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PJ McIlvaine

2 months

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@CheriJacobus @gtconway3d seems to have gone silent on this issue, along with @BillKristol

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#MuellerHearingDisaster Yes it sure was for Trump! Lying criminal morally bankrupt narcissistic windbag fill in your own adjective to describe our thug in chief

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@FLOTUS @ToysForTots_USA @USMC The child who died on the floor while in federal custody won't get to open any presents this holiday season.

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@HeartlandSignal I would argue that it's more harmful to force a 10-year-old to give birth to a child conceived by incest.

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@Acyn I thought you said you would leave it up to the states.

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@JoshStein_ You should speak to @davidfrum kids they were there and tear gassed by police! Disgusting!!

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@kasie @LucyFlores @KasieDC Drop this silly story. Really. We have a serial sexual predator in the White House & you're going on about Joe Biden kissing someone on the back of the head yrs ago? Your time would be better spent asking why Barr backtracked on his "summary". That's the real story here.

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@tiny_words @BillKristol I think everyone is underestimating Republican voters who are going to cross party lines on the abortion issue. Women especially. They may tell everyone they voted Repub but will secretly vote blue.

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@GovCTW @realDonaldTrump Your Republican Party is no more. It's now a Trump cult. Good luck getting it back. We need to get our country back from these criminals and charlatans.

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@gabrielsherman In Feb I was so sick I asked my husband for my deceased Mom and brother. This is no hoax.

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@donwinslow I'm voting for my daughters and granddaughter this Roevember.

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@joshtpm If he can't debate Kamala, how can he stand up to Orban and Putin? Yes, I know. Trump would fold like a cheap suit.

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@mkraju That Rep. Raskin is doing this as his only son just died is heartbreaking.

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#yomemojokes YoMemo is so bad even Stormy Daniels said no.

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@RexHuppke He also cleaned the furnace, got gunk out of the gutters, and organized the garage.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Recovering after a stroke is a huge adjustment. I know this firsthand. I'm glad he's getting the help he needs.

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@DouglasEmhoff My hubby and I were on the call giggling and laughing. Your parents are just too cute. Married 44 years here on Long Island.

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@FridaGhitis @JRubinBlogger @nbcwashington And apparently Secret Service didn't have time to do an advance scouting of Walter Reed. A tip off that this was sudden, not on the sched, & highly irregular.

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@Brasilmagic Well I’m doing this. The QR code links to the Harris website for donations.

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@InactionNever @brontyman Because it's their JOB, you nitwit!!!!

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@24baseballReed @RonFilipkowski Hell, I want a redo of the $2 billion Powerball but that ain't gonna happen.

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@joshtpm @TPM My take: they already know the answer. Trump wants to perpetuate the idea that he was grazed by a bullet. Since the medical report would say differently, it's been buried. It's the only thing that makes sense. So the media is complicit in this charade.

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1 year

BOOK NEWS!!! I have a picture book coming out tentatively in April 2024 and I got a sneak peek at the art AND OMG IT'S FREAKING ADORABLE. @OCMyoungdragons

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@StevenTDennis Vote her out too.

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@sandsun4me @jdawsey1 Say that to Richard Nixon who at least had the decency to resign.

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@georgehahn @tedcruz @AOC Not even his wife.

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@thehill Narrator: No, he did not. Roberts is just as bad as the faithless and feckless Republican Senators. #ETTD

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3 years

GET READY! #PBPitch June 17, 2021, 8am—8pm EST! #PBPitch Tip #1 : Remember! Only pitch each PB 2x, 1x before 2 pm, 1x after. You can pitch as many books as you want, but only 2 pitches per each manuscript. Got it?

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2 years

I don't have a literary agent but between 2021-now I've made deals for 4 PB's, 1 MG & 1 YA. How? I hustle. I'm prolific, multiple WIP. I don't give up. When I get punched in the gut I don't stay down. Is it hard? Of course! Would I love to be repped? Yes! But until then...

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@dougmillsnyt @POTUS This is news???

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4 years

@jaketapper What about us Seniors on Social Security who don't make enough to file returns? We are paying more for food and goods in hard hit areas than we did two weeks ago. WE NEED RELIEF TOO.

