Denver Dave @OmahaBloke Twitter profile

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

8 months

@mrsballs69 To me this feels 1000% staged and also the toothpick. But I’m also a miserable person

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@OmahaBloke

8 months

@mrsballs69 Thx queen

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 months

You will be hearing from my lawyer very soon!!! @TheBoysTV

Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Coronas are going down quicker than Nancy Reagan in an MGM parking lot today lads!

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3 years

One of my friends was wasted Friday Night and matched with a girl on Hinge and messaged her simply saying “Unbelievable Rack”. Goes to work today and turns out she’s a coworker in a different department. Turns out it wasn’t even my friend. Turns out it was me

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

8 months

@dripped_inhoney @mrsballs69 Can I just hate on some guy on the internet I don’t know in peace 😔

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 months

I’ve been on twitter for 15 years and a Community Note getting added to some lady’s tweet who threatened to sue a TV show, which said OmahaBloke tweeted it first a year earlier, may be my Mona Lisa

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

It’s Friday! Yalll already know the vibes!!!

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@OmahaBloke

3 years

@HotMulligan

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Shit

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

4 months

By far my favorite part of traveling is getting to try all the awesome local spots. Stumbled upon this awesome wing spot out in Pinehurst, NC!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Power Wash Simulator grind

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

REGARDING TOMORROW'S CHALLENGE, PLEASE WATCH

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

8 months

@CCignettiIU Is my wife coming back Coach Cig? Been a lonely Christmas

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

ANNOUNCEMENT: MAY 7TH AT NOON

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

. @SouthwestAir , my AirPods have Whitney Houston’d (died unexpectedly and tragically) on this three hour flight and we have NO outlets on this bird? What is this, the 1980’s??? If so, I hope you don’t mind me lighting a Parliament Light in 24E! I’m flying Spirit going forward!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Coronas are going down quicker than Nancy Reagan in an MGM parking lot today lads!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

11 months

@JClarkNBCS It’s a rarity? Is he watching the same thing I am?

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Today is a day of forgiveness. Text someone you haven’t talked to in years. Call your ex, tell them you’re sorry. I spent the last 142 days holding a grudge against @Runza for discontinuing the mini corndogs. Today, I ended that beef. Tell someone you love them today. -Dave

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

If we already knew the plan that God has laid out for us, life would be way too boring! Tough loss today. • • • • With that being said, my business in Iowa City is NOT YET FINISHED! I will be exercising my 7th year of eligibility. Can’t wait to get back with the guys!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Me walking to the cube after hearing the new Drake, Nikki, and Wayne jawn

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

3 SPICY CHICKENS PLEASE

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3 years

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Oh no

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@OmahaBloke

2 years

The biggest Taco Bell for lunch day in the history of mankind

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Serious video, please watch and spread awareness. ❤️

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY LADS 😄

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@OmahaBloke

3 years

I mean I might’ve just ruined this ladies day but you can’t deny that I snapped

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

69 likes and I’ll get Sixers in 7 tatted on me today

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@OmahaBloke

3 years

Checking in

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

@PaigeSpiranac Do not hesitate to reach out if you ever find yourself struggling to find a place to sit

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

8 months

@alphaINTEL Fix ranked and I’ll come back

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

22 days

A mountain lake beer might be a top 1 beer for me! Hope everyone is having a safe and easygoing Friday! -Dave

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

2 Saturday’s in a row where I’ve been sabotaged by irresponsible bartenders not knowing when a patron has had enough. Something has to change cause I’m done being overserved!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Always a bad time to be a foldable table when Domingo is around!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

You’re out to dinner with your GF at Buffalo Wild Wings and I pull up with a 2003 Pepsi Vanilla Vest with no shirt underneath. Gotta ask fellas, what are you doing???

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

It’s been about 4 years since I went live on periscope and ate an entire Hot N Ready in 4 minutes. Been 2 years since I failed the 6 Budweisers and 6 Filet O Fish in 6 minutes on Instagram Live. Will work on the newest challenge and announce a date shortly

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Have gotten my Baja Blast for free 3 of the last 4 days at the local T-Bell. Taco Bell is such a phenomenal organization and I sincerely wish the absolute worst for anyone who has anything negative to say about that well-oiled machine! Live Mas!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

This happened to my buddy, @spencermullen_ as well! One minute he's getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccination, next minute he has watermelons as nuts and his wife left him! Has to wheelchair into work now- please pray for Spencer!

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@NICKIMINAJ

3 years

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

DADDY IS BACK HOME! ONLY WATCH IF YOU’RE IN A GREAT MOOD!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Always great to get the normal crew together for 18. Woody is such a legend!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

10 months

2 Blasts, 3 Gordita Crunches, A Chicken Dilla, and an 18 pound bird… might as well start calling my rig ‘Air Force One’ with the amount of precious cargo on board! 😂😂 Just messing guys, Happy Holidays! -GFD

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

7 months

Wanted to clear the air. Heard some awfully loud noise that I wouldn’t be indulging in the Domingo Flight Special (double jack and coke) since it’s only 8:30 local on my bird. Wanted to be the first to clear the air and put that nonsense to rest. Pinkies up bitches!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

. @Runza hey guys, I try hard as possible to refrain from swearing but why the fuck did you discontinue mini corndogs? Just got my ass kicked in the cube all fucking day and had my mind set on a 6 piece of corn shelling and processed steamed sausage. Please call me

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

. @BWWings Any chance you’d be able to open your location in Lakewood, CO early for a rewards member? Or do I have to sit it the parking lot for another 94 minutes?

