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Matt Novia

@NoviaMatt

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Half man/Half amazing! Only interested in quality of life issues. Cut thru the garbage & get real.

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Ladies… this is MAGA
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@Scottcrates @pjstellings @MaiddeOrleans No…. You missed the part where she said…..she only have about $360 to spend on EVERYTHING else after paying for rent. She’s telling you that she works 40 hours per week… & is broke….& she’s not a fan of that.
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@cabbageridge @1994YONCE @Biddi_babs @_nomadic_soul @Wueelr It’s really odd that some dudes don’t see value in them… parenting
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@mcohen808 @fuckyouiquit No one owns your time… & you degrade the value of your labor down to shit. You also need to have more confidence in yourself that you & your skills will be valued & you’ll be employed elsewhere in no time. It’s your choice to work always.
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@discordspies @DahNewton @Roar_of_time97 Not a role of Government. Leftists want to help secure you Housing. You get to fill that house with whatever or whoever you want.
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@shawnsty1es @mikey__football @AnaKasparian The sad part is that Trump did almost nothing to do it. He wasn’t tough. He wasn’t clever. They are just wet noodles.
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@JestTanya @mcohen808 @fuckyouiquit It doesn’t even matter why. If you have a day off… it’s off unless YOU turn it on. No need for a reason.
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@Iamnicepromise @ask_aubry Discipline in such a relationship is not a thing. If someone taught you to believe otherwise… & you still believe then they broke you.
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@HeidiBriones OH NO!!! You have to be at a bar with someone that’s a little different than you!! The struggle is real!
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@rahoi @FeelingEuphoric I’m pretty sure that someone is punching me in the back during my sleep since Tuesday night. If I catch them they’re going to pay.
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@LDHITE22 @Real___iTamara It’s proven because a chick said on Twitter… “can confirm”?? You are unserious
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@TheWakeninq @kathybrdly She’s literally repeating propaganda from her “sources”.
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2 years
@TheOnlyKLH @javroar It’s a game called Tiddlywinks. You can find videos of how to play.
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@TeahCartel Yeah.. one kiss was bad enough. 2 kisses is very odd. He doesn’t know what to do or say to people …especially kids. He only talks about Golf with his Granddaughter. “How was your round, Honey?”
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@ABC We need this message heard in every corner. Every office. Every home. Every place of business. Every event. Share it wide & loud.
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2 years
@notthatone11 @JasonSCampbell When someone spews nonsense don’t co-sign onto it definitely don’t mix in your own Wages aren’t lower because there are women in the shop The place needs X amount of workers. The gender of X is immaterial Wages don’t support a household in large part because we allow it
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@theinsolent1 @sweethomebflo @SANTACRUZJ0KER @necrosofty @Chinchillazllla I think they were just promoting DP & everybody completely misunderstood.
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@JoJoFromJerz @ddale8 We could use Dark Helmet right about now.
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3 years
@holy_schnitt Well… you are supposed to wait until you get to the bathroom to pull your pants down.
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4 years
@SFVeteranMomma @MiLESFROMWA @POTUS You are going to be making this statement a lot on a bunch of different subjects. Copy & paste might be useful.
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@Brother54799903 @DNLSHLR @RealBrysonGray I’d advise that you don’t act on those “rules” while living in America or plenty of other countries.
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2 years
@1catherinesiena @OldAngloSaxon @KILLTOPARTY They are everywhere. If he’s not finding any then the problem is him. It’s highly unlikely that he’s a prize to live with. It’s ok… most people aren’t.
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@Eason011 @crypto_Turd @AKBrews @lawyerschiff You are absolutely oblivious to the existence of Police Unions. There is no way that an… accident on the job is not fully covered just like ANY other injury or damage to vehicle. He WORKS for the City. I’m just realizing that maybe you didn’t know that part.🤣🤣
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@Plains1946 @itsJeffTiedrich Lindell chose his path. & it was a windy white powdery road. He’s a nasty guy that people should not feel sorry for when they experience consequences. Oh well.
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@jones_jerod @trendyhoopstars The best player doesn’t shoot 7-16 as her norm. She’s giving everything she’s got & I respect that. Efficiency is a VERY big deal though.
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8 months
@Rizabellepow Your take is pretty unanimous. I noticed the Drama within the first 2 minutes… & it never stopped.
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3 years
@NBCOlympics @peacockTV No one is coming close. It’s about how close she can come to perfection at this point. She’s one with the ice.
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@emilykmay Did you touch the truck??
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@JessMagdefrau @LissaJoStewart I feel like you don’t understand boundaries.
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2 months
@alaska_gma @_nomadic_soul Did you shield your pain & complications from the boys in the family & shelter them from reality? We should avoid that. They need to learn about it all.
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@AriDrennen @Kamalamaison @DaunenJ & yes… we have seen women act exactly as Dylan does… & being happy & excited about going to a Taylor Swift concert is quite normal. There can never be too much nice.
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@GeriPerna @RedCross @SebGorka @julie_kelly2 I’m not buying that this was not well deserved.👍👍
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3 years
@huseinfatal14 @KingPicklestan @BleacherReport Drawing charges away from the ball... have always been a thing. It’s a terrible idea to let a guy like KD run that route unimpeded. The only way you can disrupt his route is by having defensive position.
