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@OneAndOnlySM

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Proud bencher of ≈60,000 lbs. I’ve been SM for 3 years in all 5 boroughs. Don’t do the crime if you can’t pay the medical bills!

New York, New York
Joined November 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
10 days
Y’all are gonna hate me so fucking much when you hear about what The Chameleon framed me for. I swear it was NOT me. #NewProfilePic
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
Stop gatekeeping and give me the name.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
@sarahthekitty7 Thank you so much! And next time you’re in New York, make sure to use the Spider-Help app! Make NY a friendlier neighborhood with the Spider-Men!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
I see it, I don’t know if they do.
@BOOMERANG_117
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Fortnite duo idea, y'all see the vision?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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9 months
@comics_jeff Who the hell is he? I haven’t met him yet!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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9 months
@KeyWatkins51299 Unfortunately, he’s that strong in my universe too. He’s really hell on the spine and knees.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
@Aladoofs @sarahthekitty7 Dude, what the hell?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
@EvanFilarca @ThatBoyAqua And you’ve been wrong! 🕷️ 😭
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
WRONG! Those are fries.
@SuiLovesBridges
SuiLovesBridges🇵🇸
6 months
These are called chips btw
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
Hey man, that knife was huge, and clearly laced with something. It hurt like hell when he stabbed ME with it, too.
@CriticalNick_
Nick⚡️
6 months
Damn,bro’s weakness really is small knives 😭
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Guys, I feel like you don’t fw me like you used to, and I don’t know why. I’ve been trying harder and harder to interact with you guys, but it just doesn’t seem to work. I’ve tried acting more like myself on this account. Doesn’t work. I know people are always joking around, say-
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
@supersonic16023 This show really allowed me to embrace my… 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 side. I recently drank the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Drink, and am now 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Spider-Man.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
Why would he be Peter Parker? He just takes the photos.
@stefenstar
stefen 🗯️
6 months
You guys think his name is peter parker?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
I’m so close to doing it guys
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
You bitch ass nigga go back to sleep with your raggedy ass tasteless ass brainrot ass silly ass influencer ass youtube kids ass boots and your ugly ass porky pig ass kermit the uh frog here ass mickey mouse ass speedy gonzalez ass meg griffin ass helmet b4 i stomp you again bitch
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6 months
#NewProfilePic GUESS WHO’S BACK? HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
@OtherTWG I didn’t, simply because I don’t have the time. I’m too busy saving people’s lives to watch YouTube, man.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
It’s getting harder and harder every day. Gotta keep getting back up. No matter what.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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10 months
@SarahTheKitty7 @Alkejo1 I agree with you, Sarah. This take is awful. Should I tell them to crawl back into their time-out corner?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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5 months
All of my mutuals are doing this, so why the hell not?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
LET ME IN!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I’M LITERALLY SPIDER-MAN!!!!
@ScarletJeffy
It’s been Jeff all along! 🔮
7 months
ok, so what if we all started a LEGO Marvel Fortnite world together? in sandbox mode maybe, build Marvel stuff, like build the Avengers Tower or smth DIBS ON GAMBIT just add me on Fortnite, my user is: Pollosnicker51 (DONT LAUGH I MADE IT WHEN I WAS 7, too lazy to change it)
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
#NewProfilePic All of the style, none of the vile(ness)!
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@SpiderMenace125 It’s… the only one. Steep competition.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
@Aladooof No. Not until you accept Spibidi-Toilet as your lord and savior.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
“CBM movies”? Why say the word movies when the “M” in CBM stands for movies? That’s like saying “ATM machine” or “NYC city”.
@Mutant_Menace
❤️‍🔥
6 months
The worst CBM movies ever
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@JustthefactsJJ S P I D E R - M A N I N P R O F I L E
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
8 months
I am proud to announce that I, Spider-Man, am running for President of the Flarp Community. I elatedly thank you all for this wonderful opportunity, and am looking forward to your votes!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Are you fucking insane? I could punch a hole through Homelander, easy, but OMNI-MAN?
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
@kaiscomics Batman isn’t hyphenated. I’d know because I’m the king of hyphens.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
That shit looks easy.
@paskana_
David 🇵🇸
10 months
what do you think is harder than this?
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9 months
@AGeekForFun I’m literally real. How do people still deny my existence?
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
5 months
You actually thought I was gone? Ha! You wish, Jonah. You want me gone? Tough shit. Love you!😘
@JustthefactsJJ
J. Jonah Jameson
5 months
He must’ve given up… Thrown in the towel! Abandoned his sad little masked charade! HA HA HA!!!! I finally got to him! THE POWER OF THE PRESS TRIUMPHS!!!!!!!
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//The world is becoming a more and more hateful place, the more I look. I probably need to take some time to myself. All I see anybody do is judge, judge, judge, over and over, without any discretion or even time to understand or think about what other people might be going
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
@captain_cambo WHEN WAS THIS?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
@MlLFjennytulls @NewSalvage Even gameplay? I’ve felt more like myself in this one than I did in the first game.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
It’s April Fool’s Day, why did you choose to state fact?