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Learned a tough lesson today to not ski and text folks!!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

POV: you’re a 27 year old male driving 90 minutes alone in the Sunshine State to go to a Phoebe Bridgers show dead sober and drive right back to your parents house

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

7 months

Nebraska Me 🤝 Banging 3’s in Bloomington

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

No one fucking text me

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Working on my official attire for the May 7th challenge. Obviously still in its infant stages at this point, but would love some feedback so far!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

Thinking about Halsey beating the shit out of me with a 7 iron again unfortunately

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

16 days

Some dickhead just ordered an 8AM quesadilla and Corona on my tab at the airport. I’ll finish it this time but it’s absolute bullshit how often this happens to me! Happy Friday Jr. fellas! -Dave

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Ben, your sister has absolute nukes

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@OmahaBloke

1 year

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1 year

Dua Lipa cooking shrimp in new video.

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

When I was younger, I was bullied for having a large Johnson. They use to say “omg look at that absolute weapon that little chap is wielding” and I used to cry.

A Thick Legend 🇺🇸

@IAmShannonAli

2 years

When I was younger I was bullied for being pretty, they use to say “look at her pretty face, omg just look at her” and I use to cry.

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

I can’t get over the food scene here in Denver 😻😻😻

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

IU BY 30?!?!? 1942 IS CRACKED!!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Coming out of Twitter retirement to post this hometown conversation I just had Domingo: “Hey, haven’t seen you in forever, how’s it going?” Subject 1: “Not much man. Don’t know if you heard, but my parents just got divorced” Domingo: “Nice man, I actually hadn’t heard”

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Text to coach has been sent

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

I had 3 friends get engaged this weekend and meanwhile I almost got tossed from a strip club last night. Life is crazy lads!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

ITS SO GREAT BEING PHILLY 😂 GOING TO RECREATE THIS IN ARIZONA IN A COUPLE WEEKS!! LOVE YOU ALL! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

I can’t even imagine if my place of work held me accountable for my actions off the clock. “Domingo we heard you were off the dark liquor Friday…. Go ahead and take a seat”

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@AdamSchefter

3 years

Statement from earlier today from Jags’ owner Shad Khan, who called HC Urban Meyer’s conduct last weekend “inexcusable.”

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

I have often said what your first meal is on New Years sets the tone for the entire year! With that being said, I will be eating local and going to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch tomorrow for the 4th year in a row! Cheers to 2023!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

You thought I would take off the weekend??? 😂😂😂 Training never stops!! 6 Tacos 2 Chipotle Melts 1 Nacho Fries 2 Baja Blasts Plethora of Wine May 7th stands no chance!!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

5 months

@PHLSixersNation 2 year 20 million

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

@WhitlockJason

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

5 months

Truly nothing worse than sharing the elevator with an attractive lass and you have $20 of Taco Bell and a Large Baja Blast in your hands at 9:54AM. God, I’m a fucking heathen!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Pics from last night! Had a blast with Dua!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

CONGRATULATION TEXT HAS BEEN SENT TO MY GUY

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

On a health kick as many know, so I decided to go with something more lean for lunch today. 11 frozen Taquitos, a tall glass of H2O, and three frosted cookies on the menu today! Orders up bitches!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

4 months

In Chicago for a wedding this weekend and thought I was in good standing here but bartenders thought otherwise. Kept serving me until 3AM when I was well beyond the legal limit. It’s disgusting what they get away with!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

Please call me and we can fix this together! I won’t stand for this anymore! @tacobell

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Heading to the grocery store for a quick little run. Decided to take the bus instead of driving

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Nothing worse than when you pull up to Taco Bell at 8:51AM for lunch and quesadillas aren’t on the grill until 9!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

My vibes are outrageously high today! Only food that could match it is @raisingcanes ! I need everyone on this level! What’s for lunch today comrades??!?

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Denver Dave

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

First win ever at Mackey since I’ve been a Hoosier calls for a text to coach!! Let’s go boys!!!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

@ihyjuju My buddy @ParkNasty69 loves em. Tries to catch ‘em as often as possible

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

3 years

Me saying I can’t work another year in the cube without offing myself and me continuing to show up to work every Monday without doing anything about it. Name a more iconic duo!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

What’s more difficult in your mind? 1. Losing your grandma after a three year battle to Ewing’s Sarcoma 2. Saying no to an 8:45AM local Roller Dog Good thing I don’t have to answer the second question today!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

1 year

Don’t plan on leaving the house for the rest of the day. Rate this haul I just swooped from 7-eleven!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

0 beers

Ziggy B

@therealziggyb23

2 years

Martha Stewart out here thirst trapping

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Just me, Chesney, and the power washer tonight lads

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

On the fly!

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Sunshine State Domingo is off to a wedding. Quite literally cannot think of a worse night to be a Bridesmaid’s back than tonight

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Breaking: Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel announced that QB Tua Tagovailoa WILL PLAY this week against the New York Jets.

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Denver Dave

@OmahaBloke

2 years

Hey @BWWings , I’m enjoying a nice dinner alone at your location off 76th and Dodge in Omaha, Nebraska right now! Just wanted to say the staff is phenomenal and the size of the boneless wings are astronomical! Great work as always guys!