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#NUFC budget 24/25 Some very rough calculations on what our maximum budget might be for 24/25 season (starts 1st July '24) 🧵

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Well done to #AVFC for qualifying for the UCL! Good luck next season, hope you don't get your own 'group of death' but TBH I wouldn't have swapped our group, you go to the UCL to play against the best Having Mbappe and Leao and the rest turn up to St James' was immense fun

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Donald Trump Won 2nd prize in the Worse Haircut category of the Washington School for Over-Privilaged Cry-Babies' annual Bad Loser Awards

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Why they wearing that?? 🧵Our players at their old clubs.. 1. Callim Wilson - Coventry

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Throwback to when Bruno, Sandro and Big Joe were doing little 1-2s and backheels to each other in the opening game of the season #NUFC

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I am a management consultant at one of the largest consultancy companies in the world The concept of "gardening leave" - when someone hands in their notice and you can't/don't release them early but don't want them working on your ongoing concerns - is a very common one 🧵 #NUFC

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Hey there entitled "Howe Out" brigade Have a little read of our last 10 finishes in the league: 4th 11th 13th 13th 10th - (championship) 18th 15th 10th 16th #NUFC

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@MahaliaSBM my son is nonverbal autistic but he knows what a camera is for... 🤣

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With Lewis Hall's goal, we've equalled the record for the number of different scorers in a premier league season (20) To beeak that record, we need one of these to score on Sunday: Dubs or Pope Krafth Anderson 🙏🙏🙏 😆

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Can we agree now that our summer signings were good? Livramento = class Hall = class Tonali = class Barnes = class all add new quality to our squad its only been the bad luck of injuries (and a ban) that's made it look worse These players definitely improve our squad #NUFC

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Our boy Minteh very emotional and comforted by his Feyenoord team mates at the final whistle after getting sent off during their 1-0 win over NEC in the KNVB Cup final! #Minteh #NUFC #feynec

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Dan Ashworth has had three significant jobs - England (6yrs) Brighton (3yrs) #NUFC (2yrs) His role has been similar at each - revamp the academy/youth system, sort out the internal football processes including recruitment He is not a scout & doesn't find players however he...🧵

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20. Eddie Howe - Portsmouth

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@fairyartmother can confirm, that is a science is being done

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We're just gonna have to ignore all the Isak and Bruno rumours for the next 6 months.. Won't stop being good clickbait tho (unless they change the FFP rules) so expect them every week til September

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@SkinnyShoes @LunaOi_VN They have a poverty rate of less than 5% - better than USA of 11%, they have universal state healthcare supplemented by private healthcare, and an average life expectancy on a par with the US. So, not badly really. :)

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@richysmith100 Transitions = counter attacks or losing possession Low block = sitting deep No.6 = defensive midfielders No.8 = box to box midfielders Its just new academic-sounding terms for already existing concepts. The gentrification of football.

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5. Miguel Almiron - Lanus

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9. Alexander "The Great" Isak - Dortmund

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@murrman5 I was at a gig in Glasgow in the 90s when DeLaSoul sang "Don't cry for me Glasgow, England" to the Evita tune and the crowd did not take it well!

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@WendyMolyneux If she asked the doctor about it, they'd just blame it on her period

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Minteh for Feyenoord! #NUFC

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@JacobsBen @FabrizioRomano Meanwhile, this is Bruno earlier this season after he had signed this new contract (with the release clause)...

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The #NUFC season so far is a kind of success* 🧵 We were 30mins/dodgy penalty away from qualifying from our first UCL group (of death) in 20 years. A group with 2 of this years quarter finalists and a UEL quarter finalist (who knows how far they'll actually get)

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2. Anthony Gordon - Preston North End

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@thecasualultra it's not clear if they're praising her or insulting her?

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@ukatcher @FabrizioRomano he isn't a scout and doesn't do recruitment. Why are Man U fans so confused about that? These are not "his" signings.

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@OfficialChip @GNev2 @Carra23 the ball is a round 3d object, part of it is still not over the line, simples

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2 years

@cosmicanonymous @davidcrosss You literally just called Saudis 'Qataris' so... who thinks they all look the same? 🤣😂

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@ianyoungkop That's a list of who overcharges for their shirts, you need the table for number of shirts sold, not how much money they've charged..

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As a senior executive in multiple companies he 100% knows what it is, and this level of dishonesty should be deeply alarming to Man U fans This is an attempt to manipulate them and to avoid scrutiny or blame for their own bad planning

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@freshhel Is it like 9 per pair, or once you reach 9 you can have as many shorts as you want? As a concerned father of a daughter I want to make sure I give her the right advice

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@dieworkwear Italians in the comments section are not impressed

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3. Harvey Barnes - Barnsley

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@PoorlyAgedStuff

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@TheUnitedLad_ @FabrizioRomano nuts!

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@amyalby2904 I too went to Disneyland Paris, and I just about avoided signing for PSG. Hopefully Bruno is as lucky as I was

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6. Jacob Murphy - Sheffield Wednesday

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7. Joelinton - Rapid Vienna

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@Gideoomatic "St James Park"

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4. Bruno Guimarães - Athletico Paranaense

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10. Joe Willcokinho - Arsenal

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@ginnyhogan_ If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life

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14. Fabian Schar - Hoffenheim

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12. Kieron Trippier - Burnley

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11. Sean Longstaff - Blackpool

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@Gunnersc0m The year is 2149 and Arsenal fans are holding their annual ceremony to remember their loss to Newcastle The High priest chants "goal Gordon 1-0 Newcastle" whilst the congregation murmurs "it was a foul" under their breath Tears glisten in their eyes and roll down their cheeks

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8. Sandro Tonali - Brescia

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13. Sven Botman - Heerenveen

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@unknowngod002 @footballontnt

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He cannot stop scoring! #NUFC #MINTEH

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17. Big Dan Burn - Fulham

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@_Rogelio256 @Arsenal

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@AJemaineClement A very good film called Paddington 2 shows a young bear eating a massive amount of jam sandwiches. It did a great job focusing on the real issue, which is jam tartness and bread consistency.

