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@bluecentric For anyone curious, the citation is 14 CFR § 250.5. It's actually AT LEAST $1,550 (or 4x one-way) and it applies if the airline can't find y'all an alternative flight/means that gets there without an >2hr (domestic) or >4hr (int'l) delay

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@ChudsOfTikTok To be clear, this is the "turn signals were SO INCONVENIENT as a stick!" guy. I'm guessing he's doing a bit for ragebait.

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@RALee85 @Tmgneff @EricSchmittNYT People who have likely averted WWIII by preventing a Russian attack: * Submarine officer Vasili Arkhipov, by arguing with his superior, 1969 * Lt. Col. Stanislav Petrov, by determining a launch was a false alarm, 1983 * Some lazy guy who let maintenance lapse on a missile, 2023

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@PoliticalMuffy And anyways this is the actual world's largest participation trophy (Hope your great uncle's doin alright)

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@RyanB1810 meme stock in bio

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@RyanB1810 says the bagholder

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@SocDoneLeft Oh if only there were a better way *casually slides across table* (credit: @zpxlng )

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@caraesten Looking at the article and the statement NEDA made, what they did is actually kinda worse. This isn't even AI -- this is a bog standard rule-based text parser. They got rid of their unionized workers for text based "Choose Your Own Adventure" therapy. That doesn't even work.

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@sillymippy I wish drinking one (1) 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast (98 mg caffeine) solved my ADHD issues.

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@bluefolf I have a feeling the parents may be a little bit involved.

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@JUNlPER to be fair the ＥＮＤＬＥＳＳ　ＷＨＩＴＥ　ＶＯＩＤ　ＯＦ　ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧＮＥＳＳ does have a lovely brunch menu and makes a mean long island iced tea

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@the_nerd_skull Wait... what? A good chunk of the LSAT is just basically a bunch of logic puzzles though? And shouldn't a debatebro be good at analysing and critically evaluating arguments? Fucking hell, I gotta look this up.

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@LA_MacDougall @ohshidt If I were the more conspiratorial type, I would suspect that Junkyard Dogs work on evictions too, so they didn't ask any questions.

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@davenewworld_2 It looks like the contractor involved was the "Management & Training Company" or MTC. Oh hey, they have a Wikipedia page, I wonder what it sJESUS CHRIST WHY IS THE REPORTED INCIDENTS OF ABUSE SECTION LONGER THAN THE REST OF THE ARTICLE

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@emsantiago @ZacB_MN @manumarquez1986 Thank you Emmanuel, we all already know how taxes work

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@mutantxfactor As far as I know, there are no minimums for voluntary -- it's whatever's agreed upon between you & the airline. You no longer have those legal protections for compensation since you're not "forced" to accept. If you give up your seat for 63¢ and a bag of peanuts, that's on you.

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@montamontoer @SocDoneLeft ok

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@AnimeSerbia The AI Jerry is now saying the line "Everyone in the club laughs and claps their hands" between all his 'jokes' this time around, like someone reading the stage directions. JFC, this thing is weirdly enthralling.

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@the_zython @the_nerd_skull Given the number of red flags (plus the guy joined Twitter literally the day after Musk closed his deal on it), I don't think this is just a "slip."

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@_Jyggalag_ > "Anime is aesthetically right wing" > Has to use AI generated dreck as his example instead of something from an actual anime Just lol

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@Devon_OnEarth You joke, but...

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@ErinInTheMorn You mean “that one bearded guy who tried and failed to circumvent the constitution to hurt trans kids, and also once sold a weird plush baby version of himself as merch." istg that thing is cursed

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@CRShort81 oh no

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@GOPisweird I know I've left baseball games a bit early before in order to beat the crush of people trying to leave the parking garage at the same time.

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@vexwerewolf I like how just today he's already backtracked from "free speech absolutism" memeing to saying "Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape" and begging advertisers not to leave.

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@thecoopertom While I don't doubt that disabled people or those who have limited hand dexterity definitely greatly benefit from ready foods like this, I kinda doubt that the massive food corporations behind it are deliberately targeting them as a demographic.

