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Only two dates in your life are important; the day you are born, and the day you find out why. Views my own. 🥂

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@OnyxSakura
Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@SheRatesDogs My favourite response I’ve ever seen to the threesome question is: B: 3sum? G: Sure! With who? B: one of your girl friends? G: cool, who’s the third person? B: me? G: oh. Then no.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@photonsmight Honestly Disney marketing is just so… unmagical these days
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Kels 🪷🌦️
1 year
@vida333333 @Nikitalodeon @bammssss @higherconnecti3 @LayahHeilpern @gideonheilpern2 Lizzo shedding 100lbs sadly isn’t gonna stop you breathing either. It’s almost like you have completely different lives that don’t impact each other in the slightest! Who knew!?
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@HannNicolee2 @harrisonjbrock The same reason the popular kids at high school never get any other friends after they leave
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@hellasnowy Some of the replies here are awful and prove your point massively. I totally relate from the other side of the gay coin as well!
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@SophLouiseHall Can we also talk about the wfh hair
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@ask_aubry “Don’t ever tell girls what your fantasies are” DON’T HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT HARMING THEM
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@RomaeIik @PopCrave I hate when people / reporters do this. Logan is enough of a jerk without having to make up stories about him.
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@MrPMHarrison “Never say at my funeral what you never said to me in life.”
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@OrangePaulp If Brad mondo and Ryan gosling had a baby
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@erikscottdebie @ask_aubry It blows my mind but some people just want to cheat, and when presented with the idea of poly, they aren’t as enthused.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@alexburns2000 So glad I’m not the only one that caught that he didn’t say it back! He’s tried it on with other girls before but THEY haven’t been interested. Still not 100% tbh.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@sliderulesyou Honestly the fact that we’ve unintentionally made Paddington the grim reaper will forever be the funniest thing
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@RespectfulMemes Even if this is true, doesn’t mean we should stop doing what we’re doing to help it. If anything it means we should double down!
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@Imboredaffff1 I’ve never know a couple that can be like an old married couple but also in their honeymoon period lol
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@ken501 @Nigella_Lawson Would rather have someone behind bars for inciting a race war and starting what is effectively a cult than someone who sniffed a bit of coke and made a lasagne
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Kels 🪷🌦️
1 year
@mattxiv What??? You mean there is something in the world that isn’t made for straight Cis men!? Surely not
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Kels 🪷🌦️
1 year
@djvickyv121 @yassnito Thank you for this I was just wondering how far apart they were tweeted lmaoooo
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Kels 🪷🌦️
3 years
@unfortunatalie @Dr_Draper Separate question but if you were an alcoholic why would you go to a bar? Surely it’s cheaper to just by from the local Walmart and drink at home?
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@DisneyDLV It’s not tomorrow. Disney please stop doing this it just makes everyone disappointed! just drop the release date or don’t but don’t drop a teaser for the announcement of the release date. It sucks.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@SamRoth93 Agreed and also Camilla! Her and Jamie do so much volunteering for various charities.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@UberFacts As much as I love pizza, pizza. It’s great, but it doesn’t quite match up to the hype it gets. Source: am eating pizza for dinner right now.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@spillseshYT Turns out maybe really does love fish sticks
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@davinaalicee As much as I agree, if they’re not ‘influencer attractive’ they’ll get ripped to shreds more than the influencers do. Year after year I see tweets of ‘she’s not even that pretty / I remember when the bombshells were bombshells’ etc.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@supertanskiii @DanWaterston They’re not. They’re just trying to wrap their head around how this vile ‘opinion piece’ could possibly be printed so confidently in a national paper. Which is a valid concern. I don’t want to believe it’s real either. But if it is then we can start asking how he’s not in prison.
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@jamiefrickengib 1) One thing that people who have successfully managed bpd do, is take accountability for their actions. Yes it’s a reason behind why, but it’s never an excuse. 2) BPD alone doesn’t make you do the things they did. They were calculated choices.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@ladylobotomy @hutchleah Fat person here and I agree with the “gimmick account”. Fraser has also been fat himself. For some people, it was an insight into what some other people struggle with. And for those people with struggles, it was representation like we’ve never seen. This movie helped us.