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@Im_RobM I heard they are also leaving out Joelinton due to the fact he's Brazilian? Can you confirm mate, outrageous if true

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19. Nick Pope - Charlton Athletic

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15. Jamaal Lascelles - Nottingham Forest

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If I worked for INEOS I would be hugely embarrassed that one of our key public faces is making us look like we are so amateur and inept by confessing to not understand standard business practices

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@UTDBOSS369 @FabrizioRomano Would be instructional for Man U to see how a genuinely big wealthy club does it

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16. Emil Krafth - Bologna

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@bbcnewcastle

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@BBCMOTD Not for sale No release clause Happy here Of fucking course we're keeping him

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@PhieFty @Bezeley_MBChB1 @CreepyOrg You are a racist

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@primevideosport oh dear all of these comments sections for this show will be full of incel football fans calling people simps or sluts or something because their lonely peepee makes them angry

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@BBCWalesNews I'm seeing a lot of Harry Potter fans in the comments obsessing over a violent child's genitalia

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also, race you to the top next year! 😆

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@FourFourTwo This team finishes above Chelsea

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@BritainElects @OpiniumResearch

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18. Valentino Livramento - Southampton

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@AnnekaRice

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@nufcpb Think it started from the casuals and hooligans not wanting to be easily identified by the fuzz, and has now become a "proper fans dont" kind of thing which is bollocks our shirt is so fucking gorgeous as well, should be worn all the time

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@guardian I didn’t eat proper risotto til I was nearly 30

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@retro_villa We're the new big two 😉

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@FBAwayDays

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@ukatcher @FabrizioRomano I know. There really confused. They were trying to say he had a hand in Newcastle buying Bruno Guimarães, but Bruno arrived at Newcastle before Dan!

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@murrman5 they came out next song and apologised, claiming they'd been in a bus for three months and are not entirely sure which continent they're on. The crowd forgave them. Being English, I was careful not to laugh Great gig at The Garage on Sauchiehall St.

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@classicgoldbug @mindless_08 @gudnameztaken @thisisfisk @hannahrosewoods nope. extroverts might flourish in a banter filled social nightmare, but they're not the majority. less interruptions at home.

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@GianfrancoShoIa Unlike Bruno, Isak does not have a release clause Also, Isaks price for NUFC relates to how much it would cost to replace him? 24yr old 2nd highest EPL goalscorer with highest goals per min this season? We'd have to buy Haaland, Neymar (young version), Mbappe to replace that..

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@buckfastbadlad

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If by some freak occurrence he has never had to poach or lose a senior figure in any of his other ventures this means either: a) he is vastly less experienced than he pretends or b) he is nothing but an empty figurehead and others do the real work

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@NUFC @brunoog97

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@cjhhhh21 reality check for everyone I think Bruno being scapegoated for this is pretty far out

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@WendyMolyneux There are so many ways to use public services for chores you don't fancy doing Don't want to wash the house? Set it on fire and the firefighters will do it for you If you tell people you buried the bodies in your garden the police will give your flower beds a good turning over

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@LouisRoss67 thanks for a little sanity

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@AnfieldEdition @Record_Portugal There is just over 2 weeks left on his release clause, which is £100m. After that there is no price NUFC will consider - him and Isak are not for sale. We have no FFP pressure, we have stayed within the limits 👍

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@FtblJoe @JakeCook__ various sources haven't reported this at all you lying engagement farmer Some randoms and clickbait articles have said of our expensive players he's the easiest to replace, and that is it You are just making shit up Just like that Guirassy story...

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@nonewthing He spotted that a couple of players that big teams were bidding 100m+ on were good players? Wow. That's pretty insightful

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@The_ButcherManc @FabrizioRomano Be quiet cheap childish club, the grown-ups are talking

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@Magpie24_7 We had Dan Burn at LB and no cover for Trippier and everyone complains we've signed young full backs. Weird This squad is in transition, will take several windows with FFP to get the players we want (provided they are available) That's why UCL is said to be ahead of schedule

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@AFC_Adi06 @ChampionsLeague sssssshhhhhhhhhhjjj

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@NUFC Look at this from a bitter Sheffield fan

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@freshhel I'm a hard working penguin publisher

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@Nathan26473 we replaced ASM with Gordon and Barnes, total upgrade We do need to do similar on the RW

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#WhereIsBorisJohnson #borisout #sackboris An overgrown prefect with the keys to the stationary cupboard, handing out notepads and tippex to his mates while the teacher is out of the room This is who is running our country

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@observetheart @DeadlineDayLive @SportsPro That's why it says "world"

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@janufooty That pass from Fernandes.. fuck

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@awkotacogf @commaficionado this looks like it is entirely from the ASD point of view as if we occupy a special place in the ND world.

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@NUFCgallowgate @MailSport I know site 1 is too far away from the original but if we had to move by the river would look spectacular lots of bridges 😁

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@Homiebishop @ChampionsLeague @NUFC You were just a lickle London club before Abramovich came along with less trophies than Newcastle Now we got our billionaire owners you need to worry, we'll be taking our place back above you.

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@shitlondon It was shortly before 2nd brunch when the news broke amongst our gardeners, thankfully the house staff didn't hear until we'd gathered them in the laundry room. The majority soldiered on regardless and our afternoon tea has been largely unaffected but Aunt Margaret is shaken

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