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MlMlJURY masterthread: The ReUp Reloaded 2.0
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My hole is tighter btw
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Alex Klotz
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I have incidentally generated the tightest knot ever, it only uses 9.07 times as much rope as the mathematically proven lower bound for this topology. That may not sound impressive, but you have to realize that the lower bound kind of sucks.
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“omgg i’m such a eurovision fan” .
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BREAKING: Brooke Scullion has arrived at Balmoral Castle.
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Congratulations Manizha! “Russian Woman” is our new 2021 winner and the highest rated MIMIentry of all time! 💋💖
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once again
How do you serve cunt in a homophobic manner?
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Loreen has done it. Thirteen 10/10s, and our low of 9.5 is removed. Sweden’s score for 2023 is… 10.00/10!
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It’s “Tick Tock” by Albina for Croatia!
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“sweden the public have given you… 243 POINTS-“
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Slovenia have done it! Sebi has received a score of 9.67/10 from the MIMIJURY, which is officially the highest score we have ever awarded to an entry! 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮
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also being obsessed with the fact that loreen does drugs and always accusing her of shit is so microaggresive !!
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@chuuchnya “NOTES APP REVIEW IS NEOWWW” 10/10
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“Miss Fiercalicious, please stop,” The Queen pleaded. Then The Queen collapsed and died.
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Aliona is gone. Hurricane are gone. Keira is gone. K Muni is gone. Elodie is gone. Lazza is gone. Brooke is gone. Ella A is gone. Ronela is gone. Andreea A is gone. Ahlena is gone. But MIMIJURY still stands. And this year, we’re back for blood.
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@NAURJURY
NAUR JURY 🇵🇸
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NAURJURY23 IS COMING. NAURJURY23 IS COMING. NAURJURY23 IS COMING.
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Sunak to Truss
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Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
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.⁦ @trussliz ⁩ will be travelling the country wearing her earrings which cost circa £4.50 from Claire Accessories. Meanwhile… Rishi visits Teeside in Prada shoes worth £450 and sported £3,500 bespoke suit as he prepared for crunch leadership vote.
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@AlexanderRKlotz Come educate this hole then
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With a record breaking 9.89/10... the winner of MIMIJURY 2021... RUSSIA! Congratulations Manizha, we are all Russian Women in Mimijury.
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like yes she does drugs… and? all of your white favs probs do too and the way yall are going after her for it incessantly has such a racial undertone cuz yall were taught brown and black people smoking weed = bad, lazy, dangerous and white people smoking weed = cool and hip
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MIMIrebrandings is NOW! After 3 years of using our prior logo, we’re pleased to reveal our new and more than ever fresh look to the MIMInation! Everybody say thank you to our lovely juror @evadentz for putting his time into making this rebrand ❤️🤍💙 #NewProfilePic
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History is made. Loreen’s “Tattoo” has dethroned Manizha as the highest scoring MIMIJURY entry of all time. THAT’S MOTHER.
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THE UKRAINIAN JOURNALIST ASKING LOREEN SHOULD THEY GIVE HOSTING TO UKRAINE NEXT YEAR IM I FUCKFIRK😭😭😭
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⚠️🌪️ HURRICANE WARNING 🌪️⚠️ Take Action! A hurricane has been sighted or indicated by weather radar. There is imminent danger to life and property. Move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building immediately.
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BREAKING: MIMIJURY cast reveal for 2022 is HERE ‼️‼️‼️
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@Eurovision @svt @EBU_HQ ban israel 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Just to be clear, no one from mimijury has had accreditation confirmed for ESC 2022 yet. We face the same new restrictions and limitations as all other fan media ❤️
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THE WINNER OF MIMIJURY 2022.. WITH A SCORE OF 9.67/10. ALBANIA. Ronela Hajati has maintained her #1 debut on the Mimi Charts with Sekret, outlasting 39 other songs over the last few months to take the 2022 crown.
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@OHDRAGllH “Just told my 10yo daughter about Tout l’univers. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said " #Gjonkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.” 10/10
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all you privileged spineless f @990t $ who bought tickets while pretending to care about palestinian lives are really showing your ass now…… how can you complain about the participating list when you’ve already sent your cheque?
