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Providence, RI
Joined April 2012
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
@CalPolySLOBs @CalMensUltimate Jokes on you cause we almost beat @BMoUltimate in a unfriendly game of duck duck goose one time
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Wow it’s a beautiful day for EVERY brown team to be playing today!! @BrownShiver @BrownCorays @moship_ultimate @BMoUltimate let’s get after it‼️
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
An interview with Ian “The Commander” Layzer from BMo. Expecting a big show from him tomorrow @USUAltimate @Ultiworld @BMoUltimate #USAUCollegeChamps
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
We would like to now claim the title of best Ultimate B team in the whole wide world!! @Ultiworld
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Polyester funkadelic are your dev world champions!!! 15-6 W vs. umass D to cap off an incredible season. We’re magic mushrooms, don’t you funkin know!!! 🍄🍄🍄
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
1 year
Number of @BMoUltimate , @BrownShiver , @BrownCorays , @MoShipBrown players at Beach Worlds: 0 Number of @pfunkultimate players at Beach Worlds: 1 😎
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Yoooo ya boys just went 4-0 at dev sectionals aka conferences!! Thanks @ZoodiscD for hosting, feeding us, and playing us in a tundra of a finals
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
PFunk wins 3-2 in extra time against @BMoUltimate !!!!!! Our boys were cooking on the field 👨‍🍳 🥘
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
4-0 on the day. Boys delivered a big one. Clip from final press conference
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
Upon review it appears that @CalPolySLOBs are cotton headed ninny muggins who probably have an average shoe size of 11.5
@CalPolySLOBs
Cal Poly SLOBs
5 months
Upon review there is a distinct lack of memes and trolls on @PFunkUltimate ’s profile. Unfortunate given the stakes here and the fact that I met a former PFunk captain at club tryouts a few weeks ago (he was chill). Still, I will do what I must.
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
That’s Mr. Ignatius Cribbage Thistlewhite to you
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
@Ultiworldlive LETS RIDEEEEEEEE BMO!!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
AZEEEEEZZZ!!! WAY TO BALL THE FUNK OUT!!!
@USAUltimate
USA Ultimate
3 years
🥂 👏 Congratulations to @AzeezAdeyemi17 of @BrownUniversity @BMoUltimate for joining a distinguished list of players as the 26th recipient of the #CallahanAward . #GoBruno @BrownAthletics 🎥 @NKolakovic
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
YEAH THATS MY COUSIN’S COUSIN WEARING A @BrownCorays HAT!!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Woah is that Johnny Ultimate AND Jacques “The Jock” Nissen? 👀
@Ultiworld
Ultiworld
3 years
2021 D-I Men's All-American Second Team -> [Pres. by @NUTC_Amherst | Photos by @UltiPhotos ]
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
🥏🥏🥏
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
We LOOOVVEEEE MOE’S
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
13-2 Final from UMass. R speaks to the players.
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
I saw Owen today. So now you must appreciate this dope photo of him
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
Did Cal “ol reliable” Nightingale just score EIGHT of @BMoUltimate ‘s points 😤🤩🤯
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
9 months
Fall mems 🥰
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
We went 8-0!!! We’re Huck The Ruckess CHAMPIONS!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
@Ultiworld It’s raining. My Gucci flip flops are wet. #upset
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
6 months
Johnny Cocktail representing on the biggest stage
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Thankful for these funky funky dudes
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Welcome to PFunk. Where we bite the discs and they bite back
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
A sexy rookie line against @UMassUltimateM ‘s rookie crew
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
We don’t pick the ballroom, we just dance
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Pfunk loves and thanks our Pfamily!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
TOURNAMENT DAYYYYYY
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 years
Its a sunday, 80 degress, AND PFUNK JUST WON SECTIONalS BOiiiiii. D1 regionals back the fuck up because Polyester funkadelic is comin for ya
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Y’all… we got a new team AND we have our first tournament (round robin) today. ITS GONNA BE ELECTRIIIICCCC ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
@BMoUltimate The Funk wishes the Hellfish a happy mating/masticating/murdering szn. The Funk firmly requests copious amounts of commentary concerning Prom King & Springs. We would prefer interviews. We would settle for two (2) action shots EACH & one (1) quote EACH. Rise Rise Hellfish Rise
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
Clearly people aren’t aware that we’re Dev world champions three years running 🙄 AND have the most slay jerseys this side of the Mississippi
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Honestly not that hard to understand… John Randolph IS that guy #johnnyultimate
@BMoUltimate
Brownian Motion
2 years
John Randolph for Callahan
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Yessss thanks y’all!! @BrownDisco is good at making spirit tunnels but even better at frisbee!
@BrownShiver
Shiver
5 years
we love supporting and seeing @PFunkUltimate ! yay Brown Frisbee Program!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
*2 fish in a fish tank* Normal fish: do you know how to drive this thing? Hellfish: yes
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Sko shiver @BrownShiver
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
HUCK THE RUCKUS!!! Who: PFunk, MoShip, URI, BU, Tufts, UMass, and Dartmouth What: The most intense frisbee tournament this side of the Mississippi When: THIS weekend 2/22-2/23 Where: BROWN Berylson Fields Why: Because @Ultiworld and my mom said so
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Clearly we love Moe’s… but does @Moes_HQ love us? Enough for a follow? Or maybe even some merch?? 👀😳 Our dm’s are open 😏
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Wow it’s a beautiful day to watch @BMoUltimate do some mushing
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
If we don’t make it to the fields it’s because Sascha honked at a New York driver!! Why are you so tough and brave Sascha?!?