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@ShelKel2 @mtgreenee I immediately checked too. This is not possible. Our reality is something.
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@crypto_Turd @AKBrews @lawyerschiff What about him? He was in an accident in a company car. An insured car. He’d get paid for his healing time. There is no doubt that his care & rehab is covered.
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@NancyJa30914800 @tommysantos14 @au_deacon That was AFTER it was known he was under criminal investigation.
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@0xApheli0n @WarClandestine I’m not fully into metal but that performance was banging
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@BilltheCatGuy1 @edgykristina It’s about Dionysus… not Christ. You could at least make sure that you are correct in your assumptions before being offended
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@Fishing_Huuker @HappyHorseGirl1 Rednecks with bad haircuts seemed like people I should stand with! 👍
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@jakep316 @BaseballQuotes1 Truly. Especially because you see the Blue helmet score… then you see a White helmet… & then a Red helmet. Ok… that’s confusing… AND could be part of WHY they didn’t notice the kid RUNNING the bases. They likely thought it was one of theirs celebrating.
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@ACLU The adults at the scene participated in the fight... instead of ending it. They had a VERY long time to do the right thing... & chose to let it run out of control.
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@mommyof3N1 That guy is not doing well. I don’t know why an Air Force vet would not know how dangerous what she was doing was. The incident is impossible to explain.
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@BrandynBuchanan I’m poor & it won’t make any difference for me The $2000 is going to my creditors within the next couple of months Unless I’m coming into to unexpected $$ My situation will be the same whether the $ is all at once or spread out Lump sum for that small a # makes no difference
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@crystalandqueue @libbyemmons Grow….. up. Try not crying about something that didn’t happen.
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5 months
@StevePinckney1 @DanAlanRourke @Bruins2790 That’s comical. Ohtani is a freak. Hits at the top of the League Pitches at the top of the League Runs near the top of the League
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@Martin59935415 @JenLRossman Tell people not to raise assholes. That should already not be a problem. If your kid can’t control his behavior then he needs a special school.
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@RicheLaRegle @__snatched @l_monyelle The baby stopped crying on her own in less than 10 seconds after each one… so the pain isn’t what you are thinking it was.
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@Sneaky4L @Ms_LilShadow She’d have kicked your whiny ass long ago. & booted you out.
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@drjasmine___ Because you haven’t met me
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@VodkaMuse Aloha, Sunshine
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2 years
@Plandemic3Movie You overestimate the number of “good” people. Your definition is likely tragically flawed.
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@VodkaMuse I’m an old soul… what can I say?
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4 years
@jsrailton @millennials4_wp That first guy is sketchy & the 2nd guy is a piece of shit. I have a tremendous ability to read people on sight. 👍
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@WillieMcFML @michaelharriot That’s a you problem. Nothing was actually hard to understand.
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4 years
@greggutfeld A huge number of Catholics are pro-choice. How others practice their Religion is none of your business & the same is true of the reproductive matters of other families. I’d love to dissect the behaviors of any of the judgmental Lords that respond to this Tweet. Would be AMAZING
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@henne50 @ConanOBrien That has nothing to do with the fact that I will give it the name Conan O’Briem from here on out. If those bars didn’t give it a name… then tell them what the name is.
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@kenhll555 @DocTrevelyan @CBSNews That’s actually not true. He fired 2 warning shots after people tackled him & had him on the ground. They ran away. Then a 3rd person jumped on his back & after a hard struggle to get him off... he shot a 3rd round that hit the man on the shoulder... unfortunately killing him
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@emily_tweets That’s a big hit
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@WillieGarson There is no such thing as too nice or too kind.
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@julie_mcbane @DavidGiglioCA @Rebel__Hare The middle class has been in the same situation for 30 years. The Trump years were … Meh You may have FELT that things were glorious. They were not. Kamala Harris will get some bold things done in 2025
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@LawSelfDefense @DreamLeaf5 It’s about the PEOPLE not the Politicians. The people voted Democratic… & then switched to Republican quite quickly. It’s only in your dreams that the reasoning was altruistic & that the population changed its “values”.
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@AngelaBelcamino Nice one! Bush is so damn good!
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@Kriscilicious @davidmweissman @ReadeAlexandra Yes….we doubt it. Why? Because she was here for a very long time & no one took her seriously & no one ever will. Why would she be relevant when she was summarily dismissed?🤣🤣
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@chasek618 @Ms_LilShadow He said that they were lied to… & full-time homemaker is actually the lane they should stay in.
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@Humarock501 @JoshEakle He wants to be your dictator
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@cmdrofancestors @guideforlovers Weird that autocorrect changed Clown to Men. 🤷‍♂️
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@thegioplay @JomboyMedia The ump really doesn’t need to call a ball fair at all. He never signaled in any way that it was foul. & both of his signals were that the play was live. Alvarez likely took his cue from Gurriel’s actions.