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@mindironalia Yeah I mean tbh sometimes I won’t call someone out just to see how far they’ll go with it. I want to see all of their true colours at their worst.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@detectivegrant @Nothennyfr I had to add my fuckin birthdate to see this
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@eurotrashsash That’s what the L in lgbt stands for
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@ItsThatEM Lmao why are people so triggered by this? Who has ever loved hearing screaming kids running around as they try to enjoy a pint
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@carbdiem I love this trend of romanticising the mundane tbh something has to make life worth living these days
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@BipolarDoped @TheAliaJanine @AliceRHamilton @EarlSkakel She didn’t make you do anything. Your lack of self control did.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@SleeplssEremite I don’t think anyone understands how much I need these in my life
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Kels 🪷🌦️
4 years
@UNILAD Thank you so much Unilad for filming this. And of course Emily for sharing. You have a demographic that needs to hear it and it’s great to see social organisations doing their part. 💪🏼
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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This is what happens when you buy media space with no clue who your neighbour is 🙈😂
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Kels 🪷🌦️
3 years
@septimusajprime I mean, I don’t disbelieve that happened, but a) he even admits it was only due to Jake cracking on, she didn’t like you Hugo and b) this is a really awful way of using her heartbreak for clout.
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@equine__dentist Forbidden nature valley bar
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Kels 🪷🌦️
4 years
@StateOfLinkedIn I’ve never understood why sacrificing your life for a job is a brag or desirable trait. I’d hate to hire someone like this. And not just they put wanky stuff like this on LI.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@felixxrexx @lolennui It’s a warm vegetable smoothie 🥲
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@maxion23 @SheRatesDogs Then why not just delete your profile and not online date if it sucks so much
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@jrawson It’s an attempt to remove the directness and to avoid feeling too personal. ‘You’ is a very direct word to say. It feels more pointed and less ‘high level’ than ‘yourself’. There seems to be an a unwritten formality with the term ‘yourself’. It’s less harsh somehow.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@CavinBGonzalez The guy when people criticise his poem:
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Kels 🪷🌦️
8 months
@lennylaw @dank_ackroyd Sometimes you can’t even view a flat without providing proof of earnings over a certain threshold.
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@hansmollman For me personally it’s the prices. They have just skyrocketed to a place where I can’t justify the prices. Even if it’s something I could afford, on principle I won’t pay that much for what that item is, if that makes sense.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@minesh1112 I had a drag queen roast me for a good 15 minutes just because I was bisexual. Some drags are far from queens.
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@Number10cat @IanMurrayMP ‘Whose name we forget’ lol savage
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@harrisonjbrock I’ve never heard it called the nosebleeds but that is poetry
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Kels 🪷🌦️
3 years
@messiiboii This unlocked a memory - but not fully. What is this from again?
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@NoContextBrits Can we just appreciate the duality
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@jon4hry4n Cunty as in 💅🏼 or cunty as in 😠
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@bttmsupremacist @Iavenderbuns @KJILOVECLUB @mattxiv Gays will really say biphobia doesn’t exist and then create it themselves lmao
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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Joe Lycett winning and pioneering the Gamechanger award couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person. Activism at its peak. #nationalcomedyawards
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@BeckieeBabeex @Lilbunnyliza Tbh I’d usually agree but they’ve been nothing but unkind and hypocritical to those that were there for them in the villa.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
1 year
@marcovouficar I thought it was feminine, feminine, phenomenal
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Kels 🪷🌦️
3 years
@BipolarDoped @TheAliaJanine @AliceRHamilton @EarlSkakel This doesn’t support what you said in any way? What are you trying to say with this?
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@bttmsupremacist @Iavenderbuns @KJILOVECLUB @mattxiv We also then experience all the homophobia in addition. Because homophobes will hate our “gay side” and pray that it’s a phase. But gays hate our “straight side”. We’re always never enough either way, and experience this discrimination because of who we can fall in love with.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@zam_spam @GoodReddit Thank you for posting this I was so curious of the context but omfg why would anyone say that 😅😂
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@bttmsupremacist @Iavenderbuns @KJILOVECLUB @mattxiv Do you actually care? You’re not open or willing to listen and learn. But I’ll bite. We get constantly erased by people saying we don’t actually exist or are just doing it for attention. PLUS we get abuse mainly from gays for ‘pretending’ and excluded from queer spaces regularly.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@harrisonjbrock I’m all for being creative with copy but you just know it’s a toxic working environment
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@DisneyDLV Drop rate for herring is too high and drop rate for iron is too low - that’s what I see from this data 😂
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@TheLiTKiTT @stillgray @BoredElonMusk Jesus Christ didn’t think he could get any worse
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Kels 🪷🌦️
1 year
@LilSock12 @juaangng_ @souvenirtities @PopCrave Words do have meaning, but so do common understanding (or misunderstanding) of those words. Whether it’s right or wrong, this is what those people see it as.
