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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
Under 8s who all just wanted a game of footy on a Sunday morning and you virtue signalling helmets have ruined it for something they don’t understand. They’re 8, fuck this off.
@QPCrescents
Queens Park Crescents FC
5 months
Today, our U8s coach told us the opposing team forfeited the game over our Palestine corner flags. No issue with displaying them; confirmed with the FA. However, we view this incident as an opportunity to enlighten our followers about the gravity of the situation.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
7 months
Do you lad yeah? You want one of our only fit starting midfielders to declare for Nigeria and go missing for weeks in a title race, all because you want to look dead scouse on twitter hahahahahahahaha tit
@HazLFC97
Haz
7 months
I hope he declares for Nigeria instead of England
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NotJoe
5 months
@Precision_Geek Neither is snapping Gravenberch’s ankle lad so it is what it is
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NotJoe
7 months
We’d never lose a shootout ever with our big holy goalie
@MailSport
Mail Sport
7 months
MLS penalties in the 90's were something else...🤯 If your life depended on it, which one player past or present, are you choosing to score? 🤔 #MLS
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NotJoe
5 months
@Golf_Ninja Lad I couldn’t give a single fuck about the Ukraine and I support Palestine in the war with Israel, but that doesn’t mean you have to put Palestine flags on an under 8s Sunday league pitch
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NotJoe
4 months
Ye bird sorts out all the lads with aways.
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@Skye_Lloyd
S K Y E
4 months
Mad how many scousers are replying now it’s after midday. But I suppose that’s the normal time to wake up when you don’t work
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NotJoe
7 months
@infinitii11 Southgate hasn’t got a clue lad, but that’s not what he means he’s just being a bad tryhard
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NotJoe
6 months
This exact time last year I was at the lowest point of my life and had just been discharged from the royal Second picture is how far I’ve managed to drag myself in the last 12 months, not there yet but one day at a time 👊🏻
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NotJoe
5 months
@Vandijkishuge Yes I do actually
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NotJoe
3 months
@lauraw97_ LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!
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NotJoe
4 months
Pig floating about walton asda
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NotJoe
7 months
Hi @MerseyPolice can you please explain why you’re parked at whiston hospital (not in a designated space) and blocking a footpath which I couldn’t get my disabled sisters pram up due to your inconsiderate parking? If this was anyone else we’d be getting a fine, rats.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
9 months
Leg it with the “keep politics out of football” shouts with this you fuckin try hards, would you have jumped off a landing craft and stormed Nazi occupied France? No? Shut up then . Fuckin firm of empty heads.
@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
9 months
🚨| OFFICIAL: Liverpool FC will show its support for the Royal British Legion's Poppy Appeal 2023 next month with shirts embellished with poppies to mark Remembrance Day. - @LFC
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
28 days
Good luck Jezza you wonderful bastard @jeremycorbyn
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
29 days
🚨 NEW: Jeremy Corbyn has cast his vote in Islington North
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NotJoe
7 months
They also got a point at Anfield after their captain turned into Kobe Bryant last week, so it’s swings and roundabouts really isn’t it lads.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
7 months
Arsenal have conceded two goals that 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 have been out of play this season 🕵️‍♂️
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
Ah thanks mum Calvin Klein!
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NotJoe
10 months
Today would’ve been Margaret Thatchers 98th birthday. But it isn’t Because she’s dead.
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NotJoe
5 months
LFC
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NotJoe
4 months
He’s 2 goals behind Haaland after missing about 12 games shut the fuck up you little nit
@Watch_LFC
Watch LFC
4 months
Do we need to have a conversation about Salah? He scores and he’s important and he won’t be dropped. But he’s really had a few iffy performances where he offers nothing and I’m not sure Jota or Elliott should be sitting on the bench for 60+ minutes waiting for him to score.
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NotJoe
6 months
On another note, meet Hank.
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@ChelseaSource_1
ChelseaSource ✍️
5 months
🚨If this leaked Liverpool team news that I hear IS TRUE, we are in dreamland. 😱 Could be our day Chelsea Fans #CFC #LFC
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3 months
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@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
1 month
Stop the supermajority. Vote Conservative on 4th July.