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@FauxJeaux It’s wasn’t a great move… but honestly… I think his SHOULDER is what drilled him in the left side of the chest… the helmet more on the right side. Yes, that matters. It was a hard hit initiated by Higgins… but no possible blame there. He trucked him but no foreseeing that
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@OroroWasHere @katunscripted @TestKitchen211 @douglass_meghan His “are necessary” is inaccurate. The sentence is fine as it is.
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@AlyciaClarkexo @TheCDel @kiarathesag @boysandballet @jarpad @JensenAckles They aren’t born yet… but it is rough that Jared wasn’t in the loop about it. That makes no sense.
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@StJamesMaxwell @HKrassenstein Jeez.... that’s a massive difference! Thank you for clarifying that. Wow- horribly misleading. We should delete the entire thread really!
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@ElawReads 20+ times: A Few Good Men Good Will Hunting Wayne’s World Encino Man House Party Strange Brew Star Wars X3 The Godfather Heathers All Brat Pack movies Better Off Dead Just One Of the Guys Patrick Dempsey heyday Lost Boys Old School Bachelor Party Moving Violations
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@derrico_henrio @ART_Marikit So…. He’s recommending that people forego a career to be home more. He doesn’t do this. His Mother didn’t do this. No idea if his Dad did this. So… who is he saying SHOULD be taking his advice?
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@LydiaTh30540019 @tonyposnanski I’ve thrown a few people a few bucks that were short…. Because it SUCKS to have to choose the items to deduct right there.
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@shesnottrump @adamslily My thoughts exactly. She’s great & her voice is fine.
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@Bblibertyidiot @MilaLovesJoe Because you aren’t talking about… Hiring, Renting, etc. You do realize that PLENTY of people didn’t want black people moving next door to them during this time… right? People weren’t violent towards them as much.., but many still lived separate but equal in many ways
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@clyveSPEAKS Pulling him out of the car the way they did was insane. He was talking calmly & they jumped all over him.
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@BillDais @DogginTrump Highlighting what dumber than dirt looks like👍 Well done !!
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1 year
@Healthyfairy86 @RealCandaceO I don’t know why anyone would care how or why he left. It’s almost guaranteed that his Mother’s death played the largest role in this… & he’s entitled to respond to that in any way he wishes.
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@Tylerwttu @OmarRiverosays He literally said …to give to the FBI. 🤣
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3 years
@BShannon41975 @MLBVault @MikeTrout He pulled it but I don’t believe that was gonna hook. His natural swing pulls it that direction & that was a baseball swing. He didn’t care what direction it went. He just whaled it. That was a shot to left-center.
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@VABVOX @lkmcgann It’s important to hear from a reporter that in no way shut Reade down.
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1 year
@JoveMarie2 @in_the_sky34221 That’s ridiculous. Trying to be as cool as possible on a hot day… is about sweating as little as possible.
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7 months
@luckylion23 @stillgray Had that guy not creepily approached 17 year old girls that he didn’t know…for no sane reason without saying a word…. A 17 year old boy would be alive.
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@VodkaMuse Those look clean…. No thanks!
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5 months
@QueenKryptid I’d guess 30… but it doesn’t matter. You look great.
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9 months
@quietd39 @ay_taybay We found the 1 guy that thought that Animal House & Old School were just too immature.
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2 years
@REAL_7homas777 @KILLTOPARTY Why are we to trust your self-assessment of no longer being a loser? I’m skeptical.
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4 years
@rmayemsinger I’m surprised they didn’t try to sell you a Trump bra.
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2 years
@jolinegkg @PoliticsVerse @SusieFierce Not when weapons are involved. That leaves the mother’s hands at that point. Felonies don’t require that.
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@ksenijapavlovic @ReadeAlexandra I don’t think it’s a covert operation. Last year’s story didn’t get enough attention so the story needed to be... more. A history of telling wild, untrue stories is relevant in determining whether this wild story is true.
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@TomRomanelli1 @AngelaBelcamino They are absolutely not worse than the Trumps.
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6 months
@AlphaVGuy @ryandbusse @GovKristiNoem Facts are that Kristi Noem can’t manage a simple situation. She doesn’t belong handling anything & voters should dump her based on her judgement.
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2 years
@JakeIggy Beltre was a pleasure to watch at 3rd. Hope he gets First Balloted.
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7 months
@rreactor This proves the idea that old people are wise to be a complete fiction.
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4 years
@maybe_talvez_ @MajinBuuRadley @stillgray Yes. Being compensated for goods or services is the definition of a job.
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4 years
@CAG556 @ComplexSports The ratings aren’t low because of politics. They are low because of the pandemic. People have stuff going on & sports aren’t high on people’s lists. I’m just starting to watch the NBA in full now. I usually watch a lot- I wasn’t interested last month. Playoffs are getting good
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@RedWhiteandKate @DC_Draino No... & this dude is wrong. Bush was called as winner on Election Night.
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4 years
@ItsAQueerThing @Showtime I hope that our youth get to hear tapes of Reagan as Governor of California. Many of his speeches would crash & burn. He treated his constituents terribly & his real legacy should be publicized. Not the best timing for this though but history is more important than timing.
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@MssieChrissie @CaslerNoel I listen to the radio often & he was on it for 3 hours a day. Rabid misogynist.
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