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At the Women In The World Summit with @DoveUK - such inspirational speakers lined up! #WITW #NoLikesNeeded http://t.co/pFi1pNVx8V
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If you’re not following @clientsfh and you work in advertising, graphic design etc; do so. You won’t be disappointed. But you may be frustrated.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
8 years
#Broadchurch is so well written. Cannot WAIT for @ChrisChibnall to begin on Doctor Who 👀
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Kels 🪷🌦️
9 months
@pisseymiyake It’s really bugging me that the wing isn’t even in the correct position
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@bttmsupremacist @Iavenderbuns @KJILOVECLUB @mattxiv You clearly dislike us. We don’t want anyone to be afraid of us but just like homophobia, fear has nothing to do with it. Discrimination does.
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Kels 🪷🌦️
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@babyxgorgeous I think it’s because of the sad realisation that a lot of men literally only go out for the purpose of getting laid or to find a girl. So they can’t comprehend why someone would continue doing so because enjoy themselves and hanging with friends was never their objective.
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@grazolisstan This makes me irrationally angry 😤 Yes you put a lot of effort in…. Into denying her the thing she loves most!! Laura is a true friend
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2 years
@bttmsupremacist @Iavenderbuns @KJILOVECLUB @mattxiv Even if a cishetero person did say this, it wouldn’t be any less correct 💖💜💙
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@cleetus069 @Williesillie2 Finally someone with culture
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Kels 🪷🌦️
8 months
@Firebirdxox First, bi girl
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4 years
@Joelle_o @JD_lwig I’m so glad you said this! No one believes me / remembers this and I thought I was going crazy!
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@fringe__forever @gabydunn Kinda sounds like she just wants an A+ in her freedom class or whatever tbh
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4 years
@Shergs888 @sainsburys @Argos_Online Your bio literally says ‘if you don’t like my views, move on.’ How ironic.
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8 years
Petition for only having arguments in Haiku
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7 years
#OMB @OneMinuteBriefs #RAZORS - A hassle, but a legit female truth.
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@Acid_4_Blood @StateOfLinkedIn Luckily I had screenshotted at the time:
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@EdMcDonaldTFK @fesshole He might not be gay but he’s definitely not straight
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2 years
So gutted Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared didn’t win. It was the best show of the year for me. #nationalcomedyawards
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Just saw #TheBiLife & I’ve honestly never seen anything with so much accurate representation and that properly educates people on the struggles we face from BOTH gay & straight communities. Oh, and @courtneyact was the ABSOLUTE right choice to host 👌🏼
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@LilSock12 @juaangng_ @souvenirtities @PopCrave Actually, people who discriminate against lgbt+ could be described as homophobic, even if it’s technically not. Because part of their ignorance just means that any part of the community is just seen as ‘gay’ to them which is what they don’t like.
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@dank_ackroyd Tbh crop it and that’d be a sick album cover for a new record called keep door closed
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Kels 🪷🌦️
2 years
@SheRatesDogs Side note but I always get a whiff of manipulation tactics whenever a guy uses my name to talk to me directly.
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If you’re that ‘creative’, that ‘innovative’ and that ‘entrepreneurial’, make your business profitable through morals and sustainable change. Dare ya.
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@usedwifi I don’t like Ellie Golding personally, but to bash her career is both low and ridiculous. Absolutely spot on about the reincarnation thing though. See also: arctic monkeys and jake bugg
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@ratbitebaby @breakingbaht @Onthefenceg It’s blowing my mind that you’ve actually said ‘not all men’ and men are STILL having an issue.. like Bros is this not the excuse you pull out on the reg?
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@MAiJiNTHEARTIST @bcrehan1023 @EmilyMeganX @UberFacts His path to redemption starts with physically demonstrating his change in attitudes and behaviours towards women, such as through his music. Misogyny is loud.
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2 years
@DisneyDLV I reeeeally hope you up the furniture item limit because I have no reason to play anymore 😭
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3 years
@Claire05167770 @Channel4 I wouldn’t mind as much if they were using the commitment therapy session to try and educate him on his behaviour but nope
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2 years
@TheXFactor @onedirection X Factor, just as the Liam memes have died down:
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4 years
@reservoird0gs Men acting like having the decency to repress those thoughts is what makes them a good person. No, not having those thoughts in the first place makes you a good person.
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Just adopted an elephant! 🐘 #Kiruba @wwf_uk
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@DWPoop I saw Donna vent to electrical
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3 years
@dariennelake @ShadyLawrence Unless it’s in the UK then you win a coveted Ru Peter Badge™️
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