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@NotYouAgain66

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Just my back up trying something new

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@NotYouAgain66
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3 years
My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 years
You look familiar have I disappointed you before?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
Well aren't you just filled with no idea
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
I won't go there but I might circle by
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
I got lost in my thoughts again does anyone know the way out?
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
My rapid weight loss plan is called broke
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Tried a new diet plan today called being broke.
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@NotYouAgain66
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7 months
Just get in line and adore me
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@NotYouAgain66
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9 months
You mean I skipped staring at wall muttering incoherently to myself for this?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Dont forget to judge the hell out of some complete stranger you know nothing about today
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
Ok I'll get in but only if you quit calling me loser
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
But I'm just the slight derailment not the complete train wreck
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@NotYouAgain66
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5 months
I hate when my problems know all my good hiding spots
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Awkward and weird is all I got don't tell me to stop
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@NotYouAgain66
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4 months
Why can't all those tough pills to swallow ever come in chewable?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Don't use words like normal and me together I'm starting to get scared
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
If you add the laugh track while reading my words it doesn't help
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Does how I struggle trying to plug my phone into the charger tell you everything you need to know
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Why would I want to be like all the rest when I can be the weird one that never fits in?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
That better not be my emotional support pumpkin laying in a million pieces out there in the street
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
I know you missed me i could tell by that sigh
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
That ship sailed and I'm always left on the dock waving to it.
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
Want to take my moral compass out for a spin?
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
Just another day filled with what was I thinking
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
How dare you have an actual life outside your phone
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
People like me don't grow on trees we crawl out from under rocks
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Hey, I think you should come over to my universe and be the center of it
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
Not now, when I'm trying to act superior and better than everyone else on the internet
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
This tweet is brought to you by desperation and nothing else to do
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
If I leave you with anything I hope it's wondering
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
Be my reason I make sure the doors are locked
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
But in internet years I'm still in my 20s
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 month
It OK the void doesn't listen to me either
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Its just a war inside there ain't it? I ask my head
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 years
So how many calories does just going through the motions everyday burn?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
If my parking style had a name it would be called close enough
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@NotYouAgain66
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4 months
I just need one of those big old tights hugs no weirdos please
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
If you don't check in on your twitter crush 748 times a day do you really even have one?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Why cant my mind ever be in that happy place called just blank.
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
I hate when I'm out in my yard thinking it can't get any worse and then my neighbor looks over smiles and waves
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Making direct eye contact with my worst enemy but its just me staring in this mirror
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Does my endless drivel keep you on the edge of your seat?
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
I don't care if it's self explanatory I still need directions
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Just play along and humor me I have no idea what I meant either
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Are you trying to ruin my make believe imaginary world?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Did I blink and miss that once in a lifetime again?
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
Follow each other and never interact again?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
There's no refunds on that penny are you sure you want my thoughts?
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@NotYouAgain66
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6 months
Maybe my words just need a laugh track?
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@NotYouAgain66
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5 months
Maybe the mirror doesn't lie but it could go a little easier on me
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Think I would rather be catapulted into the sun first but sure I will listen to your opinion
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
But I'm not always needy there's also some wanty
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Tried turning the page on it but it was only more of the same old tired story.
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
Maybe a lifetime is just too short when its you.
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@NotYouAgain66
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4 months
Just ignore me like I do my fitness watch
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
My circle is more like a straight line that leads only to me
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@NotYouAgain66
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9 months
Are you one of those weird mythical creatures called someone who actually listens?
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@NotYouAgain66
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10 months
You mean wasting it foolishly isn't what money is for?
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 years
I might be the weakest link but I was still part of the chain holding it together
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
My stripper name is what is wrong with you
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Not now I'm radiating
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@NotYouAgain66
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Thats just my factory setting quit calling me lazy
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Oops did I break the stupid unwritten rule I don't even understand again?
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@NotYouAgain66
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They always feel good before hitting send
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@NotYouAgain66
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Going to get my weird on.. oh wait it always is
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@NotYouAgain66
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Don't mind my glare this is just how I sparkle.
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Well that one sailed right over my head but I felt its breeze
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@NotYouAgain66
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Be the reason the laughing and talking ends and switches to whispers as you approach them.
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
How about my perspective on it let's see if your ready to roll with this delusional
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@NotYouAgain66
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4 months
I hate those hour meetings that are 59 minutes too long
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
I guess this just where my immaturity comes out to play
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
I guess my life just became grin and bear it.
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@NotYouAgain66
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Maybe my abs are just shy and they want to hide behind all these layers
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
I've gone from young and invincible to trust me it just ain't worth it
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
Keep stirring that drama until it's just right
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@NotYouAgain66
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4 months
Can I just shamelessly validate you?
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@NotYouAgain66
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7 months
Forced smiles and pretending like nothings wrong is exhausting
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
I bet you would quit telling me to act my age if you knew what it was
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@NotYouAgain66
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I don't care what you think I know the sunflowers in my garden love all my words
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
I don't like bragging but I do have my own vip slot on the bike rack at the liquor store.
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@NotYouAgain66
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5 months
Just here for the eye rolls that only I can make
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
Just choose me I know I would
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
Me, I'm just the perfect accessory for all occasions
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
Maybe I know how to read and don't need the stupid video
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
Just me myself and my delusions
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@NotYouAgain66
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7 months
You just kinda remind me of my check engine light
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@NotYouAgain66
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6 months
But can't you see how I've changed unmute me dammit
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
I retweeted you 10 times what time should I be over?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
You might want to turn your autocorrect back on before anyone finds out
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@NotYouAgain66
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1 year
These are just those random musing from my slowly coming unhinged brain.
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@NotYouAgain66
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7 months
I hate when the day is ruined right when my feet hit the floor
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Tried stepping up my game but I only tripped over it and fell
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Just another day of kicking my words to the curb
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@NotYouAgain66
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Just live laugh and wonder why
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@NotYouAgain66
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3 months
Could I explain this all any better than with the sigh?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Send me that real clear message by not sending me one at all.
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 months
Hey now, I'm more than just this eye candy
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@NotYouAgain66
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Them: You're lazy and set a poor example Me: And what's your point?
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@NotYouAgain66
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2 years
Do you like that shallow empty shell of what I used to be vibe I give off?
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@NotYouAgain66
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Just over here writhing in agony of existence what about you?
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