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NotJoe
5 months
Hahahahahahahahaha SLAGGGGGG
@AstridWett
Astrid Wett
5 months
VAR WE LOVE YOU😭💙💙 VIRGIL VAN SH*TE
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
4 months
What he said
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
4 months
About to play 6 aside after a joint in a pair of On’s, will keep you all updated
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NotJoe
3 months
Amorim to West Ham then, it’s time. JOSE MOURINHO 🇵🇹
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
3 months
Immortal.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
28 days
Your days are numbered
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@rbrharrison
Rupert Harrison
29 days
💙
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NotJoe
5 months
Arise, Sir Harold Shipman, for services to public health. Fucking TN wearing, skin fade having, eye brow slit sporting, liver transplant wasting, sister in law shagging, inbred mong looking manc cunts. Forza Liverpool ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
21 days
Oh my fucking god
@tylerfoster49
Tyler Foster
21 days
@NotSch0151 They'd treat scousers like Jews if they could.
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NotJoe
5 months
One time special price for you my friends @Ettifaq_EN
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NotJoe
7 months
@greggislocallfc Got one here in L6, you can have it for a chelsea pair
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NotJoe
3 months
Score some fucking goals is what I always say, stiff cunt.
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NotJoe
5 months
Endo gets sent off on Saturday for rupturing every single ligament in Rodri’s left knee. The reds win 1-0 due to a Gomez volley
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
7 months
Hez hez (if you say the meat is alive get some culture)
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NotJoe
2 months
It’s Rodri trying to claim his unbeaten run still stands.
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
2 months
📸 - There is a random man standing in the middle of the circle.
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NotJoe
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
Well there goes the league
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NotJoe
7 months
Newcastle are shit, we’re still top, city are too easy to score against. Up the fuckin reds.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
YERESSSSSSSSSS MY FUCKIN CAPTAIN YOU SEXY FUCKIN CUNT
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
Haven’t you got women to stone and gays to throw off buildings? Backwards twat 👍🏻
@NotSch0151 go cry to bradley’s daddy
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NotJoe
7 months
You’re absolutely spot on mate yeah. Backwards cunts every single one of these.
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@LatifaAbdallah
لطيفه بنت عبدالله🇸🇦
7 months
@wearebrighton @JHenderson LGBTQBULSHIT+ seriously? Stop thinking you can force something on us and destroy our values. We have better women rights than you do. Get over yourself idiot.
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NotJoe
7 months
Laura woods and Karen Carney on ITV here, Joey Barton has just lashed his flip flops on.
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NotJoe
7 months
The very same Tottenham Hotspur who had their kids on the pitch after genuinely robbing us while we had 9 men, are losing again. Big fat bastard Ange Postecoglou.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
6 months
“Nonce arrested after locals rage at living next to a registered sex offender” There I fixed it, fuckin scumbag newspaper @LivEchonews if he’d sold a bit of weed you’d have his face all over the place.
@LivEchonews
Liverpool Echo
6 months
Man taken to safety by police after 'crowd' gathers outside house
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
Let’s have it lad ye big fuckin mong @ErlingHaaland
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NotJoe
4 months
I’d rather finish 3rd than lose it on goal difference
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
7 months
Mad how we had Luis Suarez up front isn’t it hahahahahaha what a footballer he was
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
6 months
It’s bullshit right, but if he actually does leave mid contract saying he wants a break, and then goes to Barca immediately after leaving, then he’s a gobshite.
@TransferSector
Transfer Sector
6 months
🚨🚨| NEWS: Barcelona are the only club that could convince Jurgen Klopp to not go on holiday. Having held conversations with Laporta, the German is said to be very keen. [ @gerardromero ]
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NotJoe
21 days
Who believed her? I’m 23 from crocky ye fucking tit.
@tylerfoster49
Tyler Foster
21 days
@NotSch0151 @HazLFC97 Thatcher told you that Liverpool was the scum of the earth, you believed her, Thatcher deprived Liverpool (and no where else) of funding because it was a Labour city. You all let her do it. Thatcher told you all that Hillsborough wasn't the Police's wrong doing, you believed her.
