You want to come to The Swifts, you pay a fiver like everyone else, we’re a village football team, but when we win, the whole village wins
See you in July...
#UTS
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What a club and setup
@HeachamFC
is, pleasure to come second against you boys, all the best for the season lads, lovely setup, wonderful pitch, great food and a lovely draft pint of Stella, that’s what it’s all about, a group of mates having a kick about on a Saturday 👌🏻🔥⚽️🍻
The morning after the night before, to everyone that wished up luck, we appreciate it, we are just a group of mates who like to play football, well done to all the boys last night, all 16 were 9/10 but special mention to MOM
@DanielCamp_15
who was 10/10, a man mountain 💙🏆⚽️
When Outwell get to a second Cup Final in a week, the whole village gets to a second Cup Final in a week
The Crown is gonna take some money tonight
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#UTS
DSquared baseball caps are the latest gash to be added to the fine list this upcoming season, along with any NICCE, HERA, Shit Silk, 11 degrees or Gym King wank, £20 fine per item, repeated offenders will be bombed out of the club
#UTS
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🏆 A superb display, an excellent 3-0 win brings home the trophy, goals from
@BenJimson
a thunderbolt free kick from
@elsmasho10
and
@LPlumb95
44th of the season, all 16 players were unbelievable tonight, we are gonna spend some money tonight ⚽️💙
#UTFS
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Latest news from Spain, we can confirm that some of the boys have new tattoos, some woke up at 6am, some got in at 6am, 1 is still missing,
@LPlumb95
is in the gym,
@BenJimson
has a beer &
@lewythompson
has a number 7 on the sides and a 5 on the top
More news when we get it 💙🇪🇸
💙Plumby has left the building💙
Last seasons 60 goal man
@LPlumb95
has left the club after being spotted wearing a Gym King T-Shirt, we wish him all the best for the future, he was a big part of our squad on & off the field last year & played a big part in winning 🏆🏆🏆
#UTS
Happy that this man
@JoelMattless
has committed to play down The Nest next season in a Player/DJ roll as he’ll be in charge of the dressing room boombox, another big donator to the kitty pot, fits the bill for our club perfectly
#JM
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Big Rons funeral is this coming Friday the 27th. Due to current restrictions obviously we can't all attend as family must come first but his final ride will be passing the nest around 2.15ish so we will be in attendance at the field for a passing round of applause 👏. RIP Ron
Great news for the club as we can confirm that our top GK Lee Brooks
@brooko1983
has agreed to become our new club secretary, taking over the reigns from Dave Rawson. Big Dave will still be involved within the club and we thank him for all his good work
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#UTS
NICCE and HERA have been added to the fine list this upcoming season, along with any Shit Silk, 11 degrees or Gym King gash, and increased to £20 fine per item, repeated offenders will be bombed out of the club
#UTS
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New signing confirmed is goalkeeper
@brooko1983
Lee is a huge presence for us and has top experience with Wisbech Town, March Town, Huntingdon and Swaffham to name but a few, a class GK, we look forward to getting him involved soon 💙⚽️
#UTS
⚽️💙We are delighted to welcome back last seasons top scorer with 60 goals
@LPlumb95
Plumby comes straight back into the squad after his spell at Downham and we are delighted to have back with us 💙⚽️
First new player through the door for whenever we start is
@therealwykesie
as he joins us from Leverington, Wykesy has played for us in the past before going onto Thurlow Nunn football with March Town and WSM, a great addition and a good contributor to the Kitty
#UpTheWyksey
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ITS GAME DAY! Tonight we travel to Newmarket to take on
@papworth_fc
Res in the Reg Haigh And Arthur Peck Cup Final. KO 19:45. 52 seater coach fully loaded. We’re ready for this one.
