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We released this 4 years ago, more relevant now then it was then sadly

Stab City

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@fesshole You got to tell us why you retired early

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@footbalIfights Ah reminds of my Days working in Response Teams doing Security at Race meetings. Epsom Derby was aways a great couple of days for this sort of thing. Newmarket Race course late night events always had at least 1 great fight Prosecco Fuled ladies going for it 😆

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Our latest single is out today...a Raucous heavy Rock feel good sing along. #originalmusic #newmusic #newmusicalert #songwriters #newmusicdaily #NewMusicFriday #NewMusicDaily These Are the Days NutKraker

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@ThebestFigen Or just leave it and get over yourself, not even my Mum has pans that clean

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@MrJamesMay It's a hard life, sympathies for you

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@Independent What planet does he live on?

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@ljkbennett @fesshole Probably the shows creator 😆

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@TSFights Difficult to beat years of experience

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Bleed Em Dry a track about everyone's favourite Mayor of London. New NutKraker Music, Punk Rock about current events. #ULEZExpansion #ULEZ #sadiqkhan Bleed Em Dry via @YouTube

Bleed Em Dry

New Nutkraker song, based on Dan's experiences working as an Enforcement agent Collecting unpaid TFL fines. Very relevant at the moment with ULEZ in the news.

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