Advocate for
#SparklyMasculinity
π Proud Substitute Teacher/Supporter of PNW Sports ποΈ Featured on ESPN Sportscenter,MLB Network, TRN, FS1, FOX, and more π₯¦πΊ
This is your yearly reminder that the
@SeattleTbirds
are the only hockey team to have ever been featured on an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy and nobody can ever take that away from them π Go Birds ππ₯¦
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#BattleForTheSound
Security: You can't bring groceries into the stadium.
Me: Oh! They usually let me in! I actually dance with my Broccoli too, but I'm respectful about it! ππ₯¦
Security: ......You dance with it??
Me: Yeah it's super fun
Security: Well I'm not gonna stop you, have fun in there!
Dear
@LasVegasBowl
,
Please consider inviting the
@WSUCougarFB
to your game!
word on the street is Cougs fans will come out to
@AllegiantStadm
in droves for the festivities
Love,
Broccoli Man π₯¦π₯¦π₯¦
I had the honor of meeting
@SEAbuoy
yesterday! Thanks for taking the time to say hello, it was definitely the highlight of my night πͺβ¨π§π₯¦π
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#SeaKraken
Tough loss but super engaging game! No luck on getting a jumbotron feature tonight, but I had an absolute blast and danced my face off the entire game! π§‘π₯¦π§‘ Until next time
@XFLSeaDragons
ππ₯¦
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#BreatheFire
Just so ya know, I hope to be at at least 90% of the rest of
@Mariners
home games this season; shooting for all 20, but there are some scheduling conflicts that may not allow me to be at a few ππ₯¦
πͺπ₯¦ Mariners record this season with Broccoli Guy there: 12-2 πͺπ₯¦
Very soggy but very happy ππ₯¦ I'm feeling the magic today, look for me in section 127
@LumenField
!
Win or lose I dance for you
@Seahawks
π₯¦ππ
@Rangers
pitcher Brock Burke just yelled up to me, "HEY BROCCOLI GUY!" and then threw me this ball, and told me he was a big fan of what I didπ₯Ίπππ₯¦
.
Thank you for making my night Brock!! π
I finally made it to
@ClimateArena
after a fun day teaching Kindergarten! πͺπ I'll be rockin out all night long in section 203 π₯³ Go
@SeattleKraken
!! π₯¦π₯¦π₯¦
Today is not only my birthday, it's also (officially) the 2nd annual National Broccoli Guy Day! ππ₯¦ To celebrate National Broccoli Guy Day we eat Broccoli and reflect on how we can be more kind to others ππ₯¦
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#NationalBroccoliGuyDay
So far at the
@SeawolvesRugby
game:
-A child asked if I could sign her rugby ball (I did of course!)
-The camera filmed me doing a pregame dance
-The head coach thanked me for being here!
-Two refs just ran out to warm up and excitedly waved and said hi!
I π the
@usmlr
π₯¦
I got to be a sportscaster for a few minutes last night, and it was a dream come true π₯ΊπποΈπ₯¦
thanks for the amazing experience
@SeattleTbirds
π₯³
The Mariner Moose gestured to me for a piece of my Broccoli, and danced with it and with me after that huge rally ππ₯¦
One of the many highlights of today! πͺ
They almost didn't let me in with my broccoli because of the no food policy!!!!! The security guard had to make a call to a higher up, who then gave them the go ahead to let me in with the produce! Huzzah!!! ππ₯¦
So excited to be here so I can support the
@usmlr
! β€οΈ
I'm substitute teaching for a friend's classroom, and this is the daily prompt he is having his students answer πππ₯¦
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#SubstituteTeacher
#BroccoliGuy
Game Update:
Top of the 13th, 0-0, 7+ hours dancing, 2 of those hours have been with a dang shoe on my head, it hasn't fallen off once π Ur worth it
@Mariners
πππ₯¦
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#WHEREiROOT
#SeaUsRise
A guy about 7 rows up from me yelled,
"PUT THE BROCCOLI AWAY!"
in the middle of the game,
and I turned to him and went, "NO!"
and a bunch of people in my section cheered, and a group went, "we love ya Broccoli Guy! ππ₯¦
I'm blessed to have the support I do π₯Ί thank you π
I had a problem tonight with giving someone florets to dance with, and them choosing to throw them π That's absolutely not what this is about, and I am so sorry if you were impacted by it ππ₯¦
Just remember this folks. No
@MLB
Baseball Stadium has ever been featured on an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy except for
@TMobilePark
. Our homefield advantage just hits different πͺ
See you tomorrow all! I'll be in my usual spot π₯³π₯¦ Go
@Mariners
.
#WHEREiROOT
#SeaUsRise
I have officially rebranded! π₯³ I will now be going by
@PNWBroccoliGuy
on all my socials; that includes IG, TikTok and Twitter! ππ₯¦ I spent a ton of time thinking this through and I'm super happy with how it looks and feels π Retweet and share the news!
I was at Value Village and a person stopped in their tracks, looked at me for 5 seconds and said, "are you...... are you Broccoli Guy?!" And I said, "I sure am! π" And they got soooooo giddy!!!! Ahhhhhh, how fun! π₯¦
Tired ππ₯¦ 6.5 hours of dancing and counting! πͺ Hoping for a jumbotron appearance, but even just getting through these 2 games will be an accomplishment!
About to be in the belly of the beast,
@lumenfield
, for the
@Seahawks
home opener and I'm ready to sparkle! πͺ
Look for me in section 147 during all the field goals and extra points, can't wait! π₯π₯¦
The Thunderbirds gave me a good 30-45 second spot on the pregame jumbotron, and when I waved my broccoli at the camera people to thank them they gave me a really validating thumbs up π₯°
The plan is to be at the
@WSUCougarFB
game tomorrow πͺ Been enjoying some much needed rest, but it's time to make my November appearance to the Palouse π
See ya soon and Go Cougs! πΎπ₯³π₯¦
4th grader: Are you married?!
Me: Nope!
4th grader: Do you have a girlfriend?!
Me: Nope!
4th grader: Do you have friends that are girls!?
Me: I sure do!
4th grader: You should ask one of them to sing you a lullaby before you go to sleep so you don't get lonely!
πππ
I tested positive for COVID on Saturday π₯Ί and have been slowly getting through it π I was hoping I'd be able to go to the
@SoundersFC
game tonight, but I still need a bit more time to keep me and others safe
.
Go Sounders! Hold up some broccoli for me if you go to the game πͺπ₯¦
The person who owns this stand knows who I am, and immediately went to the back to get me some bigger crowns when he saw me! Gotta love it! ππ₯¦π
Here begins my 17 hour trip to LA to spread some joy! π
It has been 3 years and a day since this tweet, and I have been waiting to come back ever since π𧑠Happy home opener and I will see you later tonight
@LumenField
π₯¦π₯¦
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@XFLSeaDragons
@XFL2023
#BreatheFire
My first
@SeattleKraken
game and I'm nervous! I know hockey fans don't like people standing up so I will be mostly seated tonight π You gotta be respectful of the game and the people supporting the game, that's how this works π₯¦π₯¦
Go Kraken and go Phytoplankton! ππ
The Bellingham Bells players all saw me as they were coming out, and a lot of them got super excited! One exclaimed, "LETS GOOOOOOOOO, BROCCOLI GUY IS HERE! π"
Feels good π₯Ίπ₯¦
I think the
@NFL
refs saw me dancing with Broccoli in the bleachers and assumed they were at a
@Mariners
game.
That's the explanation I'm going with anyway π