Nicola was born to lead Scotland and MUST be oor FM again. But for now I pledge my LOYALTY and my LIFE to John Swinney, and pray for Nicola's swift return
N is for Never giving up, against your many foes
I is for Incredibleness, every day it shows
C is for Courage, bravest lady we've ever seen
O is for Omnipotence, you make us feel serene
L is for your Loyalty, to each & every Scot
A is for Angel, from the heavens you were wrought
Wow!!!! Several SNP sources have told ME a MASSIVE announcement is coming very very soon! I'm sure many of you can guess what!!! This is HUGE!!!!
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I see President Zelenskyy is being widely touted as an impressive leader, but let's not forget that the greatest leader in Europe by every conceivable measure is Nicola Sturgeon.
Dear Yoons, Tories and Nazis.
Every time I see a nasty comment about Nicola, Peter, Colin etc, I will donate Β£5 to the SNP.
You may think you are damaging the party, but your hateful words are actually directly contributing funds to the SNP.
So do your worst. I am ready.
I have come onto possession of an incredible true story about Humza, and I will be publishing it soon on this twitter account. I guarantee all who read it will be stunned. It is truly breathtaking what this man is capable of.
Jesus fucking CHRIST. Nicola hasn't tweeted for 35 hours. This is so unlike her. I've heard nothing about her condition. Does anyone know if she's still alive? I am majorly freaking out here, that's two nights for me with no sleep & I've been physically sick several times. Fuck.
Update - my lawyer has cleared it and the Humza story will be published TODAY! I anticipate at approximately 2pm. Please share this news far and wide. You will not want to miss this.
When I find myself in times of trouble
Nicola Sturgeon comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Vote SNP
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Vote SNP
Vote SNP
Vote SNP
Vote SNP
Vote SNP
Whisper words of wisdom
Vote SNP
OVER 48 HOURS NOW AND NO TWEETS FROM NICOLA THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE I AM FEARING THE WORST HERE I REALLY THINK SHE IS EITHER DEAD OR ON A VENTILATOR NO NO NO NO NICOLA PLEASE TWEET TO LET US KNOW YOU ARE ALIVE I AM REFRESHING YOUR PAGE EVERY MINUTE NICOLA PLEASE I LOVE YOU
I'm
#SNPbecause
Nicola Sturgeon is the greatest leader we have ever had as a nation, and it is likely none will ever surpass her. I feel privileged to be alive in this moment of history. I love you Nicola and hope you can be our First Minister forvever!
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A question I'm often asked is "who should replace Nicola as FM?"
I respond by saying I hope Nicola never resigns, though Humza & Pete Wishart could be possible successors. But then I discovered President Zelenskyy used to be a comedian & now I have only one answer.
Janey Godley.
UPDATE Lawyer hasn't got round to looking at the Humza story yet . I've asked if he could do it tomorrow morning but not sure if he will it being weekend. Tbh I think I might publish anyway despite the legal ramifications. The world needs to know this story asap. So stay tuned.
What are you most looking foward to in an INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND? For me -
Becoming the wealthiest nation on Earth πΆ
Sending Trident nukes to England π
Rejoining EU πͺπΊ
Douglas Ross in prison π₯°
Scottish passport π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
Getting to call Nicola Madam President instead of FM π
@NicolaSturgeon
@ScotlandNT
They have shamed Scotland. Two games lost, one draw. A single goal scored the entire tournament. It's a disgrace. I really think you need to condemn them Nicola, they've let you down big time.
PLEASE stop going mad at me for the Humza story not being up yet. It's coming. I promise you. Be patient.
This story will be headline news & I need to ensure it's presented correctly & the facts are spot on.
I swear on First Nicola Sturgeon herself the story will be published.
I am shocked and furious that no statue of Nicola has been erected since she left office.
I have Β£57,000 in savings which is just sitting there gathering dust. I was planning to donate it to the SNP, but now I think I'll commission statue of Nicola for my garden instead. 1/2
OK, the results of the poll are in, and 50% of voters have asked for a picture of Nicola in a crown! Well I thought I would give you a few, whilst going through our amazing First Minister's life! Enjoy!