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Well folks, it's time for everyone's favourite Jury to reveal it's Eurovision Top 40. MIMIJURY 2022 ENDS TONIGHT.
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Maybe you should worry about that bunker you speak of instead of harrassing random kids
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North Macedonia just secured their 30th consecutive 12th place finish in JESC 😍🇲🇰
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It’s La Zarra with “Évidemment” for France!
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one of these broadcasters is pushing genocide propaganda, shame on you! kicking russia out but taking no action on israel says a lot about how you value different victims… 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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37 broadcasters will be #UnitedByMusic in Malmö 2024 for the 68th Eurovision Song Contest 🇸🇪
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MIMIannouncement imminent…
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THE MIMIJURY 2021 OFFICIAL TOP 39... STARTS NOW!!!! Are you ready MIMINATION?
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EXACTLY
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there was a g*n being held to her mother’s head backstage. there was a s€wers1de b0mb€r in the front row. aliyev had his finger over the nuclear button. she had 30 seconds to change the entire course of human history… and she did exactly that
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This is a PSA from the Mimijury team. Due to Salvaphobic and Jamalaphobic comments, Marcos @/COMMIEHIVE will not be returning for Mimijury 2022. We offer our sincerest apologies for any distress viewers may receive over the following images.
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Brace yourself mimiviewers, local authorities have sent out a warning in advance of the incoming motherquake, believed to exceed the limits of the cunter scale.. more info tonight.
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Dm limit so let me say PERSONALLY Biggest oprahs: 🇸🇪 … obviously 🇨🇿 fabulous pink ladies top 10 🇦🇱 TELE TOP 10 🇧🇪 7th WE WON Biggest rachels: 🇪🇸 last with tele… 🇬🇧 second last :( ❌ isn’treal be so serious ESPECIALLY juries 🇦🇹 tele tank likee
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Tonight, a Europe-wide appeal for support for the people of Ukraine will go live. Make sure you support to help defeat Putin’s aggression. SLAVA UKRAINI! 💙💛
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RIRIJURY is BACK - and better than ever! This Friday, we will be throwing it all the way back to the iconic 2012 contest. So get ready to say Salam Baku and prepare for MASS collapses at the Crystal Hall 💋
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Azerbaijan’s entry is called “Mata Hari” by Efendi!
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The Netherlands is sending “Burning Daylight” by Mia Nicolai and Dion Cooper!
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That’s all for MIMIJURY 2021 yall! A special thanks to our co-hosts @stxtements and @julcypapi , our graphic designer @evadentz , our video editor @Keshy0u , and all of our MIMIjurors! And thank YOU - our dedicated and ever-growing MIMInation 💋
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Not qualify yes😹
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Niamh clocked out from her late shift in Tesco at 10, put on the first sequined jacket she could find, and knew she had to change world history.. wow
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when you order something online vs when it arrives 😒
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It’s “Shum” by Go_A for Ukraine!
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After removing a high of 3 and one of our twelve (!!) zeros, here is Germany’s MIMIscore… 0.08/10…
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@JUlCYPAPI “this song feels like an intro to some overdramatic turkish series and i love that! the first drop is a serve and yes the bridge is messy but certain irish twinks in this jury should shut up when anxhela is talking.” 7.5/10
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POLAND BEST TELE OF ALL SEMI2 QUALIFIERS 😭😭😭 MOST SUCCESSFUL TROLL OF ALL TIME
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him: you better not be the best 3 minute composition ever recorded in the history of human existence when i get there me:
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@chuuchnya : "people talking about plagiarism not realizing she probably didn't even realize she was stealing bc centuries of war+conflict+displacement have turned women of the caucasus into skilled hunters and scavengers that will acquire resources in any way possible" 9.5/10
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Israel is sending “Set Me Free” by Eden!