#UTS
Make ours a Treble!!🏆🏆🏆
Officially won the league to go with the cup double after a 6-0 win infront of our biggest home crowd of the season, 24
Goals from
@BenJimson
x2
@JoelMattless
@LPlumb95
and the gaffer
@elsmasho10
x2 including 1 ridiculous screamer
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#UTS
⚽️💙 Tonight we are in The Creake Shield Cup Final over at Newmarket Town FC, 7:45pm KO, come and support the village in what will be a very tough fixture against a good
@HemUtdFC
Res side 💙⚽️
#UTS
Please welcome
@gunks15
back to The Nest!Gunks joins us from March Town after hearing about
#Maga19
and a potential reunion with some Egyptian dinner ladies, a massive signing that will commit 100% to the cause on getting us back to where we belong, some left back 👌🏻⚽️💙
The Swifts are on the way to Luton airport, we are 5 cans deep, the chants are loud, 1 scheduled piss stop in, Thommo’s shirt is off, and Timmy has a Ronaldo shirt on, scoring goals has gone to his head
#UTS
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An absolute finishing masterclass by
@LPlumb95
as he scores 7 (seven) today in a 9-2 win
Goals from
@BenJimson
2 finishes the scoring, a lot of fines for some hungover first half performance but we got the win
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#UTS
Happy 30th to “The Stylin', Profilin', VW riding, jet flying, loafer wearin, CO-OP wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun." The entertainer, the changing room disk jockey, the man who has lifted more trophies than anyone else in the last 2 years, The Skipper
@JoelMattless
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The club has reluctantly accepted
@SeckerMark
resignation as 1st team manager... we would like thank Mark for his commitment & efforts over the past 6 seasons... the club wouldn’t be where it is today without him...
#Uptheswifts
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Can you hear that?
That’s the sound of the double 🏆🏆
Absolutely different class, when we play like that we are so good, the 16 man squad was unbelievable
Now we drink...⚽️💙
#UTS
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The end of another successful tour is upon us, some outstanding performances & the two 17yr old debutants were tremendous, 5 tattoos between them & out all day & night with the seasoned pro’s, what a club & what a time to be alive...
...gracias Maga 🇪🇸
#UTS
#Maga2020
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Dominant performance today for The Swifts, ran out 6-0 winners,
@LPlumb95
with 4 more ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️inc. 2 wonder strikes,
@RossBeart_
@BenJimson
with the others and a clean sheet for 59 year old legend Mel Mattless 🧤🔥
#CleanStreets
#UTS
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After the double signing of
@kenna1986
and Kev Smith last week we’ve completed another double signing this week, with the additions of
@whugeezer
and
@ConnorYoung2
to add to our already strong squad, welcome aboard boys...💙
#UTS
Final score at the Fem Fresh stadium is 6-1 to The Swifts. Class from start to finish even with going 1-0 down the reaction was sensational.
#InTheFinalBabbbbyyyy
#UTS
💙⚽️ PRE SEASON STARTS ⚽️💙Saturday 4th July, 10:00am, The Crown Pub, Outwell, fancy dress optional, bank cards mandatory, Monday 6th to be booked off and bring your tent ready to go again early doors on the 5th 🍻
#RunnersRun
Well done to the engine room
@BenJimson
for completing his challenge of running 250 miles in 28 days, not for charity, just because he can, £20 fine brother
#LetTheRunnersRun
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#UTS
And that’s the hat trick...
Through to our 3rd Cup Final of the season, a 2-0 win and comfortable performance sees us progress
Goals from
@LPlumb95
and The Dog James Allen
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#UTS
Outwell Swifts 1st team before the 3-2 win vs Tydd St Mary 1st team today, lining up with sponsor Phil Wadsley
Missing, Joel Mattless, Tom Curson, Damo Gunns and Ben Norman ⚽️💙
#Squad
#UTS
Finally,
@LPlumb95
is coming back to The Nest as
@elsmasho10
first signing, Big Luke was a great signing by
@SeckerMark
a few seasons back and will bring pace and natural finishing ability back to the team, aswell as the sharpest fade and tightest jeans!
#9
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Our not so mysterious sugar daddy backer has done it again, massive thanks and appreciations for the warm up tops again, this guy is now arguably one of non leagues finest GK’s but never forgets his roots, we look forward to him joining us at MagaXX
#UTS
#AS1
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We ain’t had a 6 point Saturday for a while but good wins for the firsts and Ressies means the village is a double rollover winner tonight
#UTS
#UTFR
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Our very good 3-3 draw against a strong Senior B WSM Res has been overshadowed by the news
@BarrettfaceLee
has broken his fibula today, we send our best wishes to Bazza and we are all feeling gutted for him
#UpTheBazza
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Friendly confirmed, Pinot Grigio Cup, Vs
@AFCWalpole
, Sat 28th July, 12pm KO down The Nest, followed by what’s going to be an annual ‘From The Crown to The Angel & everywhere in-between’ lash up
#UTS
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Excited to say that next season we will be running a Reserve team. A big step to getting the club back to where we have been and more local lads playing for the club. If you are interested please contact the new manager
@molsey97
or
@SeckerMark
#Swifts
A hard fought 2-0 win away at our noisy neighbours this afternoon sees us advance to the semi final of the RHAP cup. A superb reaction to last weeks defeat.
#UTS
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