THREAD 1/13
*ANNOUNCEMENT*
Anyone I see posting the footage of Humza falling of his scooter will be reported to
@PoliceScotland
. Humza was disabled at the time of the incident, so if you share this video with the purpose of mocking him you are unequivocally commiting an ableist hate crime.
Note that although the Humza story will describe a single event, I am reliably informed this has happened numerous times & is an activity Humza engages in most weekends. Humza wants this all to remain a secret but I feel for the good of the party & the country it must be known.
MY TOP TEN SCOTTISH POLITICIANS OF ALL TIME
No. 10 - Ross Greer
The Greens are all great but Ross is my personal favourite. This heroic redhead bravely fights to protect the environment, as well as standing up for transvestites & calling Churchill out for what he was - a Nazi.
Well it's confirmed. Scotland is having an independence referendum next year! π₯³
But we must remember that not everybody is on board. Some people are undecided, and amazingly some are still firmly No. It's our job to convert them to Yes. Looks like it's time for a THREAD! 1/???
I would die for Nicola. And I would die for Humza too.
How many yoons would say that about Douglas Ross? Anas Sarwar? The Lib Dem guy? How many of them have sworn BLOOD OATHS to their leaders?
Probably none. Cause they're pathetic cowardly passionless HUSKS of human beings π€¬
UPDATE - my lawyer says there's a 50% chance he will go over the Humza story this afternoon and get back to me today. So it may be up this evening. I am hassling him constantly so fingers crossed!
@NicolaSturgeon
@scotgov
I am praying for you Nicola, please get well as soon as possible, Scotland needs you.π
Although I do not have covid I will be self-isolating in solidarity with you, I will not leave my home until you have the all-clear. I will be wearing my tartan mask at all times too π₯°
I've been reading tweets by
@DrEricDing
about how deadly covid is and how it can wreak havoc on the body. Even if Nicola survives there's a good chance she'll have long covid. This will render her essentially a vegetable and unable to run the country and an independence campaign.
I'm proud to present 4 exclusive poems about THE GUARDIAN ANIMALS OF SCOTLAND. Our most beloved politicians imagined as animals, their destiny to protect our nation from Tory evil.
They are -
THE TIGRESS π―
THE BALD EAGLE π¦
THE ALPHA WOLF πΊ
THE SLOTH BEAR π»
Enjoy! (THREAD)
Wow. Just saw Humza's first FMQs. Didn't think it was possible for a politician to be greater than Nicola but he bloody well might be! Wow wow WOW. I'm literally trembling with excitement.
To those asking when I will be publishing the story - I have several eyewitness interviews which I am transcribing into one coherent piece. Hopefully will be posted tomorrow or the next day. Trust me this is a story which will change the course of the leadership contest 1/2
I have come onto possession of an incredible true story about Humza, and I will be publishing it soon on this twitter account. I guarantee all who read it will be stunned. It is truly breathtaking what this man is capable of.
A note to everyone on Twitter -
If Nicola tests positive for coronavirus and I see you making disparaging remarks concerning her health, or any other nasty posts regarding Nicola and the SNP, I will be blocking you & potentially reporting you to the police.
Show some humanity.
Just collapsed with yet another weeping fit. Nicola's resignation has been the most traumatic event of my life, more so even than the death of my parents. I still don't understand, why is Nicola leaving us? I can't cope with the pain it hurts too much πππ
Honestly this is a fucking nightmare and I am wondering how it even happened. We know Nicola is super careful. We know she always wears her tartan mask. I'm beginning to think she was deliberately infected. By MI5? Douglas Ross? They're trying to get her out the way, I know it.
Why did Nicola Sturgeon resign?
Nicola was on the brink of delivering our independence. I'm certain she would have done so in a matter of months. So why did she go?