@Yasshbhardwajj
Yash
6 months
Enough time has passed
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
Oh yeah? If I’m so mid, how tf can I be stylin’ on ‘em like this? Huh?
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@TangoTeds
ToddsKeep
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Spider-Man kinda mid tbh
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
7 months
I have perfectly adequate understanding of the law.
@Spidemian1
Spidemian
7 months
You got arrested! The last character in your gallery is your lawyer Yeah I’m cooked 😭
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
@EvanFilarca You used the wrong advanced suit, sir.
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6 months
For the first time in what feels like weeks, I think I had a good day. I’m happy. I haven’t said those words in quick succession in a very long time.
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@newstoastonish
Ronnie
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I CAN’T SEE how this wouldn’t be a good idea.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
8 months
Guys… my girlfriend broke up with me. I don’t know what I’m going to do about it, but for now, I’m just going to blow off steam on patrol. Happy fucking Valentine’s Day.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
People I’d like to stay in contact or get to know more about as myself: @somefloridan , @teamansion , @JoesInArkham , @Ironable , @maxmagnus73 , @Nerdmekian , @Eminems_Cousin , @Aladooof , @HouseOfElleX If you aren’t listed here, I most likely am far too tired to remember. Bye for now.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
I’m suing you. Can someone get Murdock on the phone, please?
@InvincibleHQ
INVINCIBLE
6 months
With great power comes great energy blasts using this hand motion for no particular reason at all
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@OneAndOnlySM
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9 months
Spider-Man does NOT approve of this message. Don’t smoke, It’s bad for everyone, especially you.
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6 months
Ho-ly shit.
@thealexrossart
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@OneAndOnlySM
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7 months
My name is @JDiguesss , and I have been Spider-Man since December of 2023.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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5 months
Do I have unc status?
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
7 months
The Lizard after he wakes up in the sewers:
@Salt_Pringle
𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆.ᐟ
7 months
Good morning rats
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
I’m getting knocked down more than usual. Harder. It hurts. But I need to keep moving. Need to push farther. Need to GET. BACK. UP.
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Spider-Man
6 months
Man, is that Firestar? i haven’t seen her in years. I wonder what happened to her.
@MISTERHIPP
Dan Hipp
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Amazing Friends
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Spider-Man
5 months
Holy shit, how haven’t I tried this yet?
@FoodPornPhotos
Food Porn
5 months
🚨 Does bacon belong in mac & cheese?
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
@Turd42o @sarahthekitty7 Hey man, that’s not cool. At all. This also just has nothing to do with the post. What provoked you to say this? It doesn’t affect you, so it shouldn’t bother you. Live and let live. She’s a woman.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
How you doin’?
@TeaDrinkerArt
Mollie has commissions OPEN
6 months
Trying to live my best MJ life
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Someone call the Defenders, I don’t feel like doing this today.
@JustthefactsJJ
J. Jonah Jameson
6 months
WE ARE SCREWBALL
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
Parker’s Pics Number 2!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Ratio this nigga
@beaufeld
Cleo✨
6 months
@BarrySkywalker1 bro 😭 i just really hate the animation and it has a half decent story
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
WHO. THE FUCK. IS MILES?
@TheJediWizard4
PJO Season 2 2025 🥳- Reading Wottg 🔱
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@OneAndOnlySM @Captain_Jack138 Fuck you lil bro this is why miles is better
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Never stop fighting. Never give up, no matter how hard it gets. When faced with adversity in your life, you have two options. Drop everything, get on your knees, and grovel for forgiveness from life, or face it. Rise up to whatever challenge faces you, and SMILE. KEEP GETTING UP.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
@teamansion I’m from New York, so I know a thing or two about pizza. And you’re right.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Big things coming soon guys
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
She looks like she needs a Spider-Man in her life, ngl.
@thealexrossart
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
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Alright. I’ll (Spider-)bite. Time and date?
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
8 months
Felt like a change of attire was needed. Be seeing you soon, #flarpscars . #NewProfilePic .
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@OneAndOnlySM
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8 months
First batch of photos from Parker, coming in hot! Let him know what you guys think!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
Good morning, New York (and other miscellaneous locales)! Whatcha got for me today?
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6 months
Holy shit. Swinging to midtown now.
@EmpireStateBldg
Empire State Building
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Lord Vader. @starwars
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@OriginalSIayer That’s literally me in Doom’s throne. And a chair made out of diamonds. Yet I still can’t afford basic necessities.
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Spider-Man
6 months
I might know a Spider-Man…
@gummy__kat
Anika🦨
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Mary Jane Watson <3 (I need a Spidey🥺)
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
@somefloridan How do people not fw Eminem????
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
WE WON!!!! Also, I’m a bit curious. How could you be 14, and a “Swiftie since 2010”? You’re lying about something.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
GAS HIM UP!
@friesneverdies
fries
6 months
deleting twitter at 300 followers!
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
This is gonna make sense to you all in about a week.
