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nathaniel wesninski, a thread 🧵 “ dear mother, this is just survival ” ac :: ouijacine

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@MODERNREG that book is NEVER recovering

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"reading fanfics ain't gon fill the void" IT'S WORKING SO FAR?

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so jealous of people whose first jegulus fic was just lovers, mine was CHOICES

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pictures of timothee chalamet that remind me of canon regulus black, a 🧵

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this fancast is so much better than timothee omds

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are you shitting me, mans is gorgeous

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ao3 fic recs (marauders era edition)

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things james potter reminds me of, a thread that gets progressively sadder

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a thread of barty crouch jr. as racoons (ft. evan and regulus)

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omfg (art by luoman_art)

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harry's parents

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oh. (@/frostbite.studios)

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...barty crouch jr

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i can't believe people are against the shipname rosekiller, like would you rather we have BEVAN?? 💀

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"how can i be homophobic, my bitch is gay" and the gay bitch is sirius black

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whys the "mary on a cross" song so fucking addicting i want to eat it

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it's giving sirius black

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sirius "guess what i'm gonna get" black and remus "on my nerves?" lupin

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no because we all called timothee a slut and then he said BET

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good heavens (by evixart)

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disliking jily is not an unpopular opinion idk why people keep acting like it is

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wait people don't like evan?? i have been living in my only little world fucking hell😭😭 i thought we were all just in love with him

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everyone talks about a marauders era series as if that wouldn't be the most traumatising thing to watch, the black brothers get abused literally everyone dies except for like three people 💀

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sirius "i think i'm a bad person" black and james "well, you're not" potter

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why did i just imagine teen james potter trying so hard to cry, just to let it all out for once but he just can't??

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tw p3dophelia it's all fucked but "at least one character must be 14 years or younger" has got to be one of the most sickening things i've ever read

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sirius black, you will always be famous

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sirius blushed the first time james spoke to him

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you're all sleeping on the real james potter variant

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for some reason i had in my mind that timothee had already confirmed he knew he was fancasted as regulus black so whilst you're all freaking out i'm just lost bc i THOUGHT WE KNEW HE KNEW

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remember when everyone would say prongsfoot was incest

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thinking about how sirius and peter could just transform into a dog and rat to sneak around the muggle world and even the wizarding world and yet james does not have that opportunity💀💀

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the regulus black urge to actually shut up forever whenever someone says to "shut up" even if they mean it as a joke

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dont make me laugh please

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oh i am screaming

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oh my god this is so

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timothee chalamet in his slut era and therefore we have to be as well i guess.

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james "i love you" potter and regulus "don't do that to yourself" black

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@aprilpzp im half norwegian and the thought of norwegian dirty talk makes me throw up a little in my mouth

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friends to lovers rosekiller but they only started to realise the lovers part shortly before evan gets into the fight with alastor moody

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new regulus headcanon, he could swim

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regulus "james and i are just friends" and sirius "are you joking? he looks at you like you're his whole world" black, and it's unrequited prongsfoot

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this just screamed regulus at me wth- is it just me?

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au where the marauders are all best friends through school but then after they all slowly start to drift apart and have separate lives until they wouldn't even call themselves friends anymore

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"he is how i picture james in fics" you picture people??? 😔

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me reading anything from regulus' pov

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i thought we were past calling people in the hp fandom "potterheads" 💀

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regulus black going to hogwarts age 11 and having warm chocolate cake for the first time, drowning it in equally warm custard when he realises how heavenly it tastes, other slytherins literally cringing at him

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james "i've fallen for you" potter and regulus "you better get the fuck back up again" black

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and if regulus talks to barty about evan in crimson rivers then what

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stop bc every time regulus and james flirt in the arena in crimson rivers, all i can think about sirius watching them live on tv like "these fuckers💀"

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can we start calling jegulus "jeggie" the same way we call regulus "reggie"

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barty "i gave you my heart" crouch jr and regulus "no one asked you to" black

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what if i said extroverted regulus black huh, what then?

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"who's your barty fancast?" there is no fancast, only this fanart

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i like how we collectively agreed barty crouch jr. has the personality of a racoon

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crimson rivers james "i love you" potter and crimson rivers regulus "it'll pass" black

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this picture feels so evan and i don't feel the need to expand on this

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jegu "i've dug two graves for us my dear" lus

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i hope we get cr marlene's death from dorcas' pov. that'll really crush my soul

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rosekiller 🫶🏻

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just saw a reminder that marlene doesnt have a pov in crimson rivers so i obviously have to remind you all as well

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imagine getting named bartemius and then naming your only son that as well

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barty "i hate the fucking gays, all the meh, and the bleh" crouch jr and evan "they're not all like that" rosier, meanwhile they're in a fully committed, gay relationship

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can famous people and fictional characters stopping being called harry "harry this harry that" WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HARRY STYLES? HARRY POTTER? PRINCE HARRY??

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crimson rivers james: "i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay?? i just had sex with your brother?? four times??

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in an alternate universe barty would have helped sirius kill walburga i just know it

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jegulus

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HOLD ME

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tired of seeing regulus black with no self esteem smh, give the man an ego please 😔😔

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DO WE?

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prongs "why don't we go somewhere only we know?" foot

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prongsfoot are the kind of duo to have weirdly synchronised movements

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crimson rivers wolfstar….save me crimson rivers wolfstar save me crimson rivers wolfstar

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the internalised homophobia trope is to me what the cheating trope is to most of you

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james "kiss me hard before you go" potter and regulus *about to sacrifice himself for the greater good* black

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we can't really worry about timothee seeing our tweets calling regulus a slut when we were all calling timothee directly a slut yesterday

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when is regulus black not suffering in fanfics like actually

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tw incest - - PROMOTED WHAT

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i just woke up so don't come at me right but james and evan start dating to make barty and regulus jealous but at the same time barty and regulus start dating to make THEM jealous- now that's what i call miscommunication but then happy jegulus and rosekiller endgame so don't fret

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asexual evan rosier means so much to me you don't even know

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i am totally with cr james on the whole jegulus discourse but LIKE mans really said and i quote "hurt me. i don't care, regulus" and then he got hurt and he's all: 😡😡

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the grind never stops for him

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WHO SAID THAT? OWN UP RN

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jegulus

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mood

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and if i said "black brothers"

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they kiss and fuck

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regulus and sirius found their sun and moon respectively and then lost them because of their own actions (reg getting the dark mark and sirius with the prank)

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james would say shit like "i'll be back in a jiffy"

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no cause how does james cope

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barty hating sirius because from barty's perspective sirius abandoned regulus, barty's the one who started to look out for reg after and now whenever sirius gets brought up barty's blood boils because how dare he

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regulus and james talking about their other life where they have a happy ending together GOODBYE

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tired of non-bisexuals talking about bisexuality bc maybe it's just me but i swear you miss every time

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i need to make out with lily evans just to feel something

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regulus @ james lmao

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what if i said barty was scared of heights and that's why he didn't play quidditch

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barty crouch jr

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thoughts on the nickname jamie for james??

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imagine evan dying and being partially relieved because he will get to see regulus again, only regulus isn't there in the afterlife because instead he's rotting in the cave

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