@KeneAkers
I got pulled over riding to the store with an AA friend because as the cops said “he had to be taking me to buy drugs” both pulled out of the car in the pouring rain, he was searched aggressively, asked multiple times where his gun was hid in the end we got a seatbelt ticket.
@Mike14221472
@summeranne
@jennycohn1
Texas runs on coal and blames this on wind turbines.... the ones in Antarctica seem to work fine. This was just the underscoring of Republicans not giving a fuck about anyone but themselves
Friendly reminder to all
@GCWrestling_
talent to pay for parking before the show in Atlanta tomorrow. The parking garages have their own big boot and you can’t duck this one
Found out my boss watches indie wrestling today when he told me he liked my
@theleemoriarty
long sleeve on the zoom call. Almost spit my coffee out when he said “taiga styleeee nice!”
Story time:
Once I fully committed and shaved my head bald to the skull left the hair on the sides and went out on the town as Lahey and never broke character. Only one girl I met at the gas station got it, and let me have coitus with her looking like that
Went to a death-match tournament and the only wound I managed to suffer was tearing the webbing of my thumb on
@_willowraven
magic Vanilla Coke of excalibur
I present to you …My Dad trying to figure out the Roku I bought him:
Pops: Justin I’m about fucking tired of looking at Kevin Costner I just want to watch the dolphins game”
Me: Dad, the Dolphins played like 4 hrs ago
Pops: oh fuck me I hate this roku piece of shit
My daughters new thing is asking me for flowers. You have no idea the joy a 6.99 bouquet brings a 3 year old when you pick them up from daycare with them in hand
Had this really cool video of Alex Colon fighting through the crowd, however I was under the influence and am not proud of how many times I yelled “fucking stab him Alex!” So I’ll refrain from posting
@malusmoskau
@FiteTV
I watched the entire match, he was pissed the other kid threw him around like a rag doll and tech’d him 14-2 I think there were 2 different 5 point throws and the only pts he scored was when the other kid slipped a throw
“I had this big slice on my stomach, I almost died, but I went to Burger King and got 2 burgers and an orange juice. I fuckin bounced back” - Nick Gage
*HOMECOMING UPDATE*
Just Signed:
TONY DEPPEN returns to the ring during Homecoming Weekend at The Showboat!
Plus:
Rina Yamashita
Blake Christian
Sasaki
Sugiura
Cardona/SDL
Maki Itoh
Vikingo
Ninja Mack
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August 19/20
The Showboat
Atlantic City