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Which means… “I Don’t Feel Hate” by Jendrik is OFFICIALLY the most hated song that has EVER been reviewed by MIMIJURY… Congrats, I guess……
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Malta
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@COMMIEHIVE “ФИЛИПП КИРКОРОВ, ВЫДАН ОРДЕР НА ВАШЕ ЗАДЕРЖАНИЕ. ЕСЛИ ВЫ НЕ ПОДЧИНИТЕСЬ, У НАС НЕ БУДЕТ ВЫБОРА, КРОМЕ КАК КАЗНИТЬ ВАС. У ВАС ЕСТЬ СЕМЬ ДНЕЙ, ЧТОБЫ ОТВЕТИТЬ. ЭТО ВАШЕ ПОСЛЕДНЕЕ ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ.” 8/10
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mind you it was “kick israel out” “ban israel” yall can’t do shit 😭🤭
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OPEN MY PHONE TO THIS… TAYLARD EVIL EVIL EVIL
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WHA THE EHFKC???
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An official statement from the European Broadcasting Union on the #Eurovision Song Contest 2020.
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Me talking about @naurjury
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@chuuchnya : “booty hypnotic i fear." 10/10
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Russia is sending “Russian Woman” by Manizha!
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Why did literally every single person I’ve come across think loreen needed 207 or 227…? Arithmetic levels across europe hitting ALL TIME LOWS
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Gjon's odds are gone, Suzanne is gone, Yass Jury is gone, Blas Canto's twitter is gone, Flo Rida is gone, Roxen's voice is gone... And Mimijury is still standing. Tune in on Sunday for the MIMITOP39 reveal, Mimijuror reunion and whatever else we think of on the day!
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And finally, a special review from a special (or not so special?👀👀👀) guest… @euro1793 - 10/10
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France winning… anyways let’s clear the searches: SOPHIE LENNON-HOUSTON 4TH PLACE SOPHIE LENNON NIAMH KAVANAGH NIECE BEST IRISH RESULT THIS CENTURY HOW TO PURCHASE SOLAS ON ITUNES SOPHIE LENNON ENDED UK
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@chuuchnya : “if ESC has a million haters i am one of them. if it has 1000 i am still one of them. if it has 1 hater it's me. if it has 0 it means i have left this world. if the world is against ESC then i am the world” 2021 winner: France 🇫🇷 Fav NF loser: Zažarim (🇸🇮 2017)
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Alesia’s reaction to sweden winning OHMYKGOFOGID this is why i always end up loving her cuz in her live esc reactions the REAL alesia comes out
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@stxtements “THIS IS CRACK!!! naur we NEED hurricane at esc every year IDC IDC!!! they’ve bodied the other girls two years in a row and we WILL be b0MB1ńG europe if this NQs” 9.5/10
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We have removed one of our THIRTEEN 10s and a low of 8 before calculating Russia’s score. Manizha, you have received… 9.89/10!
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POV: get to finally hear the song that helped you come out as an insufferable little f @990t and process a late developmental stuntings via toxic europop consumption live for the first time
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Ronela...
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Jesus in heaven rn: “thanks for the birthday love!❤️”
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@stxtements “the fact that some of yall heard a non-european language and your first reaction was it make fun of it bc something something broccoli… you are ugly inbred F @990T $ and you are going to rot in hell” 7.5/10
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Vicki ugly untalented tory army bootlicker whore vivacious a tattoo hate it makes so much sense
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Drag Race UK season 5 contestants name their favorite Loreen songs on Buzzfeed UK’s TikTok
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"wiwijury" they wanna be us so mad 🙄
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@stxtements “okay i usually exaggerate when they say that something is the worst thing i’ve heard.. but this *genuinely* might be the worst piece of audiovisual content i have EVER been forced to sit through to sit through in my entire 18 year existence” 0/10
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Their entry is called “El Diablo”, sung by Elina Tsagrinou
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@KARLIEMARXXX : “i mean i genuinely don’t know what you want me to say.” 0/10
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🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA 🚨 Official MlMlJURY meet the queens is NOW 🚨
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@OHDRAGllH “literally best song ever made MAZINHA YES ✅ BIDEN NO ❌” 10/10
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Did anyone notice La Zarra giving the maghrebi middle fingerJDJDJ
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@mathairloch : “Me clocking in to my shift at the Gustaph Because of You streaming farm factory” 10/10
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WATCH: The moment #TaylorSwift announced her new album coming out October 21st LIVE at the #VMAs  !
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👀 MIMIscandal! 👀 The response to Denmark has been our frostiest so far…
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not crimea as part of russia… don’t let eurovanya see this
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@astroloona “misandrist queen!” 10/10
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goodnight mimination
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