🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord @NotHalbrand Twitter profile

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 months

AITA for being annoyed that my ex keeps sabotaging my plans to SAVE Middle-Earth?

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

In my defense, I didn’t think I’d lose it

Tea with Tolkien @ SDCC

@TeawithTolkien

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nobody: my six year-old: mom it was so dumb of Sauron to pour all of his strength into the One Ring

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@NotHalbrand

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I put the romance in Necromancer

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@NotHalbrand

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Missed me? 😏

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Ruling Middle Earth Roadmap

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Yes, he married my daughter.

liz 🕊️ ⭐29 Aug be there or be ⏹️

@panwisegamgee

2 years

May I present to you: Middle earth tabloids pt 2

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I am the most gorgeous, special thing in Middle Earth.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Today we celebrate the breaking of the first silence.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Sure, I’m evil but have you considered I am also cute?

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Me walking around no meds, no therapy, completely detached from reality and knowing full well I am a danger to society.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Now we are worse than strangers. We are exes. #ringsofpowerday

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

The world is ending so come to Mordor to get a magic ring from Lord Sauron. Reply to this tweet and you will receive a ring with secret special powers. #unhingedfellowship

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@NotHalbrand

11 months

I have severe Vitamin D deficiency and nobody cares 🫠

anna 🏹

@myelessar

11 months

maybe sauron just had year round seasonal depression because there was never any bloody sun in mordor.. did the fellowship ever think about that?

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I’ll get you next time, Elendil!

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I did not hide my red flags. It’s you who looked at them and thought…sexy.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Done with holding back this is my hot mess era

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

3 months

Stop staring at my wig, it’s rude.

The Lord of the Rings on Prime

@TheRingsofPower

3 months

Evil has had many names. The Rings Of Power returns August 29 on @PrimeVideo .

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

We look so much like a couple here 😍

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Look who I found in Mordor. Just two bros braving the wilds. Nothing else of note. Nothing at all.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

11 months

A source tells TMZ the reason Morgoth filed for divorce from Sauron: “He only ever talks about rings. I like to talk about Silmarils, we have very different lifestyles.”

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Hello, yes, hi! Can you fix me, please?

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I heard that.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I said I’m sorry, okay?!

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Sad that someone so sexy like me had to go through so much

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

When the realization hits you 🥲

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Today EYE am grateful for how intelligent, strong, tall, handsome and modest I am.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

You’re not ✨The Celebrimbor✨ are you? *giggles* *twirls hair*

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

1 year

Did we make it? No, we didn't

Glorfy ✨️🗡

@ShinyGlorfindel

1 year

did we make it? no, we didn't

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

In case you were wondering

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I see no difference

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Evil again.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Not to self-diagnose but I think something is wrong with me.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I’m doing okay. Just fine. Fhuuu——

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

*scratches himself on a spear* Help, I’m DYING! 🤒

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Galadriel is not picking up my calls so I have spent the past ten years writing a long email that explains why all my actions were Rational and GOOD and then I realized I don’t have her email address.

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@NotHalbrand

2 months

Babygirl glow-up. Hope she likes it.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Yes, I was being slutty on purpose. Thank you for asking.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I’m so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I think about this a lot 🫥

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Help, I’m dying due to lack of kisses 😗

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I was actually being myself in front of her the whole time and SHE LIKED ME for me.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Don’t disturb me, I am working on my arts and crafts project.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Should I get my life together our should I continue being evil and chaotic?

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Whenever you feel sad and sorry about yourself, just remember that somewhere in this world there‘s a Celeborn

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

[In Black Speech] I am baby girl. A little meow meow 🐱

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Maybe I AM the drama

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 months

In my Rapunzel era

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

All I’m saying is that I would make a great trophy husband.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

The best love language is being irritating.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

#NewProfilePic Not evil anymore I want to be loved.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

11 months

Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

When your love language is violence ✨🖤✨

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 months

Feeling the male urge to start a podcast series to explain this in 18 hours of excruciating detail.

🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 months

AITA for being annoyed that my ex keeps sabotaging my plans to SAVE Middle-Earth?

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Feeling very pale and vulnerable right now and I think only THE Celebrimbor can cure me 🤒

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@NotHalbrand

2 months

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite, huh? What then?

