I have incidentally generated the tightest knot ever, it only uses 9.07 times as much rope as the mathematically proven lower bound for this topology. That may not sound impressive, but you have to realize that the lower bound kind of sucks.
Slovenia have done it! Sebi has received a score of 9.67/10 from the MIMIJURY, which is officially the highest score we have ever awarded to an entry!
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Aliona is gone. Hurricane are gone. Keira is gone. K Muni is gone. Elodie is gone. Lazza is gone. Brooke is gone. Ella A is gone. Ronela is gone. Andreea A is gone. Ahlena is gone.
But MIMIJURY still stands.
And this year, we’re back for blood.
.
@trussliz
will be travelling the country wearing her earrings which cost circa £4.50 from Claire Accessories. Meanwhile…
Rishi visits Teeside in Prada shoes worth £450 and
sported £3,500 bespoke suit as he prepared for crunch leadership vote.
like yes she does drugs… and? all of your white favs probs do too and the way yall are going after her for it incessantly has such a racial undertone cuz yall were taught brown and black people smoking weed = bad, lazy, dangerous and white people smoking weed = cool and hip
MIMIrebrandings is NOW!
After 3 years of using our prior logo, we’re pleased to reveal our new and more than ever fresh look to the MIMInation!
Everybody say thank you to our lovely juror
@evadentz
for putting his time into making this rebrand ❤️🤍💙
#NewProfilePic
⚠️🌪️ HURRICANE WARNING 🌪️⚠️
Take Action!
A hurricane has been sighted or indicated by weather radar. There is imminent danger to life and property.
Move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building immediately.
Just to be clear, no one from mimijury has had accreditation confirmed for ESC 2022 yet. We face the same new restrictions and limitations as all other fan media ❤️
THE WINNER OF MIMIJURY 2022.. WITH A SCORE OF 9.67/10.
ALBANIA. Ronela Hajati has maintained her
#1
debut on the Mimi Charts with Sekret, outlasting 39 other songs over the last few months to take the 2022 crown.
@OHDRAGllH
“Just told my 10yo daughter about Tout l’univers. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "
#Gjonkanda
forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.”
10/10
all you privileged spineless f
@990t
$ who bought tickets while pretending to care about palestinian lives are really showing your ass now…… how can you complain about the participating list when you’ve already sent your cheque?
one of these broadcasters is pushing genocide propaganda, shame on you!
kicking russia out but taking no action on israel says a lot about how you value different victims…
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there was a g*n being held to her mother’s head backstage. there was a s€wers1de b0mb€r in the front row. aliyev had his finger over the nuclear button. she had 30 seconds to change the entire course of human history… and she did exactly that
This is a PSA from the Mimijury team.
Due to Salvaphobic and Jamalaphobic comments, Marcos @/COMMIEHIVE will not be returning for Mimijury 2022.
We offer our sincerest apologies for any distress viewers may receive over the following images.
Brace yourself mimiviewers, local authorities have sent out a warning in advance of the incoming motherquake, believed to exceed the limits of the cunter scale.. more info tonight.
Dm limit so let me say PERSONALLY
Biggest oprahs:
🇸🇪 … obviously
🇨🇿 fabulous pink ladies top 10
🇦🇱 TELE TOP 10
🇧🇪 7th WE WON
Biggest rachels:
🇪🇸 last with tele…
🇬🇧 second last :(
❌ isn’treal be so serious ESPECIALLY juries
🇦🇹 tele tank likee
Tonight, a Europe-wide appeal for support for the people of Ukraine will go live. Make sure you support to help defeat Putin’s aggression.
SLAVA UKRAINI! 💙💛
RIRIJURY is BACK - and better than ever!
This Friday, we will be throwing it all the way back to the iconic 2012 contest. So get ready to say Salam Baku and prepare for MASS collapses at the Crystal Hall 💋
That’s all for MIMIJURY 2021 yall!
A special thanks to our co-hosts
@stxtements
and
@julcypapi
, our graphic designer
@evadentz
, our video editor
@Keshy0u
, and all of our MIMIjurors!
And thank YOU - our dedicated and ever-growing MIMInation 💋
@JUlCYPAPI
“this song feels like an intro to some overdramatic turkish series and i love that! the first drop is a serve and yes the bridge is messy but certain irish twinks in this jury should shut up when anxhela is talking.”
7.5/10
@chuuchnya
:
"people talking about plagiarism not realizing she probably didn't even realize she was stealing bc centuries of war+conflict+displacement have turned women of the caucasus into skilled hunters and scavengers that will acquire resources in any way possible"
9.5/10
@COMMIEHIVE
“ФИЛИПП КИРКОРОВ, ВЫДАН ОРДЕР НА ВАШЕ ЗАДЕРЖАНИЕ. ЕСЛИ ВЫ НЕ ПОДЧИНИТЕСЬ, У НАС НЕ БУДЕТ ВЫБОРА, КРОМЕ КАК КАЗНИТЬ ВАС. У ВАС ЕСТЬ СЕМЬ ДНЕЙ, ЧТОБЫ ОТВЕТИТЬ. ЭТО ВАШЕ ПОСЛЕДНЕЕ ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ.”
8/10
Gjon's odds are gone, Suzanne is gone, Yass Jury is gone, Blas Canto's twitter is gone, Flo Rida is gone, Roxen's voice is gone...
And Mimijury is still standing.
Tune in on Sunday for the MIMITOP39 reveal, Mimijuror reunion and whatever else we think of on the day!
France winning… anyways let’s clear the searches: SOPHIE LENNON-HOUSTON 4TH PLACE SOPHIE LENNON NIAMH KAVANAGH NIECE BEST IRISH RESULT THIS CENTURY HOW TO PURCHASE SOLAS ON ITUNES SOPHIE LENNON ENDED UK
@chuuchnya
: “if ESC has a million haters i am one of them. if it has 1000 i am still one of them. if it has 1 hater it's me. if it has 0 it means i have left this world. if the world is against ESC then i am the world”
2021 winner: France 🇫🇷
Fav NF loser: Zažarim (🇸🇮 2017)
@stxtements
“THIS IS CRACK!!! naur we NEED hurricane at esc every year IDC IDC!!! they’ve bodied the other girls two years in a row and we WILL be b0MB1ńG europe if this NQs”
9.5/10
POV: get to finally hear the song that helped you come out as an insufferable little f
@990t
and process a late developmental stuntings via toxic europop consumption live for the first time
@stxtements
“the fact that some of yall heard a non-european language and your first reaction was it make fun of it bc something something broccoli… you are ugly inbred F
@990T
$ and you are going to rot in hell”
7.5/10
@stxtements
“okay i usually exaggerate when they say that something is the worst thing i’ve heard.. but this *genuinely* might be the worst piece of audiovisual content i have EVER been forced to sit through to sit through in my entire 18 year existence”
0/10