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@The_sigma_fem *runs into the Academy, holding up a chicken that has undergone avian sex reversal* BEHOLD, A MAN

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@yuusharo @ashleylynch They're supposed to be, and the information provided is generic. But it still has a bunch of identifying info and... well, remember that time when some dude on one of the chanboards managed to track down Shia Lebouff's flag just from the stars and airplanes in the background?

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@JoshuaPHilll Found the study. The massive quotes "face-shaped" stimuli is depicted in attached images a and b, and was compared to the non-face stimuli c and d. TOTALLY looks like a face, right?

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@as_per_danielle Yeesh. Given the state of moderation here, it had to have been REAL bad.

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@RiteGud It looks like it was lifted wholesale from Smashwords's style guide. For *eBooks*.

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@ABeardedPanda I mean, let's not beat around the bush here

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@FuckCarsReddit I'm guessing they got enough backlash, lol. Fortune changed the headline:

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@StrewthQueen Not just that, he wrote a whole-ass essay defending it. (Paywalled, of course)

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@Johnanomous @dstayton1 @gol_mia Sure she does.

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@MeidasTouch @HugoThePinkCat For what it's worth, it's dead already.

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@BuddyGoodboyEsq @dracodare I think a lot of folks underestimate how long and how expensive even frivolous lawsuits can become. That's why SLAPPs (Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation, a.k.a. "shut up or I'll use my very deep pockets to sue you until you're bankrupt") are such a huge deal.

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@JUNlPER And yet it's STILL not transphobic enough for some people. Jesus Christmas Christ the gendercrits are insufferable

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@geogvma It does feel like basic social justice concepts such as "intersectionality" and "caring about more than one thing at the same time" is... lacking, for these people.

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@Vanessid This has been going on for a while, unfortunately. It's likely a scam group pretending to be that crypto company purely because EIon Mvsk peddled it, in an attempt to get into people's wallets (note the "giveaway" pinned -- fake giveaways are a common attack vector)

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@DrMajalis @GreatCheshire A couple years ago, some YouTube lawyer ran a GoFundMe. And roughly 9,000 stans donated a total of about $300k. (Which, funnily enough, is roughly how much he owes the defendants in legal fees too)

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@Emily4082 Wonder what they ended up doing.

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@ArmandDoma @SHIELD_Agent_47 I have to agree that there is misrepresenting going on. It's winter. Starbucks is doing peppermint now, not pumpkin spice.

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@benpauker @NPR According to the Wayback Machine, the Help page still had NPR as an example about two and a half hours ago as of writing (2:34 GMT), and was removed within about an hour of it.

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@Ella_Cenobite @GBBranstetter This excerpt came from the deposition of James Cantor. As for if he's an expert, well, I'll let him speak for himself:

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@MinModulation Yeesh, what is it with certain Gen Zs being weirdly puritanical?

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@RyanMarino @KOINNews I suspect it was "accidentally inhaled" in the same way I "accidentally ate" an entire 14" margherita pizza last night

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@vexwerewolf Maybe this is just me being paranoid, but when I hear "poly pride shouldn't be allowed at pride because cishets," I feel like they're just a stone's throw from "bi/pan folks, especially those currently in hetero relationships, shouldn't be allowed at pride because cishets."

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@BrendanBlaber Jello I have a better idea

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@BakuninBenjamin @roun_sa_ville @yukkuriyankey As a Korean-American, please kindly go eat a brick.

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@Kotaku Another reason to feel smugly self-satisfied that I haven't installed OW2.

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@woot_master I do find it funny that Ke$ha didn't actually do the singing vocals. I mean, it's completely understandable -- I'm guessing she's good-to-go for standard voice-acting, but if she starts singing stuff, her music industry links start to get angy and yelling about contracts

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@anarchoboognish Fun fact: Federal minimum wage for 14 y.o.s is $4.25 for the first 90 calendar days (including non-worked days). Now, to be clear, it's illegal to displace an adult worker with a kid, or to just hire a kid for 89 days and then give them the boot, but still. That's 3 months!