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NotJoe
26 days
Kyle walker still absolutely stinking the gaff out
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NotJoe
5 months
@1Utred Don’t do yourselves any favours whatsoever, why do under 8s football teams need this? If they did it in the premier league I’d be 100% behind it aswell, but doing it in a kids Sunday league game is ridiculous, don’t start on trims either ye fuckin manc air force wearing blert
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
What about the spurs game? Or the chelsea handball? Or the Endo offside? Baldy Jedi cunt
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
5 months
🗣️ "A MONUMENTAL error" Former Premier League referee Mike Dean on the controversial ending at Nottingham Forest 🆚 Liverpool 🔊
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NotJoe
5 months
The difference.
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NotJoe
2 months
Xabi Alonso a pep disciple? 🤣🤣🤣 the actual manager of Manchester United was his number 2 at Bayern.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
2 months
Enzo Maresca is the latest disciple of Pep Guardiola's to get a top job in football 🧠
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NotJoe
3 months
@Kearnsy1906 Someone called him Horny Slut before an I’ve been giggling for an hour
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
7 months
@JoshWoogsLFC @Jack654124 He’s 16 lad hahahahaha he’s not gonna pick Gerrard
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NotJoe
7 months
As a kid I always thought Pepe Reina was boss, but every video I’ve seen of him makes him look fuckin dogshit?
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
24 days
Oh my god just fuck off, they’ve just stopped actual Nazis from being in power you crying cunt. Shame no alarm bells start ringing for him when Israel are blowing Palestinian children to pieces.
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
25 days
Prominent French Jews issue alarm bells over the antisemitic far-left achieving victory in the parliamentary elections. Paris Chief Rabbi Moshe Sebbag: “It is clear today that there is no future for Jews in France. I tell everyone who is young to go to Israel or a more secure
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
9 months
@_paultommo It’s r Curt deffo
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NotJoe
22 days
Trying to be a socialist so bad that he’s supporting Franco’s Spain against his home nation.
@HazLFC97
Haz
22 days
Only messin. It's shite. Always preferred red 🇪🇸
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NotJoe
4 months
They’re not even assed are they? We’re just gonna sleepwalk into 3rd and then bounce round the pier head with a carabao cup like fuckin divvies
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NotJoe
4 months
@____cm85 The big fella
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NotJoe
2 months
Seeing grown men taking selfies with Taylor swift pop up art all over the city, the euros start tomorrow. We must put an end to this woke nonsense.
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NotJoe
8 months
Leg it girl your fella was throwing missing person reports all over the internet because you were out in town
@EFCevie
Evie ♡
8 months
@HazLFC97 probably not to best idea for him to have a bevvy if he’s this unhinged sober 😭
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NotJoe
5 months
Wataru Endo would’ve been hailed as the best 6 on the planet if he was 23 and cost £100m by the way Just because he’s 30 and came from stuttgart doesn’t mean he isn’t streets ahead of everyone else, turned up yesterday and took the piss out of Rodri and KDB, insane footballer.
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NotJoe
6 months
The slotter quite simply does not miss, fuckin goal machine.
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NotJoe
4 months
Best two teams in the league this apparently, the pair of them are shite.
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NotJoe
2 months
Gakpo looks like a different player on the left here, see ye later Diaz lad.
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NotJoe
8 months
Hahahahaha state of the sugar puff monster
@tcremmins
Tiernan 🇾🇪
8 months
Speakers not working lads ?
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NotJoe
5 months
What stand do you sit in at Anfield lad?
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NotJoe
8 months
Worst keeper in the league and we haven’t tested him once, couldn’t have done a worse job at replacing mane and Firmino than we have with these 2 pieces of shit we’ve bought
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NotJoe
5 months
He won them all with city you fucking cockney paedophile
@SakaEra_
𝐒𝐚𝐦
5 months
“Biggest club in England” 😭😭😭
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NotJoe
2 months
Jurgen is cutting it a bit close to say he’s messing now isn’t he?
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NotJoe
27 days
Lad Farage and his mates would have you euthanised yeno, don’t be a cunt.