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@nytmike @coachVMarino Does Brown University know what their coach is tweeting to credited members of the media?

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@JoshuaHol @jonlovett Every Democrat should have walked out. Every single one of them.

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I had no idea that it's been 5 YEARS since our first #PBPitch event. And we were afraid that no one would come to our party! Now agent matches and publishing deals later, our little engine that could is still going strong.

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@renato_mariotti But Trump was aware. He personally signed the Cohen checks. Trump was the unindicted co-conspirator in the Cohen case.

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@davidaxelrod @PressSec Disagree. He only apologized because people were rightfully outraged. Spicer has no credibility, he needs to go like Trump.

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@onestpress All we want to hear tonight is that Joe is staying in the race no matter what.

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4 years

@CNNPolitics Religious zealot who belongs to the cult that inspired The Handmaid's Tale should go down well.

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@WalshFreedom "And I hope EVERYONE answering this question also understands that SCOTUS makes their rulings based only on the Constitution & the law." Not this court, Joe.

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@SteveEngelberg Also note that Zelensky was under the impression that only Trump's remarks were going to be released. No wonder he looked like a deer in the headlights at that embarrassing presser. Now Zelensky is going to be in hot water in his own country for toadying up to this thug.

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@chadalenduff @JonathanTurley Faux outrage is glorious!

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@JoeNBC Donating the supplies was a great gesture. The failure was in not replenishing those supplies immed for the looming pandemic. Trump was warned and ignored it. Now we are all paying the price. Negligence of his oath of office.

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@AngrierWHStaff Why did Barr shred his credibility so quickly when he knew that everything he said would be shown as crass lies?

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3 years

#PBPitch And away we go! Good luck to everyone and remember....

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7 months

Well, January is off to a fine start. My literary agent left the biz. :(

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@gtconway3d Why did the kids go along with this scheme? Wasn’t their mother humiliated and shamed enough?

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@gtconway3d You are still avoiding #KavanaughLied

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@TomJChicago Is the MSM finally going to report on his declining health? And when are they going to delve into Melania's benign kidney operation that now requires two months of rest and no flying?

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@michellerivait @FLOTUS @HHSGov @CMSGov Like she cares about children in cages?

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@atrupar I live in Long Island the only liberation we want is from trump.

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@alexburnsNYT To be frank (sorry) KG is my Senator and she will never get another vote from me.

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@salgentile I called it!!

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@RexHuppke He also cleaned the furnace, got gunk out of the gutters, and organized the garage.

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@saffronwitreen @JoeBiden Not anymore. And certainly not after calling them losers and suckers.

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@SenatorCollins @margbrennan @CBS @FaceTheNation But you're doing nothing to END it!!!

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4 years

GET READY! #PBPitch June 18, 2020! 8am—8pm EST! Tip #1 : Only pitch each PB 2x, 1x before 2PM, 1x after. You can pitch as many books as you want, but only 2 pitches per each manuscript.

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@realDonaldTrump @allegrakirkland Keep digging, Donald.

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@gtconway3d Plus it’s a lie. House has passed bills Moscow Mitch hides in his shell.

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If you write PB's and got no love at #PitMad today, don't despair, you still have #PBPitch .

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@RpsAgainstTrump She only backtracked because there was a video.

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5 years

@EliseStefanik Another Trump Turd.

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@richardwarnica My mother chose her predator husband over me, too. At least I was able to get away before he was able to do more.

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#PBPitch Tip #11 : Have fun! Connect with other writers! If you don't get a "heart" don't lose hope. Remember, this isn’t the only way to get an agent/editor. Most of them accept unsolicited queries as well! And if you think your material is a good fit, QUERY AWAY!

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#PBPitch I want to thank everyone who dropped by & showed us so much love & support. I was sick all day with a flu/grippe/sinus I barely even know where I am. Hopefully tomorrow will be better & more agents/editors will come by. Remember, the event ends at 8PM EST. Good luck!

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@FLOTUS People are dying in riots in India. Women and babies are raped and burned. This is all you can do?

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@Acyn @SpiroAgnewGhost Well now you can include the Senator from Georgia, the one who is married to the head of the NY Stock Exchange. You can't make this shit up.