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@OneAndOnlySM
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6 months
WOOOOOOOOOO! I’D LIKE TO THANK MY DEAD AUNT, MY DEAD EX GIRLFRIEND, AND MY DEAD BEST FRIEND, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY (and dead) OF THEM ALL, MY DEAD UNCLE! HELL YEAH, BITCHES! I’M BACK!
@NatAttack67
Natalie but Spooky 🕸️🎃
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Jewish Omni Man Moots War Round 3 @EvilOmniMan vs @OneAndOnlySM
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
-neath it. Day in, day out, it’s just the same ennuyeux personne. I just don’t know what to do, you guys just treat me like I’m a character out of a book on here, which, don’t get me wrong, is entirely warranted, but I’m afraid you won’t like what’s over there. There’s nothing i-
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Spider-Man
5 months
“I’m your father and I’m proud of you.”
@domolambic
bricky
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I’m tryna become a voice actor, give me some lines to say! >:3
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
8 months
I had Parker take me a #NewProfilePic because the last layout was a little… eh.
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6 months
-ing “It’s never 'how is [INSERT NAME HERE'” but it’s actually applicable to me. It feels like I’m just some sort of novelty to you here, and my main account sucks mega-ass because my name is attached to it. I wish I could take more of the mask off, but I’m tired of what’s under-
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
You a bitch ass nigga
@captain_cambo
Winters
6 months
Retweet if you hate Aunt May
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
Who the FUCK said Plastic Man?
@wtfzombiess
nevan 🪃
6 months
orange next give me orange characters
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
9 months
@MaceAhWindu Yeah, calling a 48 year-old woman old is ridiculous. And in most universes, I’ve been in a state of cartoon-esque stasis.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
(Oatmeal Jenkins) will (hopefully) help. Thank you all who’ve been nice to me in my time here, and one day, I might be back. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe months from now. I don’t know. All I know is that I can, in good mental health, no longer remain on here. Goodbye.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
-nteresting about ME, but there’s tons interesting about Spider-Man. I act more like myself than you might think on this account, but you’d probably just say I’m acting like Spider-Man. I’m just asking you all to treat me more like a person instead of a soulless roleplaying husk.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
If you see this, please repost, get this across to as many people I’m “mutuals” with as you can. I’m not mentioning anybody. If you just decide to play this off as some sort of pointless dump, you can go fuck yourself. I’m tired of being the one who gets “played off”.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
5 months
Voice reveal, coming sometime tomorrow.
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6 months
Nobody wants to see a Spider-Shaped stain on the pavement.
@NirvanaM1nd
🌊 𝐍𝐕𝐑𝐌𝐍𝐃 𝟑𝟐𝐗-𝐉𝟗 🌊
6 months
Spider-Man is constantly doing math equations to swing is probably one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard
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6 months
My black ass would mess up some Popeye’s right about now.
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Spider-Man
6 months
@JoesInArkham You need your whole brain retwisted if you think the Marvel Rivals suit is better than the FFH suit💀💀
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
needs help, don’t cut your arm off in spite, extend it in hopes for a better tomorrow. And with that, I announce my leaving you for a short while. If you want any way to stay in contact with me, or want to know me for me a little more, the mutual who’s stuck with me the most
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
6 months
through, or how they might have been incorrectly raised, or what may have led them to think or feel what they might. It hurts me to see this divide in humanity grow ever wider without any signs of slowing down. If someone is ungracefully ignorant, try educating them. When someone
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Spider-Man
6 months
//LITERALLY DOOFS BEST TAKE OML
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Spider-Man
5 months
@narincible I can’t lie, the cape is kinda cool. But, I can’t wear one. You know, the “rules” and all that nonsense.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
7 months
GUYS! I HIT A NEW BENCH PR! I HIT 30 TONS! MY PR IS NOW 60,000! DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES OF OTHERS! NO DIPLOMACY! ONLY DEMOCRACY! FOR SUPER EARTH RAAAHHH!!!
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@ccatsbat
ece💭
6 months
i just remembered this again 😭
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Spider-Man
7 months
That’s… what? That’s just Detective Watanabe.
@Tilde_FR
𝙏𝙄𝙇𝘿𝙀 😳
7 months
Y'all remember that Walt Disney Frozen conspiracy theory? I think I found another one.
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Spider-Man
6 months
Guys… Oat deactivated, and I don’t know if he’ll come back.
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@OneAndOnlySM
Spider-Man
8 months
Jonah, did… did you just say nigga?
@JustthefactsJJ
J. Jonah Jameson
8 months
What this nigga felt like saying this about Bryan:
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Spider-Man
6 months
This is in no way permanent. I might be back tomorrow, next week, month, year, whenever. See you then.
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Spider-Man
8 months
//Hey guys, just here to remind you that Spider-Man’s face change was NOT a bad decision from Insomniac Games. John Bubniak is by no means a bad looking man; his face just didn’t match Yuri Lowenthal’s voice as well as Ben Jordan’s does.
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