This is a question I have asked myself every day since it happened. And I think I've finally worked it out. 1/5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FIRST MINISTER NICOLA STURGEON!!!
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Scotland loves you Nicola & we all will stand with you forever!
Enjoy your special day, I hope Peter got you many lovely presents! π₯°
We love you Nicola, we love you so much. Have a wonderful birthday!
Truly spectacular performance from Nicola. Reminded yet again why I would give my life for this lady. A born leader who kept Scotland safe from the ravages of Corona whilst the Tories partied amidst piles of corpses. Yet how is she rewarded? With questions & scrutiny. Disgusting.
I was wondering why I hadn't seen any tweets from Janey, who I consider the greatest Scottish comedian of all time, but I am dismayed to see she has blocked me. Could she have done this by mistake? Could someone please contact her and ask her to unblock me, I love her π’
1. Thanks for all the well wishes. The virus has really knocked me for six the past couple of days. So while I hope to be back fighting fit v soon, Iβm having to stay at home for nowβ¦
The only hope I have is Nicola is remarkably strong for a woman of her age and size, both mentally and physically. She may be able to best this evil virus. However, why isn't she tweeting? Why is no one giving an update on her health? I really fear the worst here. FUUUUUUUUCK.
I will be self-isolating & wearing a tartan mask this week in solidarity with Nicola. I suggest all supporters of our wonderful FM do likewise. She's given up so much & worked so hard to protect us from the virus, but now it has her in its grasp. Let's all
#selfisolatewithnicola
Tomorrow Humza Yousaf will become leader of the SNP π§π½ββοΈ
On Tuesday he will be elected First Minister by the Scottish Parliament π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
At some point in the summer we will have a referendum & most Scots will of course vote YES β
By Christmas WE WILL BE AN INDEPENDENT NATION π
@stefanhoggan
Very different result to MSM polls run by corrupt Tories. I believe this reflects the true support for independence in Scotland (approx 80%). It's time for Nicola to lead us to independence!!! ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ
He guards our health service. He guards the rights of minorities. He is truly one of the greatest guardians of Scotland. He is
@HumzaYousaf
, he is THE SLOTH BEAR!
Humza needs to do something.
This is Nicola's husband FFS. NICOLA'S HUSBAND.
How can the police do this? Infiltrated by Tories? They are no longer fit to serve Scotland.
Humza needs to disband the Police NOW and replace them with a militia consisting of vetted SNP members.
That's Β£100 donated to the SNP today thanks to numerous vile comments from Tory/Nazi trolls.
I actually didn't think anyone would comment knowing that in doing so they would be directly funding (through me) the party they detest, yet I guess their hatred overwhelmed their logic.
I'm a practicing Christian but I don't normally speak much about my faith on here. I've been reluctant to say anything about this as I'm constantly abused by unionist trolls, and I'm sure it'll be the same with this post, but I now really don't care what those morons think. 1/9
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My worst fears have come true. πI know Nicola has a chance of surviving as she is a strong and healthy lady, but I will not be able to sleep until I know she is fit and well. May God protect our FM and cure her from the virus. πππ
Unless Pete Wishart stands, I will be voting for
@HumzaYousaf
for leader, mainly due to his excellent track.
As Minister for Transport Humza successfully dualled part of the A9, and ensured no one was above the law when it came to traffic violations - even himself.
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I'm still devastated what happened to Humza. It's wrong that a BAME man, crippled by injury & essentially at this moment disabled yet still bravely soldiering on with his job, takes a nasty tumble & it is met with whoops of delight by jeering unionist journalists. They are evil.
I'm an advocate of free speech. It's an important part of a healthy democracy. But free speech comes with responsibilities. You can't just say whatever you want, a line must be drawn somewhere. And for me, criticising
@NicolaSturgeon
and
@theSNP
is going well over that line.
I have been weeping non-stop since I heard the news and I have vomitted twice. Is Peter in a cell right now? What if the police are beating him? How do we even know he's still alive?