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NotJoe
2 months
HAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF @Israel @Manorsolomon
@WarMonitors
War Monitor
2 months
⚡️ #BREAKING Iron Dome completely destroyed Hezb-Allah publishes footage of them destroying an Iron Dome platform in the Ramot Naftali barracks of the Israeli enemy army in northern occupied Palestine.
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NotJoe
4 months
He’s our greatest ever player and we paid 84 million for Nunez so no
@TheAnfieldBuzz
The Anfield Buzz
4 months
If #LFC received a £80million offer in the summer for Mohamed Salah, will you accept?
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
7 months
Missed a sitter coz he’s one badly overrated cunt
@HazzyM14
Has
7 months
Saka just missed an absolute sitter. These players are tired. We need fresh legs and depth
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
6 months
Jota stepping up while Mo is away, of course he is 😮‍💨
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NotJoe
6 months
Liverpool won 4-1 and now I’m stoned listening to the wall with my headphones on, what a wonderful evening.
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
6 months
I don’t even want a new manager yeno, fold the club I’ve had enough
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NotJoe
4 months
To this day I can’t believe we got 97 points and finished 2nd hahahahahahaha what
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NotJoe
2 months
Bring him home 👍🏻 @LFC
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@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
2 months
Anthony Gordon on the best atmosphere he’s played in: “Other than St. James’, it is Anfield. By far. Maybe it is because I’m from the city and grew up watching it but I just think before the game when they sing You’ll Never Walk Alone, it’s top. Top level.” [ @Channel4 ]
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NotJoe
7 months
Ell Hamlett give RTB his phone back la
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NotJoe
5 months
LFC ❤️
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NotJoe
5 months
Kelleher credit where it’s due has been absolutely brilliant today, kept us in it
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NotJoe
6 months
Might be the final straw for me if we appoint De Zerbi yeno, probably just fuck it off.
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NotJoe
5 months
Fucking come on Liverpool
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NotJoe
6 months
Look like you’ve been injecting gravy into your veins over the years you fat manc pudding
@stevend35022139
Stephen Devlin
6 months
@MrStephenHowson @GNev2 Liverpool definitely one of the teams doped up over the years! Probably city as well
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NotJoe
7 months
Hahahahahahahaha he’s absolutely off his twat
@IFLTV
IFL TV
7 months
🚨 CONOR MCGREGOR EXCLUSIVE 🚨 "HE'S NOT AN IMPOSING FIGURE" The UFC star and Derek Chisora preview Wilder vs Parker 👀 Watch in full 🔗 #WilderParker | #DayOfReckoning | #ConorMcGregor
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NotJoe
7 months
De bruyne is the best in the league currently but he’ll never hit Gerrard levels ever.
@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
7 months
This new breed of social media football fans really have no clue how insane Steven Gerrard was at footy.
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NotJoe
5 months
BOOOOOOM
@NotSch0151
NotJoe
5 months
1-0 United today Rashford dagger
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NotJoe
8 months
I’m in a woeful mood, Darwin Nunez or overweight females are in for a bad evening, haven’t decided which one to aim my hate at yet.
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NotJoe
5 months
Hahahahahahahaha can give it but can’t take it the fat type 2 diabetic pudding.
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NotJoe
5 months
These are irrelevant and then when we play them they boil my blood the fucking manc lizards, FUCKIN COME ON
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NotJoe
5 months
David Haye is off his Barnet hahahahaha
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NotJoe
4 months
I don’t want to see Gakpo or Nunez next season, get rid of the pair of them, useless cunts.
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NotJoe
7 months
I know I’m not Tyson fury lad but I’d still absolutely punch your head in ye fucking little maggot, am not arguing about it with you on Twitter either meet me now or come an see you at the wall.
@HazLFC97
Haz
7 months
You're the one who thinks ye mad offering me out over Twitter ye sad twat 😂😂 ye not Tyson Fury brother drop the act
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@NotSch0151
NotJoe
8 months
Because cricket is absolutely dogshit
@amycolliedog
amy x
8 months
@billydyson_ it blows my mind, professional cricketers pay is only in the thousands and those matches last 3-5 days sometimes
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