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@molly0xFFF Wait, LinkTree is banned?? I feel like that's just as big of an alarm as Masto being banned.

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@shannonrwatts For folks wondering why they let him go, in Missouri, the cops CANNOT hold you without charges for longer than 24 hours. My guess is that they need more time to gather evidence.

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@MossAnimation I wouldn't worry -- It looks like it'll be on TCLtv+, which is basically a no-name free streaming service originally specific to a brand of TVs. I don't think anyone's gonna watch it anyways.

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@souljagoytellem Also it's literally over a year old

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@thinkiamsad My guess is that ChatGPT "remembers" the first couple answers and just parrots it out for all the others, context be damned. Might be why other folks, who are starting fresh, are having better luck.

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@revhowardarson > "Settlers aren't civilians" > 📍North America Huh.

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@DiogenicDescent @DeepDishEnjoyer Apparently he mentioned his division in his original post, there were only three interns in said division, and he had other biographical info (college, etc) in other posts, so...

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@AvaTomboy I'm kinda wondering how much overlap there is between the "why are we praising a military guy" crowd and the "I'm actively yelling at someone who lost a relative to suicide because they think it's bad to promote self-immolation like this blesséd martyr to the cause" crowd

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@Itmechr3 I think people often forget that the folks we have to convince aren't usually the people who have the incentive to research deeply into issues, but rather folks who just "aren't that into politics." And the best way to get people to open their minds is to get them to laugh.

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@DarkEden21 Agreed: "Debates" overemphasize charisma, platform cranks, and allow them to grift more. I'm reminded of when Bill Nye (the Science Guy) tried to debate Christian YE Creationist Ken Ham. All that ended up doing was help Ham raise enough funds to build a Noah's Ark theme park.

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@TisStef Used to work as a floral delivery guy. My job was delivering UNEXPECTED gifts of flowers to peoples' parents, relatives, friends, significant others, etc. to brighten their day. Always ""nice"" to hear folks like Chris would have no qualms about shooting me.

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@TiberiasMax @mehdirhasan Oh, if only this discussion was about a mere biological difference in melanin, instead of Peterson being deliberately obtuse to centuries of history, sociology, and anthropology wrt skin color. (Also, Mehdi's parents immigrated from South India, nowhere near the Caucasus.)

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@BoleyHill @Glinner Ah yes, traditional Japanese chairs

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@Rahul_AJ_1990 I dunno bud that's a pretty big exception

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@AlsikkanTV Another Instagram post said she was driven to tears at one point. I honestly feel terrible for her. Hope at least she was paid well. (Or, given how the management has been, paid at all)

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@PeterTreadwell3 @KvasirW @elonmusk Plastic, you mean. That's a prop Diamondback .357 Magnum revolver from the video game "Deus Ex: Human Revolution" (note the lack of trigger).

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@Nantanreikan Also a good reminder that the effects of good things (or the lack/avoidance of bad things) sometimes aren't visible.

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@mattcohen2 @TaraOComics Yep, had me in the first half too, lol That's how I get all of my art -- paying artists!

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@OneRadChee This sounds like the conspiracy equivalent of "Mario would TOTALLY beat Link! Here, I just put them both on Max AI on Final Destination in Super Smash Bros. and Mario won!"

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@OneRadChee I loved the people going "Hah! That character is actually King Arthur, so checkmate!" as if that didn't throw a whole 'nother wrench into the mix.

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@RaeGun2k I'm just wondering about the kind of person who'd willingly fork over any amount of money with four or more digits before the decimal point without carefully reading all the fine print first. Also can I talk to them I have a bridge I would like to sell

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@LoverOfQueers @Pufflehuff3 To quote PhilosophyTube, what can I say but yiiiiiiiiikes

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@EliErlick On the bright side, it looks like that libelous @.femalemagic person (numerical Twitter ID=1509410416358793218 according to Google caches of their page) deleted their own account. Good riddance.

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@VermilViathan Probably aside the point now, but what even is that excuse? Even when I was 14, if my friends stole my phone and made a nasty tweet, I would've deleted it right away.