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Captain Allstate running the TRIANGLE OF DEATH
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
What are you? “I’m Justin”
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Hear ye, hear ye!! Behold our shiny and new (and potentially our first ever?) coach!!! His name doth be Emet and he does so enjoy slippers and loudly declaring, “It’s so easy!!”
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Pfunk only listens to bangers on our drives 😤😤 @wheelzieo
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
6 years
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Yo what up Funk Fans!! We just played a helluva scrimmage against @RWUltimate with a final score of 7-8. Tough loss but boy did we get our Zone O practice in tonight!! Great first game of the season #FunkForever
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
1 year
Who’s ready for Lobby P?!?!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
When pfunk wins
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Yo! We just got our very first loss of the whole season! LETS GOOOOO! 8-6 against NYU. @Ultiworld @Ultiworldlive we’re about to play Columbia if you wanna come watch 👀
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Now that’s how you say good game to some good lads @UMassUltimateM
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Good game @brandeistron , thanks for the invite and the pizza! 2-0 on the day with plenty of moxie in our trunks
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Oren (A guy who has totally read Harry Potter): Yeah that Voldemort guy is really bad.
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Wow in the Dev Worlds Championship against @ZoodiscD and our boys are ABSOLUTELY ROLLLLLING
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
6 years
Me: rolls up to the captain’s meeting with a banana and peanut butter Them: we have a guy with a serious peanut allergy...maybe don’t touch the disc? Oops 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 months
Screaming cause we feel so good. Thanks Pfamily for the support and energy and to Sponch for fueling our layouts
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Also as a quick recap: It was wet, Sascha is still taller than the SciLi, Bones has a Disc Lexile of approximately 2000, Allstate can throw many yards, Batteries is an absolute monster, Quads has large quads, Oren almost made a veteran call, and Emet doesn’t know our team name
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Who wouldn’t want a hug from beanbag to warm em up 🥰😘
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 months
So ready for Day 2
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
LA? Nah I want some AP (Answering Philips)
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Zach is so sick, call that a Kauf man
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 months
Five hundred thousand kilowatts of P-Funk Power in Vineland NJ for the weekend ready to shock anyone in our way. Follow the live updates of the funkiest tourney so far this year
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Dev Worlds starts today. 2 hours til the dawn of our mightiest hour. Ready to rock and roll 😎
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
9 months
live laugh love
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Day one of UMass B Fall Ball went a little like this: Woke up early as hell Won 10-7 against UVM Won 15-3 against UMass Z Then had a different result against UMass D 12-6 Butttt then UMass swiped us into the number one dining hall in America Thanks @UMassUltimateM !!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
pfunk loves the wet
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
4 years
This one hurts 😭
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
Boom shroom
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Someone embalmed the mortician
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
@CalPolySLOBs Except for the one pfunk alum 😎
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Mid-tournament interview. What do you think are three words that encapsulate frisbee?
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
WE LOVE FRISBEE!!!!!!
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Oh boy are the lads dancing in the moonlight
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
7 years
If you had to play frisbee with a pizza what toppings would you cheese?
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
Gg @CalPolySLOBs and looking forward to your New Jerseys 😉
@CalPolySLOBs
Cal Poly SLOBs
5 months
Gg @PFunkUltimate . Looking forward to working together for B team natties
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Game 2 against team 2 aka @brandeistron starting soon. REPENTTTTT
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 years
Fuckin full field (3 tables at the ratty) apple fork!!!!!!!! What can brown do for you? SEND IT! (Lowkey guys just got asked to leave tbh)
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
6 years
Bye time or nap time?
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
7 years
“There's only one sport more similar to frisbee than soccer and that's frisbee.” -Ned Dick
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
Currently up 7-2 at half against @TuftsBmen , big grass guys here
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Currently getting pumped to Wheelzie’s Career Fair 😤😤
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
@BMoUltimate Woah kinda meta. We’re in Brooklyn eating bagels and we’re gonna bagel a team in an hour
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
MoShip wins 9-6 against BU. HELLLLL YEAH
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 months
I taught 99 aka Prom King how to head spike like that
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
6 years
We lap up the maple syrup and take the win against UVM B 13-8
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
7 years
Intergalactic collegiate mega ultimate frisbee d1 regionals here we goooooooooooooo
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
8 years
You shoulda seen the other guy
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
🚨 ALERT 🚨 hot hot lads running around town with cute new threads pics coming soon 😏
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
9 years
When the Cader boys switch into Chinese mode but I can still understand them #shaolin
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
1 year
Cam Curney is 7’3
@BMoUltimate
Brownian Motion
1 year
Can curney is … cam curney 7-3
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
Y’all go check out @BrownDisco !!! I just finished guest tweeting for the first half of their game against Princeton! They’re sooooo good y’all. Go Disco!!!
@BrownShiver
Shiver
5 years
BOUT TO START V PRINCETON GUEST TWEETER RONAN TEAMING IN HEARD HES GOOD AT THIS
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
@BMoUltimate 0-0 game to 1
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
Great game @Branksters69 we really love you
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
5 years
A team that watches Avatar together, stays together
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
12-11 funk gets the job done 😎
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
7 years
Asher with the goal game funkkkkkkkk
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
2 years
12-10 Final. Ice speaks with the players postgame.
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@PFunkUltimate
Polyester Funkadelic
3 years
We won!! 11-10. No one told me it was uni 🤷🏼‍♂️
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