@owillis
@CoolnessCosmic
And just when they are getting beat down, the crowd is hoping for a miracle....the lights flash! The crowd goes wild!! It's! IT'S! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
@georgehahn
That's the body you get when you're a billionaire who spends his time alone, in the dark, tweeting his grievances with the world and trying to own the libs.
@GreyDeLisle
This is hilarious and I feel your pain, before I met my GF, I would have to start my dating profile explicitly stating that I am not a hiker, nor a runner and if you ever do see me running, you should probably run too because something is chasing me!
@SundaeDivine
Please, and I mean this in the most sincere way, do not, under any circumstance, do anything to this man's dog. You've been warned! Congratulations by the way, that's pretty awesome!
@Timtravels007
@aintscarylarry
@CBSNews
So, his position is "radical" but MGT'S position on pretty much everything is not? Wow! Jewish space lasers is pretty much normal then?
Yesterday a MAGA Chad Bro come by the office. He noticed that I was a Marine. He asked about my โfavorite gunโ and was shocked it wasnโt his fav, an AR15. I replied โIโve got a 308. If I want an AR15 I can pick up all the ARs I want at 800yds.โ It took him a few to figure it out.
@dartagnank
Your wife is more of an "Alpha" BECAUSE she beat cancer than ANYONE "claiming" to be one. That being said, every time someone uses the term ALPHA it reminds me of this great analysis of the term from
@NicholasFerroni
My son once asked me, "Dad, do you know everybody in town?" I responded that it may seem that way, but no, just that I have taught in this town for a great many years. Yes, it is its own type of celebrity, one that carries on throughout a child's lifetime.
So let me get this straight, the Maga's are offended because Biden referred to them as Facists and is not unifying the country, is that right?
This from the side that flies F*** Joe Biden and Trump Won/Trump 2024 flags on the backs of their lifted trucks.
@gtconway3dg
@007__NIL
Rapinoe, who will retire at the end of the season, has won two World Cups with her country and scored from the spot in the 2019 final win over the Netherlands.
Yes, she is such a failure.SMH
These people like to call others losers when they haven't done anything with their lives.
@patriottakes
How do you want me to draw this?
Put him in a uniform, like he's Napoleon.
Um ok?
What else?
Give him a Sabre.
??
Ok
What else?
Have him walking away from a helicopter.
Ok, marine one?
No, a Chinook or Blackhawk.
Sigh..ok, anything else?
Yeah, put a lion next to him..
Fuck...
@ahouse4all
Same here in the Central Valley, a lot of Brown Skinned Trump supporters who are 1 or 2 generations removed from being on the other side of the border. They still have accents.
@DoyersDave
The majority of the game, Tatis, Tatis, Tatis, Tatis, 10th inning, man this Outman kid is pretty good, do we have anything on him, he's from Sac State, cool.
@djrams80
@Cedarlady
The Florida of California. If it means anything, I'm in central California, the Alabama of California, we have banjos and everything.
@justinbaragona
Oh yeah, In 1966, Al Bundyย scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for Polk High School in the city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
@ChrisDJackson
He is clearly BEHIND HER looking at the pictures and things on the SHELF behind her, that's why she has to adjust herself twice to turn far enough around to see him. The righties will take any clip and try and turn it into something creepy.
@DodgersNation
That being a Dodger fan in June sucks every year. We lose to the Padres, the D-backs, and this year, the Giants. They play world series baseball in June and we play world series baseball in October. I am surprised people aren't used to this.
@DodgersNation
That the Dodgers playing ANYONE on ESPN should be viewed with the sound off or else you might forget their are two teams playing and one of them is the Dodgers. I mean the Dodgers won and they cut away as fast as they could but if the Braves won they would have gushed for hours.
@theliamnissan
Damn man, whenever I post something even mildly insulting, not even a bad word, Twitter pops in with their, "most tweeters don't post things like this" and I have to ask, what message do you get? I mean, do they threaten to call the police or what?
@jonathanstea
So tired of these MMA type guys thinking that their success at fighting makes them an authority on pretty much everything. "Look everyone, I just beat someone up, now I can talk about mental health like an expert"
@DodgersNation
I appreciate that they are accentuating the diverse culture in San Diego while putting an emphasis on the Latino community and for that I give them props. San Diego is a beautiful city, having said that, these uniforms are ugly, My God, they hurt my ears, waaaaay too loud!
@rx0rcist
You are beautiful and it's great to see that with all the craziness getting thrown at you on a daily basis, you still manage to look amazing and hold yourself up like the queen you are!
@Emywinst
By loyal fan base, he means, never criticize, never hold him accountable, forgive every transgression and if that is still not enough, drive around in a lifted truck with giant signs showing how loyal you are.
@GHOSTofSURF
Dude, I think they are all trying to cheat on you with me! Literally everyone of them is on my blocked list. You may want to reevaluate your circle of trust.
@PalmerReport
Not me, I live in a very Red part of "liberal, commie, California" surrounded by lifted trucks, guns and christo-fascists fundamentalists" and it is your tweets are, at times, the only thing that uplifts me.