@Thumperjoey0317 Not only does it look like a cow ring from up close but it looks like snots from a bit afar
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@elonmuskusaaaaa Every winter in Northern Hemisphere, I miss Durban. South Africa is amazing
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We are hiring for breakfast, lunch and dinner
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Musk University | Quotes (parody)
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Need a hilarious caption 🤣🤣
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@1nn0v8IT @cptjoz “Trekky types spew this nonsense” <~ why do quick to judge superficial characteristics, slow to think types spew opinions that bring no new or amusing information into the conversation?
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@JdubAndrew @NewYorkStateAG However, even if the it was a jury trial and the jurors were sequestered, what would be the point of denying the prosecution access to the social media? And then the defendant should also should be denied the same access.
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@JdubAndrew @NewYorkStateAG Thanks to the good works of the DJT’s brilliant legal team, the defense waived DJT’s right to the jury trial
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@AlexanderMolte1 I am hoping we are just serving some kind of disciplinary/detention sentence and once we bought the farm………
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@ArbiterofCool @LGallrgos Biden congratulated Trump on his “accomplishment” Priceless
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@MargieVotes Voters seem to not understand that they are not electing a friend, a drinking buddy or a saint. Elections are a job interview for the most powerful person in the world. You don’t have to like the person. In 2016 Hillary was the most experienced and the most qualified for the job
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@MuskUniverse420 10 but my ducks are not in a row
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@MuskUniverse420 The best is not necessarily right
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@JustinTrudeau How about $100 off rent for every extra pronoun you use, min 3 pronouns to qualify
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Who is this?
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GFY
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@DonutOperator @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap Which one is a 1st Amendment protected political speech and which one is likely a criminal activity
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I am going strong with 5 points 😁
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Jewelz ☁️ | Personality
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You have 8 points. How many points did you have left?
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@VadymMelnyk @MuskUniverse420 It’s not easy to be human in the XXI century. Interesting point. In early medieval Europe the living conditions of common men were some of the worst in human history. Yet contemporaries feared nothing more than hell - an even worse place. Everything is relative
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Why complicate things?
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When Moses had the party to celebrate the compact with god, his wife wore an apron that said; Hostess with the Moses
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😂🤣
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Thank Gods for the 46th on the list of best presidents - the one the only all around failure DJT
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Poppy 💫🇦🇺☮💉💉💉💉💉💉🌊🌊🌊🍅🥒🥕🥭🍊🍋
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@iamnot_elon @VikasRa98201160 Vipin - congratulations you have just been made the CEO of the X-phone venture. Unfortunately, we had to outsource oversight to the KGB - who are famous for their management incentive program - it’s negative reinforcement based and may cause lead poisoning
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@jrfree2023 @RepMTG Scientific proof comes from odd places. Take a waste of space like MTG. She is a clear proof that there are alternate bizarre realities. She happens to be from a particularly scary one as depicted in the images
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USA Bible advised that the pages of the bible might be sticky. I find this reassuring - sticky pages indicate that Trump definitely has endorsed it with his own sticky hands
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My most pressing question about the God Bless the USA Bible is what this implies about Trump's stance toward all other bibles.
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@cptjoz Doesn’t this directly contradict 2nd amendment? Well regulated, but not prohibited, Militia and all that good stuff?
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@MayoIsSpicyy WTF is Lara Trump? How much Trump spawn is out there? How do we get rid of infestation ?
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Слава Українy 🫡
@front_ukrainian
🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦
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⚡️Do you continue to support this brave Ukrainian soldier and 🇺🇦Ukraine Yes or No?
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I find it funny that Arizona wasn’t even a state and abortion was a punishment of itself as it typically didn’t end well.
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Trump did this.
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@adelpreore Notwithstanding that I completely agree
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@iamnot_elon I would take one for the team
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Simply fascinating
@LKrauss1
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I expect little or no mainstream coverage of The Edge of Knowledge in the US & Can. So this is one way of getting the word out. And online purchases may help encourage bookstores to carry it.
