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@AinaDada_

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Digital Nomad / Travel Consultant Bouncing around Africa, sometimes with other people.

Joined April 2013
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@AinaDada_
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5 years
My friend mentioned touring west Africa by road and I was sold, so I packed my bags some 2 weeks after he left and got on the road with another friend. We had to google everything we needed to know about border procedures and all that but we could hardly find details
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@AinaDada_
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Donโ€™t let anybody deceive you; Nigeria is Hellfire lite.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Please if you visit someone, know when to leave.
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
If you wanna make it in life, Move away from your home town, A wise man once told me support doesn't come from familiar faces.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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@AinaDada_
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So your boyfriend of 2 months is now your pillar of strength ๐Ÿ™ˆso fast???๐Ÿ‘€ the cement is not even dry yet.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
*opens WhatsApp* *see many chats* *swipe right for status* *view status of people that have sense* *close app* E go be ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Bullets are so funny, they only do their job after they have been fired ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Stop announcing you are single everyday!! we've seen it! "we don't want you "
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Someone said she wore arsenal jersey to the kitchen today and she couldn't lift up a cup ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
The way some girls like guys with cars, you will think they were breastfed with engine oil๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Broke girls with big handbags everywhere What exactly are you carrying? The struggle?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
I dont trust girls who visit with large hand bags,I once lost a fridge,A Washing machine & my brother too!!๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@doye09 At least they have constant electricity, good roads and functional train system. Let me also add that they have one of the best Educational system in Africa, and a working healthcare system as well. Stay there and let shoe be wearing you.
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@AinaDada_
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My side chick told me to upload her picture as my status on WhatsApp meanwhile my main chick is online, i changed the settings, only her can see the picture, others have been restricted.
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
When she fusses about a nigga having a small dick yet her pussy deeper than J. Cole lyrics ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
I saw this picture of @JohnBoyega with his mom and it touched me in a lot of ways. Personally i know a lot of people who wouldnโ€™t upload any picture with their parents because their โ€œsocial statusโ€ will not allow them to be seen with their โ€œunsophisticatedโ€ parents.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
When i was a young lady, Aliko Dangote asked me out but i chose your father instead, that's the definition of True Love. Kids :
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
So because I don't have money, you think I'm broke?? Hell No!!! I'm just "temporarily unable to dispense cash" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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5 years
Explored a bit of Enugu today and it feels exactly like being in Ghana. I visited the Ngwo Pine forest, cave and waterfalls and I canโ€™t believe I hadnโ€™t heard about it till today. Nigeria really has some tourism potential I wonder if itโ€™ll ever amount to anything.
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
We copied homework, classwork, class tests and even exams โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ So what's so special about your tweet ๐Ÿ˜
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During secondary school days, you will enter the staff room with just one offense, when you get in there, your offense multiplies, you'll hear another teacher say "this stupid boy, that was how he was disturbing my class yesterday" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Being a Fuckboy ends at d age of 24,when you're 25years and above you are just a stupid and visionless excuse of a man.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Every home has a demon that makes teaspoons, forks & pegs disappear...
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Davido's head has been 24 since he was a young boy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@AinaDada_
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4 years
I could marry this man right away ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ My rates are about to climb all the way up!
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@AinaDada_
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Guys! Theyโ€™re feeling the protests I promise you ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ My uncle just called me to cheer us on โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐Ÿฝ #SWATMUSTGO #SARSMUSTGO
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Name a drug dealer better than Pablo Escobar, I'll wait.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
With the way this heat is going ehn, chickens will soon be laying cooked egg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Pot hole forms Nigeria map, I'm dead
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
I'm definitely making my first million this year.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
All your results this year will come out positive.
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Don't be a boring girlfriend sometimes you got to surprise your boyfriend and format his memory card ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Twale(Respect) to those that would pour rice on top of fish or meat in plate and still put another fish or meat on top so mum won't know u took two meats.
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Those secondary school that they pay 1.6million per term, I don't understand, is Michael Faraday or Charles Babbage thier teacher?
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
My dad is so smart, whenever we hear is Car horn from a long distance, we quickly off the television and pretend we are reading, My dad will come inside and touch the television if it's hot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
If you're a 'side chick' you not allowed to send texts like " Hi honey can i come and visit you "?... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ . You must send texts like " Hello coach, is there any practice today?"..๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹โœ‹
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Let me know my people, Raise your hand if you drank water from the Tap directly as a kid.
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Day one wasnโ€™t so terrible ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Love is mad ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, Don't argue with me please. You will think you have sense, just fall in love, you'll realize you are the dumbest guy on earth. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@AinaDada_
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Burkina Faso to Ghana. We took an OA bus from Ouagadougou station to Tamale, Ghana but they usually go to Kumasi and Accra also. The immigration police at the borders of Ghana are the best; they never harass you. They even gave us tips on what to do in Ghana. Amazing?
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@AinaDada_
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Long distance relationship is a west of time.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Nollywood will soon produce a movie titled " EBUKA ALAGBADA" trust me, we no dey carry last.
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@AinaDada_
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4 years
I got balloons today ๐ŸŽˆ
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
So all these people that drops N20 as offering in the church too are claiming pastor used their offering to buy private jet, lmaoo, like your offering for 3years can buy a tri-cylcle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
Skinny girls with big boobs tho ๐Ÿ˜
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Ladies You Don't Owe Anyone A Tight Pussy๐Ÿ‘ If He Can't Swim Let Him Drown And Die โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ
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@AinaDada_
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Carry your complete documents and plenty extra money for bribe. Your English will not save you. Get all your vaccinations and carry along mosquito repellents, antibiotics, antimalarials and most importantly sun screen. Naija sun is early morning sun compared to these ones.