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@cyynapse @JUNlPER For what it's worth, Jess (the person pictured) seems to be holding up pretty well years later, despite the abrupt memehood. They even took all the misgendering with pretty good humor (especially given they're NB/genderqueer)

MEMES, Part 8: The scream

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@supersylvie_ They're an account from 2021 with only 9 tweets and 2 likes, and yet they have 23k followers. Something something glass houses.

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@ppPepoComfy True, but I should point out that despite the upward trend of explicit "conservatives" among 12th Graders, it still represents a difference of only a few percentage points. A significant proportion consider themselves "moderate" or "IDEK" (Pie chart's something I threw together)

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@ArkadyKoshka @coolmongreldog It does look like they've backed down on it. I kinda hope they talked to a lawyer about all this too -- between this and Megaplex, I don't envy con staff in Florida.

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@GreenHura @PoorlyAgedStuff When it was revealed that Jack Teixeira appeared to initially leak classified docs to a Minecraft Discord server, War Thunder tweeted this because their players are notorious for leaking classified info. In actuality, Teixeira was also a War Thunder player. And leaked there too.

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@KatyMontgomerie My headcanon is that the whole pizza incident caused him to have a massive irrational hatred of food

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@MotherNature @oneunderscore__ Funnily enough, if you break it down by Party ID, the only big swing negative is from the republicans...

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@Justazag_Z @PoorlyAgedStuff Yeaaaaaaaaah, about that

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@agrandlakeofmud @JUNlPER Hold on, is the only reason they published this article because the story featured on the latest episode of a true crime TV show???

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@keepitwilder @elonmusk I find it funny you ask that of the librarian and not the multibillionaire.

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@SussexHenryVIII That said, I also imagine it's a lot easier to demonstrate against someone with a reputation and number of controversies under their belt like Charles than someone who boils down to "old lady best known for having corgis and a funny anecdote with Saudi then-Prince Abdullah"

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@orkoliberal Well, at least they aren't actively trying to put forward Trump as a good candjfkslfjjfjfkfkkdkdjjfjfj

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@AmyMagdaleneta @KatyMontgomerie The wedding cake one was ruled narrowly. SCOTUS found that the CO commission wasn't "religiously neutral," so they ignored the big questions. That said, the cake shop DID get sued again by trans lawyer Autumn Scardina, who wanted a birthday cake. She won.

Colorado Baker Loses Appeal Over Transgender Birthday Cake

Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips previously won a partial U.S. Supreme Court victory that allowed the business to refuse to make a gay couple’s wedding cake.

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@Cruxador While true about the puriteens, the original Guardian article that sparked all this shit was actually written by a 66-year-old Boomer.

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@coralbeef_ So, as a Korean, I'm guessing this means y'all won't have our backs if Taiwan (1 yr compulsory service) or South Korea (2 yrs compulsory service) get attacked then. Nice to know.

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@RofRationality @theserfstv @hodgetwins @elonmusk @kathygriffin You're saying impersonation isn't free speech? Mmmm sounds like censorship bro

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@JosephPolitano Oh I'm sure Elon's friends are entirely real. I heard they all go to that hipster coffee shop that Jacob Wohl kept going on about in 2018.

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@DreamLeaf5 I'm usually very against victim blaming but the dude walked up brandishing a gun. The guy who got shot just got married two weeks prior. Sorry if this sounds callous, but if this was how he acted when he's angry, I kinda wonder if the wife dodged a bullet (in more ways than one)

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@DeItaone ...for reference, this is (roughly) what it looks like if you use the same y-axis for both.

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@MonsterEnergy @AlexPereiraUFC @ufc You gonna sue me if I call Pereira a monster in the Octagon?

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@vexwerewolf Ayup. Even claiming he'll make Twitter "most respected advertising platform in the world"

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@XiranJayZhao I'm less concerned about the name, and more concerned about the number of people who are going "OMG 'Omicron' is an anagram of 'Moronic'! That means it's fake!!" I've heard dumb conspiracy theories before but holy shit

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@kaifraz4048 My guy really thinks this rotoscoped shit looks "good"

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