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@elonmuskusaaaaa Sure. Why not?
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@MayoIsSpicyy I will literally take any form of government as long as Donald Trump is enjoying his vacation at the exotic Fort Leavenworth Federal Detention Center
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Porn hub and Only fans & money have disrupted natural selection and we started devolving to an earlier stage of development.
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@cptjoz @MusashiBonMot Some great insight Capt!! It’s Exasperating that people are so easily manipulated by the media, by demagogues, by unscrupulous politicians. Most just pick a side that spews familiar hate and without any critical thinking they become die-hard followers
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🌟 Nikki Haley's victory in the D.C. Republican primary introduces a new narrative in the 2024 campaign, showcasing that MAGA has not dominated the voters. Stay tuned as the race unfolds! 🇺🇸🗳️ #GOPRace #NikkiHaley #RepublicanParty #Trump2024
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Потрібно всіх їх відсрати. Вони хочуть грати дурні ігри - вони отримають дурні призи. Слава Україні. #MikeJohnsonIsARussianAsset #SpeakerJohnsonIsATraitor #ukraineneeds ammo #UkraineMustWin
@UkrReview
The Ukrainian Review
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💥🔥 The moment of the explosion of one of the Rosneft refineries!
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@LaurieJBarnes @MayoIsSpicyy How do so many people get duped by that vile sycophantic, narcissistic, self obsessed, under informed piece of unicellular goo. - not even worth all these words. One thing is certain he will go far and hopefully stay there
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21. George H. W. Bush 22. John Quincy Adams 23. Ulysses S. Grant 24. William Howard Taft 25. Jimmy Carter 26. Calvin Coolidge 27. Richard Nixon 28. James A. Garfield 29. Zachary Taylor 30. Benjamin Harrison 31. Martin Van Buren 32. Chester A. Arthur 33. Rutherford B. Hayes
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@notelonmuskkkk You meet more world leaders than the UN General Assembly lol 😂
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@MayoIsSpicyy Rumor has it that an orange ape might be somewhere in his ancestry. Consequently, he could have some obstacles in passing DNA test for membership in the species Homo-Sapiens
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@AlexanderMolte1 This hit so close to home it broke all the windows
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I would say it’s tragic but it’s actually hilarious
@usmc_colonel
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Uh...it was a mostly peaceful beheading.
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@minimaxir @edzitron Love deez nutz jokes. Some are nuttier than squirrel 🐿️ poop
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@MayoIsSpicyy This time you have outdone yourself - this one of the grossest things I have heard🤣🤣😂 Unless it’s Ivanka’s onlyfans
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@PLSgetserious @AmericanVet304 SCOTUS legislating from the bench should he severely curtailed
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I would love to support you on Eric I haven’t clue which one of the dumb fucks he is. When a person is having a bowel movement it’s called - Dump When a person tries to talk but instead bovine manure is coming out it’s called - Trump
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Can we all agree that Eric Trump is the dumbest Trump?
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@MuskUniverse420 If people think about you all that means is that you are living rent free in their heads
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@j_rplacitas Considering how productive the House has been, I would say about 90% of the members should be fired/expelled and ordered to refund their salaries to the taxpayers
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@Bubblebathgirl @POTUS So why does female body abort several fetuses after insemination?
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@cptjoz Aaaah, Guess what? Nobody cares about us or US among our political class members.
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@MuskUniverse420 I would love to ask Elon how he kept straight face during that interview 😂
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@cptjoz Do you need any - wise-crackers? smart-asses? satirists? aspiring albeit unfulfilled comedians?
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@MayoIsSpicyy @RepMTG MTG has to be a renown fellatrix she couldn’t get into Congress without it. Her elections to congress had to be fraught with fraud. She herself frequently talks about how fraudulent elections in Georgia are. I don’t believe voters in her district elected her absent fraud
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@MayoIsSpicyy What personality?
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@DonutOperator My ex also used to maniacally repeat die but I know deep down- she meant it
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