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@AinaDada_
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Tall girls only date short guys just to use their T-shirts as crop tops๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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How many times have you thought you've found "The one"? Yen yen yen!!! Don't scroll down I'm talking to you๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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After buying iPhone 7 at Yaba, only to take a nap and you saw yourself using Infinix Hot in your dream. Me: AYE MI OONI BAJE!!!
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@AinaDada_
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6 years
What if, what you want right now is not happening cos God has a better plan for you?
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@AinaDada_
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Five (5) tips to becoming an African parent : 1. Shout 2. Blame everyone at home but yourself. 3. Never apologize to your kids. 4. Shout 5. Keep Shouting
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If you didn't use this as a kid, what did you play with? Rt if you are with me on this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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Definition of a handsome guy in Nigeria - Any guy who is rich and has a car. If you don't have the above mentioned feature, my brother, we are UGLY.
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@AinaDada_
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When You've been kissing her for 30minutes then You feel a pad ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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@AinaDada_
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Nigerians pls, it is not BROWN NEW, it is BRAND NEW.
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@AinaDada_
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Being a woman is a lot of work. Weโ€™re only okay for about a week in a whole month. Either weโ€™re ovulating, or going through pre / post cycle stress and cramps, or the cycle itself is driving us crazy. Our hormones are hardly ever balanced ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉDonโ€™t blame us for being psycho.
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6 years
Your private part ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ is now named after the last Movie/TV show you watched!! What will be the name of yours? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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5 years
The journey finally ended and Sarah, the kind woman we met on the bus took us to her house to shower and eat . She also negotiated with the Air b n b owner and we got an extra room for free. She speaks no English, we speak no French so we mostly communicate via โ€œsign languageโ€.
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
How can you sell live chicken for 9k, is she a slay queen?
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6 years
What are the Nipples for on a man because you girls are not even sucking them?
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There is no one as patient and careful as someome who want to light a matches that remains only one matchstick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚
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We take care of our own, they must not remain stupid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The whites are claiming they own technologies and they can design anything, please can your country design a TV from a red cloth without electricity and no remote? My country's witches can, they can watch TV and see people from other country from their bare hands.
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I don't think I can meet Dangote and have a 5 minutes chat with him without saying "Sir, please help me" slipping out my mouth. The words will be coming out itself, These words are called "reflex words" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AinaDada_
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7 years
Shoutout to ladies that don't ask money from their boyfriend. And Shoutout to guys that don't wait for their girlfriend to ask for something before buying them or giving to them Ya'll are LIT ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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You are dating a DJ and you expect him not to cheat? Someone that can mix three songs at the same time ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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Not everyone who checks up on you actually Cares..some want to confirm if their witchcraft worked.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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7 years
NO MONEY! NO MONEY!! NO MONEY!!! but the ATM queue is always long? What are we withdrawing? Bank Statement??
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@AinaDada_
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Postcards from east Africa
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@AinaDada_
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Real men will do one round and sleep but these jobless niggas will hit it the whole night as if they releasing the poverty ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
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"Nobody owes you anything Not even a text, a smile, call back, loyalty, not even a fair treatment" You owe yourself a good life Stop investing every piece of you on people That's why when we pass you without greeting You go mad As if we owe you GREETINGS No We owe you nothing
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I canโ€™t even throw a ball in the right direction ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@AinaDada_
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With your current account balance, which artists can you call to perform for your event?
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Ladies...๐Ÿ’ Don't let " Let's go shopping" be the password to Your Vagina ๐Ÿ‘
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Dating a man who isnโ€™t proud to say youโ€™re his girl is really just a big joke. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฎ Usually the โ€œI keep my love life privateโ€, thereโ€™s no such.. Wait until he meet the lady he's proud to have in his life..youโ€™ll see๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”
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Who else becomes a qualified chef when they home alone?๐Ÿ˜
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Ladies, stop telling guys "I don't want your girlfriend to beat me" None of us has a girlfriend.
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Nobody drive faster ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ than a jobless boyfriend after droping you off at work with your car to meet his side chick๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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A slay Queen uploaded a picture and captioned it "What can I do for you" Her younger sister replied " bring back my wig " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sometimes I feel all these conductors went to the same voice training school ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Having sex at night when the sperms are asleep will prevent UNWANTED PREGNANCY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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It appears the person that owns this Titus company is running for a political post because i canโ€™t understand this sudden increase in the number of fish per tin ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐ŸงThere must be a propaganda of some sort ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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Saturdays like mondays ๐Ÿ˜
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6 years
Mention anything better than good sex and money, I'll wait.
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Your WCW is a slay queen, she dresses to kill, she cooks the same way ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hard guy hard guy but when you see mad man coming on one side you cross to the other side ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
Still In Dakar, we havenโ€™t clearly mapped the next leg but it should take us through Gambia, Mauritius and Morocco. The most important tips - Always negotiate money before you get into a taxi. If not they will change it for you and you donโ€™t understand French ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
Take me back to the time when we had little to worry about.
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Whites still have time to snap pictures, Africans, tell them what to do if you are in this situation. Make a sharp reverse, step on the accelerator and forget that road for life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me to crush : What part of your body turns you on. Crush: Tits and Neck. Crush: what about you? Me: Touch me anywhere I'm on, just blow me breeze i'm on, infact just say "ON" and I'm on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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King Nebuchadnezzar: Have u thrown the three arrogant guys into the fire??? Messenger: Yes!!! But, "First of all" Mans not hot. King:
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