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And we're off! Good luck to everyone participating in #PBPitch today. Remember, the event is until 8PM EST so you still have time. Pitch as much material as you want but for each one, 1x in AM & 1x in PM. Support your fellow writers by commenting. If you get likes, research!

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@AdamParkhomenko Trump looked terrible in Hanoi. Something is wrong, mentally and physically.

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@kylegriffin1 All the Congressmen/women who signed on to that bogus lawsuit should resign as well.

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@nytimes especially since no one asked her to create one

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@RachelLarris I respectfully disagree. Kristen is my Senator and I will never vote for her again.

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@scottwongDC This is a pr stunt not a plan.

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@RealAshleyLuna @TheRyanHamilton No woman should be denied needed medical care because a doctor is afraid of being hounded by the state.

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#PBPitch Tip #15 : At the end of the day, it’s just a pitch contest. Pat yourself on the back for getting your work out there. If you get love, awesome! If not, that’s okay too. YOU DID IT!

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@maggieNYT Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? She made her bed.

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@NumbersMuncher You can't fix stupid.

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@jeffzeleny @realDonaldTrump @jeffmason1 @steveholland1 @robertarampton Trump is revolting.

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@AreYaMadYet @ChrisMurphyCT You really don't understand the insurance market, do you?

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@cbouzy Georgia, please get out and vote for Warnock. The nation is counting on you.

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@PeterAlexander From the man who continually cheated on all his wives....

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@JakeSherman @HawleyMO @marianne_levine There is no evidence. What next? Are they going to exhume Chavez?

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@BrianWilsonDC @mcasil2016 Repubs need to accept the fact they LOST the popular vote, Russia interfered & Trump is a con man/grifter/liar.

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@OhHowGodWorks This is not how God works.

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If you don't get any love don't despair just query away. It's a numbers game. Keep your expectations low & have fun. And lots of brownies. #PBPitch

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#PBPitch Thursday 2/20/20, 8am—8pm EST! Tip #1 : Remember! Pitch each PB twice, once before 2 PM, once after. You can pitch as many books as you want, but only 2 pitches per each manuscript. DO WE UNDERSTAND? GOOD!

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@Breaking911 @PollsterPatrick @realDonaldTrump Do they think these antics will make people vote for Trump?

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@jeffmason1 @anniekarni @realDonaldTrump Keep digging, Donald.

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@Angry_Staffer Also: Devon Archer is going to jail for defrauding Native Americans in a scam. I have no doubt if Joe were to drop out of the race, Repubs would drop Hunter like a hot potato. It's all a smear campaign.

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@DurdenFat @Annabelle_1965 @Angry_Staffer This is not a reality show.

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@FLOTUS @ToysForTots_USA @USMC @JBABdc What about the over 500 kids still waiting to be reunited with their parents? I bet they would like that better than a Barbie doll or a toy truck.

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3 years

Who else writes books on Google Drive?

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@Isikoff Has Durham resigned his position as a US Attorney? If not, his appt may be illegal.

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@drdesrochers Mitch needs to retire. Please vote for @AmyMcGrathKY

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So the monster is out of the bag!

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Scribbles is proud to announce PJ McIlvaine has signed with Young Dragons Press as a new author. Her first book in the Critter series will be out in 2023. For more on this new author, go to

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6 years

@EricTrump @KellyannePolls Stay in your lane trump lite.

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#PBPitch we know how exciting it is to get a "heart" but remember research anyone or any entity who does. Just because you get a like doesn't mean you have to submit if you don't feel right about it.

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Writing Tip 903858: have faith & patience. A lot of it. I queried an agent a while back. Nothing happened. Until it did. I'm delighted to announce that I've teamed up w/the mighty @jrosenlitagent @houseorrosen @seymouragency This is just the beginning. 2023, watch out.

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@EliseStefanik More $$$ for Cobb. Thanks!

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@Militarydotcom Where do you think they got the hats from and the banner? The soldiers just had them on hand for a supposedly top secret visit? We are not that stupid.

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@johnbourscheid @KamalaHarris This was a shitshow.

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People, there seems to be an expectation among writers that once you get a lit agent you're on easy street. Nothing could be further from the truth. Yes, having a good agent is the first step in the journey, but it's also when the REAL work/heartache begins.

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