LET PETER GO NOW YOU BASTARDS
The promotional video for the Guardian Animals of Scotland Project is here! π
@NicolaSturgeon
π―
@JohnSwinney
π¦
@PeteWishart
πΊ
and
@HumzaYousaf
π»
as you've never seen them before!
Please watch, and don't forget to donate! π·
Together we will make history! π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
LIKE AND RETWEET IF YOU STAND WITH NICOLA!
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@NicolaSturgeon
I'm an advocate of free speech. It's an important part of a healthy democracy. But free speech comes with responsibilities. You can't just say whatever you want, a line must be drawn somewhere. And for me, criticising
@NicolaSturgeon
and
@theSNP
is going well over that line.
There is nothing that infuriates me more than people referring to First Minister Nicola Sturgeon solely by her surname. She is literally the only politician this happens to. SHOW NICOLA SOME G*DDAMN RESPECT
I won't break my promise of donating Β£5 to the SNP for every hateful comment I see on my posts, but I'd appreciate if folks could stop now as I'm well into my overdraft, I've donated a lot to the party this month which included all of my savings so don't really have much to spare
It's been brought to my attention there is a company selling effigies of Nicola that are intended to be ripped apart by dogs. This is clearly a direct threat of violence against a female politician and I will be filing a report with
@policescotland
today.
It definitely seems I have found a new way to enrage Tories - pictures of Nicola wearing a crown! When they see their beloved Lizzie all crowned up they grovel and squeal with delight, but apparently Nicola in a crown is outrageous and obscene? Pure hypocrisy!!! ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
I & MANY OF MY FELLOW SCOTS HAVE SWORN ALLEGIANCE TO NICOLA & HER AMAZING GOVERNMENT WHO'VE GUIDED US THROUGH THE PANDEMIC & ARE GUIDING US TOWARDS INDEPENDENCE! YET NOT ALL SCOTS HAVE JOINED US! NOW IS THE TIME! OTHERWISE YOU STAND WITH THE TORIES & THE FORCES OF EVIL! JOIN US!
Not only is our First Minister Nicola Sturgeon incredibly intelligent, courageous, empathetic, resilient , trustworthy, innovative, honest, and kind...
She's also bloody gorgeous too!
Scotland is so lucky to have such a beautiful leader - inside and out!
#IStandWithNicola
Just to make something clear.
There is LITERALLY NOTHING you can say or do that will make me question or end my loyalty to the SNP & Nicola & Peter & Humza.
I don't care what facts and evidence you have. My stance will never ever change.
So please, don't waste your time trying
Regarding the story, some will say it defies belief & Humza wouldn't be capable of doing that. Well literally dozens of eyewitnesses have seen him do this in various locations over the past few years. I am convinced this has happened multiple times & I hope you will be too.
Nicola is holding a press conference today. I hope the assorted journoscum show her some respect. Some suggested questions
How do you consistently keep delivering for Scotland ?
Do you agree with the widely held belief that you're the greatest politician in history?
#AskNicola
@NicolaSturgeon
@ayrracecourse
@ScotlandNT
Nicola please come back. I miss you so much. Life just isn't the same without you. I love you please come back we need you as FM please please speak to Humza please
@NicolaSturgeon
I love you Nicola! Thank you so much for everything you have done for Scotland! It would make me unbelievably happy if you liked and/or retweeted this! My life for you!
Incredible performance from Nicola at her press conference today. Journoscum destroyed as usual. I imagine some were reduced to tears by our beautiful FM's powerful responses to their pitiful questions. π₯°π₯°π₯°
People are saying I'm Pete Wishart.
I'm not. Although it would be an honour if I was. Pete is one of our greatest parliamentarians & a champion of Scotland. But I'm sure he's far too busy fighting for his constituents & our independence than having arguments on Twitter! π
Think of it like this
Peter Murrell shoplifted a packet of biscuits. The value of them was only 66p
Meanwhile, Rishi Sunak & Michelle Mone & their Tory pals broke into your house & stole everything inside
Guess which case the police chose to pursue & which one they ignored!