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

If Aulë shows up on Twitter, THAT’S IT, I am turning into a giant flaming eyeball!

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@NotHalbrand

9 months

Tell that to Beren.

Tea with Tolkien @ SDCC

@TeawithTolkien

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

*spends weeks in my castle brooding* No, you’re the loser! 😠

Tea with Tolkien @ SDCC

@TeawithTolkien

4 years

if you told Sauron you thought he was a loser he’d spend weeks in his castle brooding and trying to think of a comeback if you told Tom Bombadil you thought he was dumb he’d look at you like, who are you lol? and then keep walking along singing

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Made a ring and gave it to myself 💝 Single and thriving!

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@NotHalbrand

1 year

I put the 'romance' in Necromancer. Love, S.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

How do you like your steak?

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

So are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)?

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

I tried more than to just placate her I am planning our summer volcano wedding

𝕲𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖜𝖊𝖓 🍃 oshamir brainrot 🌌

@fiery_undomiel

2 years

“He [Sauron] perceived at once that Galadriel would be his chief adversary and obstacle, and he endeavoured therefore to placate her, bearing her scorn with outward patience and courtesy.” “He is rejected by Galadriel. He sees that he has met his match.” #TheRingsOfPower #Sauron

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. I was on J over here.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I’m not evil, I’m just complicated uwu

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I am excited to announce that I am indeed a lost cause. Thank you for your continued support but you all went through all that trouble for nothing.

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@NotHalbrand

1 year

Okay yes I may be evil and morally corrupt but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it, honestly.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Excuse me *giggles* *twirls hair* but are you ✨THE CELEBRIMBOR✨? My boss Morgoth talked about you all the time.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Happy #tolkientwtselfieday ! I think it’s time for a face reveal. I am baby girl with our without the helmet 💋

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

*looking, respectfully and committing to memory for later use*

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Sometimes people disagree with me but that’s okay because I usually kill them when they do.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Girls will say I felt it too and then dump you when they find out you ate their brother 😤

haladriel thinker 💭

@haladrielthinkr

2 years

i felt it too.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Please be mindful of the different timezones. Thanks!

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Covered in dirt and blood for sexy reasons 😌

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@NotHalbrand

2 months

Telling my friends a story but leaving out the part where I was evil and manipulative.

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@NotHalbrand

2 months

I only respond to ‘Oh, Rapunzel, let down your hair.’

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Me when Father tells me to stop jamming to emo music with Melkor

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@NotHalbrand

9 months

It’s always who is Sauron but never how is Sauron.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I found out what hobbits are. What the hell???

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't disappointed yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

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@NotHalbrand

1 year

At the end of the day, we all want to be threatened with bodily harm by a pretty little elf.

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@NotHalbrand

4 months

Just a momentary oopsie.

Alma

@Galstelperion

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Ship so good she forgets she has a husband

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

*Stumbles out of an alley covered in blood* I failed a social interaction.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Hate to break it to you all, but between me and Morgoth, I AM the normal one.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I wonder what it says about me that 95% of you are my exes.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I am so haunted and kissable, admit it.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

And the Oscar goes to me

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@NotHalbrand

2 months

I was only asking her to be a couple…of besties ruling the world together (platonic).

Tea with Tolkien @ SDCC

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me crying after Galadriel said she wouldn’t be my queen (non-romantic)

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@NotHalbrand

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What.

Fellowship of Fans

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

Verified badass

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Please support my wrongs

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Can you believe she didn’t appreciate my impression of her brother?

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

Took Waffles on a walk in the forest today.

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@NotHalbrand

2 years

I will get to my plans of world domination in a minute, I just need to complete all the side-quests first.

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🎀 Sauron 🎀 the Dark Lord

@NotHalbrand

2 years

This is anti-me propaganda #defendsauron #istandwithsauron

Daily Rings Of Power

@DailyRoP

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"Sauron was become now a sorcerer of dreadful power, master of shadows and of phantoms, foul in wisdom, cruel in strength, misshaping what he touched, twisting what he ruled, lord of werewolves; his dominion was torment." #SilmarillionSunday #TheRingsOfPower